Chapter 045 Let's Catch the Grasshopper, Zheng Ermao!(2-in-1)
Elder Lu Village had already led people to complete various purchases while they were cutting beans, so the bonfire party was held almost immediately after dark, and many people, including many villagers in the village, participated. www.biquge.info With an audience, it seems like a fish in water for such a group of idols, plus there are TV station people and professional MCs, and the atmosphere is always easy to get high.
Therefore, the scene soon became a little uncontrollable, and by nine o'clock in the evening, in Wang Xianwu's words, this had already saved up enough shots for ten episodes. However, even if there was no longer a shooting task, the atmosphere around the campfire was still hot, and some things were going on uncontrollably, except for a few VJs, even the staff all put down their positions and began to try to sit on the sidelines with barbecue trays......
"Wood, is it appropriate to eat this here?" While Village Chief Lu was being encouraged by the village aunts to sing on stage, Krystal elbowed her brother to the strange question she asked by the roast tray in her hand.
"Yes...... Is there anything inappropriate?" Kim Jongming was a little puzzled.
"This is a beef tenderloin...... Krystal shook the tray and pointed to the barn behind him. "Xiaoqing is watching, isn't it cruel?"
"How so?" Jin Zhongming sighed. "This is a complicated philosophical question, and if I can answer it, I may be able to become a Buddha on the spot. β
"So what?"
"So if you don't want to eat, you don't eat. β
"But I've taken it all. β
"I see. Jin Zhongming nodded, then lowered his head and opened his mouth, allowing the kind-hearted Krystal to stuff the beef tenderloin into his mouth.
"The relationship between the two is really good. Seeing Kim Jong-ming eat the beef tenderloin one by one, Yeon Jung-hoon, who had been waiting for a long time, finally found a reason to interject.
"Where, I'm just used to it. Kim replied with a smile, and Krystal stood up and bowed lightly, then walked away.
"Actually...... You should also be able to see that I came specifically to ask Taewoo this time. Yeon Jung-hoon said with some impatience. "There are some things that I'll talk to you about first. β
"Let's go over there. Jin Zhongming wiped his mouth unhurriedly, and then stood up and raised his hand, signaling the other party to follow him to a secluded place.
Yeon Jung-hoon nodded and followed, and he also found that he was a little out of breath when he just came out.
"Let's be honest. Walking in the pepper field behind the idol village, Jin Zhongming was a little puzzled. "I noticed what you mean when I got in the car, but ...... I don't think there's anything we need to discuss, do I?"
"Maybe I'm worried, but I think it's better to say hello. Yeon Jung-hoon smiled bitterly. "You may not know that as soon as I debuted, I was ...... with Jang Dongjian's seniors, Lee Byung-hun's seniors, and Song Seung-hun's seniors."
"There are also Zhu Zhenmo, Kwon Sang-woo, and Bae Yong-jun...... Isn't it?" Kim Jong Ming thought it was a little funny. "I know that you are all in the 70s, just like the reason why I naturally walked with those post-85s in the circle. But so what? Am I still upset about that?"
"Recently, with the hit of "Uncle" and the failure of "Seeing the Devil", there have indeed been a lot of strange rumors in the film circle. Yeon Jung-hoon's meaning is very clear, he is just afraid that Kim Jong-myung will be unhappy with him because of his relationships. "I forgot to congratulate you on the fact that the movie has reached the 5.5 million mark, it seems that breaking the record of "Lao Qian" is just around the corner. β
"Tongxi. Jin Zhongming frowned slightly. "So what are the rumors? I'm extremely unhappy with Song Chengxian and Li Bingxian, or am I going to kill all the post-70s actors? You think too much, seniors, even if you have a good relationship with Song Chengxian, I won't do anything. To be reasonable, this question is not that complicated, I don't know what Song Chengxian told you, but unless you are crazy, no one will be angry with a group because of a grudge against a person, so ...... Really don't think too much about it. β
"To be honest, I don't mean anything else. Yeon Jung-hoon stopped on the edge of the pepper field. "It's just, it's just like you said, Song Chengxian doesn't know what's going on this time, and he does feel a little frightened, and I am indeed a little suspicious by him, I hope you can forgive me. β
"Oh. Kim Jong Ming was noncommittal. "It was because he drank too much and talked nonsense to reporters, saying that I was nothing, and I had to blame my teacher, so I stopped him. It's still the same sentence, it doesn't mean anything else, don't you care!"
