Chapter 94: Learn to be a beggar

When Tang Seng and Erlang God were 'fiercely fighting', Sun Wukong had already come to the extreme north of the heavenly realm, and entered a small world, and that small world was the cold pole sky.

Sun Wukong's luck is not bad, as soon as he arrived in the cold pole sky, he met an old grandmother, and the old woman told him that if he wanted to see the cold pole goddess, there was a way for him to go to the mortal world of the cold pole to be a beggar for three days.

In the past three days, he is not allowed to use any mana, even if he is bullied, he must endure it and let him experience the life of an inferior person.

"Three days is three days!"

If it was before, he would never have agreed, but now for Zilan's sake, he didn't hesitate at all.

Soon Sun Wukong entered the mortal world, which was no different from the mortal world in other places except that the weather was a little colder.

The streets are very lively, and of course there are quiet places, even off the beaten track.

Sun Wukong found a beggar and asked the beggar, "How do I make a beggar?"

The beggar suddenly looked at Sun Wukong like a fool, although Sun Wukong looked a little weird, but this beggar was not afraid, just a little surprised.

"What does it mean to be a beggar?" asked Sun Wukong continued.

"A fool!" the dirty beggar on the ground pouted, taking Sun Wukong for a stupid monkey.

"May I ask what it takes to be a beggar?" asked Sun Wukong tirelessly.

"Don't think I'll like you if you can talk. The beggar said angrily.

Sun Wukong hurriedly turned around, he was in a temper because he was worried about Zilan's life and death, and now in this situation, he would generally slap it directly.

But when he thought of the old grandmother saying that the way to see the Extreme Celestial Maiden was that he must not use force, even if he was bullied, he couldn't fight back, so he couldn't help it!

Taking a deep breath, Sun Wukong turned around again and asked with a smile on his face, "May I ask why you think I'm annoying?"

"Smack!"

A stinky bone slammed into Sun Wukong's head, and the beggar said impatiently: ", don't roll again, Lao Tzu will stew you and drink it!"

Sun Wukong suddenly stood up with monkey hair, and wanted to slap this beggar flat!

But Zilan, who was lying on the clouds waiting for his life-saving pill, immediately held back, took a deep breath, and asked with a smile, "May I ask ......?"

"Whoosh ......"

A few stones flew over, and there were rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs, all of which fell on Sun Wukong.

Suddenly, Sun Wukong's golden monkey hair all over his body was stained.

"Hahahaha......"

"That monkey is hilarious. ”

The beggars around laughed and played monkeys there, which was a real monkey trick, and the opportunity was rare.

Sun Wukong wiped a handful of rotten eggs on his face, the smile on his face disappeared instantly, there was no anger in his eyes, only indifference remained, he wanted to crush that beggar to ashes!

Sun Wukong has lost his mind.

"Silly monkey, don't you want to ask how to be a beggar? You look a lot like a beggar now. Suddenly, a young beggar patted Sun Wukong's shoulder and said with a smile.

Sun Wukong, who was about to make a move, suddenly woke up and looked at the young beggar beside him.

"I've seen a lot of monkeys, but it's the first time I've seen monkeys that can talk and learn to be beggars. The young man smiled and said, "Silly monkey, don't you want to ask, why do they think you are annoying?"

"Yes, do you know?" asked Sun Wukong expressionlessly.

"Of course, I didn't really wrong you to say that you were a stupid monkey, but think about it, what do you do as a beggar?" asked the young beggar.

"Begging. Sun Wukong replied.

"Is it easy to beg?"

"It shouldn't be easy. ”

"That's it, it's so hard for us beggars to beg, and if we add one more beggar, we will earn less. The young beggar said, "Now you should know why they don't want to answer your question, right?"

"Then can you answer?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Yes, but you're going to do one thing for me. The young beggar said.

"What's the matter?"

"Help me make money!"

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Half an hour later, Sun Wukong was tied around his neck by a young beggar and asked to 'solicit' on the steps made of several wooden planks.

"Don't you speak? When you see someone coming, you shout, 'Everyone, give me some money, give me something to eat.' The young beggar said, "Remember, don't make a mistake. ”

Sun Wukong's face was a little unpleasant, this young beggar really used him as a monkey to attract customers, although he was indeed a monkey.

At this moment, two men dressed as outsiders came over, and the young beggar hurriedly said, "Scream, hurry." ”

Sun Wukong was helpless, so he had to shout: "Everyone is good, give me some money, give me some food......"

When the two men heard this, they immediately looked at them in surprise.

"This monkey can talk?"

"It's funny. ”

The young beggar suddenly became excited, and felt that he was really smart, and if he found a talking monkey, it was estimated that it would not be long before he would be rich.

"Everyone, let's give some money, give me something to eat. Sun Wukong continued.

"Everyone, let's give some money, give me something to eat. ”

"Everyone, let's give some money, give me something to eat. Sun Wukong also ignored the two men who looked at him and continued to shout.

As a result, the two men who looked like outsiders thought that this monkey would only say such a sentence, and suddenly lost interest, turned around and left.

"Smack!"

The young beggar angrily slapped Sun Wukong's head with a wooden stick.

"May I ask why you hit me?" Sun Wukong wondered.

"You stupid monkey, you can't attract people, it's really stupid, there were only two people just now, and they have already seen you, you should say, 'Two of you are good, give some money, give you some food', if it is three, it is called 'three people are good', if it is a lot of people, it is called 'everyone is good'. The young beggar said.

"But you can't be wrong. Sun Wukong was puzzled.

"Smack!" The young beggar slapped Sun Wukong again: "You still dare to talk back, you stupid monkey, let you say that, you just say that, where is so much nonsense!"

The young beggar whipped another rod in annoyance.

Sun Wukong's eyelids were pumped, and he kept telling himself in his heart that as long as he persisted for three days, he could save Zilan, and he would definitely be able to do it!

Originally, Sun Wukong thought that he was just a beggar for three days?

I didn't expect it to be so difficult when I really practiced, and he almost fell short several times!

"Go on, silly monkey!"

The young beggar slapped Sun Wukong again and said, "Now I will teach you how to be a beggar." ”

"To be a beggar, you have to put down your dignity and ask for alms from the rich. ”

"Can I ask a question?" interrupted Sun Wukong suddenly.

"What's the problem?"

"You have hands and feet, why do you want to put down your dignity to be a beggar?" asked Sun Wukong.

"How good it is to be a beggar, to be able to eat without having to do anything. ”。

"Aren't you doing something right now? Do all beggars have to work so hard to beg? What's the difference between that and normal people?"

"Smack!"

The young beggar slapped Sun Wukong's head angrily: "Where are there so many problems? Kneel!"

"Why kneel? I didn't make a mistake. Sun Wukong was puzzled.