The dark circles under my eyes have been getting heavier and heavier these days, and those who don't know think I'm possessed by a ghost. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at himself in the mirror when he got up in the morning and washed up in the bathroom, and suddenly had this thought. took a handful of cold water, plopped it on his face, patted it, and muttered: "Wake up, Zhou Yuwan!"

I've been particularly sleepy these days.,I'm asleep in class.,Saliva is a book.,I now seriously suspect that I've been sucked by some monster.,It's not like this.。

As soon as I fell asleep, I felt something arching at my feet, and when I woke up, I saw that it was the little weasel that I had rescued that day. This little creature has been with me since that day, and from time to time he will scare me, and if this little thing is seen by the classmates, it will be fine! I bent down to put it in my clothes, and took it out under the pretext of taking time off to go to the bathroom.

As soon as I arrived at the toilet, the door behind me slammed shut. This guy jumped out of my arms and turned into a child right before my eyes!

"Ah————————!!!!!! "Can you imagine how I felt? I almost pierced my vocal cords, and this is the time of class, and I guess the whole building will be startled."

I scrambled the door of the toilet, but it didn't move, and I shouted with all my strength: "Help, help, mother, my mother——!————!"

"Sister, can you stop shouting, it's shaking me to death!, or have you invented another trick recently, called Sonic Attack?" said and walked towards me.

I knelt down and kowtowed to him in anger: "Ancestor, don't come, don't come." You let me go, I haven't been in love, I've never been married, you go to those evil people!"

"Ahh

This guy even Li Aoki knows, but Li Aoki didn't officially say to me "Be my girlfriend", he said he liked me, but that wasn't formal enough!

"No, no, I didn't lie, I didn't know the surname Li, I was just a classmate, I was wrong, I was wrong. Huang Daxian'er, don't!" I cried out in fright, a handful of snot and a handful of tears. Seriously, I didn't kowtow to my grandfather and grandmother during the Chinese New Year, and I kowtowed to him all my life!

"Sister, I'm crying. He pouted, "Don't tease you, get up." I won't hurt anyone!" and reached out to help me.

I dodged him at the speed of light, scratching the door behind me and shuddering, "No, no need. I'll get up on my own. ”

Only then did I dare to look at him carefully, whether he was a boy or a woman, he looked very beautiful, whether he was beautiful or not cute! He was dressed strangely, he was all yellow, and he had a bun on his head, which was generally ancient, but not too similar. Seeing me looking at him, he smiled: "Sister, don't you remember me?"

OMG!What are you kidding?I remember you?!What kind of memory can I remember you like this...... It's really!ah~~ I'm going crazy.

"Hehe, I don't seem to know you well. ”

The child sighed: "No wonder. Sister Witch, you have to hurry up and remember everything, after all, in this world, there is no one with stronger spiritual power than you! The origin is also the highest level, and if you can't wake up, it will be troublesome. ”

Hehe, I'll do it. This person is not a shemale, not a demon thing, what kind of stuff did he say?!Witch sister?!Funny you!If I were a witch, wouldn't my dad be the big devil!Cut~~

"Uh, hehe. What's inside, you say you know me??" I raised my eyebrows, my face full of doubt.

The child pursed his lips and nodded in affirmation.

Oops, I've got to find a way to get out, tsk, what should I do?

"I'm a faithful Marxist materialist, but what I'm doing today doesn't quite fit into materialist thinking, and I can't accept it. You see, I'll just think I'm having a dream myself, and you'll just think I'm a fart, let me go. "After saying this, I feel that I am very cheap, but for the sake of my life, the price is six.

The whole toilet shook violently, the sky collapsed, and the little weasel on the opposite side flashed murderous in his eyes, baring his canine teeth, and stared straight at me.

It's over, I've explained it in this life, but I don't want to die in the toilet!

......

"Wake up, class is over!" Zhou Yuwan was woken up by the classmates in the dormitory and walked out of the classroom in a daze.

"That..."Zhou Yuwan stopped and said to his roommate next to him, "I'll go to the teacher's office, and Teacher Ouyang will look for me." ”

"Have you eaten lunch?"

"Barbecue rice! Bring it for me. ”

In Ouyang Qinghua's office, he was the only one, and Zhou Yuwan kicked in the door and stared at him angrily.

"Why is there no one in the house?" Zhou Yuwan threw her schoolbag on the office sofa, and after sitting down, she crossed Erlang's legs, and her movements were very masculine.

