Origin Chapter 42 Stealing Chickens
When they arrived in the southern suburbs, the three of them went to their own abandoned quarry, and Lord Wu even brought some cultivation utensils over, it seemed that he planned to settle in the quarry for a short time.
As soon as they arrived at the quarry, Lord Wu and Liu Yun looked at the rubble and undivided huge stones in front of them, and their eyes were extremely excited, as if they saw jewels all over the ground, wandering around in the pile of rubble.
"Liu Yun's stone helped me knock down the mountain pattern, and it couldn't be more suitable for me to practice knives. ”
"Yu Hao, you said that it is not appropriate for me to put a wooden stake here. ”
"Look at a snake here. ”
This is at Lord Wu's quarry, Lord Wu's performance, the appearance of a curious baby, made Yu Hao and Liu Yun a little crying and laughing, so they could only smile bitterly and shake their heads.
But when he arrived at Liu Yun's quarrying point later, Liu Yun's excitement did not have to be weak at all, but he was a scribe, he could only pull Yu Hao to chatter, and even borrowed the famous words of the sages from time to time to compare the beauty of this scene, and Yu Hao's scalp was numb when he heard it.
Yu Hao finally got out on the grounds of cultivation, and there was such a thought in his heart: Don't mess with cultural people in the future, otherwise you can be killed if you say it.
In this way, for the next four or five days, the three of them practiced their own martial arts and cheats, and occasionally got together for dinner, and exchanged cultivation experiences at that time.
In the evening of this day, the bonfire danced in Hao's cultivation place, and the naughty flame tip also stroked the plucking and dirty pheasants in the mountains and forests near the stone field from time to time, making seven or eight pheasants flow oil all over their bodies, and the burnt fragrance overflowed.
The three teenagers sat by the campfire, staring at the roast chicken on the wooden fork, all salivating.
"I can't help it, eat first" After speaking, Lord Wu pulled out a wooden fork, did not take off the roast chicken, and took the wooden fork and feasted on it.
When Yu Hao and Liu Yun saw this posture, they also pulled out two wooden forks and put them on a large plate prepared in advance to eat.
Not to mention that the chickens in this mountain are big, one top two, and the blue and white porcelain plate with the size of the basin can barely hold the roast chicken, thinking that these seven or eight chickens are enough for three teenagers.
Liu Yun unscrewed a big chicken leg and muttered while eating: "Today is thanks to my brother, when I was practicing my sword, I found a group of pheasants, and I served them directly, um.... Well, it's really fragrant, Brother Yu, your skills are good, and the tavern is not open in vain. ”
Hearing this, Yu Hao swallowed the crispy skin of the golden chicken wings that had just come down from his mouth, and said: "Luckily, when I was practicing the sword, I just got a big pheasant out of the forest, I wanted to catch the stew tonight to improve the food, but I didn't expect to find the past but there was an unexpected surprise." ”
Growing up in the barracks of Lord Wu, he ate quickly, and after a while, he ate almost half a chicken, he tore off a large piece of chicken breast with his mouth, and said while chewing the chicken: "This pheasant can't be raised by someone else." ”
Yu Hao finished exploiting the only remaining meat on the chicken bones, and said: "Who will raise chickens in this place! Besides, if it is really raised, when the time comes, it will be over if someone finds it and gives some money, what are you afraid of." ”
Lord Wu nodded and said, "Well, that's what you said." ”
Yu Hao suddenly remembered something, and said: "How can you have no wine if you have chicken, last time I went back, I just put some wine in the ring and came to drink." ”
Saying that, Yu Hao took out three bowls, poured a bowl of brewed drunken peach blossoms, and said, "You taste it, how about this wine." ”
As soon as Lord Wu saw that there was wine to drink, he immediately stepped forward and grabbed a bowl and said, "Isn't it just a drunken peach blossom? ”
After saying that, Wu's main bowl was in one fell swoop, and the wine bottomed out.
