In the Wolong Giant Panda Nature Reserve in Sichuan, a giant panda cub is happily eating the young leaves of bamboo.

"This is Chubby, isn't it?" said a couple of people not far away.

"Well, this is the strongest panda that has reached the standard this year, and it should be no problem to give it away. ”

"This is an Australian loan list, and you can't afford to slack off. I don't really understand the rules of yours either, but the keeper should remember to talk more about it. ”

"Staff Officer Xia, don't worry, leave these things to me. Surely there will be no problem, and this is not the first time. ”

"Then I'll submit my application tomorrow and I'll be flying to Australia in three days. ”

The next day, the principal's office.

"Xiaowen, have all the seedlings of that Jock been raised?"

“。。。 ”

"Why are you in a daze and don't speak?"

"Its canine plague and rabies seedlings are still one shot away. ”

"What are you kidding, shouldn't spring be over?"

"It was supposed to be over, but the needle brought by Dr. Zhang that day was knocked over by the panda. The number of belts is just right, so I have no choice but to choose the strongest fat one to fight tomorrow. As a result, the next day, Dr. Zhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas at the zoo, and we both forgot about it. I didn't remember it until three weeks later when I gave the second booster shot of the same batch. ”

"Why didn't you report this earlier?"

"I didn't think it was very serious, and who knew that Australia had come so early to lease the pandas this time. ”

"Because the age of the one you go to is up, and if you don't come back, you won't be able to fly it. You say how can you make such a low-level mistake. ”

"In fact, it is not a big deal to get one less shot of secondary prevention, and no one goes back to look at the file carefully. ”

"Change the file once, you give me a quick go. ”

"It's not a big problem to change the file, but you need to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This can't be done at all, it doesn't have a barcode if it hasn't been typed. ”

"You, you, you're mad at me. Let's talk about this later, you wait for me to call Staff Officer Xia. ”

The man slowly stood up and dialed his phone.

"Counselor Xia, can that panda be replaced? Just after communicating, I found out that this chubby personality is not very good, and he is a little fierce. ”

"I've handed in my list, what do you say you want me to do? ”

"Oh, okay. Then it's okay, Staff Officer Xia, Jock will settle you tomorrow. The man hung up, his brow furrowed.

"What's the matter, leader?

"Xiaowen, where else is there a rented panda nursery that is complete. ”

"There was a one named Jock, which was supposed to be sent to the Hangzhou Zoo. ”

"Good, swap them out. It is not possible to add a needle to the file of false seedlings. It's not difficult to change the two names, and it's nothing to go to Hangzhou for one less shot. It's a big deal to post some air ticket money for Dr. Zhang to go to Hangzhou in time, and then make up the seedlings. ”

"No, leader, you can't do this. ”

"Are you going to tell me that I can't change my name? You don't know that the vaccinations are not all in Australia. When the time comes, if you really bite someone, or if you really have any disease, check the information. Can you afford it? Or can I afford it?"

"But... ”

"But what is it? Do you have a better way?"

"I'm trying to say that this Jock is a male panda. I went to Hangzhou to prepare for breeding in a different place after I was raised, and Fat Pang was a female panda. Therefore, forgetting to raise seedlings and confusing male and female are both very responsible. ”

"You said Hangzhou Zoo before?" the man said nervously.

"Yes. ”

The man took out his phone again and rummaged through it.

"Mr. Chen. ”

"You are?"

"Old Wang, you won't remember it, will you?"

"Oh, I remember. You won't be able to climb my Three Treasures Hall without anything. ”

"Old classmates are old classmates, and this thing is big and small. Chen is still working at Hangzhou Zoo, right?"

"What's wrong?

"It's still an old classmate, you're smart, this panda gender is wrong. Jock, do you remember? I'm going to give you one in a few days. ”

"Gender? What are you kidding? The male panda is given to the mother?"

"Isn't that right? So I want you to figure it out. ”

"Isn't there anything else you can replace?"

"You don't know, how many can be born in the same month? If you want to replace it with a difference of half a year, it is more difficult than ascending to the sky. And I can't do such a thing as stealing beams and changing pillars, because the scale is too big and too busy, so I got the wrong gender. You see, can we not report back to the top and digest ourselves internally?"

"Say, I'm listening. ”

"You used to raise this Jock first, and when it's time to breed, you will try it. And then he said no, even if there are other pandas after a few years, we will find a way to change them back?

"You don't know how much success and disadvantage of mating will affect my future job changes, do you? You still want me not to talk about it, so how are you going to compensate me here?"

"Pandas themselves are difficult to give birth, and the future of my old classmates will not be delayed by these pandas. If you look at this, we will help you publicize it when the time comes. In addition, we provide this giant panda for free, and all the follow-up expenses, what do you think?"

"It's not a big deal to help you hide it, but when something happens, you remember that you have a full resistance. ”

"If you say something from your old classmates, it won't cause you any trouble. The man hung up the phone and let out a long breath.

"It's settled?"

"You're still in the mood to ask, it's solved. Swap Jock and Chubby,"

"But this male and female?"

"The panda over there in Europe came back to this Jock in the past, and the lonely one who cared about it was male and female. Anyway, it will be changed back in a few years, and I have solved it here in Hangzhou. ”

"Thank you, leader. ”

", it's annoying to see you. Always make trouble for me, do things and leave me a snack. ”

。。。。。。

"Chubby. An adult panda stuck to Chubby's side.

The other red pandas also surrounded him, including Jock.

"We have received a similar tip, your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we have intelligence, do you hear?" said the adult panda.

"But teacher, I've only been studying for half a year and I've given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it well. Chubby gnawed on the bamboo and said helplessly.

"I've taught you everything that should be taught, and the koalas brought by the other party will also explain things on our side when they come back. It's double insurance, and what you have to guarantee is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda.

"Yes, I try my best. Chubby said.

"Humans are coming, pretending to gnaw a little more cheerfully. The adult panda said.

"Okay, teacher. Chubby picked up a few bamboos with both hands, and chewed hard with his teeth.

"Well done, Chubby. I'm proud of you. The adult panda whispered.

"This is Chubby, don't make a mistake about you who brought it to Hangzhou. Xiaowen pointed to Jock who was gathered in a heap and said.

"Okay. The two men grabbed Jock, who was watching from the sidelines, and loaded it into the special container.

Chubby watched Jock being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic, "You caught the wrong bear." ”

But no matter how loud Fat shouts, humans can't understand it.

The adult panda was also stunned in place, muttering: "This group of mentally handicapped humans, even pandas admit that they are wrong." It's too bad, you have to pay it back quickly. ”

Jock was taken away with a helpless face.