The evening performance officially began, and when Wu Bei was the host, she also introduced He Xiangdong's stand-up comedy well, saying that this was a special dedication at the end of the show, and it was regarded as greeting the audience in advance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The show went on smoothly one by one, and the audience was still the same, walking while performing, and when it was almost the end, less than half of the people present were left.

The last song sounded, and the lights in the audience were darkened as usual, and after singing, Wu Bei continued to come out to announce the curtain and help He Xiangdong's stand-up comedy announce the curtain, and the lights in the audience were not turned on.

This is much stronger than the last time I was in Baoji, last time Wu Bei came out directly and said that the performance was over, and the lights in the audience were turned on, and everyone stood up all of a sudden.

It's much better now, after the curtain is over, the person who picked up the scene quickly moved the table to the stage, and then set up the microphone, He Xiangdong lifted his coat and walked outside.

Walking in the eight-character square step of the opera program, he walked to the center of the stage without hurry, and the audience looked at the actor who came up with some curiosity, and there was no one who applauded, because no one knew him.

I was even more impatient to look at He Xiangdong and hated it, why, because they were tired of going home and wanted to go home, but now there is another actor coming up, come up, come up, but the lights are not on, who can see the road clearly.

It's a lack of morality.

A few grumpy ones have already started scolding the streets.

He Xiangdong didn't panic, he hadn't seen any stage conditions, he stood behind the table very calmly, looking at the audience, he didn't see it very really, it was too dark, he smiled: "There are a lot of people, and the empty seats are full, it's rare to be so full." ”

A small burden is thrown out, which elicits some laughter.

He Xiangdong himself lowered his head and smiled, and continued: "This is the first time I have come to our Baiyin, before I came, I was very much looking forward to it, Baiyin, how rich this name sounds, if there is no silver everywhere, how can this be embarrassing to come up with this name." ”

"We arrived the day before yesterday, and when we arrived, I called a few friends out of the house, and what are we doing, looking for silver, silver city, is there no silver on the street? ”

As soon as He Xiangdong opened his mouth, his voice seemed to have a magical magic, and the scene suddenly quieted down, although the audience was not smiling, they were all listening to He Xiangdong, and even the few people who were in a hurry to go back in front were not in a hurry now.

In fact, this is Tai Yuan'er, Tai Yuan'er is the most valuable thing for an actor, especially a cross talk actor, what other basic skills are not as good as this, no matter how good your work is, the audience doesn't like to watch you, no one wants to listen to what you say, what's the use of what you say?

The stage is good, as soon as the audience sees you, they are immediately very happy and happy, and they are also very willing to listen to you, and you feel like old buddies who have known you for many years, and you can't be familiar with it.

As soon as you talk again, it will work very well.

Therefore, an excellent cross talk actor, the audience must like this person in their hearts at a glance, and they feel very close to him, and that actor must be very easy-going and affinity. If this actor treats himself as an artist and an educator, and always wants to educate others with a straight face, then it will be over, and there will definitely be no stage relationship.

After a few words on the stage, He Xiangdong began to lay out the mat and said steadily: "It's getting dark, we're all tired, we're all tired, we're thirsty and hungry, buy something to eat, there happens to be a store on the side of the road, yes, it's you, you haven't picked up any silver, you haven't made a fortune, didn't Gorky say a word, stomach is the capital to make a fortune." ”

Another small burden.

This time, He Xiangdong said unhurriedly, it was very stable, and the burden was not too loud: "Who knows that the old man who opened the store refused to sell us anything, what's wrong, he said that he was going to close the door, it's not too late, why is it going to close, of course we don't want to, we are still hungry." The uncle explained to us, saying that there were a lot of homicides in our place, specializing in killing single women, and the uncle said that he was afraid. ”

"This old man said he was afraid?" He Xiangdong emphasized again.

The audience's laughter came out all of a sudden, and there has been a lot of uproar about this recently, and these people know it.

He Xiangdong smiled: "No way, people are the bosses, people don't do business anymore, and we don't have a problem." We only came out, this is hungry, it is dark, the cold wind blows, I also have goosebumps on my body, not frozen, but frightened, at the time it was not very scary, now think about it, a cold sweat. How cautious and panicked, specializing in killing single beauties, although I am a man, but I am delicate, what if that gangster admits his mistake?"

"Oh ......" There was a disgusted voice in the audience, He Xiangdong is a fat man who has been disabled for a long time, where is he delicate, does the elegance have anything to do with his sticky upper part?

He Xiangdong waved his hand and shouted loudly in dissatisfaction: "Then the uncle still thinks it has something to do with him, why can't I?"

"Oh ......" The disgusted voice in the audience became louder.

Soon the stage and the stage quickly became a piece, it was not difficult for He Xiangdong to make a piece, it was rare that he didn't use any burden this time, he used to be a big burden and a small burden was thrown out one after another, and the audience recognized him with laughter.

But this time he didn't, the method he used just now was not mainly shaking off the burden, but telling a story, although it was made up, but it was talking about his own business, and it was also linked to local hot current events, plus his storytelling skills were clever, and he quickly mingled with the audience.

This is to win by telling stories, rather than shaking off the burden, which is naturally more difficult, but the skills in this are introduced in the recording of Mr. Wang Miwei.

He Xiangdong saw that the effect was good, so he continued: "I'm scared, I can't do it, I'll call someone out to give me courage, who to call, just the hostess just now, I saw it, it's the one named Wu Bei." ”

The audience was stunned, what are you calling women for? Isn't it killing women?

Even Wu Bei in the background was stunned.

He Xiangdong wanted to hang their appetite, he said: "What are you calling people for, don't look at people's parents to be beautiful, that's makeup, and after removing makeup, other girls can ward off evil spirits." ”

The last two words He Xiangdong bit very hard, and when they came out, the audience laughed, the girl is so good-looking, how can she ward off evil spirits.

Wu Bei, who was also watching in the background, had a crooked nose.

He Xiangdong flipped it again: "On the outside, it's to ward off evil spirits, and inside the room, it's contraception." ”

"Hahaha......" laughed even more.

He Xiangdong finally used the burden he was good at: "Does this girl work? It works too well, she used to meet hooligans when she went out to play at night, and she didn't wear makeup at that time." That hooligan is so bad, how bad is it, even killing his own family, this is a guy with no humanity, Wu Bei met this person. ”

The audience also became nervous.

"That inhuman wicked man has no money in his pocket, so he takes out a knife and wants to rob it. He Xiangdong gestured: "He hugged Wu Bei and held a knife and pointed it at her face viciously." Wu Bei asked, 'What are you doing?'. The inhuman wicked man gasped and was stupid, and he stammered, 'Sister, this may be a misunderstanding'. ”

"Hahaha......" The audience leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

Wu Bei was trembling with anger, and the hand holding the microphone was shaking.

There were also a number of actors standing in the backstage watching at the upper door, and several of them ran to the audience, where the viewing experience was better.

"You bastard. Wu Bei screamed angrily, and she accidentally turned on the microphone switch as soon as she shook her hand hard.

All of a sudden, the sound came out, and it sounded in the sound equipment.

Worst!

Stage accidents. (To be continued.) )