Chapter 8: Can You Cook?
Listening to the words of the girl in front of him, Qi Feng closed his eyes and shook his head: "Don't promise with your body, don't promise with your body......"
"I can be your bodyguard!" the girl stretched out her fist and waved.
However, Chi Feng didn't care about this fist at all, but let out a sigh of relief and said, "Thank God, thank God!"
put his hand on the girl's shoulder, and then said: "Okay, then I, Chifeng, will recognize you as a brother, you will be a brother in the future, I will be a brother, you will protect me!"
The girl looked at Chiffon with suspicion, but she still said cheerfully: "Okay, let me introduce myself, my name is Chen Xiaovial, the bottle of the bottle!"
Looking at Chen Xiaovial, smiling into crescent eyebrows, Chiffon suddenly had an illusion.
This vial, although ugly, is ugly and special, giving people a different feeling.
Particularly ugly!
"Hmm!" Chiffon nodded heavily in his heart, it was very ugly!
"Do you know where my house is?" asked Chen Xiaohua, stabbing Chifeng's waist.
Where was Chi Feng petrified in an instant, turned his head little by little, looked at Chen Xiaohua and asked, "Brother, tease me, don't you know where your home is?"
Chen Xiaohua shook his head very decisively and said, "I don't know, people may have amnesia!"
What a terrible accent!
Chi Feng swore that if he was with Chen Xiaohua like this again, he would definitely go crazy!
"Alright then, I'll take you home. Chiffon looked up at the sky.
Such an action may be very handsome in the eyes of Zai Chen Xiaohua, but Chifeng is just lamenting this bitter life.
Life is too hard.
"Then where are you going?" Chen Xiaohua nodded movingly, and also expressed his doubts.
Chi Feng was asked such a question, scratched his head and said: "I don't know, but I will definitely become the most powerful man in the world!"
"I believe in you!" Chen Xiaohua said sincerely, looking ahead.
Chifeng feels that he is very handsome now, crosses his waist, looks at the sky, and feels that he also has some master demeanor, just like some heroes in the TV series.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing, can you wait for me, I'm not handsome like this?" Chiffon found that no one around him had spoken for a long time, and lowered his head to find that there was no one around him.
And Chen Xiaohua has already walked out of a distance of more than 500 meters.
It didn't take long for Chiffon to hold his stomach and say, "I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"
"No, all I have on me is this one piece of clothing. Chen replied.
There was silence for a while.
"Do you know how to cook?"
"Do you know how to cook?"
The two asked at the same time, looking at each other.
Big eyes stared, and shook their heads at the same time.
It's over, two people who can't cook have crashed into each other!
"Giggle......
When the two were still worried, they suddenly heard the sound of birds, and the two were ecstatic and bound to look up.
However, I saw a white object falling on my head.
This thing, when it fell on the face, was still very moist, and it smelled very fragrant, like the smell of rice, and I subconsciously touched it, but the next moment......
"Bah, bah!" Chiffon quickly spit out the bird poop stuck to his lips!
This damn bird actually shit on his face, shouldn't he go out today?
I met an ugly woman, bird poop fell on my head again, and I don't know where to get food!
"You're okay, wipe it quickly!" Chen Xiaohua looked at Chiffon with bird feces on his face, couldn't help laughing, and tried to hold it back, handing the silk scarf in his sleeve to Chiffon.
Hurry up and take it and wipe your face.
"It's so fragrant!" Chiffon sniffed and found that it was the smell of silk scarves, like the faint fragrance in the depths of the dense forest, and he couldn't figure out where this fragrance came from, but he felt relaxed.
"Have you finished wiping it, give it back to me when you're done!" Chen Xiaohua saw Chifeng, indulging in his silk scarf, and some of the baby's fat faces swelled with some crimson.
Reach out and take it.
But Chiffon suddenly became very flexible, and as soon as he turned around, he flashed over, looking at the silk scarf in his hand, and he was not in the mood to blame the birds in the sky.
It's so slippery, it's so fragrant, it's so soft, it's good, it's good, it's so fierce!
Chi Feng looked at his eyes that were about to burst into flames, hurriedly threw the silk scarf to Chen Xiaohua, and said stupidly: "It's quite fragrant, give it back to you, give it back to you." ”
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, this said, Chen Xiaohua's face turned even redder.
Chifeng, who had never been in love in her previous life, knew what it meant to be shy, looked at her little face and said, "Why are you red, are you allergic!"
But seeing that Chen Xiaohua had been ignoring herself, and thought that she was angry, she stopped talking and continued to walk forward.
After taking two steps, he suddenly remembered that it seemed that there was a smell of rice in the bird's stomach just now, that is, there was rice in this place......
Oh my God, I've been so witty!
Chiffon thought about it, feeling that he was the chosen one, and he was very witty, so he hurriedly ran to the tree next to him.
Looking at Chi Feng's strange behavior, Chen Xiaohua asked in a low voice, "What are you doing here?"
Chiffon didn't hear it clearly, but still said: "I just smelled a smell in the bird droppings, it should be the smell of millet, if we find it, we can boil the soup and drink it, watch me climb up, as the saying goes, the higher you climb......
Ah......h
The worse you fall!
Chiffon covered his buttocks, and found that he couldn't sit up, it hurt so much, he just slipped his foot just now, and he didn't expect to fall down.
It seems that the proverb did not deceive itself!
"Look at you stupid, I'll do it!" Chen Xiaovial covered his mouth and smiled, and came to the front of the tree.
Squat down slightly, and exert force violently!
"Bang!"
There was suddenly a big pit on the ground, and Chen Xiaovial rushed up like a cloud-piercing arrow, and then fell lightly on the top branch!
"Wow, cool, let's see if there's anything to eat around!" Chiffon shouted.
But I also understand what it means to move the whole body!
Quickly covered his ass and said, "Ah, it hurts!"
Chen Xiaovial was on it, looking at Chifeng's funny appearance, and muttered, "Isn't it old man, so afraid of pain." ”
After a long time, he said, "I didn't see the grain, but I saw a bunch of chicks!"
The mouth on Chi Feng's face became bigger and bigger, and he said with a smile: "Damn, there is chicken to eat, what kind of grain to eat, where is it, let's hurry up!"
"Bang!"
It was still the original pit, and it was moved down a little more, Chen Xiaohua patted the soil on his body, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you sure you can move now?"
This question is worth thinking about!
Chiffon put his hand against his chin and said, "Hmm...... It's not that I don't dare to move, it's that I'm not hungry all of a sudden!"