As soon as I came out of the hot pot restaurant, I immediately called Zhang Liang and asked him to come to Mingyue Internet Cafe and say that I had something important to discuss with him, and it was already an hour later when he appeared in Mingyue.

I asked him why he went, grabbed and ate it, and came so slowly? He was angry and said that I was disturbing his good deeds, and it would be good for him to come. I said what's wrong, that little girl is blind and has a crush on you. As a result, this thing rushed at me and said in a voice that was very careful, for fear that others would hear, it was Li Li!

At first, I thought I had misheard, and asked him who it was. As a result, the goods gave me a round and said: You are at the same table. The way he looks, oops, disgusts me. Can you imagine that a big boy with five big and three thick is cute with you, and it feels as uncomfortable as eating fly.

I hurriedly waved my hand and said you hurry up and get out, disgusting, isn't it? What kind of cute guy is a big guy selling? Oh, Li Li is sleeping with you, giving you fun like this?

He said no, but took the initiative to talk to him, and I really wanted to give him a few slaps when I heard him. I said, have you ever had a woman? Oh, I can make you happy with a word to you, and if I slept with you, would you have to die suddenly? I thought he would turn around and slap me, but I didn't expect him to nod shamelessly, I was really convinced.

I asked him if Li Li was so rare, what would you want to do most if you had sex with her? This time he was very honest and said that he wanted to sleep with her the most.

I said, why are you so vulgar? I know how to go to bed all day long, you are about to degenerate into an animal, only the instinct of mating is left, can you come to something elegant!

He thought about it for a long time, and came up with a sentence: kiss your mouth!

I went, I thought I could come up with anything literary and artistic in such a long time?

I said okay, okay, don't compare with you, hurry up, New Year's Square (a game mode), I always lose these handfuls, and the explosion is really hard to play.

I really don't play this CF well.,But Zhang Liang is a great god.,He can do anything about flashing snipers jumping card boxes or something.,It turns out that he always trains for others! This is better than touching the mouse.,It's a change to the state of a hippie smile.,The whole person becomes very devoted.,No matter who calls him, he can't hear it.。 I sometimes think that if he can use this for studying, he will be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University.

Now, for example, I tell him that something happened to me, and he says "yes". When I said that human life was a big matter, he still said "um", and then what should I do to play, which makes me angry. I jumped up and gave it to him, and I said can you stop playing, you know how to play games every day, can you learn to learn, ah?

"Didn't you ask me to come," he muttered there.

Forehead......

I quickly changed the topic, and I said Liangzi, this time brother, I really had an accident, and it was a big deal, what did he say. I said, "Just last night, we drank too much, you know?" He said um, and then what?

And I ...... "I smiled, covering my face with my hands and embarrassed to say.

"You are so sick, you were startled," Zhang Liang said angrily, "What's the matter?"

I thought that this kind of thing could not be hidden, sooner or later it would have to be known, and there was really nothing I could do now, and I didn't know who else could help me except him.

I said that I had made a mistake in principle, what mistake did he say, a woman from a good family? When he said this, I subconsciously glanced around, but fortunately, no one heard.

I gave him a punch, and I said what are you talking about, is buddy like that? With Zhao Ran and Earphone Ting, I'm already content, don't be blind?

This time he was also a little anxious, frowning and saying what the hell is going on, can you hurry up and let the fart out, not up or down.

This time it was my turn to lose my confidence, I looked at him with a smile on my face, and I said I swear, I really didn't sleep with a good woman, but it seemed to sleep with a good girl.

I thought he would comfort me, and at the very least, I would say a few words. Unexpectedly, he smiled when he heard my words, and touched my head with his hand, and asked me if I had a fever, why did I talk nonsense? Yesterday we both drank too much, especially you, who was so unconscious, why did you sleep well girl, sleepwalking?

Looking at his unbelieving and even a little mocking, I was really angry, I said Zhang Liang, your uncle, what am I telling you seriously? I seem to have really slept with Sister Wang, just the waiter in my store last night.

He saw that I had a serious face, as if I really wasn't joking, and asked tentatively, "Is that the one we were drinking and she was cleaning up at the front desk?" I nodded.

He thought for a moment, then let out an "oh". I asked him if he was done, and he said, "Hmm," and I said could you give me some advice, I'm going to die right now. He blinked and said to me with a serious face: Brother Fan, if it really doesn't work, let's go and turn ourselves in!

I went, I thought he could say something insightful, but it turned out to be that I was thinking too much. Just his head, sprinkle some flour into it and the whole thing will be a mush, and I still count on him? I'm really funny.

I smiled and touched his head, and said Liangzi, I am very happy that you can have such a high ideological consciousness, it seems that you have really lived up to the expectations of the party and the people for you, and I will consider turning yourself in.

He smiled and said that he was joking with me, why should he take it seriously?

I said are you stupid, do I still have the heart to joke with you?

He asked me if I was still playing a game, and I said you can play it yourself, ah, I've got something. As a result, before I could turn around, I started playing, and I thought to myself: play, play, you dog.

I was very upset and didn't know what to do, after all, I was only a freshman in high school at that time, and my family's education method was more traditional. I really didn't have a place to go, so I thought about whether I should go home and sleep, and maybe there would be a solution after a little sleep. This is also a common problem for most people, and when they encounter some problems that cannot be solved, they like to hide in the hearts of ostriches.

Mingyue Internet café is not far from my house, and it will only take about ten minutes to walk, and I was thinking about how to solve the problem when I got home, but the accident happened.

More than 30 people came out from both sides of the street, and when they saw me, they rushed over directly, and the leader was Li Qiang, who I had taught Zhang Liang and me yesterday. I whispered "grass" and turned to run.

When I entered Mingyue, Zhang Liang was still playing there heartlessly, so I went up and patted him. He saw that it was me and said that you are back, do you want to come together? I said, big brother, let's not come yet, we can't leave again, the debt collector is coming, hurry up! This thing probably didn't understand what I meant, and said that I would wait for me to finish this handful. Eh, I'm going, I'm almost angry, and I'm going to shut down his computer. I said Li Qiang and they are here, more than 30 people, if you want to play, you can play, I can go first, don't say that I didn't tell you when the time comes.

Sure enough, when I heard that Li Qiang was coming, my eyes began to glow, and I said What are you afraid of, won't it be over if you come and do him? Brother Fan, you are watching from the sidelines, and I will take care of him myself.

I said you should use your pen, what are we going to do to beat him? Can you use your brain? Can you use your brain? Let's play games! Hurry up and run the handlebar, and I ran through the back door without looking back!