"It's worth it, I'm just a band-aid, it's a temporary use, throw it away as soon as the wound is healed!" Although Hong Tao felt a lot less mental pressure on Zhang Yuanyuan's answer, he felt that he had been insulted. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Women are willing to listen to nonsense, in fact, men are also a virtuous character, who doesn't want to listen to other women say that they are going to die and fall in love with themselves when they meet, and that sense of accomplishment is also human nature, which has been passed down from the ancestors of the beast.

"You're so much stronger than a band-aid, which is disposable and you can reuse. Okay, good, don't act like a child. For the sake of your good performance today, I'll give you some rewards......" On the issue of how to make men happy, Zhang Yuanyuan can teach Hong Tao to be a man in minutes without having to design in advance.

A movement, a smile, a little coquettishness, plus slowly retracting his head under the quilt, Hong Tao immediately closed his mouth. I didn't bother to discuss whether it was a band-aid or a good-too-fast spray, and I concentrated on feeling the pleasure coming from the quilt.

At this time, he realized that it was quite exciting to play this tune in the hospital ward, listening to the sound of the nurses on duty outside walking back and forth and talking, and then looking at the undulating silhouette in the quilt, you just thought, how to think about how exciting.

Sun Lili is really Zhang Yuanyuan's rare best friend, even if she is suspicious in her heart, she is very suspicious of Hong Tao's statement that Zhang Yuanyuan broke her waist, but since she received a call from Zhang Yuanyuan last night, she has taken a firm stance to deceive Jin Yue with Hong Tao, and deliberately took Jin Yue to Jingcheng No. 1 Store to take over Zhang Yuanyuan's work on the grounds of strengthening management, the purpose is very simple, that is, to prevent Jin Yue from becoming suspicious.

"If you still have a conscience, be kind to her, when she loses her temper, you don't talk back, and you don't lose by pretending to be stupid in front of her. "Jin Yue is easier to fool, but Sun Lili is difficult to entangle, she is the kind of person who is wise and stupid, she looks stupid and stunned, but in fact, she understands better than anyone else.

"Did she tell you?" Hong Tao was very puzzled, and Zhang Yuanyuan also said that she wanted to hide it from Sun Lili, but she obviously already knew.

"Don't forget, I bought her underwear and underwear, and I can't throw two of them away on those days every month, but I haven't in these two months, I'm stupid? Who does she come into contact with every day? The only man she's been in contact with in the past few months is you. I wondered, you pull Jin Yue on one hand, and provoke her on the other, you don't feel tired! She's so easy to mess with? Now it's honest, you deserve it! Men don't have good things. Get away, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Sun Lili would not give Hong Tao a good face when he was usually fine, and now he didn't have it, and after a few counts, he drove Hong Tao out of the office like a fly.

However, Sun Lili and Hong Tao are both ducks, so they have hard mouths, saying that they are scolding or scolding, but they are still the ones who are most worried. The next day, he prepared a big bag of Zhang Yuanyuan's change of clothes, and told Hong Tao what meals, snacks, and fruits to buy her, and finally reminded Hong Tao how to deal with Zhang Yuanyuan's menopausal syndrome that says that he will change his face, which is basically a sale of Zhang Yuanyuan.

With Sun Lili, the biggest traitor, Hong Tao served Zhang Yuanyuan's confinement process a little smoother. To say that Zhang Yuanyuan is really not a woman who lives at home, she is surprisingly lazy. The reason why everyone thinks she is glamorous, shrewd and capable, on the one hand, is that she is too capable of pretending, and on the other hand, she is also a good housekeeper of Sun Lili. This time, Hong Tao temporarily assumed the position of the chief butler, which can be regarded as a lesson in how terrible it is for a woman to be really lazy.

Hong Tao definitely doesn't care about washing underwear, and there is no washing machine in the hospital, so he will throw it away when he changes it. But she was too lazy to take a bath, so she almost ate on the bed like a paralyzed patient. Every day, she is unkempt and shrunk in the quilt, either letting Hong Tao hold her and chatting, or eating snacks in the quilt like a hamster.

Reading the book, she said that her eyes were dazzling, and let Hong Tao read it, except for Qiong Yao's novels, all other books are equivalent to special effect hypnotics, and she fell asleep after no more than two pages. She said that she was tired when she got out of bed and walked, and the patient should recuperate, unless Hong Tao was holding her or carrying her on her back before he was willing to leave the house. The problem is that Hong Tao still has to nod his face, if it weren't for Zhang Yuanyuan's madness and insistence on going out, he would definitely not be willing to do this.

Spending time like a year, this is Hong Tao's personal feeling. Now he regrets taking Zhang Yuanyuan to the hospital he is too familiar with, and he regrets spending the night with her in the ward on the first day. If this is an ordinary hospital, and people have a prescribed time period for visiting, they can justifiably be lazy. It's a pity that I didn't regret taking the medicine, and no one can stop me from killing myself, retribution!