"He was so frightened at this premiere that he didn't dare to invite anyone at all, he just thought that you should give my father face, so he called us husband and wife...... After listening to his words, the two of us also felt a little unbelievable. β
Jin Zhongming nodded again and again, noncommittal, what the premiere or anything was those people who were making their own emotions, in fact, he had never thought about this kind of thing at all, but it was not good to really have negative rumors about himself and Ahn Sung-ki because of the locks of Song Seung-hun's group.
"He invited Zhang Dongjian and Lee Byung-hun before, but they were refused, so when he came to me, he told me that if we didn't go to the premiere of "The Stateless", there would be no one to support him......" Yeon Jung-hoon babbled and said the specific reason for the incident. "My husband and wife also felt strange, and coupled with my long-standing friendship with Taewoo, I found this opportunity to come over and pay a visit. β
"Oh?" Jin Zhongming's face finally showed some interest. "Jang Dong-jian and Lee Byung-hun refused the premiere of "The Stateless"?
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"Is it also because Song Chengxian's drinking words are afraid of me and my teacher?"
"Probably. β
"It's not good. Jin Zhongming became serious. "It will really make others think that we teachers and students are really cautious. β
"What ......?"
"What is the premiere of "The Stateless"?"
"September 8th. β
"At that time, I had already painted "Uncle...... Well, tell him for me, send me a few invitations, and I'll bring someone to cheer him on. Jin Zhongming looked at the other party and smiled slightly. "What's the matter, now they are at ease, right? seniors, you people don't have to think too much, right?"
"You're really ......," Yeon Jung-hoon breathed a sigh of relief. "It's not in vain that I cut the beans all day. β
"Tired, aren't you?" said Kim Jong-ming.
"After coming to this show, I finally understood something. Yan Zhengxun took advantage of the distant firelight behind him to look at his red hands, which could still be seen, and shook his head with emotion. "Young people nowadays are really hardworking, and there is a reason why you can catch up. Take you alone, a young man of your worth and status can still be so sincere in movies and variety shows, no wonder he was able to help Senior An Shengji make Senior Zhang Dongjian disheartened...... Oh, the gaffe. β
Kim Jong Ming smiled but did not speak.
"It's a worthwhile trip, farewell. Yeon Jung-hoon bowed his head and turned to leave.
Jin Zhongming didn't care, but he just looked at his hand in the dim firelight, and then he realized that he also had a blister on his hand, don't say it, it hurts. However, thinking of anything else, he didn't feel much about the blister, and walked briskly back to the campfire.
"Blisters?" Krystal wasn't at the campfire, she was squatting on the edge of the cowshed with Sunny eating the mushrooms in her pocket, sweet and comfortable. "Didn't you?"
Saying that, Krystal also put down the sour berry wild fruit and stretched out his hand to show Jin Zhongming, but it was indeed not.
"Isn't that right?" Sunny held out his hand, revealing a frayed blister on it. "There's no reason crystals are thicker than me, right?"
"But I really don't. Krystal rubbed his hands, and sure enough, there was nothing wrong with it. "It's just that my waist is a little sore......"
"That's natural. Just when Kim Jong Ming breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Min's voice suddenly came from the cowshed, and sure enough, this screen came to find her own destiny, she came like a snake and entangled Sunny, and she didn't feel hot in the summer, and followed by a little little dinosaur with some twists......
"What does nature mean?" Kim Jong-myung noticed the little instinctive discord between Krystal and Park Ji-yeon, and wanted to quickly change the subject.
"Of course it means you. Hyomin reached out to steal a sour berry, but was slapped on the hand by Sunny, so he had to look up and talk to Kim Jong Ming aggrievedly. "Don't think we haven't seen it, you've been helping Krystal and that Quan Xiaosheng cut beans, and it's not bad that they do half the work of everyone else......"
"Am I not allowed to spoil my sister?" Kim Jong Ming was right.
"yes. Hyo-min didn't care. "No one said anything, it's just that Quan Xiaosheng has always wanted to thank you in person, but he didn't dare to say it several times......"
