Tao Fangbai himself saved a notebook, but He Xiangdong hadn't read this notebook, so He Xiangdong would definitely not give him the praise he wrote in his notebook.

So this is a big challenge for Tao Fangbai, this kind of cross talk is really the first time he has said it, but this is the real cross talk.

Tao Fangbai is also an actor with stage experience, he can still be stable on stage, he continued to say according to his notebook: "I graduated from Peking University, and I returned to my alma mater again today, with a lot of emotion." ”

He Xiangdong nodded, and said, "Yes, I can understand this mood, after all, I am also a ...... of Peking University."

"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.

He Xiangdong made up for himself: "I am from Daxing, Beijing, referred to as Peking University." ”

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong is praised, he himself likes gags very much, but he is very active.

Tao Fangbai continued: "Four years, the years have passed, and it has been nearly a year since I left school in the blink of an eye, and it is already a hurry to look back. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, boy, I didn't understand a word when I spoke human words." ”

"Haha......" the students laughed again.

Tao Fangbai was also a little embarrassed, he liked to drag the text, but unfortunately he was interrupted by his master, and the burden was all on his master.

Tao Fangbai paused, and then said, "I mean I miss my college life. ”

"Oh. He Xiangdong responded, touched his nose and said, "College student...... How are you doing?"

"Woo ......" is about to explode.

Tao Fangbai was stunned: "Master, you can't break sentences here." ”

He Xiangdong is still very innocent: "I didn't go to school, I just asked if life in the university was good, what do you think?"

He also hit a rake.

Tao Fangbai was stunned, thanks to his quick reaction: "I thought it was ...... We thought you were asking us if the cafeteria was good. ”

He Xiangdong dragged a long note meaningfully: "Oh......"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong took the initiative to pull the conversation back: "Let's talk about college life." ”

Tao Fangbai was obedient, and he corrected: "Let's use the word college time, safe." ”

He Xiangdong admired: "It's worthy of being a college student." ”

Tao Fangbai smiled and said, "I think there is a song that can represent my nostalgia for my college days." ”

He Xiangdong held it and asked, "What song?"

Tao Fangbai said to He Xiangdong: "You at the same table." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then you come to us." ”

Tao Fangbai turned his head to look at He Xiangdong and sang affectionately: "Will you remember tomorrow the diary you wrote yesterday." ”

Tao Fangbai sang quite well, and as soon as he opened his mouth, all the classmates in the audience cheered for him.

But it's a pity that He Xiangdong ruined the atmosphere with one sentence, and he said with a bitter face: "I don't write a diary, I can't read." ”

"Haha......" the classmates laughed.

Tao Fangbai was almost amused by He Xiangdong, but he still forced his mind to sing down: "Will you still remember tomorrow, you used to cry the most." ”

He Xiangdong clasped his hands and nodded: "Yes, I'm vulnerable." ”

"Poof. "Everyone sprays, just you, the guy who scolds people on the street every day, and you still have the face to say that you are vulnerable?

Tao Fangbai continued to sing affectionately: "The teachers can't remember it, and you can't guess the problem. I also happened to flip through the photos, and I remembered you at the same table, who married the sentimental you......"

He Xiangdong interjected: "Who married, it's really heavy." ”

Tao Fangbai didn't care about He Xiangdong anymore, he continued to sing: "Whoever reads your diary, who coils up your long hair." ”

He Xiangdong touched the plate on his head and said, "I also like my shawl hair." ”

"Haha......"

Tao Fangbai couldn't sing anymore, he was looking at He Xiangdong with a resentful expression.

He Xiangdong was still confused by the second monk and asked, "Why are you looking at me like this, and then sing down, you haven't asked me who made me the wedding dress." ”

"Oh ......" the classmates coaxed.

Tao Fangbai waved his hand, looking indignant: "I can't sing, I can't sing, you make trouble like this, how can I sing?"

He Xiangdong said innocently: "How can I make trouble?"

