Prologue The old man who sent the cheats is here!
"I am the god of freedom, I will give you the golden finger now, from now on you can be invincible in the world, and you don't have to scruple about collecting the harem!"
That's what I'm hearing now, but I'll explain it to you before I do that. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoI'm a poor person.,Even if I go to buy "Moving New" today, I can only buy a softcover version.,Yes,It's 9.8 yuan that P folk version.,Because the rest of the money went to buy "Meng Anime", "Absolute Domain" and some comic books.,So I'm very poor.,There's still 2 cents left after the change.,Look at an old man who doesn't seem to have eaten for three days on the side of the road.,In line with the mentality that 2 cents in your pocket also takes up space, I kindly gave it to the old man.。
As a result, the starting point is honest and doesn't deceive me, this time it's finally our turn to meet the legendary grandfather who gives cheats and plug-ins to the protagonist.
People often like what they lack, and the old man saw that I was more handsome than him, more conscientious than him, and very kind to give him 2 cents like garbage, so he was moved to tears, and praised this young man again and again for being the first good man in the world.
So with a wave of my right hand as if I had made up my mind, I was taken to this pitch-black platform, and by the way, there was a glowing ball of light in the center, which was shaped like an egg laid by a chicken raised by my second aunt for fifty years.
Then the old man appeared and said the opening paragraph:
"I am the god of freedom, I will give you the golden finger now, from now on you can be invincible in the world, and you don't have to scruple about collecting the harem!"
"......" Let's not mention why there are two times in the same word, this kind of bad behavior of someone obviously making up the number of words, this old man, this free god, do you dare to be a little more bloody?
"Well, this is a once-in-a-trillion chance since I was founded, do you want it?"
The five billion years of the earth's history are crying, I don't remember how many years the universe has been, anyway, I think the history of the universe is full of internal cows, and there is a big god, can you not make a tone to me that you only have when you are a gentleman and a woman from a good family, it's too disrespectful!
Spit and complain, the universe cried, but I didn't cry, on the contrary, my mood was more excited than winning the five million jackpot, I could even feel that my stomach had made an excited cry like the sound of an F1 racing motor, hungry~~ It seems to be a little hungry.
"Of course I do, what kind of golden finger are you going to give me?" I am full of the courteous smile of a profiteer meeting a fat sheep, regardless of whether it is a dog or not, anyway, from now on I can live a left-handed royal sister and right-handed Lori, headresting friends, and stepping on the father's kind of emotional trip!
"Well, it's very polite. The Easy God nodded in great satisfaction, then ripped his finger off, and saw golden blood spurt out of his severed finger like a jet, "Take it." Fingers stained with golden blood flew over.
Wait a minute!Nima, what kind of hunting plot is this, it's too super to expand, is this a golden finger............ Take a closer look, it is really a "golden finger".
"......" stunned to look at the golden finger on the palm of his hand that was still bleeding, and I could only look at him with an expression of eating a lump of Xiang.
"Haha, just kidding, that's what I'm going to give. The damn old disrespectful laughed, waved his hand to recall the golden finger and attached it to the severed finger, and took out a ring.
Could it be that is the legendary Freedom Ring that must be brought through the passage! I stared at the ring with the eyes of Edison Chen who found Gu Juji's scandal.
"This is the ...... of the Runaway Ring"
Sure enough, yes.
"The function refers to any fantasy novel on the Internet, you know. ”
…… It turns out that Xiaoyao God is also mixed with the starting point, so according to the law of the starting point, after the ring is given, it is time to send the exercises, right?
"Then I'll give you another cheats. The god took out a villain book that looked moldy because he hadn't touched it for too long, "After you finish practicing, you can be invincible in the world!"
"Oh!!" I took it with joy, hurriedly flipped through it, and pronounced the name of the cheats with a sonorous and powerful sense of identity: "Sunflower Treasure Book, the golden gun will not fall down after practice......"
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After a period of silence, I had a resentful expression on my face, this is too much to complain, is it too much, can I beat you?
"That's a gift, let you give it away, this is the main dish, choose one. "Three more cheats flew over.
I took it and picked it up.
"The Stars Change"
"Nine Turns of Golden Death"
Should I say that it is worthy of being a gift from the god of the starting point, the above two resolutely pass, and the second one is even wrong with the word "decision", if I practice that kind of cheats full of typos, I still don't have endocrine disorders.
"I'll pick this. "I picked up the book of the Encyclopedia of Magic.
"Okay, now you can calm down and put aside distractions. The god said seriously.
When it was finally time to start the main play, I hurriedly followed the instructions to close my eyes and meditate.
"Kill, !!"
"Kill, !!"
Hey, why is there a sense of shaking the sky and the earth, and the galloping of thousands of horses, and what's going on with this shouting and killing?
When I opened my eyes, I was almost scared to pee, 10,000 Chun Ge rode 10,000 grass and mud horses, holding Jiba spears, and 10,000 rice geese flew in the sky.