After a bowl of wine, Lord Wu instantly shook, his sword eyebrows raised, and the look on his face changed from disdain to approval, and said: "This wine tastes better than last time." ”
When Liu Yun heard this, he also stepped forward, lightly holding a bowl of drunken peach blossoms, or took a sip first as he usually drank, and then Liu Yun's peach blossom eyes narrowed, as if he was comparing something.
After a while, Liu Yun said: "It's a little different from the previous wine, but I can't say it, it's better for Brother Wu to say the word 'above'." ”
Lord Wu grinned and spit out two words: "Hypocrisy." ”
With the blessing of wine, the chickens were quickly destroyed, and after a while, there were only two wooden forks left around the campfire, but just as the three of them were discussing how to divide the chickens, an exclamation came from the woods near the stone field.
"Oh, my chickens, chickens, why are they all gone. ”
The voice was very small, and it was far away, but the three teenagers were psychic, and they could easily hear this old exclamation.
The three of them were immediately stunned, you look at me, I look at you, and then Yu Hao and Liu Yun's eyes immediately fell on Lord Wu, and Lord Wu said inexplicably: "What are you doing with me?"
At this time, Yu Hao and Liu Yun were already in the united front, staring at Lord Wu and saying three words: "Crow's mouth." ”
Then Yu Hao got up from the stone he was sitting on and said, "Let's go, let's go and apologize to the old man." ”
But just as Liu Yun and Lord Wu stood up in response and were about to enter the forest, a short old man with gray hair, a cane, and a huge gourd hanging from his waist staggered out of the tree.
The old man narrowed his eyes, stared at the three teenagers in front of him, and then swept his eyes to the roast chicken on the bonfire, and said in a slightly cold voice: "Oh, it was you three little cubs who stole my chickens and ate them." ”
Yu Hao and the three of them were a little stunned, you must know that the voice they heard from the old man just now should be extremely far away, but now the old man has arrived here in an instant, and the only one who can do this kind of thing is a monk, and it is not an ordinary monk, at least Yu Hao They think that even if they are at full speed, they will not be able to have this kind of speed.
But they never imagined that in such a place, there would be a powerful monk raising pheasants, and it just so happened that the chicken keeper came over just when they had all killed the chickens and barbecued them.
Lord Wu stabbed Yu Hao and whispered, "You can tell me what you are doing." ”
Yu Hao had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Senior, the junior doesn't know that this chicken was raised by you, and thinks it's a pheasant, you see how the junior compensates you." ”
Hearing this, the old man's rosacea was even more red, he raised the crutches in his hand, pointed at Yu Hao tremblingly, and said, "You, you.... Do you know what it is? That's the pheasant that I spent a lot of effort getting back from Nanban, can you afford to pay for it?"
As soon as Yu Hao heard this, he knew that this chicken might not be as simple as he imagined, so he took a deep breath and said, "Senior, please also make a price, as the apprentice of Master Wei Di, the junior believes that he will be able to afford to pay you in the future." ”
Yu Hao also had no choice, this old man didn't seem to be a simple character, so he had to borrow the name of the cheap master to see if he could deter him.
Thinking that Wei Di's name still has some effect, as soon as he heard this, the rosacea-nosed old man's neck stretched forward, pestle his crutches, and came to Yu Hao in two big steps, looking around Yu Hao in a circle, so that Yu Hao's head and body have been following this old man.
Yu Hao said in a panic: "Senior, senior, what are you doing here?"
The old man stopped in front of Yu Hao, suddenly leaned his face closer, looked up at Yu Hao's small eyes, the old eyes narrowed again, and asked, "You say... You're the genius apprentice of the 'Hammer'. ”
Yu Hao smelled the faint smell of wine emanating from the old man's body, nodded in fear, and looked at the old man with a very innocent look.
