Chapter 117: I can't say it
Director Ma waved his hand and said: "How can there be so many things that can't be changed, we used to change them like this, you have to do this." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Also, our party is mainly about attracting investment, and your language programs must combine the investment promotion policies in the district. ”
He Xiangdong frowned, exhaled through his nose, and patiently explained: "Guankou is not like this, how can there be a policy as a penetration, every word and every word of Guankou is exquisite, he doesn't say that you can memorize it quickly, and you left us 10 minutes, so how can it be enough to change it." ”
The director Ma was also a little displeased, he had never seen such a difficult to speak cross talk actor, the ones who came before were what he said, and they immediately agreed, and they were successful so many times, and I didn't see any problems.
He said unhappily: "It's your business whether you talk or not, I don't care, but I've done so many galas and cooperated with a lot of cross talk actors, and none of them said no." There's not enough time, so you guys just take out the last Taiping lyrics, what the hell is this, I've never heard of it. ”
He Xiangdong said: "Taiping lyrics are one of the four homework in cross talk, and those who say cross talk must be able to sing." And this cross talk really can't be changed like this, otherwise it won't be able to be said, and the audience won't like to listen to it. ”
Director Ma's face also sank, he was pouted several times by this young man, and his face couldn't hang up, he said: "Now, let me tell you, it's your business whether the audience likes to listen to it or not, if you want to perform at this party, you have to listen to me, you have to change it like this." I've worked with so many cross talk actors, but it's not as difficult as you. ”
He Xiangdong's face was also very unsightly, and the person next to him also persuaded him: "Okay, brother, just say a few words, we all say so, there is no problem." Cross talk, what's the matter, don't you say, it's over with your mouth closed, it's just a matter of ten minutes, you don't have to be afraid that the effect is not good, and laughter and applause can be done at that time. ”
Hearing this, He Xiangdong was even more angry, he glanced at him coldly, is this what a cross talk actor should say? The actor was startled by He Xiangdong.
He Xiangdong's face changed several times, and he struggled slightly, but finally he gritted his teeth and made a decision, he said to Ma Dao: "I'm sorry, cross talk really can't be said like that, since I was a child, my master taught me not to be sorry for the audience when I stand on stage, I really can't change it like this." ”
Hearing He Xiangdong say this, Ma Dao laughed angrily, pointed to He Xiangdong's nose and said, "Good boy, there is a kind, I'm sorry for the audience to say that I changed it like this." Hehe, do you think you can say yes, let me tell you that there are dozens of cross talk people waiting to play at the door of the TV station, if it weren't for Mr. Bai's relationship, I would have kicked you out, you can't say it, then you can get out of here now, Lao Tzu will be replaced immediately. ”
Director Ma's words are hard to hear, He Xiangdong didn't have a seizure, the cross talk is not good, it can be changed, but it can be changed in a bad direction, this is not good. Especially if you have to let a layman who doesn't understand it at all to guide him, he can't stand it, he can't stand it when he says such a cross talk, not to mention becoming famous, if his master knows it, it must be a slap in the face.
After all, they are all adults, and He Xiangdong did not jump like thunder, he calmly arched his hand to Ma Dao and said, "Excuse me." Then he said to the comedian: "I'm sorry for you." ”
Without waiting for the two to reply, He Xiangdong walked out of the door of the TV station directly.
When he went out, it was already evening, and the golden sunset shone on He Xiangdong's bitter face, yes, he had just given up a perfect opportunity to be on TV. If he changes the cross talk today, and says it in it, it will be the first step into the TV circle.
There will definitely be more opportunities in the future, maybe you can go to the Quyuan Miscellaneous Altar, or even the Spring Festival Gala, when the time comes, it will not be a problem to become popular overnight, and it will be simple to become famous and established, which is simply a shortcut to the sky for a young man in his 20s.
But is this thing cross talk? What the hell is this bullshit four likes, He Xiangdong dares to say that if he is famous by talking about this kind of thing, the master will have to beat him to death when he sees him.
Not to mention Master, he can't even pass the level in his own heart, if you really have to say this kind of thing to make cross talk last, then it's really better to let cross talk die.
Alas, He Xiangdong sighed and left, he didn't regret it, he just had some apologies, and he didn't live up to Bai Qiang's thoughts for him.
When he returned home, it was already dark, he lived far away, and the next day Tian Jiani came to look for him, and knocked on the door for a long time at his door, but he didn't open it, pretending not to be at home.
He really doesn't know how to face Bai Qiang and Tian Jiani, he has his own insistence, this is his bottom line, he doesn't know how to talk to them, and he doesn't want to quarrel with them. Forget it, let's find a good place to go first, and then come to apologize.
In the next week, He Xiangdong followed the old way, planning to perform with others, or talk about cross talk in various theaters of the tea house. According to his thoughts, in a city as big as Beijing, there are tens of millions of people, even if only one person in 100 people listens to cross talk, that is a remarkable number.
And people in this kind of big city earn a lot, so they must be willing to spend money to listen to play. It's a pity that this is just his idea, he has run dozens of folk theaters these days, but as soon as people heard that he was talking about cross talk, they didn't give him a chance to perform on stage and drove him out.
In fact, there are almost no theaters performing opera in the whole city of Beijing, most of them are performing songs and dances, even if there are some comedy theaters, people also perform sketches, and there is a kind of talk show that seems to be called something, foreign things, and there are also two people who turn around, but don't cross talk.
In the huge city of Beijing, except for professional troupes, there is no place for cross talk, He Xiangdong couldn't help but feel sad, looking at the empty wallet, his smile was even more desolate.
Big cities can't compare to small towns, in some remote small cities and small counties, there is still a little market for cross talk, just like what he said in the teahouse in Yuncheng, Shandong before, but in this kind of small city teahouse, he can only mix food and clothing at most, this situation is really what he wants?
"Alas......" There was a long sigh, He Xiangdong had been worried for several days, and his body was so worried that he was thin, he didn't want to leave Beijing like this, but he didn't even have a place to talk about cross talk, let alone stick to this art, and even carry it forward.
It's been almost a month since he came to Beijing, and He Xiangdong still hasn't found a place to go, and he has run a lot of places these days, but it still doesn't work. He couldn't help but have doubts, could it be that cross talk is really dead? There is no room for survival even in a cultural center like Beijing? Is he really going to leave in embarrassment?
He was walking alone on the street with a lot of thoughts, and suddenly a heavy rain fell, and it came very suddenly, He Xiangdong ran to a fried sauce noodle restaurant to hide from the rain.
"The house leak happened to rain overnight, and people were unlucky to drink cold water and stuffed their teeth. He Xiangdong frowned and sighed, he couldn't stand still when he arrived at someone's store, he also asked for a bowl of fried noodles.
The owner of the noodle shop is very happy, this shower has really brought him in a lot of customers, even if he has to order something to hide from the rain, he can be regarded as making a small profit.
Soon, He Xiangdong's noodles came up, and they were also very simple, he hadn't eaten lunch yet, and now he was just filling his stomach, and he didn't eat a few bites, he was attracted by the two younger sons of the noodle shop owner.