The world is a little different from what you know.

The East is all immortals, and the West calls itself magic.

There are endless things that are difficult for science to explain.

Of course, the immortal art in this is only the deepest consciousness of a person's subconscious.

After hundreds of years of scientific intervention, these products that cannot be explained by science have been dissected and understood.

Cultivating immortals can only make humans stronger, but immortality is still unattainable.

Cultivating immortals is divided into foundation building, enlightenment, golden pill, yuan infant, out-of-body, distraction, merger, cave void, Mahayana, and tribulation.

It sounds very mysterious, isn't it, but in fact...

From birth to school, kindergarten begins to open the spiritual root.

The first and second grades are all about building the foundation.

The third and fourth grades are the consecration.

The fifth and sixth grades are Jindan.

This is the end of elementary school, and the primary school culture has also become Jindan monk.

The first day of junior high school is the first baby.

The second year of junior high school is out-of-body.

The third year of junior high school is a distraction.

The nine-year compulsory education has come to an end, and distraction can only be regarded as uneducated.

Secondary school and high school students are called pseudo-fitted and true-combined, but both are collectively referred to as combined.

Colleges and undergraduates are called false insights and true insights, but both are collectively referred to as insights.

Master's degree is Mahayana.

Ph.D. and postdocs are also called post-tribulation and post-tribulation.

When you reach the tribulation, you will learn the end, and the rest of the learning will depend on your own understanding.

Now in the 21st century, cultivation is getting easier and simpler.

The fit didn't dare to make a sound.

Insight is everywhere, and Mahayana is piled up.

The catastrophe is only a name.

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"You give me a good meal, I know how much distraction I can't fit in, how much I can't read and understand is caused by not eating enough nutrition when I was a child. Mom said angrily.

"Aren't there some Bigu who don't need to eat?" I said.

"Where did you hear that? At that time, everyone was poor, and it was good that your father and I could eat a mouthful of meat a month. Experts have said that Bigu Immortal cultivation is pseudoscience. Give me something to eat, do you hear? Mom said anxiously.

I struggled to control my chopsticks and glanced at my mother.

Mom didn't look at me, I simply grabbed the chopsticks with my hand.

But before I could stretch out my chopsticks, my mother's chopsticks in the air slapped my hand.

"How old are you? Do you still want to use your hands when eating?" I have taught you the art of chopsticks for so long, and I have learned it in vain?" said my mother.

"I don't cultivate enough, so it's so slow to eat like this. I said.

"Look at your uncompetitive appearance, look at Wang Gangdan, who is one year younger than you next door. At your age, you can make origami, and those small handmade people in the city have won awards. Look at you again, you can't even move a chopstick in the air. What will you do when you grow up? If you are stupid like this, you will not be able to marry a wife in the future?" said my mother with a sigh.

"But I've worked hard, and if I can't learn, what's the solution. I said.

"There are forty children in the class, except for the fool who has some IQ problems, you are the second-to-last. If you can't learn to repeat a grade, see how I beat you up then. See how you're crying then, I've discussed it with your dad. I'll sign you up for cram school in a few days, and you'll be serious. Mom said.

"Don't I want tutoring?" I shook my head.

"It's good that I didn't let you go to an interest class, you look at Uncle Chen's daughter next door. Every year, Lian Dan ranks first in the city, and the certificate is taken out everywhere to save face. What about you? You can't even get a ball. I know how to play every day, and I'm. Mom said as she flew chopsticks and stuffed food into my mouth one by one.

"But Mom, can't people not cultivate immortals? The Yun Huateng who comes out of the TV station every day, doesn't he also say that he is only at the level of Jindan?" I swallowed and said.

"People are people, can you learn it? How old are you? Don't you want to cultivate immortals? Do you want to be a beggar outside, picking up garbage everywhere and eating the last meal?" said the mother with a frown.

A paper towel floated slowly, followed by a towel.

The tissue wiped my mouth, and the towel came up and wiped my face.

The newspaper in front of Dad began to fold and put aside, and Dad said, "Okay, I'm going to work." You're good at home for me today, and I'll check my summer homework in the evening. School will start in a few days, so ask parents to watch it. ”

Dad didn't wait for me to answer as soon as he finished speaking, and read a few words with a gesture with his left hand.

A long sword flew slowly, and Dad flew out of the window with a long sword in the air.

With a wave of her mother's hand, the bowl on the table flew to the kitchen to clean and sort herself.

Mom shook her head and said, "I won't say what your dad said, I'll go out to buy groceries." You are obedient, when your eyes are tired from doing your homework, use the Yellow Rank Exercises: eye exercises. Don't show me TV, don't give me laziness. ”

Mom whistled and the back door opened.

The white crane appeared outside the room, flapping its wings and crying.

Mother walked over slowly and sat on the white crane, which adjusted slightly and took off into the air.

I reluctantly went upstairs and turned on the homework book and TV, and tuned the channel to cartoons.

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There was almost no obstacle to going to school, but my grades were so poor.

I need to repeat some exercises several times before I can keep up.

I also knew that my cultivation could hardly improve, so I gradually fell in love with some of the devices that were invented for people with low mana.

These devices are collectively referred to as machinery, and are powered by electricity and iron for the convenience of humans.

But I didn't dare to mention these things to my parents, because my parents were civil servants of the fairy government.

They even discriminate against those who are poor in spells, so every time I compare myself with other people's children.

I'm really scared of that, and maybe that's why I can't learn it.

Although my grades were poor, it didn't get to the point of repeating a grade.

But after finishing the distraction level in junior high school, almost no decent school was willing to accept me.

Pseudo-combined level secondary schools, parents don't look down on them at all.

Helplessly, I was still in good health, and my parents were thinking about whether to send me to the barracks.

After all, when the soldier comes back, he is at the level of scattered immortals, even if he doesn't mix with higher immortals and golden immortals.

But to say that at least it is better than God and false union to save face, but I refused.

I took a notebook and said, "Mom and Dad, I want to learn mechanics." ”

Dad beckoned, and the book flew in front of Dad and spread out page by page.

Dad sighed and said, "What is this?"

"It's just that there are people who have limited mana. It is impossible to cast spells for a long time to fly and cast spells to work. So machines can help them do things that are difficult to do with their hands. I said.

Dad shook his head and said, "You can't be saved, you can't learn by yourself." Now I still want to learn the trick that others don't learn well, you are willing to fall. ”

Dad single-handedly, and a flame rose out.

Directly burned the small book floating in the air to slag, and then disappeared after a moment of fresh wind.

Mom stopped Dad and said, "You listen to him finish speaking, after all, the cultivation is really too bad now." ”

"You say, you can't tell why. I will do the right thing for heaven today and abolish you. Dad said in an airy manner.

"I've seen it, a fake compound academy called Lan Xiang. I said.