Pushing open the door of the dormitory, everyone was still sleeping, and the smell of alcohol came to the face, and it seemed that everyone had drunk less last night. I woke up early. He crept in, returned to his bed, and lay down, pulling the quilt on himself without even taking off his clothes.

At this time, I was still asleep, and I felt uncomfortable with everything in my heart, and I knew why I would make such a mistake. At this moment, the door of the dormitory was suddenly pushed open, and I looked back strangely to see that it was a monkey who had entered.

I thought the monkey had just been removed from the toilet, but I saw how well he was dressed. His face and head were also covered with layers of hoarfrost, apparently just returned from outside. The monkey also didn't return at night?

Where did he go?

The monkey knew that I was open and saw the gloomy mist on his face, and he tiptoed back to his bed.

I also wanted to ask him what was going on, yes, because he was worried about the North Street incident. Later, I thought about it, I still have something to do, and I really don't have the mood to care about anything else. After a while. Hearing the sound of a lighter, the monkey took a cigarette in his mouth. I pretended to have just woken up, yawned and said, "Monkey, give me something!"

The monkey threw me a cigarette. I thought to myself, this guy is right, where is he willing to give me cigarettes. We both smoked cigarettes and neither of us spoke to anyone. The monkey suddenly asked me, "Zuo Fei, what time did you come back yesterday?"

I was stunned and said I knew. I was very drunk yesterday, and I know what time it is back. The monkey said well, he also knew what time it was when he came back, and he was too drunk. The monkey lied like that, and I knew what he meant, but I didn't debunk him. As the events ticked by, everyone slowly woke up, sat up and yawned, gossiping casually, and it seemed that no one knew that the monkey and I didn't return last night.

At this moment, Lu Li suddenly said, "Hey, Zuo Fei, monkey, when did you two come back?"

The monkey and I were both shocked. I said I know, I was drunk, and the monkey said he was doing the same. I know what time it is back. Lu Li said: "You two are so amazing, I went to the toilet at three o'clock in the middle of the night and saw that your beds were still empty." ”

Saying this, the dormitory exploded, Zheng Wu said that he remembered, and we were there when I came back last night. Huang Jie asked us where we were fooling around in the middle of the night, and we actually took him to do something, yes, it was behind his back to do something or something.

I said I really remembered, and I woke up in the dormitory anyway, and the monkey said he was too.

The monkey also pretended to exaggerate and said, "Damn, it's broken." I hadn't had this experience before. ”

The monkey was so secretive that it made me wonder where he had been last night.

After everyone laughed and laughed, the matter was over. I drank too much yesterday, and today we collectively missed the morning self-study, but I was able to go to class in the morning.

After chatting for a while, everyone got up and washed up, and I pretended to take a basin to the water room.

Lu Li suddenly said: "Zuo Fei, I see that your face is quite clean, yes, it has already been washed." ”

Everyone looked at it, I was stuck in my heart, thinking that this was really broken, but after that, I still said: "No, I woke up with everyone, where to wash." When it was over, I pretended to laugh. As a result, Lu Li still let me go, and continued to stare at my face and said, "I don't even have eye feces, and my hair is neat, you must have washed it!"

I thought to myself that this guy is very observant, just like that Sherlock Holmes, but his high IQ can be used in the right way.

Lu Li grabbed the question of whether I washed or not, and finally succeeded in attracting the attention of others, Zheng Wu also said: "That's it, Zuo Fei, you are clean, you look like you just woke up, but like you just came back from outside." Zheng Wu didn't mean anything, and he smirked.

Lu Li said again: "That's it, Zuo Fei, are you just coming back?"

I finally held back, and then I became angry, scolding: "What's your business?"

Lu Li didn't expect me to be angry, so he was suddenly startled and looked at me loudly. Everyone else was stunned, they saw that I had been angry outside, but they hadn't seen me angry in front of my own people, so they all spoke early.

After the anger, I was a little embarrassed in my heart, thinking that people were just joking with me, why am I so angry, but because there are no steps to go down, I have to turn around and open the door and go out.

When I came to the water room, I put the basin under the faucet, and I had washed it all and washed it, and I just stood there and thought about it. Although Gu Yao said that I would be responsible, I still passed this matter in my heart. Also, the paper finally wrapped the fire, I'm really afraid that Wang Yao will know about it.

While it was making a noise, the monkey came in, put the basin next to me, and began to wash. Although he also came back from outside, he was sloppy and smelled of alcohol, and obviously he hadn't washed it. I watched him wash his face and hair, and I didn't say a word to him. The monkey was so smart that he must have known that I had just taken it back, but he didn't ask me, probably because he was afraid that I would ask him in turn.

After washing, the monkey said to me, let's go, go to class.

