Chapter 38: Molestation with Minister Wang
"Hmph, what's wrong with cheating, what's wrong with cheating? If my army doesn't hurry up and catch a talent like you, will the National Security Bureau and the Dragon Sword Group let it go?
Bai Fan, you, this commander is going to be decided!"
Hey, hey, hey......
"Stinky boy, you dare to scold this commander for cheating, hum, it's really bold, this is the first scolding in the army!"
Commander Yang muttered happily to himself alone in his office. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When Commander Yang was smug and smelly:
"Dingding......
The phone rang crisply.
Commander Yang quickly picked up the phone and said loudly: "I'm Commander Yang, who am I looking for?"
"Dad, it's me, I heard that you really arrested Bai Fan to the headquarters?"
"What do you mean by catching? Hmph, it's a bad word! Lulu, that's please, you know? What about a university teacher, can it be done at this level? hahaha......
"Look at your smugness, is there a play?"
"Of course, as long as people come to me, your father will stare at him, and then threaten a few words, will he dare to be useless?" Commander Yang laughed triumphantly.
"Dad, don't hide it from me, what kind of virtue is my daughter's student, how can I not know that Bai Fan is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is not so easy to follow. ”
"Indeed, when that kid went to lead the army just now, he was still scolding the commander for cheating, hahaha......"
"You're really speechless, Lao Dou, are you so forcibly robbing people?" Yang Lulu asked dissatisfied.
"Of course, if Dad doesn't do it again, the National Security Bureau will be the first to do it, they have already started with me, but Bai Fan didn't agree. ”
"What, the NSA found him too?"
"Yes, we don't know yet, it was Bai Fan himself who said it. ”
"Well, that's it, Lao Dou, I'll try to persuade him then, and he will still listen to his daughter's words. Yang Lulu finally said in a coquettish voice.
"Then please, my good daughter, goodbye......"
"Bye-bye!"
Here, Commander Yang's father and daughter were overjoyed, but Bai Fan, who was taken away by the soldier's brother in full arms, was so depressed that he vomited blood......
Reluctantly, he came to the personnel department of the RN Provincial Military District with the guard with the submachine gun, rolled his eyes a few times, and then said to the soldier's brother:
"I said buddy, your gun is crooked, yes, just be crooked like this, hehe, don't hold me like a prisoner, that's unacceptable!"
The soldier's brother said very seriously: "This is the commander's order, do I dare not listen?"
"Cut,!"
Bai Fan snorted bitterly:
"Don't take chicken feathers as an arrow, what the commander said at that time was: Do you want you to take me to the personnel department to report and then get a military uniform from the logistics department?"
"That's right, that's good. However, you dare to disobey the commander's orders, if I don't use a gun at you, what will you do if you run away halfway?"
Bai Fan sneered: "Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Bing, if this great immortal really wants to run, you can't scare me even with a cannon, not to mention a submachine gun, I can do it in minutes......"
But before Bai Fan's words were finished, the submachine gun in the soldier's brother's hand suddenly tightened, and with a bang, the bullet was pushed into the chamber, and he said coldly:
"Hurry up, don't play tricks, or you'll be killed on the spot!"
Seeing this madman, Bai Fan was really speechless: "I have the heart to give him some color to see, think about it, or forget it."
Damn, this guy is a dead nerve and won't even listen.
It's okay now, it's really the same as the prisoner, his grandmother is a bear, what's this called?"
He didn't bother to pay attention to this soldier brother who didn't know anything about it, he just gave him a middle finger, glanced at him, and then took the lead towards the personnel department.
As soon as he came to the personnel department, the soldier's brother immediately saluted and reported:
"Report to Minister Wang, Commander Guard Li Shuishui, and Lieutenant Colonel Officer Bai Fan of the New Headquarters to report for duty!"
"What? Li Shuishui?"
Bai Fan looked at the guard and said with a sneer: "What about returning my water? Can you change your name? It's okay to call Li Shengshui and Li Jinshui......?"
"Bai Fan, please be serious!"
