Chapter 56: The Stone Tablet
But Shen Zhi did not mock Lou Yuandai, not because his temper had improved, nor because Lou Yuandai's parents were beside him, but because he was crushed by the big plaque on his body, and there was no room to speak.
"If you press it like this, you may really die" Only the arm leaked outside, and the arm was still motionless, Lou Yuandai came to this conclusion from the bottom of her heart: "In order not to let the national teacher who just took office three years ago finish playing three hours after we came, I think it would be better to rescue him." ”
This is indeed the conclusion, yes, looking at Shen Zhi's dying appearance, I am afraid that the national teacher who has just been in office for a few years in this story will really die in front of their eyes, and then Liu Yunhe will jump up again and point to Lou Yuandai's nose and scold that this is her careful planning.
Thinking like this, Lou Yuandai Lou Yuandai reached out and pushed the plaque on Shen Zhi's body, but I don't know if this plaque is too heavy or Lou Yuandai's strength is too small, so he doesn't move at all.
At this time, there will be a Hercules Green Sleep debut. Lu Mian responded to Lou Yuandai's call, and rolled out of the bone fan and rolled next to the plaque in front of Lou Yuandai.
I have to say that this plaque is really big, covering Shen Zhi's whole person so that people who want to look at it below can't see it, and can only see the back of the entire plaque. Thanks to Shen Zhi being pressed underneath, Lu Mian was able to touch the gap between this plaque and the ground, so he lifted it up forcefully.
"But based on the small gap between this big brand and the ground, I think the people inside may have been pressed into small cakes" Lu Mian's thoughts were exactly the same as Lou Yuandai's, and he seemed to be very eager to see Shen Zhi who turned into a small cake: "So please make up a story about the accidental death of the national teacher first." ”
"I don't think there's any need to make it up" Lou Yuandai looked at the big sign in front of him: "If you die, it will indeed die by accident, who would have thought that two people falling under this could cause this big sign to fall from above?"
"But do you think it's okay to tell the emperor that 'the national teacher was stoned to death by the plaque that was hung at the door of your house before'?" Lu Mian asked this question very honestly, and according to Lou Yuandai's thinking, she would have completely eliminated herself from this accident, and even if she was in this accident, she would become an innocent victim.
"It's all because the threshold is too high, the plaque is too unstable, so I slept and was frightened, and I was almost hit by that big brand, which scared me to death."
Lou Yuandai, who didn't know that he was about to develop into a monster in Lu Mian's heart, was still seriously considering what Lu Mian had just said.
It doesn't seem to be very good, Lou Yuandai nodded seriously, but it's not good to say this kind of thing to the average emperor, maybe it's a big crime of the nine clans, and the crime may be smearing the emperor or something. But Liu Yunhe is different, it can't be said how good Liu Yunhe's temper is as an emperor, but because he rolled his eyes at Lou Yuandai when he saw her for the first time, and the idea of wanting to kill Lou Yuandai was already overflowing.
Not to mention what Lou Yuandai is like from the player's point of view, but from Liu Yunhe's point of view, it can be seen that even if he wants to kill Lou Yuandai, he can't do it.
Because in Liu Yunhe's mind, he is the emperor of this country, and Sixteen Yue is just a princess of the previous dynasty, even if he is very angry, but as long as he wants to, Sixteen will die, Lou Yuandai and others did not give him the idea that "these people are very strange and cannot be killed". Although this is indeed the case, the eccentric Lou Yuandai feels that he can't talk about it, but even if the emperor in a story wants to kill an ordinary player, I'm afraid he will have to put a little effort into it, not to mention that he is leading Huang Huang and Qingcang on the right.
As for who is Huang and who is Cang, Lou Yuandai now came to the conclusion that even if he said to Liu Yunhe that the national teacher was stoned to death by his family's brand, he would be thunderous at most and couldn't really kill, not because he was jealous, but it seemed to be a need to live for sixteen months, Lou Yuandai thought that most of this demand came from being in the palace for sixteen nights.
