Chapter 711: Speak a little childishly

She was even more determined to this idea, and she and Li Xuan had something in common.

Li Xuan whispered in her ear: "There are many professional barbers in Italy, and they still use this folding knife to shave the faces and heads of customers, and one knife tests two people at the same time, the skill of the barber and the courage of the guests. ”

"Have you ever seen a movie called 'Sweeney Todd,' played by Johnny Depp, who also used this razor to cut the throat of his guests and then used it to make human meat pies, you take it easy, I don't want to be your dinner. ”

"I don't eat human flesh, if I shake my hand and cut your throat, I can only bury it directly, this is remote, if no one calls the police, I can't find your body for a year and a half, and when three years pass, you will become bones, and after three years, you will become mud, and you will not be able to recognize people when you dig it out. ”

"I'm kidding. Nangong Douling was in a cold sweat when he heard this.

"I'm kidding, too. Li Xuxuan glanced down at her, "You can't hear me?"

"Don't joke with such a serious expression, I almost took it seriously, the look in your eyes just now was so serious and terrible that it scared me. ”

"I'm serious because I'm concentrating on shaving you, and if you get distracted, you're going to have to get an extra cut on your face. He let go of her hand, "Have you learned the method?" “

"Uncle Shi, if you send the Buddha to the west, just help me deal with it, a barber who gives up halfway is not a good barber. ”

He looked at her with a helpless look, "Sit down." ”

Nangong Douling sat on the toilet with the lid on the occasion, as if he had entrusted his life to him, and resolutely raised his face at him.

Li Xuxuan held her chin with his fingers, and the knife was quick and decisive.

The two faced each other, breathing in close intertwined spitting, every detail of his face magnified in her eyes.

While he was only concerned about the things at hand, Nangong Douling quietly admired him.

In fact, count it carefully, he has a lot of shortcomings, this uncle's clothes have to be tasteless, there are few usual entertainment activities, and the ability to humor is average, not the type that will coax girls, the only thing that pleases people is this face.

I can't help but indulge in his good skin, why is it in the hands of Li Xuduan today, and she has become a superficial woman who judges people by her appearance?

No, I don't know how many handsome male classmates there are in school, and now boys can dress up better than girls, and their hairstyles and clothes are all scheming, just to fascinate the girls;

No matter how sunny and handsome these boys were, how could she have ever looked at them more?

A man's appearance could not confuse her at all, as long as she spoke a little childishly, and was not polite and respectful enough to people, she would immediately despise her, make a big fork in her heart, and disdain it.

This Li Xuan didn't deliberately pretend to be himself, and he didn't talk sweetly, as for being mature and steady, he still lacked a little fire, otherwise how could he use mud on the rooftop to paste her face?

But he just has the ability to make her stumble.

Is it because his concentration is too poor, or is he too good?

Li got up, turned on the hot water under the faucet, cleaned the razor, and put it on the shelf.

Nangong Douling came back to his senses at this time, "Okay? so fast?"

She thought it would take at least half an hour, but it took less than five minutes.

"You wash your face. ”

Nangong Douling scooped up water to wash off the shaving cream, and looked in the mirror, "Ah, I'm pretty handsome." She touched her face narcissistically, her eyebrows thickened a little, but it was still her own face.

She said: "Nowadays girls like boys who are a little girly, and if I go to school with this look, it will definitely trigger a bloody cult craze." ”

"Really?" Li interrupted, "I'm not sure, but at least it's better than the little raccoon just now, and I'm a little more energetic." ”

She became frustrated, "Uncle Shi, what if I can't become a girl again in my life?"

"Your hukou and ID card may have to be re-processed, so it's better to tell the neighborhood committee that you have had sex reassignment surgery, and everyone will understand. ”

"I don't want it, what the hell do you suggest, I like to be a girl, I can wear a skirt, I can wear a lot of jewelry, I don't have a long beard, and I don't have a ......," she looked at him, "and besides, you don't think you're gay or bisexual, do you?"

Li Xuxuan looked at her for a long time, "What are you talking about? I didn't understand." Why are you talking about this?"

"Tell me, do you only have feelings for women, and will you also be tempted by men?"

Li Xuan looked at her calmly, "I don't need to answer you to this kind of boring question, and I know that this will not work for you." ”

"It's working! It's going to be big, if you like the same sex a little more, I'll just come back unchanged, it's a big deal to try to adapt to being a man." ”

"Whether I like the same sex or the opposite sex, what does it have to do with you? Why should you be influenced by me? Every choice you make should be for yourself, not for others, otherwise you will always regret it. ”

"It's in vain to talk to you so much, you don't understand the main idea of my words at all. ”

"Let's go eat. Li Xuan obviously wanted to interrupt the conversation involving his feelings and psychology as soon as possible, and took her to the restaurant.

Nangong Douling followed behind him, touching his refreshing face, the feeling of not having a beard was great, but it was still a little rough and unpleasant.

Outside the open-air corridor, the courtyard wall reveals a side of the sky, approaching dusk, the unique purple and blue glow after the rain is like a ribbon floating in the sky, Nangong Douling is fascinated by this beautiful scenery;

Seeing her stop, Li Xuan couldn't help but stop and stand in front of her, turning his head to watch the sky with her.

"Uncle Shi, can't such a beautiful world make you feel nostalgic?

"Immortals may not leave this world. ”

"Our soul-inducing sect has a history of thousands of years, the ancestor and grandfather who founded the sect naturally died of old age, but did not become an immortal, after an interval of one or two hundred, there were two uncles of the same generation who refined the immortal method and became immortals on the same day, but their traces never appeared again, where did they go? How could they disappear so completely, as if they had never existed in this world, I don't think they belong to this world anymore, maybe they went to the Nine Heavens Away, where it is a different space from here, and the Nine Heavens Outside is the belonging of the gods and immortals. Uncle Shi, is it so good to become an immortal?"

"The benefits of becoming an immortal can only be known when you become an immortal. ”

"If you want to become an immortal, are you afraid of getting old?"

Li Xuduan withdrew his gaze from the sky, and looked at her, at this moment, it was like a heart and a heart, Li Xuduan nodded, and did not say much.

Nangong Douling understands that if he is a person, he will be afraid of old age and death, and Li Xuan is inevitably vulgar.