Li Shuishui is now a black line crawling all over his face, and he secretly thought:
"This guy is so famous, first he disobeyed Commander Yang's order, then he pointed at me with the middle finger, and now he asked me to change his name, ya, this is an evil god!
I also want to change the name to: Li Shengshui, Li Jinshui, hum, you just got into the water!
Hahaha......
Why didn't he let me change to Li to drink water, grandma is a bear, it makes me upset, I really want to give him a shot in the back to count the ball!"
Therefore, now Li Shuishui's face is very bad, and sparks are sparkling in his eyes. He was able to be Commander Yang's personal guard, so he naturally had a few brushes.
People with two brushes usually think very highly of themselves, but with Li Shuishui's eyesight, no matter how he looks, he can't see that Bai Fan has any great ability.
Li Shuishui couldn't understand why Commander Yang forced this guy to join the military department, and he became a lieutenant colonel officer as soon as he came in?
Damn, lieutenant colonel, that's a regimental level!
Because Li Shuishui had resistance in his heart, he had a very bad attitude towards Bai Fan along the way, and he really wanted to give Bai Fan a shot, so he was relieved.
Minister Wang listened to Li Shuishui's report, glanced at Bai Fan, and said in his heart: "Ya, what kind of playboy is this, as soon as he comes in, he will be a lieutenant colonel officer, it seems that this kid's background is not small!"
However, Minister Wang had already received a call from Commander Yang, so he didn't ask too much, directly registered Bai Fan, handled the military officer certificate, and respectfully handed him both hands, and said:
"Lieutenant Colonel Bai, fortunately, I don't disgrace my life, all the formalities of this personnel department have been completed, I wish you all the way up to the top of the general's hall as soon as possible!"
"Hey...... Minister Wang, thank you! I'm bitter, I really don't want to be a soldier, you see, didn't Li Shuishui force him to come here with a gun?"
Minister Wang said with jealousy: "Brother Bai, you are content, you will be a lieutenant colonel officer as soon as you come, one level higher than me, do you know how many years my brother I have been in the army?"
"Looking at Minister Wang's age, it should be at least ten years, right?" Bai Fan asked solemnly.
"Ten years, hmph, it's been nineteen years this year, you know?"
Bai Fan nodded and sighed: "Hey......
"Yes, Minister Wang, being a soldier is hard, being a soldier is tired, and there is no beauty to sleep in a soldier, why don't we go and sneak to the bar to sleep with a beautiful woman......?"
Hearing this, Li Shuishui on the side tightened the steel gun in his hand and began to face Bai Fan again.
Bai Fan glanced at the submachine gun in Li Shui's hand and said jokingly:
Ay......
"I said, Shuishui, you're here again! Put away that burning stick, and you don't dare to shoot, what is it like?
Don't have a dead mouse in your waist---- like a hunting murderer, that's a must-drop little boy!"
But Li Shuishui was tendoned, he didn't listen to Bai Fan's flickering at all, and still pointed a gun at him, becoming more and more serious.
made Bai Fan complain to Minister Wang:
"Look at it, Minister Wang, what's the meaning of being a soldier, even the freedom is gone, otherwise, the two of us still ran together to count the ball, right?"
Hahaha......
When Minister Wang heard this, he was so depressed that his mouth was bitter, and he concluded:
This Bai Fan is definitely a second ancestor, a living treasure-level figure, what kind of person is this, who openly encouraged the officers to flee?
Oh my boy, isn't that looking for death?
When Li Shuishui escorted Bai Fan away with a gun and went to the logistics department to get a military uniform, Minister Wang had time to wipe the sweat on his forehead:
"I really don't understand, such a second ancestor, cowardly, why does Commander Yang still force him to be a soldier with a gun?
After listening to Minister Wang's words, those beauties working in the Ministry of Personnel were already laughing at this time:
"Giggle...... Minister Wang, why didn't you just promise him to run away, didn't he say:
It's hard to be a soldier, it's tiring to be a soldier, and there's no beauty to sleep with when you're a soldier?"
Hearing the words of the beauties, Minister Wang's face was red, and he immediately scolded:
"Damn, that Bai Fan is definitely a second ancestor, a living baby who was shot, hum!"