Chapter 460: You're definitely here to tease me
Looking for Zhang Mazi?
Listening to this task, many viewers were stunned for a moment, and then speculated with some excitement whether Yuyao would appear in the form of a special guest on the show. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But everyone in the circle didn't think so, they could be sure that Yuyao would not appear on the show. As for the Weibo he posted to prove their friendship, they just took a casual look.
After all, it's not surprising that they've done a lot of this kind of superficial work, it's just that they wonder how he could come up with such a task.
Even Sun Meili and the others on TV looked at each other, feeling a little puzzled by this task.
"Director, what...... How do you find it?" Huang Xiaobo couldn't help but ask.
"The eight of you are divided into two groups, Zhang Guoqiang and Duan Yi, who participated in the movie, are in a group with the two old-timers, and the remaining four of you are in a group, whoever finds Zhang Mazi first will win, and the losing group will accept the final punishment!"
After listening to today's rules, Sun Meili and Huang Xiaochu shouted a little unexpectedly.
Huang Xiaochu said happily: "What do you mean?
Sun Meili also grinned: "Director, you mean that I am in a group with this dead fat man today?"
Huang Xiaobo pretended to say: "Oh, it's not good, the two old-timers are here, and they are guests, it's really not good for us to bully them like this." ”
Not only them, but the audience in front of the TV were also a little surprised when they heard this rule.
"Teaming up, the new rules?"
"Now the company commander is miserable, Huang Xiaobo and Huang Xiaochu are in a team, it's not easy for them to win?"
"That's not necessarily, Zhang Yang will definitely set up a lot of obstacles in the middle, and luck is also very important. The combination of the company commander and Yuan Lang cannot be underestimated, and it is possible to kill Shuanghuang. ”
"Actually, I'm more curious about how to find Zhang Mazi, the squad leader won't really appear in the show, right? After all, the squad leader and Zhang Yang still maintain friendship, can't come to the show, and it's no problem to come to the show in the end, right?"
"Don't think about it, the squad leader will definitely not come, and Pioneer Media will definitely not agree. ”
On TV, Zhang Guoqiang and Duan Yi had consciously walked out of the team and stood with Ge Yan, and then looked at Huang Xiaochu and the others opposite with a smug face.
This show has been done for six episodes, and they have already learned the cunning of Huang Xiaochu and Huang Xiaobo, two old foxes, and they really have no confidence against the two of them at the same time, not to mention that there is a Sun Meili who ignores all kinds of rules and is eyeing him on the side......
Zhang Yang continued to announce the rules, and the final task was to find Zhang Mazi, and they would give various information about Zhang Mazi's location in the middle, but of course it was not so easy to get this information.
After listening to Zhang Yang's introduction, Zhang Guoqiang immediately said: "Director Zhang, I don't need information, I know where Zhang Mazi is." ”
All eyes were on him.
"He's at Huang Shilang's house. Zhang Guoqiang said solemnly, paused, he seemed to think of something again, turned back to Zhou Zhang and said, "Old Zhou, you know that I am not talking about you. ”
"Hahaha......"
As soon as these words came out, not only a few guests at the scene were happy, but even many viewers in front of the TV couldn't stop laughing.
Under the hint of Zhang Yang's Weibo, everyone knew that Huang Shilang that Zhang Guoqiang just said was referring to Pioneer Media.
Zhang Yang was also happy and said, "Old rules, hand over your wallets and mobile phones." ”
has recorded so many episodes of the show, not only the audience but also the guests, they all have an incomparable understanding of this rule.
Several guests did not resist senselessly, and obediently took out their wallets, mobile phones and handed them to the staff.
In the seventh episode of the show, they completely gave up the idea of hiding some more private money.
The two machines have been following them from the beginning to the end of the recording, and they can't spend it quietly even if they hide their private money.
At this time, a staff member drove a car over.
Zhang Guoqiang and Sun Meimei all looked at Zhang Yang a little blankly, with a look of disbelief in their eyes.
"Director Zhang, have you found out your conscience?" Zhang Guoqiang exclaimed: "You actually sent us a car?"
"Director, we're a little flattered. Huang Xiaobo couldn't help but exclaim, "There won't be any traps in this car, right?"
In the previous installments, they all figured out how to get to their destinations by themselves, but this time they were suddenly given a car, and they were really a little unaccustomed to it.
Sun Meili suddenly found the key point and asked, "Director, this car can seat five people at most, isn't it enough?"
Zhang Yang said with a smile: "Because the program team has limited funds, we can only prepare one car. ”
The eyes of the crowd widened instantly.
The audience in front of the TV was amused by them and bent over.
"I'm a big deal, and the funds are limited, how short of money your program team is!"
"This stalk is going to be broken!"
