Chapter 384: I Can Explain
(uncomfortable, want to cry, don't save the manuscript, and don't change it after repeated teachings......)
was completely defiled, whether it was the nun Bayonetta or the witch Bayoneta, they did not let Tong Jianjun go. If it is said that when facing the nun, it is half-pushed and half-done, then when facing the witch, cough, it seems that there is no resistance to it......
The exchange meeting has ended, although there is no mandatory requirement to go back immediately, but the school has used up the opening fee in advance, if you want to continue to stay, you have to bear the cost of not low, and the school booked the ticket this afternoon, if you miss it, you have to buy your own ticket.
For Tong Jianjun's departure, the witch did not stop her, she had to go to the wooden bridge anyway. As a witch who keeps her word, since Bayonetta has made a promise, she will definitely follow it.
Before getting into the car, the time for transformation had ended, and Tong Jianjun had also changed back into his male body.
"I'm back. ”
Tong Jianjun pushed open the door of the house and habitually said a word to remind his family of his return.
"Oh. Perhaps influenced by Tong Jianjun, Tong Xinyi also doesn't like to go out to play, preferring to stay at home.
"What does an oh mean, no matter how you say it, you have to shout a few words enthusiastically, welcome home Ernie sauce or something, right?"
"Welcome home, man. Tong Xinyi shouted weakly.
"Wait, what's a strange smell!" Geralt said as he sat up suddenly, sniffing.
"What, what's the smell? Did I accidentally get something dirty?"
Tong Jianjun, who was a thief, immediately sniffed himself, there should be no residual smell, right?
"Not your average taste. Geralt said, "Under normal circumstances, that smell wouldn't have come out. ”
"Ha......" Tong Jianjun laughed dryly, could it be that he had taken the bath so many times, and there were still some traces of those madness? Geralt is she a human dragon blood, or a human wolf blood, how could her nose be so smart, obviously she couldn't smell it, but she smelled it all of a sudden.
"Teacher, did you step on something dirty, so you put on a lot of perfume to cover it up?" Geralt asked, "I feel like you smell of rosemary." ”
It turned out that Geralt didn't smell that kind of thing, but the scent that Bayonetta left on herself. Tong Jianjun breathed a sigh of relief, too, Geralt was still a child after all, even if he smelled that smell, he shouldn't know what it was, so he ignored it, but noticed the smell of rosemary that he could recognize.
"Well, I accidentally stepped on dog shit on the way back, so I sprayed a lot of perfume on my body, ha, hahaha. Tong Jianjun explained nonsense.
"I didn't pull that. The voice of the mocking wind came from the door, and this authentic dragon son seemed to gradually treat himself as a dog, "Have you changed your shoes, why don't I smell?"
"Well, of course, otherwise it would be embarrassing to bring the smell of home. Tong Jianjun immediately explained.
"But I remember, when you went out before, you wore these shoes, right?" Mi Qi Aya pointed out the problem pointedly.
"This, this, I bought a new pair of shoes in the sea before, and I encountered the misfortune of stepping on dog shit as soon as I put them on, so I changed back to this pair of shoes. Tong Jianjun continued to talk nonsense, a lie must require countless lies to perfect it, just like making it up.
"Then what about your new shoes, you won't just throw them away, you're not the kind of extravagant and wasteful person. Mi Qi Aya squinted her eyes and asked, she had already begun to doubt the authenticity of Tong Jianjun's words.
"Anyway, don't continue talking about me stepping on shit, how embarrassing, it seems like you can smell that smell. Tong Jianjun waved his hand.
"Wait, I seem to smell it too!" Miki Aya frowned.
The noses of several people are not weak, they didn't pay attention to it before, but now when they mention it, they all smell that embarrassing smell.
Looking for its track, his eyes finally locked on the feet of Dong Mi, who had just entered the door. She looked like she had stepped on something not very good.
"I ...... I've cleaned it up. Rao is Dongmi has been fighting for a long time, and he is not timid in the face of many old foxes in the mall, but under the eyes of everyone, he still feels extremely embarrassed.
Tong Jianjun almost applauded, saying that stepping on dog shit was a sign of good luck, and the ancients were honest and did not deceive me. In this way, everyone's attention will be diverted, and no one will pay attention to the origin of the rosemary smell on their body.
However, Geralt frowned, realizing that things were not so simple. The wonderful smell of rosemary suddenly appeared again, and the source was not Tong Jianjun, but outside the door, someone came!
"It seems to be all there, and that saves a lot of effort. ”
Tong Jianjun's face changed, and he recognized this voice, it was Bayonetta! Why did she find this place so quickly, wasn't she still in the hotel when she left?
"Who are you, is there something wrong?" Mi Qi Aya's heart quickly rose vigilantly, this guy wearing a nun outfit gave her a very dangerous feeling. Without warning, the nun suddenly appeared, and if it were to be unfavorable to people, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Not only that, but for some reason she still had a feeling of hostility in her heart, obviously she shouldn't have seen this woman.
"Lust, how long has it been since you didn't recognize me?" Beyounita shook her head, "Are you really forgetful, or are you doing this out of the contempt of the victors?"
"I'm not a desire, and I don't know you. Mi Qi Aya said with a frown.
"Well, it doesn't matter if you recognize me or not, I'm not interested in you anyway. Beyonita looked at Tong Jianjun, "But then, you have to be careful, his virgin meat bang will definitely be mine!"
Tong Jianjun has a feeling that their parents have taken the wrong name, compared to desire, Tong Jianjun feels that names such as gluttony are more suitable for Mi Qi Aya, and although I don't know which one Beyounita's name is, Tong Jianjun feels that desire is quite suitable for her, opening and closing her mouth is to be on someone else, how can this girl not be desire.
When Mi Qi Aya heard this, she immediately turned her eyes to Tong Jianjun, if she remembered correctly, before entering the door before, she seemed to hear Geralt say that Tong Jianjun had the smell of rosemary.
"This, I can explain it......" Tong Jianjun raised his hands to his chest and said with a sincere face.
"He's quite proactive. Bayonetta blushed slightly, like a girl who had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, "My body is full of his taste/(///ω//)/"
"Wait, I can ......"
"Tong Bayi!"