Chapter 5 Return to the alma mater
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After coming out of the bureau office, Tong Jianjun said to Li Jiahui on the side.
Li Jiahui rolled his eyes at Tong Jianjun and said, "The one you signed is the most awesome contract in our department, I really don't know how the bureau even took out such a big killer weapon for you to use." ”
"It's a pity that there is no salary. Tong Jianjun pursed his lips, typical of getting cheap and being obedient, "Now you can tell me about what kind of turtle the dimensional invasion is, right? Lao Tzu has lived for twenty-four years, and he has never met it, but you just ran into it when you came home from a with me last night." ”
"As the name suggests, we have been invaded by another dimension. ”
The cause of the dimensional invasion was not known until the rapid development of modern high-energy physics, in layman's terms, that is, one of the dimensional axes of the earth and another dimension is stuck, and the miscellaneous things of the other dimension are idle, or they may be thrown to the earth with a confused face, and the space where it came has become a little strange due to the entanglement of the dimensional axis, and has become two mirror spaces.
One of them still exists on Earth and can be accessed by ordinary people, while the other is relatively independent, with only people in the β band being able to enter except for those who were trapped in the first place. Although it is divided into two pieces, if something changes in one of them, the other will tend to be the same. For example, if the security door in independent space is gnawed by a fanged vicious dog, the security door in Earth space will also become gnawed.
And the node of the independent space is the 'thing' that is thrown over, and the dimensional stability bureau calls it the 'dimensional alien beast', and the strength of the dimensional invasion depends on the strength of the dimensional alien beast. Destroy that dimensional beast, the two mirror spaces will be reduced to one, and those trapped in the independent space will be able to return to Earth. For some reason, the dimensional beasts have a strong desire to devour humans, and the reason for this is unknown as the dimensional beasts disappear after they are destroyed.
"There have been a lot of dimensional invasions throughout the ages, right? I don't think those dimensional beasts are very strong, ordinary people can kill them with a gun, and a fierce one with a kitchen knife, right? Why hasn't it been reported?" Tong Jianjun asked his question.
"That stupid dog you had last night was just the weaker one in the F-class, and the memories of ordinary people in the dimensional invasion space will not be preserved, and they will fall into a coma at the end of the dimensional invasion, just like having a dream that can't remember the contents, and the same is true for people in the β band before they wake up. In addition, there is an erosion barrier on the body of the dimensional beast, and it is difficult for conventional weapons to break through the defense, except for attacks that can be attached to the soul. ”
"ATField in EVA. Tong Jianjun complained.
“…… You can understand it this way, the principle of formation is different, but the effect is similar. E-level and D-level dimensional beasts are easy to deal with, basically some strange-looking ones that can only come up and scare, but they have an erosion barrier. C-level is a watershed, and the dimensional beasts above this will have some special abilities, just like you have dimensional abilities, those dimensional beasts will also have some strange dimensional abilities. B-level, A-level I haven't seen it, anyway, if you encounter it now, it's to deliver food, just run away. ”
"What if we don't deal with it in time? Isn't there any historical legacy or anything like that?"
"The two mirror spaces will still merge into one, but it is not people who come back, but dimensional beasts that can eat people. How do you think the myths and legends of ancient times came about?
"It's gone. ”
"Okay, put your sister away, and I'll take you to check your awakened body. ”
The machine spirit girl Yu has been quietly following behind Tong Jianjun, just like a shadow, Li Jiahui didn't say that Tong Jianjun had forgotten it. It's not for nothing that this guy didn't find a girlfriend.
As soon as his mind moved, Yu turned into green light and returned to Tong Jianjun's right hand.
"Awesome, Brother Jun, no wonder people say that the right hand is a girlfriend. Li Jiahui teased.
Tong Jianjun ignored this guy and pretended that he didn't hear it.
