On the way back to base

"Okay, okay, you curse (Zhou) to go, it's okay, we don't have any money. Qin Shou looked crooked, glanced at the little old man, turned around and left.

"Wait a minute, wait" The little old man actually showed the rare flexibility of the elderly, he quickly kicked his feet, and ran behind Qin Shou, and grabbed the copper jar containing raw noodles in Qin Shou's back all the time.

"And say that there is no money, isn't this money?" the little old man clutched the copper jar tightly, as if it was afraid that it would fly away if it said it would fly away.

"This?" Qin Shou was angry: "Isn't this just an ordinary copper jar? How did it become money? Could it be that I have been walking with money on my back all along?"

"I tell you, you don't understand. The little old man looked impatient and impatient, and as he spoke, he put his hand into his pocket, and seemed to take out a copper coin from his pocket with great force, and the word 10 was engraved on it.

The little old man looked very reluctant, and held the 10 coins tightly and said to Qin Shou: "Give you 10 coins, yes, it's already a lot, give ......"

"Yo roar" Qin Shou laughed and said happily: "A lot, a lot, hehe." I didn't expect that I was so old, and there were still people who gave New Year's money, 10 yuan, after all, it is also money, come, bring it, Qin Xiaona. ”

As Qin Shou spoke, he stretched out his hand towards the little old man......

"What are you doing?" the little old man retracted his hand holding 10 cents as if he was being burned, and said in horror: "You, what do you mean?"

"What do you mean?" Qin Shou was puzzled, "Aren't you going to give me 10 yuan?" I'm not too little, take it, don't you? Don't you want to regret it?"

"Don't you regret it," the little old man stomped his feet and said, "I'm almost going to commit suicide by jumping off the building, and I want to take 10 yuan from my pocket for nothing, what do you think?"

"Do you want to give it? Don't give it, why are you TMTM, full of vulgar words, you have to get it, in fact, I don't really want your 10 yuan, it's useless to ask for it. Since you don't want to give. Then pull it down, I'm also very busy, gotta gotcha, in vain. ”

Qin Shou said that he was going to leave again.

"You wait a minute," the little old man is fine now. actually hugged Qin Shou's copper jar. The little old man was not only holding the copper jar. I couldn't stop kissing, licking, and rubbing my face against the copper jar. It seems to be the extreme of love, the hatred of nothing, and the eagerness to have.

"What are you doing, let go of ......" Bai Yu couldn't look at it anymore, and stepped forward and kicked the little old man......

Although the little old man was kicked by Bai Yu, he still clung to Qin Shou's copper jar as always.

"You let go" Shabi also stepped forward to help: "If you don't let go again, I will break both of your arms and make you completely crippled, hurry up, let go." ”

"Don't drop" The little old man still hugged the copper jar tightly: "What can I do if my arm is broken, hmph, I can take my arm and sell it, at least for a few dollars, if you have the ability, you can come, come, pull my arm." ”

"You?" Shabi was speechless.

"MD, are you still out of line?" Leng Feng, Leng Chao, Bai Ling, Bai Shi, Leng Zhong, and other young generals surrounded together: "You let go, otherwise, I will ......"

"Kill you with thunder" cold front.

"Kill you with the wind" Leng Chao.

"Entangle you with vines" Leng Zhong.

"Drown you with water" Bai Ling, Bai Shi.

"Cut you to death and make fertilizer for the trees. "Morse, Yusheng.

And......

"What are you doing?woo~~~" The little old man cried......

"Tell you, it's a crime to bully rich people, why don't you look at the face of money and treat me gently?

The little old man cried movingly, but he just didn't let go of his hands holding the copper jar.

"You too" Leng Wuya looked at the old man and was really angry, so he stepped forward and persuaded: "You are so old, and you are still so unproductive, why are you holding other people's copper jars? ”

"If you don't pay attention to it, you can ignore it, as long as you have money. The little old man wiped away his tears, stared at Leng Wuya and began to theorize again: "Who said to give him 10 yuan, 10 yuan, 10 yuan is not a decimal number, how can I give it to him easily, I love money like life, you don't know." ”

"Fart" Leng Wuya couldn't help but say angrily: "We just met, and no one knows anyone about each other, how can we know that you are so greedy for money?"

