Chapter 729: Cultural people scold

The director team also looked at Wang Yong and Zhang Qingzhi strangely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Do these two know each other?" the director asked the field manager.

The field attendant wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, shook his head and said, "I...... I don't know!"

He was really frightened and frightened now. Wang Yong did as he said, showing a very high level of cultural literacy. But this performance is also a bit too high, right? This episode of the show is probably unusable, and this pot may have to be on his back.

"Director, why don't I persuade the guest to cooperate and finish the show?"

Who knew that the director grinned at the back of his head and smiled happier than anyone else.

"What kind of persuasion, what you want is this kind of program effect! Hey, don't be stunned, continue to record! Host, go up and bring a wave of rhythm! Bring it to death!"

The hostess who was instructed by the director to go as ordered.

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhang and this gentleman are still old acquaintances. How about we bring this gentleman to the stage?" said the hostess.

Zhang Qingzhi glared at the hostess with hatred, hating this nosy woman to death.

The hostess only pretended not to see Zhang Qingzhi's face, and walked off the stage quickly to invite Wang Yong.

The audience also coaxed: "Go on stage, go on stage, go on stage!"

It's like a group of drinkers sitting in a bar and shouting for a girl to come out.

In the face of everyone's "enthusiasm", Wang Yong was a little embarrassed.

This scene was not in his plan, originally he just wanted to quietly cause some destruction.

I didn't want to expose myself all of a sudden.

"It seems that this gentleman is a little shy, in the face of a beautiful woman's invitation, sir, can you bear to refuse?" The beautiful host is very good at talking, blinking her big eyes and asking Wang Yong pitifully.

A few guys in the front row suddenly couldn't look at it, and pushed Wang Yong's back from left to right: "Big brother, you can go up!

"Okay. Wang Yong nodded in agreement.

Since the plan is not as fast as the change, then simply act on the destiny and play a little bigger!

Wang Yong strode up and walked onto the stage. I can't see a little stage fright, just like a first-line star, with a lot of aura.

The hostess and the director team were all slightly stunned, this kind of momentum, it seems that several second-tier stars who have been to the show do not have it.

It seems that this is not an ordinary person.

The director became more and more excited, and there was a feeling that he had dug up a treasure.

Zhang Qingzhi saw Wang Yong's walking posture, and the anger in his eyes became more and more vigorous.

That's right, it's him!

Zhang Qingzhi still remembers that Wang Yong left the auditorium after reading the poem "Answer" at that time.

And no matter how much you remember it now, I'm afraid you won't forget it for the rest of your life!

It was the first time that Zhang Qingzhi hated a person so much!

Unexpectedly, not long after the auditorium incident, this hateful person appeared in front of him again.

"What are you doing? Wang Yong!" Zhang Qingzhi shouted in a sharp voice.

Everyone could hear the hint of anger in his tone.

"Yo, dare to love Zhang Qingzhi is not very interested in this!" The director stood behind the camera with his arms crossed, happy.

The assistant director was a little worried: "Director, these two won't fight, right? ”

"It doesn't matter, they are all cultural people, and they won't fight on such an occasion. Rest assured!" the director waved his hand and said.

It turns out that the director is right, but he is a little wrong.

Cultural people don't fight, but a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, and he tears up and forces him more ruthlessly than he fights.

"Professor Zhang, I have a pretty good memory. Ling Zun, is it good?" Wang Yong took off his glasses, revealing a fairly handsome face.

With the unique temperament honed by Wang Yongjun, the hostess next to him instantly made a little nymphomaniac.

The corners of Zhang Qingzhi's eyes twitched violently, and he replied bluntly: "How can I forget a scum in the industry like you? People like you are destined to be remembered for 10,000 years, not only can I not forget, but children will also learn from you in their textbooks a hundred years from now." ”

"It's to learn from me, after all, I came out of the mud and was not stained, and I was born like a white lotus in the black academic world, illuminating the direction of how many people are moving forward. And Mr. Zhang's plagiarism table ...... I'm sorry, I'm swearing, but you're biting me! I won't be able to teach a textbook, I'll just be sat down as a statue and placed by the West Lake. An excellent position on the wind and water, at the same table with Qin Hui. Just think about it and be happy. ”

"You're just at the same table as Qin Hui!

"Okay, I'm shameless and I'm scum, but even if I am shameless, I will think of you when I go to the grave during Qingming - why are you still alive when so many people are dead?"

"You...... I don't know shame! Wolf heart and dog lungs! Hypocrisy and false righteousness! Madness! Shame on people! Hiding a knife in a smile! Small belly chicken intestines!" Zhang Qingzhi was so angry that he said all the four-character idioms that he could find in his head.

After scolding, the anger in Zhang Qing's heart subsided slightly.

The audience below looked at Zhang Qingzhi dumbfounded.

"This cultural person scolds people differently! So many idioms jump out, and they don't breathe. I couldn't even write that much during the exam. ”

"Hey, can you compare yourself to others? See why that person doesn't talk and is scolded?"

