Chapter 697: Crystal Glue and Hydrogen Peroxide
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The master of ceremonies pointed to the last dish of the Shenzhou Supreme Celebrity Chef Competition, "Qiankun Roast Goose", and explained very excitedly: "Now there is only this 'Qiankun Roast Goose' of Chef Yang Zhentian, the chef of Wuyang Restaurant, and it seems that he is the champion of this year." ”
The audience directly ignored the words of the master of ceremonies, it seemed that the god of food was very picky, and the audience felt that the possibility of the leftover of the "Qiankun Roast Goose" in front of them was very small.
Sure enough, the audience only looked at the film, Stephen Zhao stretched out two fingers and gently touched the goose body, and said: "It's cool, zero points, call it a day." ”
It's so miserable, "Qiankun Roast Goose" doesn't even have a review of the God of Food, although this God of Food is very poisonous, but it is undeniable that the first half of the God of Food's words are quite good.
When Master Yang Zhentian heard this, he stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Wait!"
Subsequently, Master Yang Zhentian picked up a knife and fork and confidently cut the goose's belly, while explaining impassionedly: "Since it is 'Qiankun Roast Goose', of course, there is Qiankun inside, but it is actually eating the 'He Hua Finch' inside." This 'Hehua Finch' not only absorbs the fragrance of roast goose, but also keeps warm, and it is just right to eat at this time. I've thought of every detail!Hmph, God of Food, I don't think you have anything to say. ”
Master Yang Zhentian is very proud, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder!
When the audience saw this scene, they couldn't help but wonder, will Master Yang Zhentian succeed in counterattacking? Or maybe the god of food tasted a bite of the flower sparrow, and then criticized this "Qiankun roast goose" to the end?
Just when the audience fell into such a mode of thinking, the master of ceremonies sighed: "Wonderful, this year's Supreme Celebrity Chef was finally born!"
"Wait a minute!" Zhao Xingchi stretched out his hand to stop the master of ceremonies from announcing the result, and held up a "0-point card" to make a final decision: "It's still zero points." ”
"Huh?" Master Yang Zhentian was shocked by this result, he had taken every detail into account, how could it still be a zero score?
"Wow~" The chefs, guests and media reporters on the scene were in an uproar, God, the god of food is still the god of food who does his own thing, and he does not change his original intention, saying that zero points are zero points.
The master of ceremonies looked incredulous, "Hey, it's impossible, huh?"
Master Yang Zhentian asked, "Why?"
Zhao Xingchi replied calmly: "Because it's too ugly." ”
Wow~ This explanation is so powerful, is the appearance of "Qiankun Roast Goose" very ugly? Or is the "He Flower Sparrow" inside very ugly?
Well, the audience has a kind heart, so the first thing they think of is "food", not "people".
Master Yang Zhentian in the film thought the same way, and blurted out: "Impossible, my 'Hehua Sparrow' is one out of a hundred, regardless of figure and appearance, it is all first-class." ”
Stephen Zhao explained: "I don't mean 'He Hua Finch', I mean Your Excellency. ”
......The audience with a low laugh can't help but be happy again, whether the God of Food is considered a personal attack? Regardless of whether the God of Food is a personal attack, with the appreciation ability of the audience, the actor who made a guest appearance as Master Yang Zhentian really looks ugly, with a potholed face, which also responds to a popular sentence nowadays, it is not your fault to be ugly, but it is your fault to be scary.
I believe that no one will dislike that they are ugly, and Master Yang Zhentian is no exception, he pointed to his nose, looked around and asked, "Say I'm ugly?"
The people around nodded one after another, agreeing with the aesthetics of the God of Food, just by their appearance, they really couldn't bear to look directly at Master Yang Zhentian.
Chef Yang Zhentian knows that he is ugly, but what does this have to do with the dishes he makes?
No, Master Yang Zhentian was not convinced, and said angrily: "Hey, what does it matter if I'm ugly or not?"
Zhao Xingchi looked down at the bottom plate and replied, "Something." When I see Your Excellency, who still has the taste to eat? So I don't even dare to look at you. ”
No wonder Stephen Zhao has been refusing to look up, the audience still thinks that the God of Food is trying to show the coercion of pretending to be forced to bury his head all the time, and the reason for daring is here.