"Have you eaten gunpowder?" Jin Zhongming was a little angry.
"It's just a little uncomfortable. Hyomin's mood suddenly turned from high-pitched to low. "After tomorrow morning, there will be nothing in "Youth Undefeated", right?" When he arrived here, Wan Nian Xiaoshou's voice suddenly became high-pitched again. ββ¦β¦ Anyway, I'm also very frail, but you didn't help me but helped that Quan Xiaosheng...... She has big breasts...... Huge breasts, huh?"
"What kind of vinegar is this?" Jin Zhongming really couldn't listen to it.
Sunny waved his hand at Kim Jong-ming, and then hugged Hyo-min with his backhand: "Don't think too much, you don't know what kind ......of character she has?
"Really?" Kim Jong Ming was noncommittal, and then he turned his gaze to the little dinosaur sitting next to Xiao Min, the little dinosaur was already exhausted at the moment, although Tara is not as tired as before, but the little dinosaur is the biggest exception, she now has the starring movie in her hand, there is "Heroes and Heroes", and FNC is indeed tilting the overall resources towards her.
And...... This girl seems to be very unlucky today.
"Have you washed your face?" asked Jin Zhongming with his head down.
"Poof!" it was Krystal who let out an eerie laugh, but was immediately glared at by her brother.
"It's okay. Park Ji-yeon touched her face, and it was a little strange that she didn't react to Krystal's ridicule. "It just doesn't smell and taste good......"
"Bean worms. Jin Zhongming laughed dryly for the rest of his life. "The smell is its means of self-preservation, just wash it again before going to bed. β
"Hmm. Park Ji-yeon nodded, and even stopped saying anything, which is really a bit weird.
"Speaking of bean worms...... "Sunny saw something and began to help with the nonsense. "I ate it once. β
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Krystal, Hyo-min and Park Ji-yeon were all dumbfounded, and only Xiaoqing on the top of the four people 'mooed', I don't know if they were telling their master that they had eaten that thing.
"I ate it once, too. Jin Zhongming recalled. "It's expensive, but it tastes good, and I've heard that the nutritional value is not bad......
"Wood ......" Krystal was a little confused. "Are you crazy?"
"It seems to be true. Hyo-min also reacted. "I seem to have seen canned bean worms in the supermarket, and it's really expensive. And...... And Sister Juli said she had tasted it too......"
"Oh, Madame Gully. Jin Zhongming was thoughtful. "Such a gentle person...... Tsk, I can't see it. β
"There's so much you can't see. Hyomin replied as she leaned on Sunny's back. She also caught the grasshopper scared Bao Lan and Zhao Yan crawling all over the ground...... I was also quite scared at the time, but today I didn't hesitate to grab a big grasshopper lying on my face, and then stepped on it to death...... Sure enough, "Youth Undefeated" exercises people. β
"Grasshoppers taste good when fried. Kim Jong Ming further added. "Canned bean worms are rare, but fried canned grasshoppers, silkworm pupae, and nymphs are everywhere in Korea, and you can buy two cans and add food when you go back to Seoul tomorrow. β
"It's going to die. Hyomin replied weakly. "Eun Jing will kill me. β
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"Pretty much. Jin Zhongming smiled and nodded. "With her character, she's going to kill you. β
"Is this a scream? Krystal casually ate the last yellow mushroom lady.
"It's a grasshopper. Sunny lowered his head and shoved the last yellow mushroom girl in his hand into Hyomin's mouth. "You know how it's called?"
"It's a grasshopper. Jin Zhongming glanced at the still lively bonfire show in the distance, and then looked back at Ermao. "How about Ermao, I'll take you to catch gnats! I remember...... I saw a small iron cage in Road Li's house, which is very suitable for being a gnat's cage...... Maybe it's a special cage for grasshoppers. β
"Is there anyone else who has that?" Krystal was dumbfounded.
"Go ahead. Without waiting for Krystal to say yes, Sunny spoke. "There's no shortage of you two at the bonfire, so it's good to take her to play......"
"I want to go too. Park Ji-yeon raised her hand abruptly. "I also want to see what the gnats look like. β
"Let's come along. "Jin Zhongming naturally doesn't care.
