Chapter 820: Heavy color and light friends

Master Gu covered his stomach and said, "Don't I have to pick a good one?" Let me tell you, with my current status, if I want to marry, I will marry a lady!"

The crescent moon bowed her head and said, "You can spare everyone's girlfriends! Eat, burp, sleep, fart, stinky feet smoke mosquitoes, can you live with you?"

When the words fell, Wuxin laughed in a timely manner, and before the laughter fell, he was slapped by Lord Gu, who couldn't be reasonable, so he turned the direction and fired: "Laugh a fart!"

The crescent moon said again: "It's okay if your stomach hurts, just smear some cigarette oil on your navel." ”

Wuxin and Crescent are not addicted to smoking, but in addition to cigarette rolls, Gu adults occasionally smoke two puffs of small cigarette pouches, Gu adults lifted their jackets and puffed up their belly under the bright sun, and unintentionally found a small cigarette pouch, pulled out the e-cigarette oil and applied it to his navel, Gu is a sturdy and sturdy figure, the abdomen is hard and can show a piece of tendon meat, from the navel to the bottom of a thick hair, curling the flesh from the roots, all the way to the loose waistband of pants.

The crescent moon was used to seeing the heartlessness, and now that she accidentally glanced at Lord Gu, she couldn't help but smile secretly in her heart, thinking that Lord Gu had rough skin and heavy hair, like a wild boar.

After Wuxin applied the e-liquid to Master Gu, he sat back on the small bench, continued to cut the tobacco leaves with his eyes closed, and the crescent moon moved under the shadow of the tree, just wanted to call Wuxin to come over, but when he raised his eyes, he saw that the sunlight was shining through the branches and leaves, scattering the dark spots on his head and face, and he closed the scissors absentmindedly, and his face was very quiet.

The crescent moon saw his senses, until Master Gu came over with a big reclining chair, put the chair under the tree, he sat down, and then he also noticed Wuxin, reached out and gently pushed the crescent moon, he showed a wicked smile, bent down and took off a leather shoe on his foot, and then slowly put the shoe to the end of Wuxin's nose.

I didn't know anything, but I pretended not to know, and I wanted Lord Gu to succeed in his conspiracy, and if the conspiracy succeeded, Lord Gu was very proud and would laugh;

The leather shoes got closer and closer, he couldn't help but open his eyes and suddenly dodged, and at the same time showed a frightened expression, Lord Gu really laughed, and the crescent moon also smiled: "Silly thing, go back to the house and sleep when you are sleepy!" Otherwise, Lord Gu will have to tease you." ”

Wuxin basked in the sun with tobacco leaves, and he was indeed sleepy, but he refused to leave, and Master Gu pinched a pinch of tobacco leaves from the small basket in front of him and stuffed them into the small tobacco pouch pot, lit them and took a puff, and then sighed very ecstatically: "It's really good smoke." ”

Crescent Moon got up and took out a cloth bag from the room, and asked Wuxin to pour the broken tobacco leaves from the basket into his pocket: "If we don't clean it up, you won't treat it as a good cigarette." Smoke it, it's enough for you to smoke for a year. ”

Unintentionally leaned over and reached out, picked out a few dried tobacco leaves, held the scissors and wanted to continue to cut them, but the crescent moon snatched his scissors: "Don't cut it, tired hands." ”

Gu Daren mixed in the kiln for a few days, mixed to now come back, somehow, and the heartless crescent will be particularly close, in the afternoon, the two young couples on the kang to take a nap, he also followed the kang, the room is filled with a sweet and spicy smell of tobacco leaves, lying in the middle without intention, sideways facing the crescent;

The crescent moon was so noisy that he couldn't fall asleep, he pulled one of his hands and looked at it carefully, Wuxin held the scissors for a long time, and there were red marks on his fingers, and the crescent moon gently rubbed his fingers, and he thought that Wenxian would walk dozens of miles again, and he would arrive in Pingzhen, his mother's home was in Pingzhen, and he ran out for a year, and he didn't know what his family had become.

If you want to go back and take a look, in fact, it's okay, as long as the eloped girl marries well, she will have a face when she goes home, of course, her own home is really not worth it, although there is a father, but the act of selling the eldest girl to the creditor old man as a concubine, the general stepfather can't do it.

The crescent moon thought about it, I didn't know whether to go back to my parents' house, turned over and faced the sleeping Wuxin, she looked and looked, and finally exhaled from her nose, forget it, don't go back, the family has many eyes, and there is no kindness, so they can't let them judge Wuxin.

In the evening, the crescent moon wore an apron to fry and fry in the kitchen, unintentionally transported the tobacco leaves back to the room one by one, and then cut the tobacco leaves alone with a small basket, everyone was not idle, only Gu Daren was lying on the kang like an uncle, pillowing his hands and facing the sky, he cocked Erlang's legs, smacked his lips and shouted: "Crescent moon, pour me a glass of water!"

The lettuce in the kitchen had just come out of the pot, and with a "snort" sound, the crescent moon vaguely replied, and I didn't know what the answer was, Gu Dakou waited dryly for a long time, and he didn't wait for a fart, so he opened his mouth again: "Wuxin, pour me a glass of water, I'm thirsty." ”

Wuxin didn't say anything, got up and brought a cup of cold tea to the side of the kang, Master Gu sat up dizzily, and after drinking tea, he said, "You bring the cigarette pouch, I will smoke the bag of cigarettes to lift my spirit." ”

Unintentionally put the teacup back in place, and sure enough, he found the cigarette pouch again, filled the tobacco leaves and lit the fire, he sat on the kang against the wall, and took a puff by himself, Lord Gu saw that he was very comfortable spitting out clouds, and couldn't help but cross his legs and pat his knees: "Hey, I want to smoke, not for you to smoke." ”

Unintentionally hiding behind the smoke, he replied confidently: "But I didn't say I wanted to serve you!"

Master Gu shook his head: "Then I want to smoke it now, what should I do?"

Wuxin waved his hand: "You have cigarettes in the house, take them yourself!"

Master Gu raised his hand and pointed at him: "Old immortal, I can see it, you can be hard on the woman, you are cheap in front of the crescent moon, you are boundless, you can't wait to wag your tail and lick your ass for others; ”

Unintentionally guarding a basket of crushed tobacco leaves, after smoking a bag and then filling another bag, he nodded thoughtfully, and he smiled at Master Gu: "Yes, I am indeed such a person." ”

Master Gu crawled over on all fours and snatched the small cigarette pouch: "Heavy color and light friend, what a thing!"

I didn't want to listen to this comment, but I smiled happily: "Heavy color and light friends?"

Master Gu took a puff of his cigarette and looked at him inexplicably: "What are you beautiful?

At this time, Ye Xiang came in, and when he heard Master Gu's words, he said with a smile: "What you said to him is to praise him, this little old man values friends and women the most." ”

Master Gu didn't understand Ye Xiang's words: "What do you mean?"