There was a tribal woman riding a white elephant to chase Lu Village, Lu Village ran in panic, although the speed of the white elephant was not slow, but it was huge, Lu Village ran into the woods, trying to avoid the open area. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info he ran into the cold forest, there was a narrow distance between the trees, and the elephant ran out of tricks. The woman on the back of the elephant threw her spear in the direction of Lu Village's run, and the sharp head of the spear was stuck in the trunk of a tree. Lu Cun was really lucky, he ran fast and was not tied by a woman, if he was tied by her, Lu Cun would have died. The woman on the back of the elephant had a worried expression, although she didn't understand the language with Lu Village, she seemed to be friends with Lu Village, just now she threw out a spear and stuck it on a tree, with her skills, just now, she could have killed Lu Village.

The trees are so tall, the air is so cold, the more Lu Cun runs forward, the more he feels that there is cold humidity around his body, this is a wet and cold, damp and cold environment, Lu Cun has a feeling of dying soon.

But he came across a village, this village is not big, it is in the forest, in the village, it is really cold, so there are few people on the road. Lu Cun went deep into the forest, and actually arrived at such a village, where there is human life, and he felt that going deep into the forest is going deep into life, and going deep into life can give people happiness.

Lu Cun was hungry and cold, he was cold, he longed for 10,000 quilts to cover his body, he was hungry, and when he saw people on the road, he had plans to eat people.

Finally, he rented a room next to it, the room was not heated, the things in it were piled up messily, Lu Cun didn't eat, so he cleaned up the room in the room, and in the morning, he cleaned up this room, and the garbage was cleaned out, whether there was garbage under the bed, Lu Cun didn't care too much, even if there were cans or something underneath, he didn't care, he didn't have the strength to reach the things under the bed. The room was almost cleaned up, and he found this village, and Sun Ma mentioned it to him, at that time, Sun Ma was chasing and killing some things by the tribesmen, and his things were thrown in the woods and ran away lightly. The grandmother, I don't know what regulations of the tribe I violated, were hunted down and killed by the tribe.

Lu Cun got up, walked out of the house, and went to the woods, and found the things that Sun Milk had thrown away, including pots, jars, chopping boards, kitchen knives, and cooking tools.

Lu Cun returned to the room with these tools. He went to the vegetable market outside and bought a little big spinach, a little small spinach, ten eggs, a bottle of vinegar, and three steamed buns. The bottle of vinegar that Lu Cun bought, five yuan, he opened the vinegar cap, and he smelled a smell of vinegar, he suddenly felt that the vinegar smelled so good, so he put it on his nose and smelled it.

During college, Lu Cun listened to a female teacher sigh on the podium, saying that life is very vulgar, most of the time it is very vulgar, and she can't escape without firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, she is a little helpless, and even a little bored.

At this time, Lu Village, especially want to refute the female teacher, the female teacher, lamented that life always has to face firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, in fact, these things are very interesting, many people think that these things are very vulgar, in fact, Ya is in the vulgar, this is the same as eggs, Ya is the egg yolk, vulgar is the egg white, and the vulgar is the egg skin.

From this bottle of vinegar, Lu Cun smelled Ya, this kind of thing in life, and suddenly, gave Lu Cun such a great pleasure. And those who lament that life is inseparable from soy sauce and vinegar tea are a self-righteous and self-righteous big fool, they don't know that elegance is in the vulgar, they may not feel the taste of vinegar in detail, they will not pick up the vinegar bottle and smell it, although they eat several bowls of rice a day, and a lot of vinegar may be put in the rice. They have eaten a lot, neglected a lot, and missed out on a lot of fun.

Now Lu Village doesn't dare to run far, and he doesn't dare to run around, and now that tribe is probably chasing and killing Lu Village everywhere. In many tribes, there are animals that they worship, some worship chickens, some worship ducks, some worship dogs, and some worship sheep. And Lu Cun took away the dog of that tribe, the dog is what they worship, and the dog that Lu Cun took away is their "national treasure". Lu Cun violated their rules, and they wanted to kill Lu Cun.

Lu Cun knew that he had offended that tribe, he was a little afraid, although he had a gun, but he was facing a tribe, I don't know how many people there were, in short, a group of people, outnumbered, this truth, Lu Cun knows.

Lu Cun suddenly missed his college days, drinking coffee in a café, playing basketball on the basketball court, chatting with girls, and talking about the future with boys. And that all seemed too far away, and he didn't seem to be able to go back to that time.

In the cold weather, Lu Cun was terrified, afraid that the woman would come to the door on a white elephant, and that the tribe would send many people to hunt him down. If the tribe is willing to forgive him, he is willing to return the puppy and apologize to the tribe ten thousand.

