Chapter 19: Mess
Just as Shi Zhenqiu was struggling with the door that couldn't be opened, a hand reached out next to him to stop him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It's none other than Kim Tae-hee, who can't stand it.
Beautiful writers are also helpless, what else can they do when they encounter such a second goods?
Just when Shi Zhenqiu looked over, Kim Tae-hee said a word angrily.
"Pull!"
And all this process was recorded by the camera that followed next to it, so it was seen by Kim Tae-ho and others in front of the monitor.
This guy played oolong as soon as he came up, and he was really talented.
Kim Tae-ho, Ji Young-jae, and several major writers all laughed back and forth, very satisfied with this appearance.
With Kim Tae-hee's suggestion, Shi Zhenqiu knew that the door was not pushed, but pulled to the side.
He hurriedly opened the door and walked out quickly.
As soon as I came out, there was a light in front of me, much better than the dark backstage.
The six people who had been in the center of the field for a long time were also waiting for him, and they didn't expect him to fight with a gate for so long.
Originally, everyone wanted to say something, but when they saw completely unfamiliar faces, they didn't know what to do for a while?
It was a man in the middle who was more determined, and was the first to ask, "Who are you, why have I never seen you?"
What are these inexplicable words?
When Shi Zhenqiu walked over, he replied in his heart: "I've never seen you before." ”
This unexpected answer made everyone laugh.
The middle-aged man, with thick, curly hair and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Even so, it can't hide his ugly face like Yoda.
He didn't seem to expect Shi Zhenqiu to say this, and he was a little flustered.
"No, you came to our place, shouldn't you take the initiative to introduce yourself?"
"This isn't an artist, is he?"
The yellow-haired guy on the side looked at the rusty Shi Zhenqiu suspiciously and asked questions.
Because he is a newcomer, he is currently in the center, and at the signal of Kim Tae-ho, the middle-aged man pulled him to the middle position.
The script had already been written, so after Shi Zhenqiu stood up, he introduced himself.
"Hello everyone, I'm Shi Zhenqiu, and I'll be an artist from today. ”
It's okay not to say it, but it's ridiculous for everyone to say it.
"What? There are so many artists in the entertainment industry, why did you send a raw melon egg?"
The fat man standing at the farthest point on the other side shouted, obviously dissatisfied with Shi Zhenqiu's identity.
Anyway, there is not much explanation in the script, everything has to be played by yourself. I didn't know what to do, so I had to follow my heart.
Shi Zhenqiu didn't blink his eyes, and started.
"I heard you guys didn't do well, so I came. ”
This is tantamount to a group mockery, and the six guys blew up collectively.
"Well, you're confident. ”
"Haven't you watched our show? Guys who are artists for the first time, do you know what broadcasting is?"
"This person is so funny, he didn't show anything, and he actually said that we didn't do well, wahahahaha......"
"Ahh
The middle-aged man with glasses was more capable, and after being busy for a while, he finally controlled the scene.
However, he was also very dissatisfied, and said in his heart that this little guy he didn't know really dared to say anything.
But he still had to fulfill his duties as an MC, asking, "You said you did a good job, but what are you good at?" We don't know anything about you, let's talk about it ourselves." ”
After coming in, Shi Zhenqiu has been observing, watching everyone present very carefully.
Here, really......
Since people asked, he was still very confident.
"PD told me, including him, that the people here...... Heh......"
He said as he scratched the hand on his face. The meaning couldn't be more obvious, that is, the people here are too ugly.
"So you need someone here who is responsible for your appearance, otherwise the audience will be unappetizing. ”
Six people were collectively dumbfounded, no, it was seven.
There was another one sitting underneath, but blushing like a monkey's butt.
This bastard kid is joking with Lao Tzu's face again!!!!!
The consternation was short-lived, and soon it became a battlefield.
"Ah, I am, I never curse. You guy, can you look in the mirror, the ugliest person here is you. ”
The uncle who scolded the most just now was even more violent, and kicked Shi Zhenqiu's ass directly from behind.
"Go and call the police, because there is no price for lying?"
The dead fat man is also very noisy.
"Hahaha, the world is really funny now, there are people everywhere who can't see themselves clearly. Guy, do you want to get out lying down?"
The hairy guy also joined in the fun.
"Child, wake up and face the real world. Be brave enough to admit that you are ugly, appreciate a handsome person like me, and live a very happy life. ”
A group of ugly monsters is really uncomfortable.
Shi Zhenqiu also came to the fire, pointing to the hairy face.
"Well, you sneaked out of Han Shandong, right? I heard that it was closed, so I didn't arrest you back?"
The hair on his face was panicked, and he was at a loss, not knowing how to respond.
and the scolding uncle, he didn't let it go.
"Well, the earth is beautiful, but you have to adapt to life here. You can't bully kind earthlings just because you're an alien. ”
The scolding uncle's lips spurted, and he completely lost the ability to verbally attack.
