Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are two veritable foodies, and the two of them ate five big bowls of noodles, which wiped out all the hot pot left over by the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, not to mention, even the hot pot soup was drunk. ≧ top novel,

The two foodies are not happy, pestering the peak to continue to add vegetables, needing sixty plates of Inner Mongolia mutton, sixty plates of peeing cow balls, sixty plates of shrimp slippery, and sixty plates of hairy tripe, what kind of concept is this, maybe this Dai Mei hot pot restaurant only consumed so much mutton at noon, as well as the peeing cow balls and shrimp slippery.

"I'm sorry, two foodie comrades, don't talk about sixty plates of Inner Mongolia mutton, peeing beef balls, and shrimp slip and hairy belly, that is, six pieces of Outer Mongolian mutton, six beef balls and six pieces of hairy tripe, and six shrimp slips, this handsome guy is not waiting for you two foodies. ”

Gao Feng doesn't wait for these two foodie uncles, he can't wait, he can only pay for this meal with so much money in his pocket, and there will be no more food, even if he has money, he will not let these two foodies add vegetables, the two of them are bottomless pits, no matter how you stuff them, you can't stuff them.

"Gao Feng, you are really not enough brothers, you are not enough brothers, there are brothers like you, as brothers, you have to be blessed and enjoy hardships together, you invite us to eat noodles and not let you be full, you keep saying that you have no money, then you also secretly invite the two beauties of Shen Yu and Luoyan to eat hot pot, we eat your remaining hot pot, but you are not willing to add dishes, are you still a brother. ”

This newcomer, Comrade Ji Wei, has the same character as the old man Comrade Xiong Erwei, and he also likes to jump up and down at every turn, and they seem to be a natural pair, like brothers who have been separated for more than 20 years.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two comrades, jumped up and down in Taimei Hot Pot City and scolded Gao Feng, saying that he was not enough brothers, and he was a person who valued sex and neglected friends.

Xiong Erwei also said that Gao Feng often sang the popular song "My Good Brother" in front of him, what is in your glorious moment, let me sing a song for you, my good brother, you say to me if you have a bitter heart, walk together on the road ahead, even if it is a river, what can it be if you are tired and tired.

But our two brothers want to eat some noodles, want to eat some Inner Mongolia mutton and shrimp, but this person who has a good brother on his mouth every day can't even meet this little request, that's still a good brother.

"Two viagras, I'm sorry, this handsome guy treats you as brothers, you are also a good brother of this handsome guy, you just said, you have to live together when you are tired, and now this handsome guy is in trouble, this handsome guy only has the money for this hot pot, and there is no money to add food to you, you can understand me as a brother." ”

When encountering two viagra, Gao Feng really has no choice, it is even more difficult than Xiucai encountering soldiers, it makes sense to say that the ball does not work at all.

Gao Feng was forced to be helpless, he took out the wallet in his pocket and opened it to the two viagras, which was only one hundred and twelve yuan.

"No, Gao Feng, you just fool people, when you invited us to eat noodles, you also said that there was only so much money, and now there is still so much money, so how can you still have the money to buy these two sets of couple clothes." ”

"That's it, Gao Feng, we didn't expect it, you still like this kind of face very much, you also like to wear this kind of face hat, I Ji Wei also likes this kind of face the most, I Ji Wei always dreamed of wearing this green hat, but unfortunately there is no chance. ”

The two viagra brothers still didn't believe Gao Feng's words, and felt that this comrade Gao Feng was fooling his brothers, and there was only this money left in Tulou Town, which was a walk around Xiaoyue City, and he also invited two big beauties to eat hot pot, and he was still wearing a brand-new green couple outfit, how could there be any money left, that proved that Gao Feng had other money.

Comrade Ji Wei was also full of praise for Gao Feng's green couple outfit, and he also said that wearing a green hat was his dream, but unfortunately no one kept giving him this opportunity.

"Two viagra, this handsome guy really didn't tell a lie, this handsome guy has always had this money in his pocket, as for the green couple outfit on this body, it was bought by the two sisters of Shen Yu Luoyan, if you like it very much, then this handsome guy will give them to you with pain. ”

"That's a good feeling, Gao Feng, you're really a good brother, then we won't add more vegetables, as long as you have green clothes with hats. ”

Gao Feng wanted to give these two green couple outfits to the two viagras, and the two viagras were overjoyed, just as happy as a five or six-year-old child who took a fancy to the new clothes, and the two viagras also held hands and danced a Xinjiang dance in the Thai sister hot pot city, twisting their buttocks and sending their buttocks to a crazy competition.

There are people in green clothes, people who wear green hats, that is rare, I didn't expect these two viagras to cry and shout to be cuckolded, and Gao Feng was also drunk.

Gao Feng took off the two green couple clothes and let the two viagras wear them, and after the two viagras were put on their bodies, Comrade Gao Feng praised them again.

