Chapter 126: The Opposite
After the game, Geralt was called over by Viselmir. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Geralt, do you know what I'm doing this tournament for?" asked Viselmir.
Geralt thought for a moment, "In order to give the students of Huahai Middle School more opportunities to exercise?"
Viselmir shook his head: "No, you think again. ”
"To promote student exchanges between the two countries?" Geralt guessed.
"Neither. "I'm here for the sake of our family's reproduction." ”
"What?" Geralt couldn't think of anything to do with reproduction.
Viselmir glanced at Geralt, then raised his head and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "What's the point of participating in a ball game? isn't it to make the chicks on the field scream, and then get caught up in your performance, and finally keep her screaming in bed?"
"I don't think that's the ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, it's the truth!" If Viselmir had a beard, his current expression would have been to blow his beard and stare at him, "Will Grandpa lie to you?"
Geralt stopped talking, and in terms of Viselmir's own worldview, he really hadn't lied to him. In the eyes of this old fellow, everything in this world is just a prelude to mating.
"So, on the pitch, the most important thing is not to kick the ball into the opposite goal, but to show your best side. "But at this point, even that little girl is better than you!"
"To put it crudely, it's to pretend to be as forced as possible on the pitch, to pretend to be forced for a long time, to pretend to be a force to cheer for you all over the court!" Viselmir continued to pull his theory, "A goal without twists and turns is not a good goal." ”
"I see. Geralt waited until Viselmir finished speaking, and nodded, but looking at his expression, he probably didn't listen much, "Grandpa, when will you go back?"
"Isn't it, I've just arrived, and you're going to chase me away?" Viselmir looked very sad, "I know that when the child grows up, he always wants to break through alone. But don't you just want to see grandpa? cub, grandpa is very sad. ”
"That's not what I meant......," Geralt quickly explained, "it's just that Grandpa just arrived here, and he doesn't have any place to live, right?"
"Where to live? Indeed, I haven't bought it yet. Viselmir shrugged, "By the way, you've been in China for a long time, where have you been living lately?"
"I live in Miss Xinyi's house. Geralt's face flushed slightly.
"Yes, worthy of the Pendragon family. Viselmir was very happy to hear this, "There are no security measures, are you?"
"What security measures?" Geralt was stunned.
"It's contraception. "It's like a condom, a contraceptive pill or something, have you ever used it?"
"Of course not!" Geralt's face flushed, "We ......"
"It's good if you don't have it, haha, it's good if you don't have it. "Well, it won't be long before I can hold my great-grandson." ”
"We haven't started dating yet, Miss Xinyi hasn't accepted me yet!" Geralt explained with a red face.
"What? You haven't started dating yet, so how did you end up at her house?"
Geralt told Viselmir what had happened to the wooden bridge, and of course, concealed it from Excalibur.
"This one is a bit tricky. ”
A girl who thinks she is a man, and she still believes in it, and even her sexual orientation is female. Even though Viselmir was experienced, he felt a little troubled in this situation.
But Viselmir looked Geralt up and down, and immediately came up with a solution: "Little Geralt, I've thought of a way." ”
"What?" said Geralt's eyes flashed with a twinkle.
"But this method may require you to pay something. Viselmir sighed, "If you could, I'd rather you pursue a different goal." ”
"Miss Xinyi is my goddess, she is so perfect, and she saved me twice. Geralt's tone was very firm, "I'm willing to give everything for her!"
"Alas, young man. Viselmir shook his head, "Since you've said so, I'll tell you how to do it, and I hope you won't regret it in the future." ”
"You name it, I won't regret it!"
"Since the girl you like firmly believes that she is a man and likes girls, then we will do the opposite!"
"What do you mean!?"
"That's right, that's it!"
……
Geralt hadn't been back to class since he was called away by Viselmir, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Before school, Tong Jianjun received a phone call that Viselmir wanted to invite his family to dinner in order to thank him for taking care of Geralt, and specifically pointed out that he wanted him to bring his family with him.
So in the evening, Tong Jianjun took Xiao Mirage after school and Tong Xinyi to the place where Vismere invited him to dinner.
Zhao Cong stir-fried ......
Tong Jianjun looked at this familiar place and felt speechless for a long time. I thought that Viselmir would invite his family to a Western meal or something, but it turned out to be a small fried food stall......
Viselmir stood at the door, attracting the attention of many diners, after all, in Muqiao, foreigners are still relatively rare, and they are so handsome.
Seeing Tong Jianjun's arrival, Viselmir stepped forward with a smile: "You have arrived." Little Geralt is waiting upstairs, let's order first. ”
"You can just order it, you don't have to wait for us. Tong Jianjun said politely, "I've kept you waiting." ”
"No, no, we haven't been here for long. "Viselmere does know China very well, and the Chinese politeness is very smooth," I asked the locals, and they all said that the food here tasted the best, and I hope you will not dislike it. ”
"How could we be disgusted. Tong Jianjun smiled and said, "Mr. Viselmir invited us to dinner, and it was too late to be happy." ”
"That's good. Viselmir smiled back, "Actually, I'm a person who has little requirement for food, as long as it's delicious." When I was in the UK, I felt that Chinese food was the best. Now in China, you have to experience authentic Chinese food. ”
"Indeed, authentic food is often found in the streets and alleys, and you have found the right place this time, Mr. Viselmir. ”
Chao Cong fried is indeed famous in Muqiao, and people in Muqiao know that there is such a shop. This is also a frequent place for Tong Jianjun and a few buddies to have dinner, and the boss knows him.
Tong Xinyi was too lazy to order, just let Tong Jianjun look at it himself, asked the location of the box, and walked over.
Xiao Mirage also wanted to follow Tong Xinyi to the box, but was persuaded by Viselmir.
Looking at Tong Xinyi's back, Viselmir secretly thought, Little Geralt, grandpa can only help you get here.