503 The man who planned this incident was a genius
"......" I sent a string of ellipses.
Huang Jie said: I have a thousand for you to come, but you don't come.
I said I don't care, you have to teach me when you learn it. Huang Jie said yes, mainly because the tools are not easy to pay. He hadn't recognized the monkey's pile of disguise tools, the key was that it was particularly troublesome, and he watched the monkey put on makeup in the bathroom of the Internet café for two hours.
I chatted with Huang Jie for a while, and suddenly found that the monkey had not spoken for a long time. Huang Jie said that the monkey had already gone downstairs, got up and landed, and left. I said okay, I'll go to dinner, Huang Jie said to give him a copy too, I said, you are still in the Internet café, and it will be cold when you come back. Huang Jie said no. Guaranteed arrival within five minutes.
Sure enough, when I hit the meal, Huang Jie ran back, and the praise of gasping was so great that his lungs were about to pop out. I said as for you, Huang Jie said as for it, as soon as I thought of being able to eat free food. There is an inexhaustible energy in the body.
I am happy, very happy, and I hope that even if Huang Jie becomes a billionaire with a net worth of millions or tens of millions in the future, he can maintain his current mentality.
We chatted while eating. I said in your opinion, what is the probability of the monkey's success this time? Huang Jie said that it is not small, the monkey has really prepared this time, in order to prevent being discovered by Lu Li, he has prepared three outfits on the road. You can print it out and continue to play at a fixed point. I said awesome, such as awesome, the fourth generation of black is different, as soon as he compares to us, he will graduate from kindergarten. Huang Jie said while eating: The point is, you don't know how many of his unique skills have not been revealed.
I smiled and said monkeys, there are at least seventy-two imprints.
"I really want to learn everything. Huang Jie said enviously. Rest and miscellaneous carrying.
During the self-study last night, Gu Yao suddenly sent me a message, asking me to come out and meet under the teaching building. I thought she had some news, so I immediately ran out of the classroom and downstairs. Gu Yao was really waiting for me downstairs, so I leaned over and asked what was the matter?
Gu Yao said, I can't look for you if it's okay? I was stunned for a moment and said of course not. Gu Yao said no, let's go. I couldn't figure out what Gu Yao meant. But still obediently picked up her and left.
As I walked, I found that I was walking towards the school gate, and I said that we were going outside? Gu Yao said yes, the eleventh middle school is Lu Li's eyeliner, and after going out, it will be much freer. When I heard this, my heart suddenly pounded, and I felt like I had touched something, but I didn't know what was wrong.
After leaving the school, Gu Yao and I walked along the road outside. I thought Gu Yao had something to say to me, but she didn't say anything, just walked silently. She doesn't speak. I didn't speak, and I didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd. After walking more than a kilometer forward, Gu Yao suddenly said let's go back, I said okay, so the two of us went back again. On the way back, I was still silent, and I didn't say a word, and I felt a little dazed.
When she came to the school gate, Gu Yao suddenly stopped.
"It's okay, I'm just bored, so I'm looking for you to walk with me. ”
"Oh...... "I don't know what to say."
"Thank you. Gu Yao smiled and walked into the school.
…… What is the reason for this, I was taken out of the night by a thousand people, and I walked back and forth for at least three kilometers, and nothing happened in the end?
After evening self-study, Huang Jie and I went back to the dormitory together.
I used to go back to the dormitory, although there were not many of us, but it was also lively, and now Zheng Wu went to Datong, Ma Jie was hospitalized, and the monkey and Lu Li left together, leaving us two still a little lonely. Walking on the road, I also asked Huang Jie: Do you think the monkey can make it tonight? Huang Jie said that who knows, this thing can't be said. I said again, I don't know when the monkey will come back tonight, will he come back with Lu Li?
As I said this, I pushed the door of our dormitory open, and I was so happy to see that the monkey was lying on the bed and sleeping.
"Ahh
I yelled, rushed to the monkey and choked him.
"What are you doing...... monkey was awakened by me, and in a daze, he fought with me.
Ten minutes later, we were sitting in a huddle.
"When did you come back?" I asked, looking at the monkey like a prisoner.
"Came back early. The monkey replied like a prisoner.
"Be specific!"
"One...... A little time ago. The monkey looked at me tremblingly: "I also saw you and Gu Yao shopping, so I didn't dare to disturb you." But don't worry, I won't sue Wang Yao, as long as you pay me a hush money. ”
“…… What about Lu Li? How's the whereabouts? Tell me about it. ”
"Failed. The monkey sighed.
My heart was cold.
In fact, it cannot be said to be a complete failure. If the first time the trail started, the progress was only 20 out of 100, then this time it is actually 80 out of 100. This time, the monkey got up Lu Li's second street, took a taxi, and led him to the bottom of a building.