"Mamma Mia-!" Seeing that the army of grass and mud horses was about to collide, I reflexively closed my eyes, let out a sad cry, and then my body erupted with momentum, I felt that my brain was clear, and I still saw countless gorgeous fluorescents even though my eyes were closed.
[Ding!System Prompt: Meditation is introduced, and if you successfully sense the magic element, you can use the Level 1 Fireball Technique...... (10,000 words omitted)
"You're awake. ”
In the next moment, this voice sounded in my ears, and I finally realized that I was still in this cottage main god space, and Xiaoyao Shenda looked at me with a smile on his face, he explained: "Just now you broke through the peak by using extreme compression to force your bony nerve to reach a critical point, and then your brain turned from dry to a stream, now you have initially comprehended the magic, and if you continue to practice, you will definitely be able to kill gods and kill Buddhas, and from now on, the golden gun will not fall, brave young man go and push down Lori!"
…… At a glance, I know that Xiaoyao God is reading third-rate novels, and there are a lot of sick sentences and wrong words, I can't understand what you're talking about, let me sort out my thoughts, oh, probably because I comprehended the elemental magic, and you're going to send me away, right?
But it's good! Wait so long for this moment, according to the next law, that's the story of me descending from the balcony to a certain giant breasts girl like a forbidden book catalogue and being adopted, and then taking the harem while adventuring. Hehe, although it's bloody, but I like it~~
The Encyclopedia of Magic melted into my mind, and a large amount of magical knowledge was instantly instilled into my mind, and it was finally relieved after a brief period of swelling pain.
Seeing that I had put on the ring, absorbed the cheats, and everything was ready, Xiaoyao God said earnestly: "Actually, I have an enemy......
"I know, old man. I was kind enough to stop the old man from trying to cheat on the word count, "I can refer to any novel of the same kind about this, right?"
"Yes, a smart kid. The old man smiled with satisfaction, "You are the smartest person I have ever seen in my two hundred billion years of life." ”
...... "Grandpa, have you lived to be a pig in your life, uh, it seems that there were no pigs for so long."
"Then I'll send you to the trial now, remember, when you return from your studies, you must avenge me. ”
"Hmm!" I accepted the perseverance of a revolutionary soldier, uh...... Did you forget to ask something?
"You will know my enemies then. The old man added.
Are you forcing me to complain.
"Okay, hurry up, time waits for no one. "With a wave of my old man's sleeves, I noticed that my body was gradually fading, as if it was about to disappear in this space.
"Old man!" It wasn't until this critical moment that I finally remembered that I had forgotten something, "From the beginning of the new book and new chapter to now, you haven't asked my name, and the protagonist whose name hasn't been revealed within a thousand words is going to hit the street!"
"Oh, I forgot, hurry up, what's your name, come quickly. This Grandpa of the Carefree God also panicked.
"My name is ...... What's my name, let me think about it......"
"What's your name, do you still want to think about it!?" the old man was furious.
Since it has crossed over, then a person's name determines a person's fate, then I ......
"Oh!!, my name is Long Aotian...... Don't put a sword against my neck, I admit that I have a beard, my name is Lin Feng. ”
"Isn't that the second Long Aotian!?" The old man's complaining attribute also awakened, and the long sword was further approaching his neck.
"I know, I know!" I waved my hands in a panic with my sword against my neck, "Actually, my name is Lei Zhe!"
"Isn't that the name of the unscrupulous demon king next door!!" The old man was finally stimulated to relapse into high blood pressure, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
The sound of the long sword falling, the old man rolled his eyes and fell.
"Grandpa, Grandpa, you can't die, open your eyes!" In order to save the life of my grandfather, who had been kind to me, I hurriedly lifted his body to the ground, and the mission shook him, making his neck swing back and forth.
I remembered all the kindness that my grandfather had done to me, and my cry was hoarse: "Wake up, old man, wake up, wake up, wake up!"
Through my own efforts, I slapped him hard in the face with the left and the right, trying to wake him up, and now his face has become richer and more rosy than before.
Suddenly, my hand was grabbed by the old man, and he glared at me like a flashback: "Tell me, your real name." ”
"My name is ...... Xiao Yaoshen. I choked up.
"Xiao Yaoshen, Xiaoyaoshen, poof!" The old man spit out another mouthful of old blood for some reason, "I remember you, you must avenge me." "The old man looked at me like an enemy, and then rolled his eyes and continued to die.
"Grandpa, don't worry, when I become a god, I will definitely avenge you. I closed the eyes of the god of freedom that had burped with the heat of my heart, and then I cheered up again, stood in front of the bare egg, and then the tiger's body shook, and the king's qi squirted out from the chrysanthemum without money, and then shouted: "Teleport!"
After a golden light, I disappeared in place, and the old man lying there didn't seem to be dead, my eyelids moved after I just teleported away, but before he could regain consciousness, he smelled a deadly poisonous gas rushing over, and saw that his face was blue and white for a while, and then his head turned over, and he was completely dead.
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