"You're all out to eat, what's wrong with you?"

"Damn, I thought you had taken it all away for experiments. ”

After hearing this, Ouyang Qinghua stood up with a serious expression: "Can't pretend anymore, you have to pretend if you can't pretend, you can't use any spiritual power now, and if someone detects that you are awake, especially Liu Ming's words, our plan will be over." ”

Zhou Yuwan glared at Ouyang Qinghua: "Fuck, I woke up but my spiritual power didn't wake up, I still have to pretend to be Zhou Yuhuan's girl day by day! Didn't you notice that the narrator's pronouns had changed, what was Zhou Yuwan doing when she was asleep and showing her the real world? Can't you let her stop and stop in her dreams? It's the same thing, the ferret almost scared Zhou Yuwan awake, she woke up, I had to sleep again, what a fuss. ”

Ouyang Qinghua sighed: "Mi, although you used to have a different temperament from Zhou Yuwan, you are not like this......"

"Don't mention 'Mi' to me! This name is like a disgrace, the name you gave me after I was defeated. But also, if Liu Ming hadn't broken my body, you would have found me a body again, and I can't remember the memories before I became 'Mi', thank you. Zhou Yuwan picked up the water cup on the table and took a sip of water.

Ouyang Qinghua sat down, speaking earnestly, comforting and complaining: "Don't look like this, Zhou Yuwan died when he was a child, and the current 'Zhou Yuhuan' is just a consciousness separated from yourself, what kind of strength do you have with yourself." ”

"I just can't stand the chirping of her, I'm sick to death, and every time I look through her eyes and watch her do things and listen to her, I want to pump her. ”

"That's because all creatures are divided into male and female gender consciousness, and people always embody psychological sex according to biological sex, but these two gender consciousnesses exist in everyone, but they only embody one and hide one. You're a demon who fuses two psychological genders, so it's not comfortable to be separated now, but it'll be fine soon, and I'll find another way. ”

Zhou Yuwan put down the cup in his hand: "You'd better hurry up, I can't wait to catch Liu Ming and hang him." ”

"Don't worry about this, Liu Ming's ancestor's bloodline is a lethal weapon against you, you must not be careless, otherwise your efforts will be wasted. Before everything is ready, you still pretend to be Zhou Yujuan. ”

"Then you can't just let Zhou Yuwan come by herself, I'm a male psychologist, and it's very painful to pretend to be a woman!"

"The military has given up the absolute protection of Zhou Yujuan, and will not hesitate to abandon Zhou Yuhuan in order to get rid of us. It's too dangerous to let women who don't know anything control their bodies psychologically, with you, although there is no spiritual power, but I can still trust it. ”

Zhou Yuwan grabbed Ouyang Qinghua's collar: "You give me enough time!"

The two looked at each other, and they were both so aggressive: "Listen, I never do things for anyone." If it weren't for the fact that you saved me when I was beaten by Fu Xi and only had one breath left, I would not have spared you even if you and Liu Ming were counted together!"

Ouyang Qinghua smiled: "If you want to find Molis, you can't do it without my help, even if you don't be emotional, I have a lot of conditions that can threaten you to help me." Right now, you have memories and male psychology together, and spiritual power and female psychology together, don't you need my help? Otherwise, what are you? Who cares if you are the last witch or not. ”

"Ouyang Qinghua, you are getting more and more annoying!

"It doesn't matter if you hate me, we're the only people we can trust and rely on, aren't we?"

"Don't be so disgusting as you say, you have Yu Xiao, what do I have?!"

"You still have the only sister in this world, isn't it, the stupid sister who gave up the witch bloodline many years ago and lost her immortal body for a human man. ”

Zhou Yuwan stood up and looked down at Ouyang Qinghua: "I don't care who you are, if you dare to threaten me with Morris, I will definitely chop you into minced meat." Ouyang Qinghua, the things you committed add up to enough broken bones, if you force me to be in a hurry, I will be killed, and see who will break the bones and ashes first!"

"No matter how big the matter between the two of us is, it's an internal contradiction, don't hurt the harmony. ”

Zhou Yuwan picked up his schoolbag and walked out the door, and Ouyang Qinghua behind him stopped him: "You live in the girls' dormitory now, and I'm still a little worried about the safety of the female classmates in our class." ”

"Don't worry, I'm a male psycho! I'm not a pervert! The body is still a woman, what can I do!"