The building has more than 30 floors, which is neither high nor low, nor as new nor as old. Buildings like this are inconspicuous in the bustling North Street, and there are at least twenty or thirty of them. After Lu Li walked into the mansion, the monkey immediately got up. Standing under the elevator, the monkey observes the number of floors Lu Li has reached.
Thirteen floors.
So he got up too.
When he reached the thirteenth floor, the elevator door opened, and the door was guarded, and he immediately came up and questioned who the monkey was.
The monkey's eyes flickered, and he saw that Lu Li had entered a certain room. "Hey, isn't this the 17th floor?" the monkey pretended to be on the wrong floor, and immediately closed the elevator door again.
At this point, the monkey stopped abruptly.
"And then?" I asked.
"And then. The monkey sighed and said, "Even the elevator is guarded, so you can imagine how strict the guards inside must be? ”
"Is there no other way?" my heart was a little cold.
"Absolutely. ”
"What?" my eyes lit up again.
"I was thinking, I was about to figure it out, but as soon as you came in, you disrupted my train of thought. ”
"You're talking nonsense, you're obviously sleeping!"
"I'm sleeping, but I'm thinking. I don't care, you have to pay me for my mental loss. ”
"Rip your eggs. "I'm messing with the monkeys again.
Later, I don't know who kicked Huang Jie and brought Huang Jie into the battle.
The three of us were having fun when the dormitory door was suddenly pushed open. The three of us looked back in disheveled clothes, and Lu Li came in in a wheelchair, and there were several people behind him, who were poor one-handed soldiers.
"I'm cǎo!" The first thousand came out: "Your mother, it turns out that the word 'ten' lost by our school is in your dormitory!"
"Be quiet!" the monkey jumped to his feet, hurried to the door, pulled a few of them in, and then slammed the door shut, "It's a secret, none of you can tell!"
This big cross crossed half of our dormitory, and the one-handed corps were stunned, especially the big king and the little king, and the corners of their mouths twitched. Ye Xiaolai circled around the cross, shook his son and said: "It's not easy to steal this cross back, it requires the cooperation of at least four or more people, and it also needs to avoid the eyeliner and monitoring in the school, the person who planned this incident is a genius." ”
The monkey was smug: "Of course, this thing can be stolen back by ordinary people?"
I blackened my face and said, "A genius is a fart, just an idler." ”
Ye Xiaolai continued: "But I just don't understand, why are you stealing this thing? ”
The monkey's face sank, and he said: "You don't know, there is a monster from the ancient period sealed in the underground of our eleventh middle school, with a lion's head and a dragon body, which can breathe fire, and its power is infinite. However, these big characters have been beaten by wind and rain, and their spiritual power has gradually lost, especially the word 'ten', which is even more shaky. After the 7749th generation, everyone is the resurrection day of the monster, so we steal it back and add spiritual power to it, just in case, we are saving the common people!"
The monkey is foolish, of course, no one will believe it, I was about to complain about him, when I suddenly saw the big king and the little king's face printed, and said in unison: "Really?!" The eyes were full of anxiety.
...... "I don't even know what to say."
"Fake. The colonel said.
The king and the little king breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, but fortunately it's fake." ”
"By the way, why are you here?" I don't want to continue the conversation and try to get back to the main line.
"Oh, I ran into the One-Hand Legion downstairs, and they said they were looking for you to drink, so I brought them here. Lu Li said with a smile.
"Yes, we're here to drink with you, let's get drunk tonight. "It's very calculus, hehe, hey, hey, hey,
"Lined up, lined up. I nodded, "What about the wine?"
The one-handed corps are all second-hand empty.
He said, "We're a guest, are you embarrassed to let us pay for the wine?"
I said, "You are a guest, you are embarrassed to come empty-handed, at least two catties of beef, right?"
The two sides stalemate for a while, and finally decided to bite out fifty yuan and go to the small shop below to pay for wine and food. Needless to say, this is also arranged by Lu Li, let's drink through guò to enhance the relationship. We are not repulsed, we drink when we should.
The one-handed corps had a good amount of wine, on par with a few of us, and quickly drank the two bottles of wine that we had paid, so I went down and paid for two more bottles. Everyone drank happily, chatted happily, and was not inferior to monkeys in terms of amusement, and the two of them were also considered to have a good aura, and after a while, they hooked their shoulders and sang in unison.
Huang Jie sat with the colonel, neither of them spoke, just dried cup by cup. Ye Xiaolai and Lu Li didn't drink much, and they were already lying on the bed and sleeping, so I had to run to drink with the king and Xiaowang, they were not good at words, so they listened to me and laughed there.
Everyone was half drunk, and they were staggering in a daze, and they saw the monkey and the abacus biting their ears for a while, and the abacus suddenly slapped the table and said loudly: "Lu Li?! Don't fucking me say Lu Li, that's a fool!"
Lu Li opened his eyes in a moment. R832