Although the God of Food is talking about crooked reasoning, this crooked reasoning does have some truth, after all, the popular "appearance control" nowadays, I dare not say that the spiritual beauty of the gods and horses are all floating clouds, but the first impression is really super important, take the "Qiankun Roast Goose" in the film as an example, before Stephen Zhao was not so tossed, everyone saw the appearance of "Qiankun Roast Goose" and subconsciously moved his index finger, and now he is so tossed by Stephen Zhao, coupled with the cold appearance of Master Yang Zhentian, I have to say that I have an appetite.
Master Yang Zhentian said with tears: "Is it also a crime to be ugly?"
Zhao Xingchi said: "Guilty." As a chef, of course, you have to take into account the most subtle psychology of customers, just like a female star who plays ***, she has to go to breast augmentation to please the audience. You still have some potential, but let's talk about it first. ”
This comfort is really 66666, just look at Master Yang Zhentian hiding his face with his hands, crying bitterly!
Poisonous tongue, poisonous tongue, that is to say, there is no champion in this "Shenzhou Supreme Celebrity Chef Competition"?
The master of ceremonies felt that "I didn't expect the God of Food to be so strict with the dishes. ”
Then, the master of ceremonies asked the god of food, "How do you cook an impeccable dish?"
Stephen Chiu concluded: "In fact, the most important thing in the way of cooking is ...... One word. ”
Speaking of this, Zhao Xingchi raised a finger, and then, he snapped his fingers handsomely.
Soon, a waitress pushed a dining car, and the audience first entered a large pot of things that seemed to be oily and not oily and suspected of stirring sugar, only to see Zhao Xingchi holding a big brush in the basin and stirring constantly, and in the blink of an eye, Zhao Xingchi made a "rainbow flower drawing" with a "heart" pattern.
Stephen Zhao wiped his hands with a white handkerchief and said, "This 'rainbow flower drawing' is a dessert I gave to everyone.
The master of ceremonies said with a big mouth: "Ah, it's a 'heart' word." ”
Zhao Xingchi said: "That's right, only with your heart can you make the best dishes!"
Everyone applauded and flocked to the dessert, and all the chefs stepped forward to taste it, and Master Yang Zhentian's expression was the most exaggerated, shouting hysterically: "It's so good!"
Is this "rainbow flower drawing" really that delicious?
At this moment, the audience has no doubt about the strength of the God of Food, but unfortunately "Rainbow Flowers" only exists in the film, otherwise they would also want to taste it.
In the next second, the camera turned, and I saw the master of ceremonies holding the microphone, standing under the dim stage lamp, and said: "He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted; He can use the fire that God has given to mankind to transform it, and he can cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Whether he is the embodiment of the gods or the messenger of hell? But for sure, everyone gave him a title - the God of Food!"
At this moment, a salty pig hand stretched out and gave the master of ceremonies a resounding slap in the face, and the owner of the salty pig hand was none other than the "God of Food".
Zhao Xingchi took a piece of paper and scolded angrily: "Wouldn't it be good if you said that I am the incarnation of immortals? Why do you say that I am the messenger of hell? What does hell have to do with me?"
The master of ceremonies said weakly: "I want to add a little mystery to you." ”
Zhao Xingchi said: "Do you want to think about it? When will it be my turn to think of mystery? I am your mother! As soon as the picture is dark, as soon as the SPOT is beaten, you will be beaten like a ghost, you are not mysterious enough to look like this? I'm not making a horror movie now, big brother!"
The master of ceremonies said with a look of grievance: "The director arranged it." ”
As the camera progressed, the audience found that the "God of Food" was so arrogant and domineering, it turned out that the so-called "Shenzhou Supreme Celebrity Chef Competition" was a scene, and the participating chefs were all invited by the God of Food to act, no wonder the God of Food would become a detective, as for the "Rainbow Flower Drawing" that the God of Food did before was made of crystal glue and hydrogen peroxide.
Crystal glue and hydrogen peroxide?
In an instant, the audience lost any appetite.