"It's going to be turned over. When Lou Yuandai was thinking about Liu Yun and this person, Lu Mian had already turned over the plaque in front of him, Lu Mian was infinitely powerful, and once pinched Lou Yuandai's wrist bone with one hand, although this plaque was very heavy, it was still a small matter for him.
Sure enough, after Lou Yuandai heard Lu Mian say this, the plaque in his hand suddenly flipped over and turned into a frontal face to the ground in front of him, and the ground in front of Lou Yuandai was lying on the flattened Shen Zhi.
The description is indeed not wrong, it is indeed the silence of Bian Bian.
"I think there may be something wrong with my eyesight," Lou Yuandai held the ground with one hand and looked at Shen Zhi, who was as flat as a small cake, again: "How thick do you see him?"
Lu Mian also looked puzzled next to him: "It's as thick as a small cake." ”
Lou Yuandai twitched the corners of her mouth when she heard this: "But it doesn't look like he's dead." ”
"You seem disappointed to see that I'm not dead. Shen Zhi, who was only two centimeters thick on the ground, opened his mouth and spit out a sentence, this scene was simply a midnight terror.
"Shocked! Why did the new national teacher linger in front of the door at midnight, and what caused the plaque of the emperor's ancestral residence to suddenly fall, and why did the person who was crushed into a cake be able to speak? Is this a moral decline or a lack of human reason? Welcome to today's headlines in Kyoto. Lou Yuandai had already imagined in her heart what the news would say if there was an Internet in this world.
It's a bit disappointing, but it doesn't seem very humane to say it now. So Lou Yuandai shut up and reorganized the language: "No, it's just shock." ”
Shocked, Lou Yuandai saw the small pancake on the ground and laughed silently, as if she thought that her statement was not very reliable.
"Quick" Lou Yuandai said to the waist flower who was already standing behind her: "Help your master Bo cake to go in and rest." ”
Let's not talk about how to help Bian Cheng into this way, just Lou Yuandai's somewhat gloating become, it is enough to make people vomit blood, but the person on the ground who turned into a small pancake because of Lou Yuandai's fault is still smiling strongly, and he can't see the slightest unpleasantness, and he doesn't know whether he is intentional or sincerely happy that he has become a pancake, although the latter is generally impossible, but he can't help but be silent is not a normal human being, maybe he also wants to try another form.
Seeing the difficulty of holding up Shen Zhi's waist flower and walking towards the mansion step by step, Lou Yuandai couldn't help but sigh behind her: "How long do you have to rest to fill your qi." ”
Shen Zhi's current appearance is like a balloon with a leak, although it is not very good-looking, but Lou Yuandai has to admit that ordinary people really can't speak as flat and strong as him, although it is not something worthy of praise......
"Compared to that flattened balloon. I don't know why Lu Mian is also very accustomed to calling Bian Bian's Shen Zhi a balloon, although Lou Yuandai thinks so much about big things in her heart, she doesn't directly call other people's balloons, thanks to Shen Zhi's kung fu being helped away, otherwise I don't know what to think when I hear Lu Mian's heartfelt nickname.
"Look at that. Lu Mian stared stupidly in one direction, the focus of his gaze was the plaque that had just been reversed by him, because the front was smashed on the front of the plaque, so the people present could only see the back of the plaque, but now after being turned over, everyone can only see the front of the plaque.
Lu Mian pointed to the plaque in surprise and said, "What do you see on it?"
"Words, of course. Lou Yuandai, who looked at the plaque with Lu Mian's eyes, was not surprised when she saw the dense small words on the plaque: "Otherwise, what else could it be." ”
There are so many dense small characters written on the sign at the door of someone's house, and Shen Zhi also said just now that the sign hanging above is obviously only written with the word "Liufu".
