Before I finished Du Bai's matter, I hurried back to school because of Monday's big class, the first class on Monday was the newly opened Introduction to Life Sciences, and I heard that the teacher was the dean of the Faculty of Science, and his title was a professor. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info listened to the professor, and I was happy. Originally, the job title is generally based on seniority, in reference to our School of Mechanical Engineering, in addition to Ouyang Qinghua, vice president of the school, the remaining few white-bearded grandfathers, just when I fantasized that there would be a smiling, kind and lovely grandfather, a young man walked into the classroom, put the handouts on the table, it seems to be one meter seven or eight tall, not handsome but absolutely decent, and the old movie in the tall hero image is the same, the shoulders are very broad, the face is also square, the key is thick eyebrows, all of a sudden let his face show heroism, we have a good life this semester, we have met two teachers who look like Zhou ZhengAnd in the "all-academic" and "purely academic" Faculty of Science, there are very few people who can find someone who does not wear "bottle bottom" glasses, and this teacher is definitely a "flower" of the Faculty of Science.

"My name is Liu Ming, and I will teach you Introduction to Life Sciences from today onwards. Since you are not students majoring in bioengineering, my course will not teach too much professional knowledge, and I will bring in theoretical courses and experimental courses to get started, so that you can initially master some common sense theories of bioengineering, so you don't have to be nervous, my class is very good. After saying these words, he gave us a smile, which made our hearts shine brightly, and hundreds of students in the large classroom immediately cheered.

"But because we are in a big class, there are nearly 200 people in the classroom, so my only request is to be quiet, this is the first and last time I emphasize classroom discipline, if you don't like to listen, you can skip class, I don't name names, you look at such a thick roll call book, and when I call the name half a class will pass, there will not be much to talk about, and if it takes up class time so much, this class will be meaningless. After class, the class leader came to me, and I had to arrange the schedule for the experimental class. So now for the first lesson, 'Composition and composition of cells'. ”

When Teacher Liu turned around and went to write the board book, the group of students at the bottom were like blowing up the pot, and they didn't name names? It's a good thing! Where can I find such a teacher! But I was a little worried in my heart, if half of the students in the class believed him, then 70% of the students would have to fail. There are always some students who don't learn regardless of whether the teacher is strict or not, and there are a large number of students who rely on the teacher's strictness to get motivated. Anyway, he doesn't do my business.

"Teacher!"

Hearing someone shouting at him below, Teacher Liu turned around, looked at the female student who raised her hand to ask a question, smiled and said, "Is there a problem?"

"Teacher, do you have any electives?"

After finishing speaking, there was a burst of laughter, because the girl who asked the question was a well-known in the whole school, specializing in collecting handsome guys.

"When I took Ouyang Qinghua's class at that time, I didn't see her daring to be presumptuous, thinking that she was not interested in her uncle, but she didn't meet someone who was good to talk to. Xu Yingying, who was sitting on the side, whispered to me.

Liu Ming replied seriously: "There are no elective courses for all students, and the elective courses of the Faculty of Science are only for students of this college, because the courses are too boring, and students from other colleges may not have much interest in studying academics." ”

"No, if it's the teacher's class, we'll be interested. ”

Damn, I don't like the girl who deliberately snorts when she speaks, this is a good class!

". I can't stand it anymore. When I looked back, it was Lin Xu sitting behind me, and what she hated the most was this type, so she scolded in a low voice.

Lin Xu and I shook our heads tacitly.

"I don't know which 'xing' she is interested in. "Lin Xu is like this, this is the bad taste that complains about us. Before I could pick up the stubble, Xiao Yue next to me glared at me angrily and looked at me and "shhh I turned back helplessly, and Lin Xu waved his hand at me helplessly.

The girl continued to ask, "Teacher, are you so handsome, do your family know?"

After hearing this, Lao Tzu's nosebleeds splashed instantly, there is wood, I still want to ask you if you are so cheap, your family knows!

"This little girl is so violent, she is openly ** teacher in class, Chief Yao, why don't you care?" I said to Xiao Yue**.

"Second brother, don't talk!"

NND, why is Lao Tzu so unhappy!

It should have seen that the little girl was not good, and Teacher Liu smiled: "Classmate, are you short-sighted? Generally, when a myopic person does not wear glasses, he sees all the people and the photos taken by the beauty camera are the same as the feeling - that is, blurry." ”

This teacher has a very high IQ!

After class, Lin Xu and I returned to the professional classroom, packed up our things and prepared to eat, there were still two big classes in the afternoon.

But as soon as I entered the door, I saw my eldest brother sitting in the classroom, Lin Xu looked at me and asked in a low voice, "Why did he come in?"

"Big brother, what are you doing in our professional classroom?"

"There are too many people in our own professional classroom, and Wang Yining and their department do not have a professional classroom, so I came to you to teach her two advanced math questions, which is easy to affect graduation. ”

At this time, Sister Yining walked in with a large stack of books. Lin Xu and I looked at each other, hold back!

Sister Yining drew eyeliner and blush, the key is that the blush is too red, and the color of the BB cream she rubbed is too white...... The effect (laughs) can be imagined.

After taking two steps, I realized that she was wearing a pair of low-crotch pants today, but the crotch was too low......!

I pulled Lin Xu and whispered, "Hurry up, go quickly......"

She gave me a look, "The old man in class just now was aggrieved, wait a minute to see a good show." "It's a bit unkind, but I'm really trying to have some fun, and I've been so unhappy these last few days.

Lin Xu and I were standing at the door, and my brother saw Sister Yining's dress and instantly petrified, and said, "Wang Yining, is your father dead?"

Sister Yining put the book on the table, so that the eldest brother could see her overall image.

...... For a second... Two seconds... Three-second ......

I could hear the sound of my eldest brother's heart being struck by lightning and then shattering into slag.

"Wang Yining, you're crazy! You look at your drawing like a goblin, are you here to listen to my lecture or scare me! You see that your crotch has fallen to your heels, and you're not afraid of tripping you to death when you walk! Why don't you wear a leopard print, do you have a side with sexy! You don't even have breasts! You don't know! It's like the stone pot of Korean teppanyaki, and it's useless for you to wear a leopard skin!"

"Isn't it pretty?"

The eldest brother closed his eyes and said helplessly, "Hehe, "You can still ask the word 'not good-looking'! This has reached the highest level of ugliness! You let the two art students at the door take a look, can you be an aesthetic person!"

Walk fast, walk fast.......

After a while, the eldest brother came out of the classroom, and there were words in his mouth: "The painting is like a dead father, how can I eat at noon, neurotic!"