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Xiong Erwei blurred the eyes of the proprietress of the hardware store with a lump of thick phlegm, and then started scolding, scolding her for being Pan Jinlian in the new era and scolding her for being the **** of Little Japan.

Xiong Erwei scolded people without ventilation, whether he scolded for ten minutes or twenty-four hours, he did it in one go, and his mouth was gushing like a river bursting the embankment.

I didn't expect Xiong Erwei to be able to export a chapter when he scolded someone, and Cao Zhi had to take seven steps to become a poem, and he could export it without even moving, of course, this dirty is not that chapter, but the dirty words.

Xiong Erwei scolded the hardware store proprietress so much that he didn't have the power to fight back at all, and even the villagers in the village were dumbfounded, all of them were dumbfounded, and everyone had never seen such a crazy shrew.

"Xiong goods, if you scold the old lady again, the old lady will cover your mouth with cow dung. ”

The hardware proprietress also met her opponent for the first time, but this opponent was too strong, and she didn't have the power to fight back, so she was so angry that she rolled her eyes and was so angry that she only repeated this sentence.

"Hmph, hum, Brother Ben Xiong scolded you, Brother Ben Xiong scolded you for a hundred sentences and scolded you for a thousand sentences, you will be scolded for a year for this kind of broken goods, people like you just smoke and drink to break their shoes, nothing else, you shouldn't stay in Tulou Town, you should go to Little Japan to settle down, you should rush out of the world. ”

"Xiong goods, if you scold the old lady again, the old lady will cover your mouth with cow dung. ”

When people are most angry, they often repeat a sentence, and the hardware store proprietress has a crooked nose, which is a trembling branch.

"Mom, third uncle and fourth uncle, what are you still standing stupidly for, hurry up and bring your cow dung from the surveillance video, and paste the mouth of this bear goods, otherwise, our ancestors will be scolded by him for eight generations. ”

The mother of the hardware store proprietress also looked stupid, the old woman stood there like a stake, her third uncle and fourth uncle also stood stupidly, only the villagers were laughing.

"Hmph, boss, your broken shoes are ancestral, your mother also broke shoes, your third uncle and fourth uncle also broke shoes, you Nai Nai also broke shoes, your ancestors have broken shoes for eight generations. ”

"Mom, the third uncle and the fourth uncle, I'm right, he scolded you for breaking your shoes, what are you still doing stupidly, using cow dung from the surveillance video to paste his mouth!"

The proprietress of the hardware store was exhausted, she yelled at her mother and her third uncle and four uncles, and the three of them did not respond for a long time.

"Ah, whoever broke the shoes, who broke the shoes!"

"I'll go, Mom, the third uncle and the fourth uncle, he scolded you for breaking your shoes!"

The proprietress of the hardware store slapped her mother and the third uncle and four uncles with a big mouth, and slapped the three people to wake up.

"I'll check, it's our freedom to break the shoes, can you manage the bear goods, the law can't manage it, you can only be condemned by morality, you have the ability to break the shoes." ”

The three of them were scolded and angry, while scolding Xiong Erwei, they carried the bucket towards Xiong Erwei's ox cart, and the three of them didn't know where the strength came from, and the half-meter-high ox cart jumped up easily.

The three of them were carrying three big iron buckets, which were full of cow dung, and when they jumped on Xiong Erwei's ox cart, Xiong Erwei suddenly realized.

"I checked, no wonder there was a strong smell of cow dung, it turned out to be pulled out by the three of you. ”

When the three of them visited the village, they smelled a strong smell of cow dung, which turned out to be the mother of the hardware store proprietor, and her third uncle and four uncles carrying cow dung buckets.

"Hmph, Xiong, you're right, the smell of cow dung was pulled by the three of us, but we're still letting you eat it now. ”

As the three of them spoke, they put their hands into the iron bucket and held up a large lump of cow dung in both hands, forming a big circle like a poop.

"Hey, don't mess around, my brother Xiong hates cow dung the most, if you want to feed it, you feed the two of them. ”

Seeing these three people grouping up, Brother Xiong was also anxious, he asked the three people to go to feed Gao Feng and Ji Wei, and Gao Feng and Ji Wei said together.

"Three folks, Brother Xiong's favorite thing in life is to eat poop, you can feed him more, it's best to let him burp. ”

"I'll check, Brother Gao, Brother Ji, there is no brother like you who fell into the well. ”

Xiong Erwei regretted that it was too late, the mother of the hardware store proprietress, as well as the third uncle and four uncles, all gathered three big poops, and the hardware store proprietress also stood on the ox cart, she opened Xiong Erwei's mouth with both hands, and asked her three relatives to feed Xiong Erwei's cow dung poop.