After a series of inspections of high-tech instruments, Li Jiahui looked at the results of the examination, and said in amazement: "I know the reason why you embody a girl all day but don't feel the consumption." See for yourself. ”
Tong Jianjun looked at the list, a bunch of professional terms couldn't be understood at all, and handed the list back: "I don't understand, explain it in human words." ”
“…… According to the above data, Brother Jun, the strength of your right arm is amazing, poof, is it worthy of being single for 24 years!"
"If you laugh at me again, I'll hit you with my right hand!" Tong Jianjun raised his right arm.
Li Jiahui suppressed his laughter and said: "In addition to your right arm, your physical fitness is also far beyond ordinary people, this should be a comprehensive strengthening effect of dimensional ability awakening, but your right arm is particularly strong, poof." Sorry, I'm actually specially trained, and I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it, poof!"
Tong Jianjun's forehead was bruised, and the Qinglong Glaive Knife instantly appeared in his right hand: "My single right hand terrier you TM have to play a few times to be enough!"
Li Jiahui immediately jumped out a few meters away, waved his hand and persuaded him to calm down: "The last time, it's really the last time!
After Tong Jianjun put away the three-meter big knife, Li Jiahui continued: "The total amount of your soul energy is not large, but the recovery speed is very fast, so your embodied sister is almost not consumed. In my opinion, things like the Soul Beam Cannon are actually very suitable for you, set the output, and you can shoot until the barrel overheats. ”
Tong Jianjun's eyes lit up when he heard it: "Then give me a dozen of those beam cannons!"
“…… Sorry not for that. Brother Jun calm down, put the knife away!"
It was the middle of August, and it was not far from the start of school. In particular, the promotion rate of key junior high schools such as Huahai Middle School is rising year by year, because of the rigor of its teaching style and the fact that there are far fewer holidays than ordinary schools.
The summer vacation starts with a three-week semester (first) and a two-week semester (second) before the start of school......
The small semester (next) will start in a few days, and Tong Jianjun feels that he should go to the school to report first, say hello to the leaders, and contact the feelings. By the way, I went to visit my former teachers.
According to the bureau, he just needs to go to work as usual, teach and educate people, and cultivate the next generation of the motherland. In case of emergency, you will be notified by mobile phone. For this reason, he also sent Tong Jianjun a mobile phone, which is very similar to the one that Li Jiahui used to take pictures of him, which can be used as a lighter, can open bottle caps, super long standby for 60 days, charge for five minutes, beat people for two hours, and have endless phone bills, the only requirement is to keep it on.
Huahai Middle School is located in the suburbs of Muqiao City, after all, it is a private school, it is impossible to build in the center of the city where every inch of land is valuable, the suburbs are cheap, and there is no need to carry out demolition for expansion, so it is naturally the best choice.
In fact, what makes Tong Jianjun happiest is that this school is not far from his home, and it will be convenient to commute to work in the future.
The eldest brother of the guard of the security department, Huang Jinrong, still remembered Tong Jianjun. This kid didn't like to lock the car when he was in junior high school, and one of the guards' jobs was to check whether the students' cars were locked. Tong Jianjun is naturally a frequent visitor to the security department, and he will come several times a week. After coming and going, I got acquainted with the big brother of the doorman, Huang Jinrong directly said to Tong Jianjun that your car will be parked directly in the security office in the future, and it will be troublesome for me to push your car every day. Since then, Tong Jianjun's second-hand bicycle has an exclusive parking space.
"Is the child coming to visit the teacher? it will be a few days before school starts, and the teachers have not yet arrived. Huang Jinrong beckoned to Tong Jianjun, "Park the car in your special seat, come to me and sit down, I haven't seen you for seven or eight years, your kid is still that decrepit, and he doesn't look energetic in a suit, I guess your kid hasn't found a girlfriend yet." ”
Tong Jianjun was dressed in a formal suit, thinking that he was going to the political axe department to meet the big guy, and it was always a little embarrassing to wear casual clothes, but he just tidied up and passed without changing his clothes. As a result, the bureau didn't dislike it, but the doorman brother talked about it, and his words poked at the sore spot of a single dog so far.