Tao Fangbai said angrily: "This hasn't made a mess yet, I'll sing a sentence here, you just interrupt here, I can't sing a whole song." ”

Tao Fangbai is also out of the way, the design on his original book is that he sings simply by himself, and there is no gag in the praise, but He Xiangdong has not read the book, and his praise has messed up Tao Fangbai's book.

So Tao Fangbai is really out of line, he is also out of the way, no longer memorized according to the book, under the premise of following the book, he added a lot of words to play on the spot, in fact, this is really talking about cross talk.

He Xiangdong clasped his hands, held them and said, "Did I mess with you together?"

Tao Fang said angrily: "Nonsense, I know why you want to mess with me so much." ”

He Xiangdong held it and said, "Why?"

Tao Fangbai said: "Because you can't sing at all, you are jealous of me, so you stir me up." ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Oh?"

Tao Fangbai said to the students at the scene: "Don't look at my master, he seems to be very good at singing operas, but my master can only sing traditional operas well, and he is completely bad at modern songs." ”

He Xiangdong replied: "I can't do this yet?"

Tao Fangbai said: "Yes, everything you sing has a sense of drama." ”

He Xiangdong frowned and said, "Really?"

"I'll bring it to you. Tao Fangbai made a look, staring at him, and singing with He Xiangdong's playfulness in his mouth: "There is only a mother in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure, hahaha......"

"Wow......" the audience shouted.

Tao Fangbai is not finished yet, his hands are folded, his eyes are staring, and he is taking square steps under his feet, and he came out to thank the audience.

The audience was even more happy to watch it, this is learning He Xiangdong.

He Xiangdong also smiled, and then hit Tao Fangbai on the buttocks, Tao Fangbai immediately stopped and came back.

Tao Fangbai also slowly entered the state, at the beginning of this cross talk, all the baggage rang on He Xiangdong, but he didn't ring the burden as a joke, and now he is finally a new driver on the road.

Tao Fangbai said to the audience: "Look at it, this is the taste of my master's singing, he is full of drama." ”

He Xiangdong left enough words for Tao Fangbai: "Okay, it's really like learning." ”

Tao Fangbai returned to the big frame of his notebook, and he said: "Although my master is not very good at singing, but what people say is really good." ”

He Xiangdong said politely: "You hold me." ”

Tao Fangbai said: "After I graduated, I went to Xiangwen Society as an apprentice, and it has been more than half a year, and I have indeed learned a lot from others, like our master often emphasizes to us that cross talk has four lessons." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, you tell everyone." ”

Tao Fangbai said aloud to his classmates: "Eat, drink, prostitute." ”

He Xiangdong was stunned, but his classmates laughed.

He Xiangdong stopped Tao Fangbai: "You wait a while." ”

The audience thought why Xiang Dong was going to correct this kid, who knew that he actually said: "It's only three, didn't you say four homework?"

Tao Fangbai said very sincerely: "We don't gamble. ”

He Xiangdong also wondered: "Why is this?"

Tao Fangbai said sincerely: "If you gamble, you won't have money to prostitute." ”

"Wow......" The students booed again and again.

Tao Fangbai beckoned to his classmates: "Okay, thank you, thank you." ”

Tao Fangbai was also very happy, at least the burden he had just shaken was ringing.

He Xiangdong also knew that the heat was almost over, so he helped his apprentice press it and broke the topic back: "Thank you, stop talking nonsense, who said that cross talk is about eating, drinking, and prostituting?"

Tao Fangbai didn't wait for He Xiangdong to help him come back, he interjected again: "That's not either, we don't eat or drink sometimes." ”

He Xiangdong was dumbfounded: "Light prostitution?"

Tao Fangbai nodded seriously: "Yes, so cross talk actors have good kidneys." ”

He Xiangdong looked at Tao Fangbai: "Then you have to make up for it." ”

Tao Fangbai smiled.

He Xiangdong broke the topic back: "Okay, don't talk nonsense on stage, the four lessons of our cross talk, that's called talking and singing." ”