Hyomin swallowed the sour berry, and then shrugged his shoulders indifferently, saying that he would not make any comments on his family's departure. In this way, Sunny and Hyomin return to the campfire, and Kim Jong-ming takes the two little ones to visit Road Lee, and unexpectedly, Road Lee is obviously an expert, and he goes straight home to get a pair of rusty iron cages.
"I used to coax children to play when they were young. Li graciously handed over the cage. "Take it, make the kids happy, it's all the same. β
"Thank you very much. Jin Zhongming hurriedly took the two of them to thank them.
"It's just two cages, what are we talking about between us?" replied generously, and at the same time he enthusiastically pointed to the bean field during the day. "Go over there, the grass over there is strong, and the quality of the gnats is the best!"
After thanking him many times, Jin Zhongming was as good as a stream, and then he directly took the two hairy girls to the position where they had worked all day during the day and walked over.
"It's fun. Before she could get there, Krystal was naturally excited, and she found that the concrete road was paved with beans that had been cut during the day, and she creaked when she stepped on it.
"yes. Jin Zhongming rubbed the other party's head dotingly.
The little girl who grew up in the city will certainly feel broken down on farm work, but she will also be curious and surprised to see this kind of customs that she has never seen before, in fact, even Park Ji-yeon next to her is deliberately stepping on those pods, and the sound of rattling and rattling immediately sounded all the way along the footsteps of the three of them.
However, when the three of them came to one place, they stopped brushing together, because it was very clear that in a bush five or six meters away from the three of them, the cry of the gnats was particularly loud.
"Do any of you want to try it?" asked Jin Zhongming looking back.
"I'll just look at it. The little dinosaur shook his head.
Krystal hesitated: "Will it bite?"
"I want to lie to you, but ...... It does bite, and it hurts. Kim Jong Ming told the truth.
"Then I'll look at it too. "Krystal is so sensible. "Wood, you're on!"
"Okay, you two keep quiet, I'll try to come myself. Jin Zhongming walked forward slowly, and at the same time, his mind flooded with the experience of capturing this thing. "It's been a long time since I've been caught, and I've forgotten what's going on. β
"Wood, have you caught it before? when? Why am I not impressed?" asked Krystal in a barrage.
"You were caught before you were born. Krystal's answer immediately quieted Krystal.
In fact, this thing is not easy to catch, and it can even be said that this thing is the most difficult to catch among the so-called three major songworms.
You know, cicadas are stupid, a net from the back door is a set, grasshoppers are too weak to bounce, unless it is a child, otherwise brute force to pounce...... The grasshopper is the most responsive and has the strongest ability to bounce, in short, it will immediately stop and hide at the slightest disturbance, and it will not speak again until it senses that there is no danger in the outside world. Therefore, it takes a lot of patience to catch a grasshopper, at least to achieve 'I am calm when the enemy is still, and I am also moving when the enemy moves'.
Kim Jong Ming is exactly like this at the moment.
When he walked two or three meters, the sound of the gnats stopped, and Jin Zhongming immediately stood up straight, waiting quietly for the other party, and sure enough, two minutes later, the gnats made its characteristic chirping sound again...... Jin Zhongming took two more steps, and his voice stopped abruptly again...... Wait, tweet, and go on...... Finally, by the faint light of the fire in the distance, Jin Zhongming found such a grasshopper that was constantly vibrating its wings - that was the real location of its generator, and it made a sound by vibrating the two wings and rubbing the wings against the final sounder.
Patiently adjusting to the back of the grasshopper, Jin Zhongming slowly stretched out his hand, according to his experience, if he really pounced on it, there was a chance that it would fail, but the grasshopper was not sensitive to slow-moving objects...... One blow was fatal, and for the first time, this gnats were pinched by Jin Zhongming with a pair of powerful thighs!
"Ho-ho!" Krystal rightfully opened the small cage in his hand and watched as the gnats were put inside.
To tell the truth, there is one thing that is very important in people's appreciation of beauty, and that is vitality! Even if you were skeptical of such a thing as a grasshopper before, or even feel disgusted by it, but when you see a creature jumping up and down with inexhaustible energy appearing in the cage in your hand, then all the previous unhappiness and strangeness will become vanished. If you look at this strange bug at this time, you will be attracted by its strong thighs, full wings, hideous mouthparts, and even a somewhat harsh-sounding ringing sound, because this little thing with a strong vitality is completely controlled by itself. And this feeling is simply not too beautiful!