"With a production cost of more than 100 million, he actually has the face to say that the funds are not enough, and I am also drunk. ”
"Didn't he say it in the last issue? The lack of funds is because I bought too many lamb ...... in the first issue."
"Cut lamb: I don't carry this pot!"
"Hahahaha......"
At this time, Sun Meili posted a Weibo, which attracted the attention of many people.
"For everyone's safety, I recommend that you skip the next ten minutes, thank you. ”
Skip the next ten minutes?
Still thinking about our safety?
What do you mean?
All the viewers who saw Weibo were confused, and then stared at the TV tightly, for fear of missing something important.
Many people even ridiculed him on Weibo, saying that he successfully attracted their attention, and they would definitely appreciate it, and some people said that he must be brilliant in the next ten minutes, he must be shameless advertising for himself, and some people said that he followed Zhang Yang to record a show, he didn't learn anything else, but learned the essence of shamelessness.
On TV, Zhang Yang told the eight guests with a smile that the two teams need to compete for the right to use the car for half an hour through a game, and the way to play this game is to sing.
"Singing?"
"How do you sing it?"
"What song?"
The eight guests were also confused.
"Draw a song at random, sing two lines per person in order, and everyone can sing it word for word even if they win, and whichever team sings first wins. Zhang Yang pointed at Ge Yan and Zhou Zhang and said, "Take care of the guests, they come first." ”
Sun Meili immediately jumped out: "Director, why should they go first, it's not fair." ”
Zhang Yang looked at him with a smile: "Isn't it fair?"
Looking at his expression, Sun Meimei's whole person was not good.
He was sure that if he insisted that it was unfair, there would be a terrible task waiting for him next!
This is a bloody lesson that he summed up several times by example.
"Director, fair fair, it's so fair. Huang Xiaobo hurriedly pulled him back and said with a smile: "It's a guest from afar, Ge Lao, they should be first." ”
Then, he said to Sun Meili with palpitations: "It doesn't matter if you die by yourself, but don't drag us into the water." We're a team now. Oh my god, I'm a little scared to be on the same team as you madman. ”
Audience: "Hahaha......"
Zhang Guoqiang chose the song on behalf of their team.
Unfortunately, they chose a Cantonese song - "Like You".
Zhang Guoqiang was directly stunned.
"Hahahaha......"
Seeing his song, Sun Meili suddenly burst into gloating laughter.
The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter!
What kind of luck are you!
Looking at the song title on the card in his hand, Zhang Guoqiang was about to cry!
Cantonese songs!
Don't rap, even if you give him the lyrics and ask him to read them, he won't be able to pronounce them!
He turned his head to look at Duan Yi and the three of them, and said weakly, "Do you know how to sing?"
Duan Yi and the three of them couldn't help but be happy, and shook their heads one after another.
Zhang Guoqiang looked at Zhang Yang pitifully and asked, "Can I redraw it again?"
Zhang Yang sent a sympathetic look over and said, "The next group." ”
"Hahaha......" Huang Xiaobo stepped forward with a laugh and said happily: "What is luck? What is luck! A good opportunity has been wasted, right? Hahaha......
Zhang Guoqiang pointed to the pile of cards angrily and said, "Don't be too happy, maybe you can also smoke a Cantonese song." ”
"I'm fine! Huang Xiaobo confidently pulled out a card, and then, the smile on his face froze.
Zhang Guoqiang leaned over to take a look, and he laughed like crazy.
"What do I say! What do I say! Hahaha......"
Sun Meili ran over nervously, and after seeing the song title on the card, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked at him with a very speechless gaze.
The camera moved over, and the audience saw four big characters written on the card - "I Really Love You".
In an instant, countless viewers almost died of laughter.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. What kind of luck is this!"
"Didn't Huang Xiaobo just say that he didn't even have a problem with English songs?
Later, Huang Xiaochu and Wang Bao were also stunned, hahaha, it was so fun. ”
"Even Zhang Yang has a very surprised expression!"
"It's a perfect interpretation of what it means to die if you don't die!"
On the screen, Zhang Yang also said a little speechlessly: "You must be here to tease me." ”
The audience laughed again, and said to themselves, do you dare to be a little more shameless!
Who is teasing whom?
You put these songs in when you know that people can't sing Cantonese, aren't you deliberately tricking people?
"Ahem......" Huang Xiaobo came back to his senses, pretended to be calm and took the card in his hand, turned around and asked: "Cantonese song, I'm fine, can you do it?"
The consequence of his words was to attract the joint pursuit of Sun Meili and Huang Xiaochu!
Watching Huang Xiaobo hug his head and run around, the audience kept happy.
This show is really getting more and more fun, and it's completely laughing from beginning to end!