It is estimated that the four-character idiom was finished by Zhang Qingzhi, and he couldn't think of it for a while. ”

"Well, probably. ”

The audience discussed a lot, and they all felt that Wang Yong was deflated.

Who knew that in the next second, Wang Yong smiled slightly and popularized a basic knowledge to the audience.

There are not only four-character idioms that scold people, but also afterwords. And it's more vicious and more jumpy.

"Professor Zhang, you are a person, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- forget (Wang) eight! Twenty-one days without chickens --- bad guys! Three years without rinsing your mouth -- a stinky mouth! Meat that can't be sold on dog days --- stinky goods! Triangle cemetery --- lack of virtue! Lantern Festival rolls into the pot --- bastard! Hanged ghosts make powder and arrange flowers--- shameless to die!"

"......" Zhang Qingzhi was momentarily stunned.

The audience of "......" also opened their mouths wide, and their faces were full of shock and disbelief.

Is that okay?!

"Damn, crazy! For the first time, I knew that a man's mouth could really be so cheap!"

"It's over, look at Professor Zhang's face, I'm about to faint. ”

"So many swearing, each sentence is more ruthless than the other, interesting, I have to write it down quickly. Whoever quarrels with me in the future, I will draw a gourd and scold the past, so as to make the other party roll his eyes in anger. ”

"This afterword does sound more enjoyable than the four-character idiom! Not to mention, the cultural heritage left to us by our ancestors is really brilliant and colorful, haha!"

The members of the director team are also collectively confused.

"Director, can this be broadcast?" someone asked.

"Nonsense, of course not!" replied the director.

"That's a pity, this paragraph is actually quite wonderful without vulgar influence. ”

"Stupid! It can't be broadcast on TV, can't it be on the Internet? When the time comes, cut out this paragraph and put it on the Internet, it's going to be hyped! I have a hunch that the ratings of this episode of our program will explode!"

The director is overjoyed and immersed in fantasy.

Poof!

"Hey, hey, Mr. Zhang has fainted! Come on!" the hostess suddenly let out an exclamation.

I saw Zhang Qingzhi's eyes on the stage rolling up, his body straight and straight backwards, planted on the ground.

The hostess panicked on the sidelines.

"It's broken! Don't kill anyone! Xiao Liu, go take a look!" The director suddenly became anxious.

It's just that Xiao Liu hasn't had time to run up yet.

saw Wang Yong on the stage bending down and pinching the triangle area of Zhang Qingzhi's face.

Zhang Qingzhi, who had already fainted and could escape Wang Yong's attack, woke up again without tears.

"Wow! This gentleman is amazing! Woke up Mr. Zhang in one fell swoop!" the hostess exclaimed.

Wang Yong has a black line, what are these words, it seems that Wang Yong has done something indescribable to Zhang Qingzhi.

"The facial triangle is a very important area of the human face. Medically referred to as the Facial Danger Triangle, it usually refers to the area formed by the line from the corners of the mouth to the base of the nose on both sides. This area is rich in blood vessels, and infections in the mouth, nose, throat, eyes, and other parts can be extended here. The most serious thing is that there are many blood vessels leading to the brain in this area, and once they are damaged or infected, they can cause bacteria and toxins to be transmitted to the brain, causing meningitis or brain abscess. Therefore, everyone must pay attention to the fact that if there are small pimples or boils here in the future, they must not be picked up casually. If you get hit, you will be brain-dead for a lifetime. Wang Yong turned his head and explained to the audience.

The audience nodded one after another: "It's so serious! It's really thanks to this teacher's reminder that cultural people understand a lot. ”

The hostess flashed her eyes and asked Wang Yong: "Since it is such a dangerous area, why does Mr. still attack Teacher Zhang?"

Wang Yong replied seriously: "I think if you choose between death and brain damage, Mr. Zhang would definitely rather be a brain dead than die." Teacher Zhang, are you right?"

"You...... It's brain-dead! Your whole family is brain-dead!" Zhang Qingzhi just woke up, and when he heard Wang Yong's words, his body trembled with anger, his eyes rolled white, and he was about to faint with anger.

"Teacher Zhang, don't worry, faint, I can still wake you up after fainting!" Wang Yong said.

Zhang Qingzhi didn't dare to faint all of a sudden.

He was really afraid that Wang Yong would pinch him into a brain-dead, so it was better to die than to die, it was better to die directly.

"I won't record it! Your program team is too deceitful! I'm going to the court to sue you!" Zhang Qingzhi threw his anger at the program team.

As soon as the director heard this, he became angry: "Teacher Zhang, what is wrong with what you have offended, what does the person you offend have to do with our program team? Do you like to record or not! Just like your uncle, we don't serve anymore! Even if you are an international star, you can't do it! If you say that you will record on Monday, you will drag it until Friday, and you will be so late! Even if you are late, you haven't even done your homework well, look at what you talked about today! It's better to let this gentleman tell it!"

"Haha, let him speak? How dare you say it! What is he? Does he have a Yan University diploma? Is he a well-known scholar? Or is he an academic expert recognized by the state? No, he dares to give a lecture? I want to see how this show died in your hands! That moment must be very exciting. Zhang Qingzhi laughed and said.