"Wood...... How do you raise it?" Krystal was completely fascinated by such a bouncing gadget at this time. "What does it eat?"
"Whatever ......," Kim Jong Ming thought for a moment. "Fruits and vegetables, it eats almost everything!"
"Oh!" Krystal nodded, then ran away with his cage in his hand. "I'm going to show Sunny Sister ......"
Jin Zhongming was helpless, but fortunately, he still knew that there was a little dinosaur looking at him next to him, so the second round of capture began immediately.
However, this time...... Unexpectedly unlucky. Several times, he was spotted at the last minute by a gnat, and then disappeared with a kick, and once in a bush, he couldn't even move his hands. In this way, after repeated times, Park Ji-yeon still looked interested, but Kim Jong-ming was already impatient, what is going on? When he caught his sister, he was so neat, and when he caught someone else's little girl, it became like this.
But...... The angrier this thing gets, the harder it gets to catch...... In the end, Jin Zhongming almost pounced with brute force, and the only consequence of this was that eight or nine times out of ten were missed, and one time was drilled out of the fingers by the opponent.
Kim Jong-ming was already out of breath.
"oppa!" Park Ji-yeon, who was sitting on the bean straw on the side of the road, couldn't stand it anymore. "Forget it, you did your best, forget it if you don't. β
Kim Jong Ming walked up from the weeds by the bean field with an embarrassed face: "I'm really sorry, Ji-yeon." β
"Nothing. "Park Ji-yeon is a little scary to be calm today. "Actually...... It's also my troubled to see you and your sister so good...... I couldn't help but follow along. β
"Really?" Jin Zhongming sat down, and the sweat on his head quickly dissipated in the night breeze.
"yes. Park Ji-yeon looked at the small cage in her hand boredly. "I felt it from the beginning of my work this morning, you really spoiled her all the time, and people outside said that she was covered by you, and life was easy...... I didn't know until today that it's true. β
"Is something wrong?" Kim heard something. "Variety show or movie is not going well?"
"Neither. Ji-yeon shook her head. "I'm the number one female in the movie, or our own company. I am the most popular in the variety show, not only did I know Ji-eun, but the two MCs and Lu Shiyan's seniors also knew how to take care of young people...... How could it not go well?"
Jin Zhongming didn't say a word, he still heard something.
"It's my brother. "The little dinosaur was a little weak. "It's almost time for the college entrance examination...... But his results ...... Basically gave up anyway. β
"Is that your brother?" Kim Jong-ming had some realization in her heart, no wonder seeing herself and Krystal would make her feel so much. "I thought it was your brother...... You told me it was your brother, right?"
"Actually, he's always been like my brother. Ji-yeon is even more powerless. "Since I was a child, I have provided his pocket money...... In fact, seeing that the college entrance examination is getting closer and closer, his family hopes that I can introduce him to a job in the entertainment industry......"
Jin Zhongming was dumbfounded.
"I found the president first, and then the president scolded me......" Ji-yeon lowered her head a little aggrieved. "Then I asked Lu Hongzhe's senior, who asked him to be a model, but he still felt wronged and didn't want to go. Not only that, but my family saw that I had developed well in the past six months, and began to use my photos in the store at home to attract customers...... The president didn't want to turn against my parents because of this, but he scolded me again. β
"It's not easy for you to ......," Kim Jong Ming sighed. "But...... There's more to it than that, right?"
The little dinosaur didn't speak.
"I heard...... You can't even keep your position in the team now?" Jin Zhongming turned his head and glanced at the little girl who was already crying. "What's going on? Hyomin's bad mood seems to have something to do with it, right?"
"Everyone is in a bad mood about this. Ji-yeon lowered her head and pinched a pod. "It's not for oppa, in fact, Sister Xiaomin proposed to ask you to help before, but it was seriously vetoed by the current captain, Sister Baolan......
"What did Eun Jing say?"
Sister Enjing didn't say anything. Ji-yeon glanced at Kim Jong-myeong. But the attitude is very clear, she also feels incomprehensible to this newcomer, but she doesn't want to look for you. β
"It's normal. Jin Zhongming's expression was very calm. "She's always tough. β
"After I said it today...... If you interfere, will it be considered me to be a snitch?" asked the little dinosaur tentatively.