The old man looked at Yu Hao, as if there was a smell that seduced him, only to see that the old man's nostrils suddenly enlarged and took a deep breath, his face showed intoxication, and said: "The little cub who stole my chicken to eat, what kind of wine do you drink, it is very fragrant, give me something to taste, I don't care about your chicken, anyway, I also used the chicken to drink, and I just happened to taste it today." ”
When Yu Hao heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, knowing that nothing major should happen, so he poured a bowl of wine and handed it to the old man with a cane, and said, "Senior, please." ”
The old man took the bowl and sniffed it on the edge of it with his rosacea, then let out a moan of enjoyment, and said, "This is the smell, Chana." ”
Then the old man drank half a bowl of wine in one gulp, and then said, "Oh... Oh.. Oh.. Oh.. Oh.. Oh" came the voice.
The three teenagers all looked strange, thinking that this old man was so exaggerated for drinking, as for it?
After the old man screamed for a long time, he said to Yu Hao: "Boy, how much wine do you have." ”
Yu Hao replied with difficulty: "One and a half altars!"
The old man drank the remaining half of the bowl of wine and said, "Take it out and show it to me, I don't believe it." ”
Hearing this, Yu Hao took out a jar of wine and put it next to the jar where he had already drunk half of the wine, then pointed to the two jars, and said, "What's so unbelievable about this, senior, look." ”
said that he turned around and planned to look at the old man, but the old man had disappeared without a trace, and then he saw that the two jars of wine were gone, and even the roast chicken on the bonfire was taken away, and only one voice came from the direction of Chang'an City far away: "The three babies who stole the chicken, even if you pay me something, goodbye, I will go to the boy master to complain." Oops, this chicken is well roasted. ”
Yu Hao looked at Liu Yun and Lord Wu who were in a daze in a daze, and said, "When did that old man leave?" ”
The corners of Lord Wu's mouth twitched, and he said with difficulty: "Just when you turned around." ”
Liu Yun suddenly laughed at this time and said, "Brother Yu, that old gentleman seems to know your master, maybe you will be beaten when you go back." ”
Hearing this, Yu Hao replied very casually: "Don't be afraid, small things." ”
He thought to himself, Master is very kind to my baby, this kind of thing should help me cover.
Then Yu Hao's eyes glared at Lord Wu and said, "It's your crow's mouth, what are you talking about." ”
Lord Wu was very unconvinced when he heard this: "If it weren't for the chicken you stole from, where would there be such a broken file." ”
Yu Hao continued: "The chicken I stole, did you eat it, did you eat it?" ”
Lord Wu couldn't hold back his temperament, Yu Hao seemed to be angry when he was so excited, and said angrily: "If you eat it, you will eat it, it's not you who gave me food, if you don't accept it, if you want to fight." ”
Yu Hao was also interested, and said: "Just fight, it just so happens that I haven't fought in the techniques I practiced, so how about playing with you." ”
Liu Yun was very nervous at first, thinking that the two were going to quarrel, but seeing that the two of them looked at him with tacit understanding, he instantly understood that these two people were singing double reeds, and this singing and harmony was to bring themselves in.
Liu Yun, who understood, reluctantly said: "You two don't want to act anymore, don't you just want to compete?
Yu Hao and Lord Wu grinned when they heard this, and then Yu Hao took out another jar of wine and said, "Hehe, come, let's continue to drink!"
Lord Wu and Liu Yun were stunned for a moment, and said at the same time: "Why do you still have wine?" "Brother Yu, you coaxed that old gentleman,"
Yu Hao smiled proudly and said, "That old man's trick is too good, how can I not see it, but I didn't expect that old man to take away all the drinks we have drunk, hey, this is also the last altar." ”
But Yu Hao's words were not very convincing, Liu Yun and Lord Wu both looked at him suspiciously, and Yu Hao said embarrassedly: "Eh.... Well, it's two altars. Don't look at it, it's really gone, and I don't have that much space in the ring. ”
After that, although the three of them didn't have chicken to eat, they were okay to use dried meat with wine, the wine was extinguished, Liu Yun and Lord Wu didn't go back to their cultivation place, they just found a comfortable place to meditate at Yu Hao's abandoned quarry, and waited for tomorrow's competition.