"Hey, two viagras, that's really a person with clothes and horses with saddles, I didn't expect this green couple outfit to fit so well on you, this green hat is so fashionable on your head, really this couple outfit is tailor-made for you, it's just handsome. ”

"Hehe, Gao Feng, your two viagras, who are they, those are the two handsome guys who live up to the name, it's not that these clothes are good, but that the viagra strips are good, and they just match this couple's outfit. ”

"We finally put on the couple's outfit, we finally put on the green hat, which also proves that we are not men without women, we all wear green hats, so it proves that Ben Viagra has women, she has helped us wear green hats. ”

The two viagra comrades were overjoyed, and they jumped even and jumped, and the roof was almost broken, and the height of the jump was more than three meters, which made the roof in the Taimei hot pot city rattle, and at the same time shook, so frightened that the boss of the Taimei hot pot city ran out and drove the two out.

"Two Viagra comrades, this hot pot city temple can't accommodate you two big bodhisattvas, so please go and dance outside the store. ”

The boss of Taimei Hot Pot City said politely, but his actions were very rude, and he kicked and kicked the two viagras out of Hot Pot City.

After taking off his couple's clothes, Gao Feng was relaxed, and he was also sweating, the temperature in the hot pot city was so high, and he was wearing three clothes without being hot, his own clothes were soaked, and he could wring out water.

"Waiter, pay for this handsome guy. ”

It's finally over, the two sisters are also gone, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two viagras, are also wearing green clothes, and they can finally pay and leave.

Whether it is a girl or these two viagras, they are very difficult people, there are really a lot of difficult friends in life, this is Gao Feng's personal experience.

"Comrade, what do you mean, do you pay the bill, why are you so domineering, take one hundred and twelve yuan to slap the desk loudly, you think you are a local tyrant!"

Shen Yu Luo Yan left, and the two viagra also left, Gao Feng felt very relaxed, and his attitude of paying the bill was very refreshing, but he didn't expect that one of his unintentional actions angered the waiter at the cash register, and she stared at Gao Feng with phoenix eyes very unhappily.

"Hehe, comrade waiter, I'm sorry, this handsome guy was entangled by two waves of people just now, this is easy to get them away, this handsome guy's mood is soothed, this handsome guy's actions are a little too much, don't go to your heart, this handsome guy didn't mean it, this handsome guy is not a local tyrant, you have seen a local tyrant who only has one hundred and twelve yuan!"

The cashier was upset, Gao Feng hurriedly lost his care, even so, the cashier was still unhappy, and still pulled his little face like a banana in an arc.

"I'm sorry, since you're not a local tyrant, then don't slap the table so high-profile, then please keep a low profile, then please take back the one hundred and twelve yuan. ”

"Hehe, waiter, you won't take this handsome guy's money because he looks handsome, you won't take the handsome guy's money, you won't be like that waiter, and want to use this one hundred and twelve yuan to support this handsome guy for half a year." ”

The cashier asked Gao Feng to take back one hundred and twelve yuan, Gao Feng was quite happy, and he thought that this cashier, like the waiter who served the food just now, also took a fancy to himself as a handsome guy, and also had that kind of idea of support.

"Ahh ”

Gao Feng just wanted to make a joke, every man also has this impulse to joke when he sees a beautiful woman, Gao Feng also suddenly has this impulse, Gao Feng also thinks that the beauties in the service industry are not interested in this kind of joke, but he didn't expect the cashier to get angry, slapped the table and made Gao Feng apologize immediately, and she still asked Gao Feng to apologize the loudest.

The cashier doesn't know if she usually practices her voice, and she doesn't know if she is a drama ticket holder of Peking Opera, her voice is particularly sharp, this voice is very penetrating, and it will be transmitted several kilometers away at once.

The cashier's voice was like encountering a strong criminal, she screamed in danger, and this voice immediately attracted countless audiences.

Originally, there were many customers eating hot pot in the hot pot city, and this is Xiaoyue Shopping Mall, where people come and go endlessly, and there are thousands of customers in the mall.

Just because of the cashier's voice, Taimei Hot Pot City was surrounded by water, and the three inner and outer three floors were all audiences, all stretching their necks like ducks.

"Hey, waiter, this handsome guy is just joking, why do you take it seriously, why do you still scream like you're being forced, why do you get so many spectators, can you let these people disperse. ”

Gao Feng really sighed at people's curiosity, really sighed at people's fear of the world's chaos, really sighed that this lively people are like flies biting cow dung, the speed of this gathering is faster than the high-speed rail, it is only less than a minute, and thousands of people are surrounded by Taimei Hot Pot City.

"Hey, hey, this person is so familiar, isn't he the naked-naked man on the news?"

"Hey, this person is really familiar, is he the great man who touched a woman's ass in the subway exposed on Sohu.com?"

"Hey, hey, this person is the most familiar, he is the great man who walks on the street every day and exposes his tools at every turn, he has come to this hot pot city again. ”

In this society, there is no shortage of people who watch the excitement, and there is no shortage of people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, they always want to see the excitement of others, and always hope that the bigger the accident happens to others, the better.