"Yes, yes, what's your last name? What is your name? What is your origin? Where do you work? We don't know anything, so you can introduce yourself. Bai Yu coaxed on the side.

"Wow," the little old man laughed at himself and said, "I'm such a big person, dare you not know wow?"

"Oh~~~~~" Leng Zhong pretended to be amazed, looked at the little old man carefully, and then said quite seriously: "When you say this, I think of it, you are not the one who is famous in the ancient and modern times, resounding in the universe, proudly in the world, known to women and children, well, yes, very famous? That's it, yes, that's right......"

Leng Zhong nodded with great certainty.

"Yes, yes, the one you are talking about, it's me, I'll just say, it's impossible, no one knows me, look at it, this ......" Before the little old man's words fell, Leng Zhong's voice came: "Wait, I'm taking a closer look at you......"

Leng Zhong stared at the old man carefully again for a long time, and finally said: "When I first watched it, it was really a bit like it, but now the more I look at it, the more I look at it, the more I look at it, I'm sorry, you're not the person I said, well, I guess you don't even have a little toe cover on his toe, it's better." ”

"You?" The little old man was obviously angry, he glared at Leng Zhong fiercely, turned around and shouted at the young generals: "Do you know or not, who is my old man?"

"Ahh I don't know, I really don't know. The young generals replied in unison.

"I'm so famous, so thunderous, so bright, so bright, so so, you guys, don't you know?"

The little old man asked.

"We really don't know," the young generals replied again.

"By the way, I think of another one. Leng Zhong leaned in again.

"Get out of the way" The little old man no longer accepted the flicker, and pushed Leng Zhong aside, although it was his arms that let go of Qin Shou's copper jar, his right hand was still reluctantly grasping the copper jar.

"Don't waste your time. Time is money. The little old man was emotional.

"For the sake of time is money. I'm going to get straight to the point, and I'm going to say a lot of things, including who my old man is, where is my old man from, and why is my old man famous? Why, because I don't want to waste any more time. Wasting time equals wasting money. Time and money are equated drops. I don't know who said it, it doesn't matter who said it, the important thing is that it was said. As soon as these words are spoken, that is to say, as soon as they come out, I can no longer waste any more time, I will gossip and talk nonsense, until I get to the point, and I will tell you who I am, where I come from, and why am I so famous? Time doesn't wait, time waits for no one, what a cruel reality, time equals money, I love money as life, so, ah, anyway, I don't want to waste money, corruption and waste is a great crime, so well, we can save money, saving time is equivalent to saving money, why do you say that? Because the time saved can be used to make money, you say, yes, yes, yes, silent is acquiescence, none of you make a sound, it is equivalent to acquiescence, since acquiescence is to say, I am right, since I am right, then please listen well, let's hurry up, race against time, race against money, rely on, what is there to race against money? Race against time, how about it? I ...... it."

"You're too TM too wordy" Leng Wuya said angrily: "Time, you haven't saved a second, what about money? You just save a mere 10 yuan that you want to give Qin Shou but didn't give." ”

base

They were noisy in the house, but the two pairs outside were not so lively, Li Lao Er Li Can was embarrassed to run out at first, Yuqing followed in the consequence, he never had the consciousness of finding someone to be a Taoist couple, so he didn't know what to say or what to do.

After thinking for a long time, he said: "Xiaocan, don't run away!"

Li Can replied: "I didn't let you follow!"

Yuqing didn't know what to do when he heard it, people didn't let him follow, did he go, or stay? But fortunately, he really fell in love with Li Lao'er, and really moved his heart to Li Can, who had only met once, so as long as he had a heart, then everything would be easy to do, and he walked over without a teacher, knowing that he had to say something, and he had to coax the little daughter-in-law who ran out of the house.

