Chapter 515: There is a white deal today
The Chen that Zhu Pandeng was referring to was a clerk in the mayor's office of the town government, named Chen Qian, who sounded like the nephew of a certain county leader.
Chen Qian was standing next to Zhu Pandeng, and Secretary Bai asked Zhu Pandeng's hotline why it was always busy, and Zhu Pandeng kicked this question to Chen Pan like a ball.
People kicking the ball is just an example, that is, pushing the responsibility on others, and this deputy mayor Zhu Pandeng kicked the ball, and with his own movements, he raised his leg to kick him while pointing at Chen.
Chen Xiang looks very lean, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, Chen Xiang was not as thin as he is now when he first came to the town government, the young man is more than 140 pounds at 1.7 meters, and he is only in his early 100s after a few months, and his complexion is not good, and he is hungry and thin, just like the wax statue in the museum.
Deputy Mayor Zhu Pandeng has a fat head and big ears, his body is almost the weight of two Chen Yuan, he raised his leg and kicked it, how could Chen Qian stand it, Chen Xiang's legs were like folding, and he fell to the ground at that time, and the whole person was nesting there.
"I'll go, Chen, where are you eating, you are paper-made, Ben Zhu kicks you casually, and your son will fall.
Chen, Ben Zhu remembers that when you first came, you were also quite stout, people were working in the town government and getting fatter and fatter, how could you be getting thinner and thinner in a few months, and you were about to catch up with the golden monkey. ”
After Zhu Pandeng kicked Chen Qian down, he also blamed Chen Qian for not kicking him, the whole person was like a paper person, and he also remembered that this Comrade Chen Qian was not so thin before.
Chen Qian was kicked to the ground by Zhu Pandeng, and it took him a long time to react and say a word with the strength of milk.
"Zhu Pandeng, your grandmother is big, Lao Tzu used to be very stout, and he was also a very handsome person, but now he is about to become a golden monkey, all of this is due to your wife!"
Chen Qian is to use the strength to eat, he is also weak, his words Zhu Pandeng's ears lengthened, he still didn't hear too clearly.
"Chen, what are you, what is my wife, what are you stabbing you?"
"Oh, Zhu Pandeng, I'm really convinced of you, although Chen Zhang's voice is like a fly, this boss lady ¢▽¢▽¢▽¢¢▽¢▽, MC+OM has heard it, Chen Qian is so thin now, it's the result of your wife tossing him every day. ”
Zhu Pandeng didn't hear clearly, the proprietress was impatient to hear it, grabbed Zhu Pandeng's ear, and roared in his ear with the loudest voice.
The proprietress has a good voice, and it is like thunder, and this voice can be heard throughout Tulou Town, and the distance spread is very wide.
It's the amount of oil of the proprietress like this, Zhu Panshan didn't react a little after five minutes, and he asked Comrade Chen Qian who was folded on the ground.
"Chen Yuan, now I seem to understand, you have become so thin is the result of my wife, no wonder when I slammed the door and went out, my wife said a word, I want to mess with a Chen, it turns out that her Chen is your comrade Chen.
However, Chen, your brother Zhu is not asking you now if you are the Chen in my wife's mouth, and no matter why you are so thin now is my wife, I am asking you why the mayor's hotline has been busy, Secretary Bai asked me, then I have to question you, this mayor's hotline has always been installed on your desk, you should have the most right to speak, please give you Brother Zhu a reasonable explanation. ”
Zhu Pandeng asked Chen Qian for a reasonable explanation, which was not the problem of him having sex with his wife, but the problem of the hotline being busy.
At this moment, Comrade Chen Qian also relieved himself, he also stood up from the ground, and he also practiced a new kind of kung fu, he can fold the ground to the ground, and he can also get up from the folded situation, as if the folding chair is propped up, and the softness of the joints is jaw-dropping.
"Zhu Pandeng, I have to ask for a reasonable explanation, the hotline has been busy, others are not clear, you Zhu Pandeng does not know it, you Zhu Pandeng specially asked me to pick up the receiver of this hotline, you are still like living in some hotels, there are always harassing calls coming in the middle of the night, as long as you pick up this receiver, that harassing call can't come in, because it is always busy. ”
No wonder the mayor's hotline can't be called, and it has been in a state of busyness, it turned out that the deputy mayor Zhu Pandeng specially instructed Chen Qian to deliberately pick up the receiver of the phone.
After Chen finished speaking, Zhu Pandeng, the deputy mayor of the town, seemed to understand what had happened, and he turned his face and told the new Secretary Bai the truth.
"Secretary Bai, you have heard it, Comrade Chen Qian has to understand very clearly why the mayor's hotline cannot be called, and why it has been busy, it is because Ben Zhu has instructed Comrade Chen Xiang not to put the receiver of the phone on the phone. ”
"Ah, Chen, you bastard, when did Ben Zhu tell you to pick up the hotline microphone, Ben Zhu is the mayor of a town, can you do such a thing, you are not spewing blood, you are trying to blame me."
Ben Zhu Yan zhòng suspected that your son was going out to be a gangster and didn't want to answer the phone, so he picked up the microphone, and the person with the gangster was still Ben Zhu's wife, no wonder my Zhu wife has instigated me to resign in recent days, and let me go to "You Belong" to find a job, the purpose is to take me away, so that you two can be a gangster!"