During class, I was also so calm that even Xiaobei saw it and asked me what was wrong today. I said it's okay, I drank too much yesterday and nodded a little man. After class, I was about to go to the toilet when I heard the sound of bones behind me.

Things turned around, and Lu Li came over.

Lu Lishi's face was apologetic: "Zuo Fei, I joked with you in the morning, it's really right to make you happy." ”

I smiled bitterly and said that it was okay, my fire was right, and I was right with you.

Lu Li got angry when he saw me, laughed, and said, "After that, I still want to know where you went last night, yes, did you have an incident with Gu Yao? There is also the monkey, he disappeared from an incident with Qin Jiajia. Haha, it would be nice if you were really in the matter, and you would be paired with two pairs at night, so happy for you!"

The shock in my heart was subdued by the explosion of a nuclear bomb.

"Buzzing" in the head.

I said: "Lu Li, I didn't have anything to do with Gu Yao, and the monkey didn't have anything to do with Qin Jiajia, you take care of your mouth, you have to talk nonsense, do you know?"

Lu Li was also a little frightened when he saw me being so serious, and nodded vigorously.

With that, I got up and walked away, heading back to the outside of the classroom.

If I had eyes behind my back, I would definitely be able to see Lu Lizheng and Xiao Bei talking sneakily.

At that time, I also knew that a great storm was coming......

went out to the toilet, and when I came back, I happened to meet Gu Yao. I'm really scared, now when I see Gu Yao, my scalp is numb. Gu Yao should be even more uncomfortable, her face was distressed, her eyes were swollen from crying, and I couldn't bear it when I saw it. I called her to the side and asked her if she was okay?

Gu Yao looked at me and said mechanically, "I've taken birth control pills." ”

"I mean, are you okay?"

"I'm good. Gu Yao's tears flowed down: "Zuo Fei, I want everything." I'm glad to be able to give you the first time, why do you think I'm going to ask for it? What kind of girl am I in your heart?"

"That's what I mean. "I know what to say, the boy's thinking is too different from the girl's thinking, I only think about how to solve the problem, and Gu Yao seems to only see my attitude, which makes me and the head of the man.

"Zuo Fei, if you mention this matter again in the future, you will also feel pressure in your heart. Don't worry, I'll want everything, and I'll keep this secret in my stomach. After speaking, Gu Yao wiped her tears and walked away with a resolute face.

In the face of Gu Yao's "sensible" and "generous", my heart is even more delicious.

Before the class was in session, I hurried to find the monkey, I felt that the monkey might be in trouble with me, and I knew that he would be so depressed. When I came to the monkey class, I looked in from the window and found that the monkey was in the seat, and Qin Jiajia's seat next to him was also empty.

I had no choice but to turn away, and when I passed around the corner, I suddenly heard a cry coming from inside. Looking at the inside, it turned out to be the monkey and Qin Jiajia. The two stood facing each other, the monkey's face was helpless, but Qin Jiajia was crying with pear blossoms and rain.

"I care. Qin Jiajia said while crying: "I gave you the first time, you must be responsible for me, you must be my boyfriend!"

My heart was beating, and sure enough, the monkey and I had a problem!

It's just that Qin Jiajia is obviously not as generous as Gu Yao, she feels that she has suffered a loss, and she must be responsible for the monkey, and she wants the monkey to be his boyfriend. Although the monkey looked helpless, he said seriously: "I'm sorry for what happened last night, I really remember what I did." However, I can be your boyfriend because I already have a girlfriend. ”

"I'll tell your girlfriend about this, and I'll continue with you when she gets back!" Qin Jiajia roared.

"Even if she breaks up with me, I'll have something to do with you, because I like you at all. Also, once again, I'm sorry for what happened last night, that's exactly what I intended, and if you feel like you've suffered a loss, I can compensate you in other ways. "Monkeys and I are both rational types, solving problems when they encounter them, and talking colder than me.

"I want everything, I want you, I will definitely get you!" Qin Jiajia pushed the monkey handle fiercely and ran out. I wanted to dodge, but it was too late. Qin Jiajia looked at me and was stunned, but still spared me and ran away.

Naturally, the monkey also saw me. The monkey looked at me and sighed, "You saw it all." ”

"See. ”

"What the am ...... ......" The monkey spat out a few dirty words, and his eyes were red, but he didn't say anything after all, and instead slammed his fist against the wall.

This matter is extremely powerful, and there are layers of ashes pouring down.

"!" the monkey cursed again, and slammed it again.

He fell asleep in the middle of the night, and had to take a shower of water to relieve his anxiety, and now, when he encountered this kind of thing, the monkey was even more devastated.

I have never seen such a frustrated and depressed monkey, and it seems that everything has been seen in the past with high spirits and confidence, as if everything has been seen for a long time. R832