Chapter 3 Happy People

In order to celebrate the return of Yingluo, the divine realm held a grand banquet, which is very rare in the order god system that pays attention to actual performance and efficiency, so the goddesses had a good time, and even threw a lot of blessings and magic into the mortal world, anyway, it was a matter of modifying a few characters, it was nothing...... Of course, I hope they can have the same idea when they face the penalty notice when they wake up.

Basically, everyone is happy, except for two people.

"Let you skin, let you skin, even your father dares to tease, I should have never given birth to your daughter today!" Athena took the thunder scepter inherited from Zeus, which was filled with thunder and lightning, and pumped it down on the girl who was hanging upside down in the main hall, and hit the other party crying dad and mother.

"Okay, okay, let's have a good time with two more hits. Yingluo said as he ate the apple.

"Wow, Dad, you're too ruthless, don't you want to save me from falling into the well, are you still my great, bright and correct father?" the upside-down girl screamed, not at all like something was wrong.

Ying Luo raised his eyebrows, threw away the apple core, rolled up his sleeves and took the Thunder Scepter, and said to Athena: "You drink a glass of water and rest, come for me!"

"Murder, murder, one person is not enough and mixed doubles! Sister, sister, come and save me!"

"Stop shouting, I'm here. Ying Xiaoyuan said while sipping melon seeds: "Father, that's a whip of your love, you have to accept it with gratitude!"

"What are you kidding, I don't want this kind of whipping!" The upside-down girl struggled desperately, spinning in the air like a caterpillar: "2B, A2, come and save me!"

"It's useless. Ying Xiaoyuan continued: "I approved a note for them so that they can change to the latest equipment for free, so they have already left. ”

"Sister, you are my own sister!" The upside-down girl shouted angrily: "Okay, good, you can fight, it's best to kill me!"

"Okay, okay, the child doesn't know, don't be so unrelenting. Heluda finally couldn't take it anymore and couldn't help but stand up and play the round.

The tears of the upside-down girl were about to fall: "You are my aunt, no, you will be my aunt from tonight!

Athena angrily knocked on the girl's head, provoking the other party to exclaim: "Don't hit the head, don't hit the head, I'll be stupid if I hit the head." ”

"I don't think you're very smart now!" said Athena, hating iron.

"Okay, let's not say a word. Hiluda untied the rope from the girl and put her down: "You are a child, too, you can do anything out of tune, and you really have you to tease your own father." ”

"It's not like I don't know. The girl smiled, ran to Ying Xiaoyuan and stretched out her hand and said, "Sister, there are still melon seeds, share them with me." ”

Although the IQ is not good, this horse with absolutely strong combat power made Athena take the Thunder Scepter for twenty minutes, and Leng is like no one else.

Ying Xiaoyuan couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and handed everything in his hand to the girl: "Give it, give it to you." ”

"Thank you, sis. The girl was as happy as a hamster, grabbed the melon seeds and stuffed them into her mouth, and then spit it out: "It's all skin!"

Ying Xiaoyuan rubbed her forehead with a headache, she had never fought with the abyss so hard.

"Look carefully, there's a good one in it. ”

"Oh, well!" said the girl, happy again.

Yingluo was speechless for a while: "This kid ...... How so?"

"It's not because of you. Athena said angrily, "At that time, you were in the abyss, and we were in a difficult situation. As a last resort, I just let this child be born early, and it was by relying on her strength that I survived the most difficult time. But it is precisely because of this that her intelligence has been seriously deviated, and it has become what it is now. ”

"I'm sorry, but it's because of me that my father is in danger. Ying Xiaoyuan's expression was down, and he hurriedly apologized to Athena.

Athena waved her hand: "If you don't do that, then your father won't be your father, so don't mind, I never blame you." ”

"Yes, it's all my fault, it's my ill-conceived approach. Yingluo hurriedly admitted his mistake, looked at the girl squatting on the table eating melon seeds, and asked with the corners of her mouth: "Isn't there a doctor for her head?"

"Absolutely. ”

"Then why not treat it?"

"Because she doesn't want to be cured herself. Athena sighed and said, "It feels good to be free of oneself, and it is also happy to be unrestrained." She is the product of the combination of information between you and me, and she is inherently powerful. If she doesn't want to, it's useless for us to force her. In the end, in desperation, she had to ask Penny to create two mechanical gods, 2B and A2, to accompany her. ”

"With her combat power, she doesn't need 2B and A2 to protect her. After all, not everyone can be pumped by the Thunder Scepter for twenty minutes. ”

"2B and A2 weren't there to protect her, they were meant to protect the others. ”

"Clams?"

Athena said embarrassedly: "No matter what you say, this kid is also a god, and because of IQ problems, he is not very good at controlling his own strength, so he will inadvertently interfere with the information around him, resulting in ...... caused the intelligent beings around her to become just like her. ”

"Just like her?

Literally. Athena sighed, "It's just to be as stupid as her." ”

", "Wisdom Aura"?"

Yingluo's mouth opened wide, and my daughter was also fierce, the extent of this disaster to the country and the people is simply against the sky!

Seeing Athena's embarrassment, Ying Xiaoyuan continued: "2B and A2 have taken on the task of receiving that wisdom reduction aura, and their blindfolds are super artifacts created by the joint efforts of several of our main gods, which can be immune to all negative states, so they must not be taken off." ”

Yingluo was silent for a long time, and nodded seriously: "It's really embarrassing for those two girls, go back and bring two bottles of engine oil to condole." By the way, what's my daughter's name?"

"Cortana. ”

Yingluo's expression became very exciting.

"Why is this?"

Athena replied, "She was in a critical situation when she was born, and she didn't have time to think of a name, so she called her by my name, Cortana." Later, this girl actually recognized this name and didn't let it go, she couldn't change it, and said that she learned from Xiao Yuan, they are all small characters, and I don't know where they learned this. ”

Xiao Yuan looked guilty: "It's all my fault, I didn't get off to a good start." ”

As she was talking, Xiao Na ran over and held a handful of knocked melon seeds and distributed them to everyone: "Mom eats melon seeds, Aunt Shiluda eats melon seeds, my sister eats melon seeds, and my father eats melon seeds." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed in unison. Although his brain is not very good, he is still a good child.

"That ......" Cortana rubbed her hands and said, "If you still don't beat me, I want to go out and play, and I've never been to a banquet." ”

Yingluo touched Cortana's head and said with a smile, "Go ahead, have a good time." ”

"Can I drink, then?"

"Yes, Dad's approved!"

"Oh yes!" Xiao Ya ran out with a cheer, and didn't forget to say goodbye at the end: "Goodbye Auntie, goodbye sister, goodbye Dad, goodbye Mom!"

"How many people can be as happy as her, that's good, isn't it?" After Yingluo finished speaking, everyone nodded, unconsciously pinched Xiao Na's good melon seeds and ate them, everyone was normal, only Athena vomited "Bah, Bah, Bah".

Everyone looked down and realized what kind of melon seed kernel she was holding in her hand, which was clearly a bunch of melon seed skins.

"Innami!!

Athena shouted, picked up the Thunder Scepter and threw it out, and two or three seconds later, there was a scream.

"Wow!"

A mischievous girl ran faster than a rabbit with the Scepter of Thunder on her back, and disappeared in a puff of smoke, completely wasting that scream.

Yingluo laughed and said, "This girl, she is fine!"