Chapter Twenty-Nine: Soap Slippery

"That's the way it is. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info"After returning home, Tong Jianjun told Tong Xinyi about what happened recently, such as encountering a vicious dog when he went home, being forced to awaken by the dog, and becoming a temporary worker in the relevant department.

Tong Xinyi frowned, sighed, and said in an elder tone: "I thought that the Tong family could have a child who could spend the rest of his life normally, but I didn't expect that even you would be involved in these things." ”

Knocked on the chestnut casually, this guy will almost forget that he is the eldest of the Tong family if he doesn't knock it! This deputy elder sighs at the unfortunate situation of the family! Shouldn't it be his own old brother who sighs!

"What are you doing!" Tong Xinyi glared at Tong Jianjun with a charming look, although it was just an ordinary stare for him, but with such a face that captivated the country and the city, no matter how casual his movements were, it is estimated that they are all amorous in the eyes of outsiders.

"Just recalling the familiar feel, this crisp sound is really nostalgic. Tong Jianjun rubbed his curled fingers, raised his hand and was about to knock it again, but found that Tong Xinyi had already avoided it with his head in his arms, "I'm done, I should explain to you, what is your situation, right? It seems that not only is your mother's persecution, but your own heart is also eager to become a girl, tsk." ”

"Who would aspire to be a girl!Only a guy like you who can't be a girl after living for twenty-four years will awaken this ability to manifest a girl!" Tong Xinyi glanced at Yu Dao, a machine spirit girl sitting next to Tong Jianjun.

"Actually. Tong Jianjun thought of what the fraud said that night, "My ability should be regarded as self-deception." ”

"It's a bit self-defeating. Tong Xinyi looked at Tong Jianjun with pity, "Okay, don't hurt each other." Now that you've stepped into this circle, I should explain something to you. ”

"Don't always speak in a tone of elders and juniors, I'm your brother, ten years older than you!"

Four years ago, when Tong Xinyi first came to the UK with her parents, the children were not poisoned by their strange brothers in the primary school they transferred to, nor did they have the urge to pick up girls early. There is a clear dividing line between the boys and girls, and everyone plays their own game. And Tong Xinyi is very embarrassed, although he really wants to mingle with the young ladies in the UK, but he doesn't understand the language!

Lao Tong's family has always had no talent for languages, for example, a certain brother who is ten years older than him has only passed English level 4 in his junior year, and he doesn't know anything about level 6. God knows how his father Tong Qianghua, who can't even speak English, thought of going to the UK to develop his business? How does his father mix in the UK, Tong Jianjun doesn't know, anyway, his 1,500 living expenses have not risen or fallen for four years, and it is estimated that he has not lost money.

Tong Xinyi, who is only in elementary school, will not pay attention to these things, but while listening to the teacher reciting foreign scriptures during the day, he has to go to the language school at night, and his life is more tiring than in China.

Then, on a dark and windy night, several homeless people stared at Tong Xinyi, who was going to the language school, and blocked him in an uninhabited alley. In British primary schools, Xinyi didn't understand other subjects, but he still learned a lot of physiology education classes. He didn't read the novels that his brother Tong Jianjun threw at home, and looking at the lewd posture of those homeless people, Tong Xinyi thought of some bad things. Tong Xinyi, who is not proficient in English, relied on a few words in his mind to combine them into one sentence: "I'm'a'boy!" As a result, the homeless men became even more excited, muttering 'perfect' or something like that, and gradually approached Tong Xinyi.

Seeing that his chrysanthemum was about to be lost, Tong Xinyi was anxious for a while, but there was nothing she could do, and no one came to help when she shouted loudly, which only fueled the arrogance of the homeless people, and stretched out a criminal hand to Tong Xinyi.

At this moment, a voice sounded in Tong Xinyi's head, asking him if he was willing to lose some in exchange for strength. Tong Xinyi thought that as long as she didn't lose her chrysanthemum, even if she became a woman, she immediately agreed.

After that, Tong Xinyi, who lost the ability of 'shelling', awakened his powerful shelling ability, and beat three scum homeless men to death in the invasion space caused by the awakening.

Dimensional Stability is not just domestic, every country has a similar department. In the UK, it is called D.S.B., formerly known as DimensionStability Bureau. At that time, a member was not far away, and he rushed to the invasion space in time, stopping the impulse of Tong Xinyi, who was angry, to really blow the three scum into scum.

John, a member of the DSB, did not find any dimensional beasts in the invasion space, and the space returned to normal shortly after. The research on the dimensional invasion is not so thorough, and Tong Xinyi's matter is recorded as a special example. In addition, John strongly invited Tong Xinyi to join DSB, and also gave a lot of benefits. Dimensional abilities are scarce resources in any country, although this beautiful little girl in front of her doesn't seem to be British, but who cares which country she belongs to, just fool me to the British Empire.

It's just that Tong Xinyi had just arrived in the UK at that time, and he couldn't understand what the uncle who seemed to be a government worker was talking about. After politely waiting for John to finish the sugar-coated cannonballs of capitalism, Tong Xinyi said to him that I don't understand English.

John was stupid at the time, the most difficult person in the world to persuade is not the stubborn person, but the person who does not understand the language, after all, no matter what you say, people can't understand it, and you persuade a fart. But if you don't understand it, you can still find someone who understands to persuade Tong Xinyi!

In this era, there is a remote communication tool called a mobile phone, John directly connected to the General Administration, and after learning Tong Xinyi's nationality, the General Administration immediately found a person who could speak Chinese to persuade Tong Xinyi.

However, Tong Xinyi really doesn't have a good impression of the UK, and he hasn't even made a friend, plus this happened again tonight, so he didn't have the slightest idea of immigrating to the UK, but just agreed to be a temporary worker for a period of time.

Naturally, the DSB agreed, and the evil capitalism would not give up any opportunity to squeeze surplus value, even if it was child labor. Tong Xinyi can be said to have experienced a hundred battles over the years. However, his dimensional ability will be a few points stronger every time he kills a dimensional beast, and although he is not very old, he can already defeat a dimensional beast below the B level alone, which can be regarded as the mainstay of DSB.

Tong Xinyi is going to return to China this time, and of course the DSB bosses don't want to let go of such a good thug, but He Nai Tong Xinyi signed a temporary worker contract and can leave it alone at any time. As for the use of strong, not to mention that no one has beaten Tong Xinyi except for some old guys, and his ability belongs to a super-large range of destructive ability, which will be a lot of fun if he is forced to fire a few shots in London. The most critical point is that Tong Xinyi has never immigrated so far, he is a serious Chinese, this kind of scarce talent wants to return to China but is blocked, our political axe will definitely not sit idly by.

If the hard one doesn't work, then the soft one, the high-level brain twitched, and decided to use the beautiful man trick on Tong Xinyi. In that high-level thinking, no matter whether Tong Xinyi is a man or a woman, it must be right to use a beautiful man's strategy, don't you usually have a lot of fun with a group of football players at school.

And the one who was sent to carry out the beautiful man plan was Geralt, although he didn't know it. It is said that the most ironclad relationship is not comrades-in-arms, so let Tong Xinyi team up with Geralt on the last mission. In the land of my great corrupt country, the comrade-in-arms will be sublimated again, isn't it hehehehe.

Soapy and slippery, Tong Xinyi didn't keep it, but Geralt ran away with his 'goddess'......