"Nothing. Jin Zhongming looked back at the firelight in the distance. "First, if nothing happens, I have no reason to hurt Eunjing's self-esteem. Second, I know more about your seventh member than you do. β
"Really?" Park Ji-yeon was puzzled.
"Liu Huaying, right?" Jin Zhongming pouted. "I did well with my twin sister on Staking in May, and I was valued by your CCM scouts, and I was crammed into your group last month. Feels abrupt, doesn't it?"
"The rookie period that the six of us have survived together......" Ji-yeon did not shy away from the thoughts in her heart at all. "Sister Zhaoyan fainted directly with a cold, Sister Enjing broke her leg when she went down the steps, and Sister Xiaomin also worked so hard in "Undefeated Youth...... She just came in without even being a trainee...... It's not fair. β
"yes. Kim Jong Ming was noncommittal. "And Liu Huaying's personality is also a little problematic, do you know? Originally, your president took a fancy to her sister who won the championship of Miss Chunxiang, and her sister's emotional intelligence and acting experience are indeed worth mentioning. But her sister did everything in her power to give up her place...... This is strange, not to mention how her family and her sister spoil her, but Kim Kwang-so actually agreed...... I'm a little confused about this...... What the hell does Kim Kwang-so think? But no matter what, this is a person who has been spoiled by his family, and he is simply out of place with you!"
"Really?" the little dinosaur really didn't know about these things.
"And there's a key issue here. Jin Zhongming turned his head and stared at the little dinosaur. "As long as your president is here, it's almost inevitable to add people, because your president has a spell in his heart, and several older members of your group also have ......"
"Girls' Generation's seniors ......" Ji-yeon reacted.
"Yes!" Jin Zhongming nodded. "So it's not just the seventh, but the eighth and the ninth in the back! Are you ready?"
"Old Nine...... Three Liu Huaying, what should I do?" the little dinosaur was a little dazed.
Looking at this little girl, thinking that the other party was only a year older than Krystal, Jin Zhongming was also a little distressed: "I don't know, but at least it's right to hug the people around you." Tell Eun Jing more about something......"
"But...... She's also hard, and I don't want to look for her for everything. β
"So...... Did you find me?"
"I didn't think about you at first...... It's just that everyone in the family is like that, and the atmosphere in the team is like this, and it's really ...... to see you and Krystal like this today Some envy. β
"Understandable. Jin Zhongming nodded, didn't say anything more, and Ji-yeon didn't say anything more, but lowered his head and opened the mouth of the cage and stuffed beans into it...... For a moment, neither of them had anything to say.
After being silent for a while, Jin Zhongming suddenly stretched out a hand: "Give me the cage." β
"There's no need to arrest it. The little girl shook her head. "It's tiring. β
"I'm not going to catch it, but the cage is for me. Jin Zhongming still maintained the movement of reaching out.
The little dinosaur didn't know why, but he still handed the small iron cage over.
"Trick it up for you. Kim Jongming carried the cage behind him and handed it over a few seconds later.
Park Ji-yeon's eyes lit up, because a big gnats jumping up and down in the small cage were constantly spreading their legs, jumping up and down to show their vitality. This is a greenish in color, very large, and very majestic-looking, even more beautiful than the previous one in Ermao.
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"Say yes beforehand. Kim Jong Ming explained. "The cicada's generator is on my back, and I just used too much force to break its generator......"
"Then it won't bark now, so I'm sorry to give it to me?"
"You can think of it as a gnats with social phobia. Kim Jong Ming explained. "Not being able to express itself about pursuing the mother is almost equivalent to losing all social skills for it, but it is still alive and well. It's alive and beautiful, isn't it?"
Park Ji-yeon nodded fiercely.
"If you have the kung fu, try to raise it for a few days, and if you don't have time to spare it, let it go!"
"Oppa, don't worry, leave it to me!" the little dinosaur grabbed the cage in his hand.
As soon as the words fell, Krystal's voice came from far to near in the distance: "Wood, Sister Sunny wants one too, Sister Narsha wants it too, and many people want one anyway...... Why don't you catch another ten or eight?"
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