"Boss, my Xiong Erwei has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, my Xiong Erwei has eyes and doesn't know Jin Xiangyu, I Xiong Erwei has the wrong person, you are not a person who breaks shoes, you are a great good citizen who abides by women's morals, please don't feed me Baba, even if I let Brother Xiong and Brother Ji stamp your old scalper." ”

"Hehe, it's too late for you to regret it now, the old lady also sues you, the old lady is not a broken shoe, the old lady is a broken shoe, the old lady is not willing to abide by the women's way, why let the old lady abide by the women's way, and you men are doing nonsense and not abiding by the men's way, such as what kind of jar is not the men's way. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store grabbed Xiong Erwei's mouth, and her mother and the third uncle and four uncles did it one by one, stuffing the cow dung baba from the group bar into Xiong Erwei's mouth, and when they stuffed it, they still smashed it with their fists, and poor Brother Xiong had no choice but to eat the three big baba into his stomach.

"Mom, three uncles and four uncles, these three are not enough, you have a few more groups, this guy seems to be a person who eats a lot of food, and he is also a person who only eats not fat, it is estimated that he can eat about twenty-six cow dung poop like this in one go. ”

"Xiong goods, do you say yes, do you have a particularly large amount of food, is it that you can eat twenty-six cow dung poop like this. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store asked Xiong Erwei, and Xiong Erwei nodded: "Yes, boss, if these are all steamed buns, the twenty-six can only be eighty percent full." ”

"Mom, third uncle and fourth uncle, have you heard, twenty-six big baba is still only eighty percent full, so hurry up and give this bear cargo group twenty-seven more poop. ”

"Girl, just wait, anyway, our family is not very rich, this cow dung is there, just these three iron buckets are enough for this bear to eat. ”

The mother of the proprietress of the hardware store also has three uncles and four uncles, and the hands and feet are neatly clumped with cow dung and poop, this cow dung is actually still a treasure, and some rural areas will make it into poop and dry, as fuel for cooking.

The mother of the proprietress of the hardware store and the third uncle and four uncles also used this cow dung poop as fuel, and they were familiar with this poop, and it would take less than a few minutes for thirty poop.

"Hehe, fortunately, my Xiong Erwei has an extra heart, saying that twenty-six poops are only eighty percent full, but in fact, that one is sixty percent full, otherwise, these three guys will have to give me more than a dozen poops. ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei was secretly happy about his cleverness, he played a cautious eye, and he ate more than a dozen poops, and this business was really not a loss.

"Hey, boss lady, Brother Xiong hasn't burped yet, I think he has retained his strength, he should only eat sixty percent full, you should make sixteen more poops, and he will be completely full of burps." ”

After the hardware store proprietress and his family fed Xiong Erwei thirty cow dung poops, Ji Wei shouted, and he told them that Brother Xiong hadn't eaten enough, and there was no burp at all.

"I'll check, you're a brother Ji, I was cautious, and I didn't say a dozen poops, but all of them were highlighted by your goods, and you are a good brother. ”

"Ouch ho, you're really not stupid, you still retain your strength, you think this is a competition, you still have to preserve your strength. ”

"Mom, third uncle and fourth uncle, you continue to make poop until you feed this thing with thirty burps, usually I eat like this, I have to finish thirty burps before I stop eating, even twenty-nine burps. ”

No wonder the hardware store proprietress is so heavy, she used to eat like this, she must eat until she has thirty burps, and she must continue to eat if she has one less.

Fortunately, she married a husband who owned a hardware store, and fortunately the whole family worked to support her, otherwise she would have starved to death.

"Girl, this iron bucket is also gone, and there is no more at home, and the surveillance video was pasted just now, I knew that this guy was so edible, so when we paste the surveillance video, we will be a little less paste, save a little to feed this guy." ”

The mother of the hardware store proprietress and the third uncle and four uncles tilted the three big iron buckets to show her, and the cow dung in the big iron buckets was empty, and there was not even a little left.

"Alas, Mom, third uncle and fourth uncle, you are too honest in what you do, let you paste the surveillance video, you only need to paste one layer, why do you still wrap them all thickly, that is not a waste of cow dung." ”

The hardware store proprietress also blamed her mother, as well as her third uncle and fourth uncle for wasting cow dung.

"Folks, you have all heard it, this monitoring equipment is all made by the proprietress to her mother, as well as her third uncle and four uncles, so what does it prove, this proves that the three dead cows in the village have something to do with her, and this qiē is directed and acted by herself. ”

Xiong Erwei, who had eaten cow dung and poop, had not forgotten the matter of killing the cow, and he said loudly to the villagers that he had eaten thirty cow dung poop into his stomach, and he opened his voice to speak, and the smell of cow dung spurted out of his mouth, as if he had released a burst of poisonous gas.

"I'll check, hurry up and get down, this is poisonous gas. ”

"I'll check, quickly cover your mouth, this can detoxify the gas. ”

When Comrade Xiong Erwei opened his mouth to speak, the villagers were all confused, and they lay down for a while, took off their pants, and then covered their mouths with their pants.

"I'll check, you guys are so frightened, Brother Ben Xiong just ate thirty cow dung poops, and he scared you like this. ”

"Comrade Xiong, don't talk, our whole village knows about the hardware family paste monitoring equipment. ”

Xiong Erwei still wanted to speak, but the villagers didn't let him speak, and this guy released poison gas as soon as he spoke.