"It's a stone stele" Lou Yuandai said without surprise: "I thought of it when the sign fell down just now, because the two words 'Liufu' on it made me want to try to touch this plaque to see if these two words would become the words I knew, and I thought of a stone tablet that can change the font with the touch of people." ”
This stele is inevitably a little too weird, and everyone thinks that the stele will be a normal stele, at least a little bit of stone. Some people in order to find the stele will even look at the tombstone and touch it, but no one thought that the stele would appear in this world in such a form, it can be said that it is very pitfall, in this story the player will break ground on the head of Tai Sui and run to move the plaque of the emperor's ancestral house, even if there is a bold person who dares to pluck the hair on the tiger's head, he will not think that this hair is the plaque on the top of the head, I am afraid that I don't know where to pull it if I want to pull it out.
"Embarrassing" Lu Mian looked at the plaque-like stele lying on the ground, and looked at Lou Yuandai: "I didn't expect it to be here." ”
"There's something even more embarrassing. Lou Yuandai stepped forward and touched this plaque, because the last person who touched it was Lu Mian, so it naturally turned the words on its body into Lu Mian's recognition, Lou Yuandai touched the words on it and immediately changed again, becoming the Chinese characters that Lou Yuandai knew, but she saw a line of very conspicuous in this large pile of dense words, which should not be a text that describes the content of this world.
"Are you going to exhaust me?" followed by a question mark.
Lou Yuandai: "......" Just now, it suddenly came into contact with Shen Zhilumian and Lou Yuandai, and the speed of the transformation of the three people was indeed a little fast, but Lou Yuandai really couldn't imagine that it could organize such a language by itself. But thinking about it, since Shen Zhi is all turned into human beings, it shouldn't be unusual for this stone tablet to organize its own language.
"What's more embarrassing?" Lu Mian asked as he leaned over to Lou Yuandai's side.
"There is no transfer division in this place...... "Don't care about the stele building below that is making a big question about you want to tire me to death, Yuan Dai raised his head and sighed: "I knew that I would have brought him out." ”
Because the fat man's mouth was too fast, and he said "at least one day, at most sixteen days", which caused him to be very nervous by Liu Yunhe as a prophet who could predict, you can imagine how difficult it was to bring him out in these sixteen days.
But then again, even how did he deceive Liu Yunhe and become a national teacher all of a sudden, and there is actually a national teacher's mansion that is actually the emperor's former residence, which is really very different from Lou Yuandai, a person who also has his own identity.
"That's really embarrassing" Even Lu Mian felt the awkward atmosphere in the air: "Otherwise, we are going back?"
"Forget it," Lou Yuandai waved his hand: "Let's take a look at what is described on the stone tablet of this world first." ”
Although the stone tablets of each world will describe the general deeds of this world, these stone tablets are very naughty, some of them describe the time when this world appeared, some continue to be the myths and stories of this world, and even more about the folk customs of various places when the world has not yet reached the end of the world, Lou Yuandai does not want to see the folk stories of this world and where there are famous tourist attractions, I hope that this stele that looks like a plaque will not appear on this magical thing.
"The story of Sixteen Nights is a very sad story, the story ends with Sixteen Nights and Sixteen Moons and all of them dying, and if you want to change the ending, you must at least let one of them live. Lou Yuandai read the small words on the stone tablet, the original ending of this story can't really be the end of the world, everyone is dead, and the ending is completely destroyed.
"What a sad story. Lu Mian made a gesture to wipe her tears when Lou Yuandai read the words on the stone tablet.
As for it...... Lou Yuandai twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at Lu Mian who wiped her tears, and didn't care about him and continued to read.
"Of course, dying all of them can change the outcome. This is the next paragraph on the stele, which is calculated without mentioning Lou Yuandai, and only arrived, next to it is a typical positive teaching material Solomon.
Thinking of this, Lou Yuandai looked up at Solomon next to him, he also took Agares to this stone tablet, and he didn't know what he was thinking, as if he had only said two words since he appeared in front of him.
Solomon Lou Yuandai next to her didn't care for the time being, and she continued to read this touching story to Lu Mian: "After changing the story, you can get a romance." ”
What the hell? Lou Yuandai couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth when she thought of this, it seems that it is not unreasonable that all kinds of things always appear in her head when she enters this world, after all, people's rewards are a romance.