Sadness is a bad emotion, and when a person has a sad emotion, he should get rid of it as soon as possible. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Brother Donkey traveled abroad, walked through no man's land, walked through deserts and forests, and found that there are people living in the desert and people living in the forest, a magical visual experience. But he has also seen some ruins of ancient cities, ancient cities, now only broken walls are left, the women who sang and danced in the city in the past, and the men who vibrated their spirits, are gone, they are all gone, seeing this kind of civilization ruins, Brother Donkey's heart is inevitably sad. Later, he thought that civilization is like a person's life, there is life and death, some ancient countries, some ancient cities, some ancient people, sometimes it is inevitable to disappear, just like the death of a person, it is a natural process, and there is no need to feel too sad about this kind of thing.

Yesterday I stayed at Yexiang International Hotel for one night, and at noon today, Brother Donkey wanted to change places, he brought his own barbecue grill, which can barbecue food, but in this hotel, this thing cannot be used. So Brother Donkey found a small house, where many families lived, and Brother Donkey rented a small house, where his barbecue grill could be used. Shanzi, on the other hand, slept in that big hotel, and he had a luxurious room, like a palace, but in fact, the palace was not as good as that room, and the palace was outdated.

The village where Brother Donkey is located is a relatively dilapidated village, this village was demolished ten years ago, but there are many households in the village, and they are resolutely not demolished. As a result, the rest of the village was demolished, except for a small piece, which was not demolished. Residents who have not been demolished can rent out their large and small rooms and earn a lot of rent a year. There are also water and electricity bills, water bills, which can be charged to the people who rent the room, and what about the electricity bills, how much electricity the landlord uses in his home, when he pays the electricity bill, it is cheaper according to the electricity used by the residents, and when he collects other people's electricity bills, it is charged according to one dollar per degree, which belongs to the standard of commercial electricity.

Brother Donkey lives in such a village, and he buys a bag of noodles and plans to use the barbecue machine to make something to eat. There is a baking tray on the barbecue machine, and this baking tray can be used to make teppanyaki, stir-fry, and pancakes. Brother Donkey wants to use this barbecue grill to get some cakes to eat.

He bought leeks, and the leeks were covered with mud, and he needed to choose leeks, which was a very laborious task. Brother Donkey admires some old men and old ladies who can do nothing and just sit there and choose leeks, what a boring job this is, choose one by one, just like counting hair, count one by one, like counting stars, count one by one, choose leeks, can torture the dead, it's just boring, boring.

Brother Donkey thought of a trick to make himself less boring, that is, when choosing leeks, watch the video programs he likes to watch, so that he doesn't have to watch video programs so simply, and he doesn't have to choose leeks so boringly, as soon as these two things are combined, life immediately becomes interesting.

Choose a good leek, soak the leeks in a small pot, soak for a while, wash it, pour out the water, and then pour water to wash, a total of three times, it's good.

Then put the leeks on a small cutting board, cut them into diced leeks, put the sliced leeks in a jar, and cut a few sharp peppers. This is the first time Brother Donkey has made cakes, and it should be an experiment. He mixes the diced chili peppers with the leeks, pours in some soy sauce, adds some salt, adds some oil, stirs, and the filling is ready.

Put some water in a small pot, pour in the flour, add a spoonful of soy sauce, add a little oil, put some salt, beat an egg, stir and knead into a dough.

Take a small piece of kneaded dough, knead it flat, wrap it in the finished filling, and press it into a cake. Turn on the grill and bake the pinched pie on a baking sheet, brushing both sides with a layer of oil.

Brother Donkey didn't have a rolling pin, and in two days, he wanted to buy a small rolling pin to facilitate cooking. The bread he made was hard and sticky to eat, which should belong to the legendary dead noodles, which were dead and unpalatable, and when they were eaten, they were easy to get thirsty. Brother Donkey thought, in this case, could it be the reason for not adding yeast? Brother Donkey didn't know very well, he thought, when he bought a rolling pin in two days, he would buy another bag of yeast.

In the Yexiang International Hotel, Shanzi sat on a white bed, the sheets were so white, and there was a person sitting on the bed, this person was Xu Guo, Xu Guo and Shanzi were reminiscing. On the chair next to the two, there was a woman, in her thirties, she was a little charming, this woman in her thirties was no longer as young as seventeen or eighteen years old, but she was still dressed as seventeen or eighteen years old, and she was really charming. She is the director of the National Wind and Dust Bureau, in charge of 800,000 wind and dust women, and she came to visit Shanzi this time in order to provide Shanzi with some goods. But Shanzi is no longer good at this, and he cares about cultural affairs.