With an embarrassed smile, Tong Jianjun turned around and looked at the Yu girl who was quietly following behind him, what a good girl, someone's heart is starting to come alive, it's not impossible for us to produce and sell ourselves......
Parking the car under the pine tree next to the security office, Tong Jianjun walked into the security office and chatted with Huang Jinrong.
Time is a ruthless pig-killing knife, Huang Jinrong has changed from a spiritual guy in his early twenties to a current uncle, perhaps because he stays up late all year round, and he has gray hair. The only thing that remained unchanged was his sullen heart, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he chatted with Tong Jianjun about the new female teacher who was particularly good-looking, and which class had the best quality of the little girls.
"Brother, my children are five years old this year, what about you, Xiaotong? How many girls have you soaked in college, what kind of work are you doing now?" Huang Jinrong took out two oranges from the box and handed one to Tong Jianjun, "My own oranges taste good." ”
After saying thank you and taking the orange, Tong Jianjun said while peeling it: "I studied hard in college, just to find a good job, and I didn't talk about a girlfriend." Speaking of this, Tong Jianjun's face turned red, but he quickly recovered, "No, I'm here to be a teacher in this school." ”
Huang Jinrong patted his thigh and said that it was a pity, although he didn't go to college, but it was a pity that he didn't have a girl when he read the novel. However, he quickly pimped Tong Jianjun: "The new beautiful teacher I told you about seems to be single, and my brother records her daily schedule." My brother is now a family man, and I will teach it to you now. As he spoke, he picked up a booklet from the table, opened it and looked for it, tore off one and handed it to Tong Jianjun.
Brother, you are so stable, you know that you have a family and you still pay so much attention to other beautiful teachers......!
"Brother, you are really a model for my generation!" Tong Jianjun took the note with both hands without hesitation, folded it carefully, and put it in the inner pocket of his jacket. I felt some fluctuations through my body, with a strange touch that penetrated deep into my bone marrow.
Huang Jinrong seemed to have completed a sacred inheritance, and the sun shone on his face, full of solemn brilliance.
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, Huang Jinrong said: "By the way, our school has built a new teaching building in the past two years, and it will be put into use this semester." However, the original old building can still be used, and a few students went there for self-study this afternoon, and I don't know if it will be demolished in the future. ”
“BOOM!”
As soon as the words fell, a loud noise came out of nowhere, and even the chair shook a little.
", is this going to blow up the building? Doesn't it mean that there are still a few students studying there?" Tong Jianjun was taken aback.
But the loud noises continued to be heard, like missile bombardment, and there was a magical rhythm.
Huang Jinrong covered his ears with one hand and pointed to Tong Jianjun's pocket with the other.
Tong Jianjun hurriedly took out of it, and the blue brick-shaped mobile phone was constantly making a loud noise of missile bombardment, and it didn't stop until Tong Jianjun pressed the answer button.
"Your ringtone is really terrifying, the nuclear explosion divine comedy that those junior high school students said is simply weak, you are the real nuclear explosion divine comedy. Huang Jinrong gave Tong Jianjun a thumbs up.
As soon as I put the mobile phone to my ear, I heard the voice of the bureau: "Emergency! coordinates x13547, y10654, satellite images show that it is in the old teaching building of Huahai Middle School, there is a dimensional invasion, the intensity is F-level, Commissioner Tong Jianjun, you should be nearby, go and deal with it quickly! Strive not to have any casualties!"
"Yes!"
"Brother Rong, I'll go to the old teaching building first!"
Tong Jianjun stood up and ran towards the old teaching building, running quickly and bringing up a cloud of smoke and dust.
"I'll just ......" Before Huang Jinrong finished speaking, Tong Jianjun had already run away, "Don't go." ”
"This kid is so anxious. Huang Jinrong shook his head, sat back and looked at the school gate, "The old school building will not be blown up by your mobile phone ringtone, and your electric car is unlocked!