If he didn't make his daughter-in-law happy, he wouldn't think about it, he wouldn't think that the old man Li in the house would give up his grandson to him as a daughter-in-law because he was afraid of it, and now they are a little relieved, or because he and his senior brother are very good people at first glance.

And the strength is strong, it is sincere to marry the second child of the Li family, they just gave themselves and their senior brother a chance, if they don't grasp it well, coax their daughter-in-law well, then there will be no place to cry, they are also hundreds of years old, but there is a person in the picture, and they don't want to give up.

As soon as Li Lao Er ran out, he wanted to cry, his face was even redder, what was wrong with him, how could he run out, his current behavior is a bit like the heroine in the small movie he watched when he was fine, as soon as he encountered something, he ran out of the house and let the male protagonist chase after him.

How did he do such a damn thing, and he ran out alone, it's not too embarrassing, but what are you Yuqing doing with you, do you have to remind everyone of a small movie? But no matter what, run out yourself, just run away, don't let those old people peek at him upstairs.

Li Can is not at ease, the old ones upstairs they have done everything, if it weren't for them, he and his hundred and ten brothers were only born for a month, how could they have the idea of looking for a daughter-in-law, isn't it because they started to mess with the mandarin duck spectrum when the little brother was still in the form of a beast!

But the next one ran out of the sight of the people upstairs, Li Can stopped, Yuqing also stopped, and stepped forward: "Are you tired?"

Li Can shook his head, he actually still wanted to be arrogant, but Yuqing was a great immortal who had practiced in the heavenly realm for a hundred years, and he had a certain style and bones when he spoke and did things, and his temperament was pure, so people couldn't ignore his existence, so Li Can wanted to ignore Yuqing's plan to fail.

Although Li Can shook his head, he was really tired, just now because he was afraid that Yuqing and the two of them would make trouble with their grandfather, he hurried back in a hurry, and only came back, the chair was not yet hot, and because he wanted to settle the matter of the double monks, he ran out of the house, because Yuqing had been following him, and he ran as hard as he could.

Li Can found a stone and sat down, Yuqing stood beside him for a while, seeing that Li Can didn't drive people, he was happy, and he also sat down by the stone, he wanted to talk to Li Can well, if he was standing, it would seem a little high, looking down.

Yuqing didn't want to do this, he wanted to have an equal relationship with his double cultivators, so he chose to sit down and look at Li Can at eye level. Li Can also has a lot to say to him, but he doesn't know how to open his mouth, no matter how much inheritance he inherits from his mind, but he is still a child who has just completed the moon.

Just like Zhao Kuo of Zhao Guo, he just talks on paper, and the relevant information about getting along with his lover has gone through it in his mind, but he doesn't know which one is easy to use, fortunately, Xiaosi is a good example, so that he knows a little bit about this aspect of things, and he also understands some skin.

Yuqing looked at Li Can: "Xiaocan, I have practiced for hundreds of years, and I never thought that I would one day like someone, and I wanted to form a double monk with him, until I saw you, and suddenly I had this idea, I think I want to give it a try, whether you like me now or not, I will make you like me in the future." I've never thought about this before, so I don't know how to say anything, don't mind. ”

Li Can's eyes widened when he heard this: "You still can't speak, these words you say are better than the love words Xiaowen said, what do I have to mind, I have to learn more from you, and then teach my fourth brother who is married, let him study hard and please Xiaowen." ”

When Yuqing heard this, he couldn't get off the stage, and knew in his heart that Li Can was blocking him, Li Can really did it on purpose, who let Yuqing start to confess as soon as he opened his mouth, Li Can couldn't accept it, what kind of person is this, hundreds of years old goblins, do they all talk like this?

I remember that when Xiaosi and Xiaowen were together, he didn't confess directly at the beginning, what's wrong with him, he has been practicing for a long time, and his Taoism is high? Yuqing now knows that he is a fast mouth, and he just caught up with his daughter-in-law, but as a result, his daughter-in-law was angry with one mouth, and his heart was also quite troublesome. (To be continued.) )