The puppy on the bed is very cute. Lu Cun just ate and used ten small spinach, three large spinach, and one egg to make spinach egg soup. When Lu Cun was eating and cooking just now, the puppy was watching from the side, and when Lu Cun was eating, he was also watching from the side.

Lu Village bought spinach for five cents, and this piece of spinach for five cents, including big spinach and small spinach, this piece of spinach for five cents looks like it can be eaten several times. In fact, Lu Cun has long known that it is much cheaper to buy vegetables and cook by himself than to eat in a restaurant outside. In the restaurant outside, a few dishes can cost a few yuan, or even a dozen yuan, while cooking by yourself, a five-cent dish can be eaten several times, and two yuan can buy a small pile of vegetables.

When he bought steamed buns just now, the steamed buns cost six cents a piece, and he couldn't pay with his mobile phone, and it happened that he had an old dollar in his pocket, and when he was cleaning up the room, there were about eight cents of steel coins on the windowsill, which added up to buy three steamed buns. He thought that in the future, when he walked, he would pick up a dime on the side of the road and buy steamed buns.

Not only is the air cold in this village, but the water in the tap is also unusually cold. Lu Village has encountered ice cold water twice, once in a park, there is a handwashing station in the toilet in that park, and the water flowing out of the faucet of the handwashing station is very cold, and the hand catches the water, and it is the first time. The second time he encountered ice-cold water, Lu Cun didn't understand where this water came from, it would be so cold, icy and biting tap water, Lu Cun had encountered these two times.

Whether it is cold water, or a piece of spinach, whether it is a small room, or the cute puppy next to it, it is the product of Lu Cun's deep life, Lu Cun feels that many university teachers are not deep enough into life, they give people a feeling of being far away from the crowd, but they always have to make a look that they know the crowd very well. Lu Cun feels that the world that many university teachers know is the world in books and the world in the news, and what is truly colorful is the current world and the real world, and if you want to fully understand the current world, you can only travel thousands of miles and go to many places to see.

The one that Lu Cun bought was an orange, there were a few oranges, not good, there was even an orange with a hole on it, Lu Cun judged that it might be because the weather was too cold, and the orange was broken. Lu Cun hurriedly ate a few, and he kept four, planning to make fruit soup at night to eat. There is still a steamed bun left over for lunch, which can be eaten with fruit soup in the evening.

The fruit soup planned by Lu Village is like this, four oranges are peeled and the oranges are disassembled. Wash the apples and cut them into small pieces. Peel the banana and cut it into small pieces. Bring a pot of water to a boil, put all these fruits in the boiling water, the water is boiled again, turn off the heat. Add the sugar. If you buy milk, add milk, pure milk, sour milk. If there are other fruits, you can add other fruits appropriately. This is the fruit soup of Lu Village.

He didn't want the woman riding the white elephant to come to the door, and he didn't want the fruit soup he ate at night to become a severed head.

Lu Cun doesn't have much money, and he needs to find a job to support himself. In this village, there are many shops selling urns and wreaths, and the door of the shop selling urns reads: Welcome.

Lu Cun walked into a store, asked if he wanted a clerk, and asked several, but there was no shortage of people.

Lu Village walked another kilometer, and saw a shop selling wreaths and shrouds, he walked in and met a middle-aged and elderly woman, this woman is the boss, this boss is not only the owner of the wreath shop, but also the owner of the foot massage shop next to it. The boss stayed in Lu Village, and Lu Village could help her with some work.

In the wreath shop, Lu Cun sat next to many urns, sat for an hour, and no one came, the business of this wreath shop is so bad. Lu Cun was thinking, when would the business of this wreath shop be prosperous, and then his salary would be higher.

A woman came in, wearing a short pink skirt and black stockings, and asked, "Where's the boss?"

"I don't know. Lu Cun replied.

This woman, with a beautiful appearance, is a technician at the foot massage shop next to her. This foot massage shop and wreath shop is a boss, Lu Cun didn't know what was going on with this technician, so he asked him what was wrong.

The technician's name was Lulu, and Lulu said that there was a customer, who turned out to be a girl, who had sex reassignment surgery and became a boy. The boy came to the pedicure for a massage, but the "prosthesis" he installed fell off shortly after the operation. Lulu doesn't know what to do with it and wants to ask her boss how to deal with it.

Lu Cun asked, do you mean how to deal with "prosthetics", or how to deal with this matter?

Lulu said, how to deal with this matter?

Lu Cun said, send him to the hospital.

Lu Cun went out, supported the guest with the technician, and sent the guest to an online car-hailing car. Lulu looked back at Lu Cun and said embarrassedly, thank you. Lu Cun said, you're welcome, it's cold outside, let's go back to the house.