After Zhu Pandeng reported to the new Secretary Bai, he suddenly understood that the matter of picking up the hotline microphone was not what he arranged for Chen Qian to do, but this Comrade Chen Qian did it on purpose.
After the deputy mayor Zhu Pandeng understood, he gritted his teeth and went towards Chen Qian, and Comrade Chen Qian had already prepared, before Zhu Pandeng understood that he had already pulled his legs and ran, shouting at Zhu Pandeng while running.
"Hmph, Zhu Pandeng, your wife is like a fat pig, you can't even look down on yourself, it's not that I can look down on Chen Yuan, that is no one can look down on it, the key problem is that your wife has taken care of me with two-thirds of the salary you paid, and I Chen Qian is secretly messing with her every day. ”
"I'm checking, no wonder, how do I feel that the family's money is used up so quickly, it turns out that this yellow-faced woman also raised a thin monkey, see that Ben Zhu doesn't press you so much that you spit out all the money you spent. ”
The lean Chen Qian ran in front, and the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Pandeng chased behind, and these two people were also a landscape one after the other.
"Hey, Zhu Pandeng, don't run, anyway, your wife has cheated, and you can't recover the fact of cheating, not to mention that you don't bother the yellow-faced woman every day, you still wish she was cheating.
However, Zhu Pandeng, the matter of this boss lady has not been settled yet, and she is waiting for you to settle it, you can't run, you can come back to this boss lady. ”
No matter how much the proprietress shouted, Zhu Pandeng didn't hear it, he was chasing Chen Qian with his pants, and the comrade Chen Qian was also running wildly with his pants, and the two of them ran with their pants one after the other.
"Eldest sister, Brother Zhu ran away, then there is still Senior Brother and I Lao Bai, if you have any questions to report to me, I will definitely make decisions for you. ”
The proprietress couldn't call Zhu Pandeng anymore, the new secretary Bai greeted her with a smile, he wanted to help her solve the problem, he was the new secretary and mayor, the boss of Tulou Town.
"Oh, your surname is Bai, you are the new Secretary Bai, so do you have to send money first, and then do things according to the amount of money. ”
The proprietress looked the new Secretary Bai up and down with her eyes, she hadn't taken a good look at this Secretary Bai just now, she had been talking to Zhu Pandeng, and she was also very familiar with Zhu Pandeng.
"Haha, eldest sister, how can you look at this secretary with blind date eyes, then you can see how blushing this secretary is.
Haha, eldest sister, if it was a few days ago, it would really be like this, how much money you invest in me, I will give you a return.
However, now I can't do this, I'm the town secretary now, that's the town's parent official, I can't do things according to the previous rules, I want to seek a blessing for the people of Tulou Town. ”
The new Secretary Bai is really right, the proprietress looked at him with oily eyes, it was really like a blind date, and she looked carefully up and down, left and right, from head to buttocks.
The proprietress laughed with a sigh of oil: "Cut, the surname is white, this boss lady thinks your name should be called Bai Lai, if this boss lady goes on a blind date with you, you have to come in vain, you look as square as a computer, this boss lady can match you."
Come in vain, listen to what you said just now, did you take enough bribes before, you have to repent and reform now, you want to seek a place for the well-being of the people, I still have to cut you, what you say now is to take off your pants and fart.
In vain, you think that this boss lady has never seen the world, but all officials like you are unashamedly shouting slogans in front of the people, how to seek benefits for the people, how to improve people's livelihood and so on. ”
The proprietress is also a straight person, and she is a fast-talking person, her mouth suddenly protrudes like a cannon, and the saliva stars are flying around.
The boss lady is such a new secretary, and this white secretary is not angry at all, but still has a smile on the computer's face.
"Eldest sister, yours are all right, this is indeed the case, some of our officials are the same as the front of the people, and the same after the people, I will not deny this.
Eldest sister, I want to say first, I don't want to call it for nothing, as for if I go on a blind date with you, I won't go for nothing, this is not up to you, maybe you run for nothing, the blind date is like trying on shoes, that is, you can hit it off when it fits.
Eldest sister, let's not talk about blind dates, I have also passed the age of blind dates, and I have a yellow-faced woman at home, and I don't need to go on a blind date when I get married for the second time.
Eldest sister, I will introduce myself first, I don't change my name or surname, my surname is not wrong, my name is not called Bailai, I am called Bai Trading, that is, the surname Bai Name Trading, I also wrote a poem, there was Bai Juyi in the past, and now there is Bai Trading, as long as there is money to invest, then you can trade. ”
"What's it, what's your name, your name is Bai Trading, that proprietress is still looking for you to be a ball, and the people of Tulou Town still let you be the secretary of the wool, you are all called Bai Trading, that doesn't prove that we all came for nothing, we didn't get anything!"
The new secretary Bai has always maintained a slow and logical demeanor, he introduced himself to the proprietress oil amount, the boss lady did not jump up the oil amount, she heard such a name for the first time, there was someone called Bai Trading, and dared to associate it with the ancient poet Bai Juyi.