Zhang Yuanyuan knows how to train more men of all colors, tight when it should be tight, loose when it should be loose, whenever Hong Tao is upset and irritable about to explode, she becomes reasonable and tries to persuade Hong Tao to go back to rest and rest. The more this happens, the more Hong Tao can't go, and he has to work harder to atone for his sins, even if he knows in his heart that this is a trick, he has to stretch his neck and drill into it.

Fortunately, this kind of day is only four days, and she has enjoyed enough of the treatment of the main palace mother, and after Director Fang's inspection, Zhang Yuanyuan can finally go home and raise it, and come back to the B ultrasound review a month later. However, the matter was not over, Zhang Yuanyuan was not discharged immediately, but changed from the obstetrics and gynecology ward to the orthopedic ward of Yuetan Hospital, and deliberately took an X-ray of the lumbar spine. Then he asked Hong Tao to go home to pick up Sun Lili and Jin Yue, and then returned to Yuetan Hospital, and took her home in a hurry.

In this way, the nonsense is perfectly made, Yuetan Hospital is the relationship of Meng Jin, and the diagnosis certificate has written a lot, saying that it is a lumbar muscle strain accompanied by a slight crack in the left rib, and he was hospitalized for observation for a few days and then went home to recuperate in bed.

Hong Tao naturally became a three-handed barefoot doctor, going to the No. 1 store once a day in the morning and once in the afternoon to give Zhang Yuanyuan intramuscular injections, in fact, she didn't need injections, which was all to fool Jin Yue and Sun Lili. Zhang Yuanyuan was lying alone in the secret room upstairs and panicked, and specially called Hong Tao to accompany her. In her words, this is called compensation, because as soon as Hong Tao and Jin Yue get married in the future, she will no longer be able to deal with Hong Tao so blatantly, so now she must occupy Hong Tao for a while.

"I don't even have a daughter-in-law, I have a second wife first, is this too anxious?" After returning home, with Sun Lili, the housekeeper, taking care of her, Zhang Yuanyuan regained her original brilliance, no longer sloppy all day long, and her spirit was not so bad. But as long as Sun Lili is not in front of her, she immediately shows her original form, relying on Hong Tao all day long, and she is a little girl who is younger than a little girl, so that Hong Tao is in no rut.

"You said the opposite, I took care of you, come, pinch the legs of the old lady, do you say I'm fat?" Zhang Yuanyuan didn't feel that the second mother was unpleasant, but she preferred to say the other way around, even at this time, the desire to control was still so strong.

"You still need to ask, you used to be a little fatter than Lili, thinner than Jin Yue, now you go to look in the mirror, even if you can't see it, you don't feel it when you wear clothes?

“…… That's not going to work, I'm going to be in better shape than both of them. Women, it's just a hard life, and there is no stink all day long, and men bully them and have to rush to the knot. They like to be thin, so we have to lose weight, they like big breasts, so we have to enlarge them, and some people are even more difficult to serve, and they like to be fitter...... Well, we're going to have to go to the gym! I'm so tired! Can I just get fat like that, will you hate me?"

After listening to Hong Tao's evaluation, Zhang Yuanyuan immediately became calm, ran naked to the front of the mirror, went up and down, left and right, and found two pants to put on, and planted them back on the bed, telling God's injustice bitterly.

"You'd better be honest, it's not bad to be fat, the flesh feels good. "How to deal with a woman who may have postpartum syndrome plus early menopausal syndrome, Hong Tao really has no experience. She is like a psychopath, she has no logic in speaking, a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, saying that the wind is the rain.

"You lie to people! Others don't know, but you can't fool me! That night, you told me why you like the policewoman, just because she has a good figure, a thin waist, and long legs...... I really can't see it, you don't usually look like such a perverted person, it turns out that your bones are full of those disgusting things!" It's a pity that Hong Tao's answer not only did not satisfy Zhang Yuanyuan, but became the fuse, and he brought a few defeats to himself.

"Didn't I even say these things......? Do you think it's not very humane to treat a drunk person like this!" These days, Hong Tao has made Zhang Yuanyuan almost cut off all the scales, and her main weapon is to repeat what she said and did that night in Jiuhua Villa, and then let herself lose her ability to resist in shame, guilt and surprise.

"You've tormented me so many times that I'm not allowed to ask you something? No, I've got to work out right away, and tomorrow you go buy me equipment and put it in the house. Didn't you go to a sports school, you will be my coach, and I must lose ten pounds after the Spring Festival!"

"Don't don't, fitness is fine, but you can't play with life. Your body hasn't recovered yet, and too much exercise will leave sequelae. Don't worry about the equipment or anything, let's do simple yoga exercises first to keep in shape. ”

It would have been a very proud thing for a woman to be willing to endure hardships for herself, but Hong Tao didn't feel proud at all, and he was all shocked. The fitness coach must be, otherwise let her practice blindly, she is the kind of character who can be ruthless to herself, and she will have to be unlucky if she really practices wrong.