Looking back, there is also the glasses uncle who always smiles.
"There is also this one, although there are many monsters in "Journey to the West", I haven't heard of arthropods and insects. Could it be that you are a product of "Journey to the West". ”
Such a high-level joke is incredible, and the whole scene, which was originally quiet, broke out all at once.
Not only did the members who were originally going to compete with Shi Zhenqiu laugh like crazy, but the staff below were also staggering, and finally saw Shi Zhenqiu's poisonous tongue.
The glasses uncle was kicked in the head as if he had been kicked in the head by a donkey traveling at 250 kilometers per hour, and he completely lost his ability to speak, leaving only a wry smile.
Just when Shi Zhenqiu was about to attack the fat man who was scared, the fat man who had already seen him immediately changed his position.
"Ah, this one, although it is the first time we have met, but if you look closely, you are really charming here. ”
Look, this is how to be a human being.
Cast it with a peach and repay it with a li, Shi Zhenqiu also gave him a thumbs up.
"You can see that you're also a key person here. Let's get along well in the future, only by us can we revitalize this show. ”
After a lot of noise, Shi Zhenqiu's admission was finally over.
But the impact on everyone was not so easy to dissipate.
Uncle glasses looked at Kim Tae-ho, who was sitting below, and complained: "I said PD, where did you find the demon? Is it really the first time to appear in the show? This is almost the same as Lee Kyung-kyu's predecessors." ”
Although Kim Tae-ho was attacked, the scene was funny, and it was better than anything else. So in the face of the MC's question, he smiled and nodded.
has to go back to Shi Zhenqiu, and it has been explained in the script, and the main task in the first half of today is to introduce him.
"That, your name is Shi Zhenqiu, right?" Uncle Glasses asked after a moment's thought.
There was enough trouble, Shi Zhenqiu also calmed down and returned to his sincere appearance.
"Inside, senior, I am Shi Zhenqiu, a Shuntian person, Shi Zhenqiu like the sea. ”
"Ah, don't add modifiers to yourself, we'll judge. "Uncle glasses is about to cry.
What kind of person is this, the ability to promote himself is too strong.
Shi Zhenqiu also found that he seemed to have this trend, and while he was embarrassed, he finally told the truth.
"Hehe, I finally got a job opportunity, so I want to work hard. My agent and I had 30,000 yuan left in our pockets, and we couldn't even afford to eat ramen immediately. ”
This......
The scene was scorched, and many people couldn't even straighten their waists.
Son, you're real, you'll say anything.
If Uncle Glasses hadn't grabbed Shi Zhenqiu's clothes, he would probably have collapsed.
However, this made Shi Zhenqiu very nervous.
"Agassi, please tap. The clothes were borrowed by the broker after mortgaging his ID card. If it breaks, we can't afford to pay for it. ”
Well, in just one sentence, Shi Zhenqiu successfully knocked out the hottest MC in South Korea at the moment.
Uncle glasses was lying on the ground, his ass arched and arched, obviously smiling and twitching.
Looking at the scene, he was the only one who could stand well.
Shi Zhenqiu was inexplicable.
What's going on, I'm just telling the truth, are you laughing like this?
Little did he know that with just one opening, he had managed to gain a foothold here, bigger than the jokes some of them had made for months.
Because everyone laughed so hard, the recording had to be interrupted. Kim Tae-ho simply decided to do this, and this is the end of the recording of the first part.
Anyway, if Shi Zhenqiu can maintain such a performance, it will not be difficult to fix here, and there will be time to get to know him in the future.
When the camera stopped, Shi Zhenqiu realized what he had done. Standing in the middle of a group of people, I apologized a little embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, senior, I was a little Meng Lang just now. ”
Uncle Glasses has already gotten up from the ground, and looking at his honest appearance, it is really difficult to connect with the scorched earth person just now.
But he still patted him on the shoulder and said a word.
"It's okay, in front of the camera, don't care so much. ”
After saying that, Uncle Glasses walked into the distance and went to rest.
Shi Zhenqiu wanted to talk to the others, but when he turned his head, he was the only one left in the center of the venue. The people who clearly existed just now are gone.
What?
This is all acting!
Just now, all of them are very good at making effects, why do people become indifferent as soon as the camera stops?
Seeing such a situation for the first time, Shi Zhenqiu was a little confused and didn't know what he should do.
But Kim Tae-hee, who was in charge of him, was not bad, and came over and kicked him in the heel.
"What are you doing standing here stupidly? Don't you see that the field is going to tidy up the venue? Hurry up and go to the waiting room to rest, and have a good relationship with the seniors. ”
Only then did Shi Zhenqiu understand, and he ran to the standby room.
Behind him, Kim Tae-ho and Kim Tae-hee and others shook their heads.
I don't know what such a raw melon egg who doesn't understand anything, but performs well, what will happen in the future?