"I heard that in the Lost Lake near here, I found a palace at the bottom of the lake," Shanzi said, "Director, as the director of the Wind and Dust Bureau, you should be familiar with this area, you are the one who loves the Lost Grassland, what kind of palace is the bottom of the Lost Lake, and what kind of treasures are there?"

"There are so many treasures," said the director, Pineapple, "that there are so many treasures in there." "The director's name is Pineapple, and she is the famous Pineapple Director.

Pineapple said: "It is said that it is an alien cemetery, do you think, the alien cemetery, can you get it? No, it is more luxurious than any imperial mausoleum, what is the royal tomb? Can it be compared with the alien cemetery? The palace at the bottom of the lake is an alien cemetery, and I don't know how many good things there are in it." ”

"Aliens will die too?" Xu Guo said.

"How can anyone not die?" said Pineapple.

Shanzi said, "You say, you continue." Is there a necklace or something that I want to wear around my neck in the alien cemetery? ”

"Yes, yes, definitely. Pineapple said, "But the excavation of the alien cemetery is now under the management of the state, and the country's archaeological team is busy, and the treasures obtained from the cemetery belong to the state, and the state needs to study them." It's a good thing that you're going to give your loved one a gift, but it's not easy to get. ”

"I will organize a treasure hunt, that is, to seize the treasures of the world at the bottom of the lake," Shanzi said, "You only need to tell me what treasures there are, I said, this treasure is a gift, not too much, as long as there is something that can be worn around the neck, in the future, what you want, it is not too late to take it again, and then to steal it." ”

Pineapple said: "This thing to wear on the neck, I probably know, there are some precious things in it, wear it on the neck, it is beautiful, and it can also prolong life, this longevity, is not nonsense, it really has this function, wear it, live for ten or twenty years or even thirty or forty years or even fifty or sixty years, it is not strange at all." ”

"Okay, let's grab the treasure and grab something to wear around our necks. Shanzi said.

Pineapple said: "This thing I'm talking about is a strange stone from an alien planet that has magical effects. It's just—"

"Just what?" asked Shanzi.

"It's just that those treasures belong to the state, not to the individual. Pineapple said.

Shanzi said: "The treasure at the bottom of the lake, I say which one is mine, which one is mine, whoever wants to say that it is his, I will not agree, even if I agree, the gun in my hand will not agree, even if my gun agrees, my wife will not agree, even if my wife agrees, my wife's gun will not agree." ”

"I understand this, I understand this," said Pineapple, "and I will take care of this matter, and find out what treasures are at the bottom of the lake, alien things, strange things that can frighten people to death, how strange and strange it is." ”

"Director, thank you, thank you for your hard work. Shanzi said, "Do you want me to call a few people, listen to your command, go to the lost lake to step on the lake, and then to the place where they store the treasures, to understand the situation, so as to facilitate our attack, this treasure hunting operation, can only succeed, can not fail, who defeats me interested, I shot him." ”

"Okay, it's good to call a few people to find out the situation. The pineapple left, Xu Guo looked at Shanzi, and Shanzi seemed to be thinking about something in his heart.

"What are you thinking? Do you think about Chinese, or do you think about mathematics, or do you think about something else?" Xu Guo said.

Shanzi said, "I think about aliens? When will aliens? aliens on what planet can build a cemetery to the bottom of the Lost Lake, I really can, I really want to think about it." Well, alien things are very peculiar, according to the strength of the pineapple, maybe there is something in it, worn around the neck, can live forever, so it seems that eternal life is already a common thing. ”

Xu Guo said: "If it is really immortal, then why did that alien die and be buried in the underwater palace at the bottom of the lake?"

"yes, why didn't I think of that," said Shanzi, "no, what if he was killed by other aliens? I don't think we know much about the alien cemetery, so it's not good to speculate. ”

"Do you want to go to the National Wind and Dust Bureau and find the director of the pineapple bureau?" She is interested in aliens," Xu Guo said, "I heard that she has contacted many scientists, and wants to learn from scientists how to get aliens, and she wants to organize some alien wind and dust women, those aliens from alien planets, come to the wind and dust bureau for the record, it will be a particularly attractive wind and dust woman." ”

"If you don't go, you won't go to the Wind and Dust Bureau, and you won't go to the Wind and Dust Department," Shanzi said, "I've been traveling hard lately and don't want to move, so I'll take a shower, have dinner later, watch TV for a while, and sleep." You go and ask a girl to rub me in the shower, don't call the fat one last time, and you have strength in your hands. ”

Night Fragrance Hotel, at night, the stairs are brilliant, but no matter how brilliant, it can't compare to the underwater palace at the bottom of the lost lake, even the Dragon Palace, and it can't compare there.