Chapter 996: Liu Huo'er
In He Xiangdong's view, as long as they bought tickets, they were the audience of their Xiangwen Society. As long as the audience enters the venue, you must perform well and be worthy of other people's ticket money.
Now that there are so many foreign audiences, He Xiangdong naturally can't help but take it seriously, he can't kick people out, people also spent money to buy tickets, this is food and clothing.
He Xiangdong thinks about it now, and he thinks a little bit about it, he estimates that many American audiences think that he specializes in singing music, just like those specialized opera actors or drum actors, they are also here for this.
But He Xiangdong is a cross talk actor, he is here for cross talk, not for singing, they can listen to what he sings, but they can't understand what he says.
Isn't that an egg hurt.
But He Xiangdong has no way, everyone is here, and he is also responsible for them, in desperation, He Xiangdong can only change all the programs tonight.
Originally, the first to play was Gao Ganglong and Guan Hong, and they jointly said a piece of "Spring Festival Couplets", but now they can only change it to "Selling Estimated Clothes".
He Xiangdong's Xue Guo's second scene was also replaced by "Miscellaneous Local Opera", and the third scene of Tao Fangbai and Li Geng, they were replaced by "Learning to Sell".
The fourth scene is still He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, they changed the show to "Hongyang Cave", and the fifth scene is Guo Qing and the second child, they said "Tongue Twister" tonight.
In the end, the cross talk that saved the bottom was He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, and they came to a section of "Eight Major Changes", which is a big job, and it is enough to save the bottom.
Tonight's show is basically a Liu Huoer program, or it is mainly about tongue twisters.
This kind of program can meet the viewing needs of the audience to the greatest extent, as for the audience who can't understand Chinese, then He Xiangdong really has no choice, who let them buy tickets, make do with it.
On this stage, only the second child and Tao Fangbai understand foreign languages, they can still explain a few words to the audience, and the others can only say hello, what can they do, they are also desperate.
In these six programs, He Xiangdong tried his best to satisfy the audience, but for him, he was tired and crazy.
It's all big work, three big willow jobs in one night, this is super high-intensity work.
Don't think that singing is simple, singing is more difficult than singing, and it takes more noise than singing. Especially He Xiangdong has to involve major dramas tonight, and these transformations are also tiring.
He Xiangdong is no longer young, and if he goes up for five years, he still feels that it doesn't matter. Now I feel a little strained, after all, my physical condition is no longer at its peak.
He Xiangdong also asked the apprentices to find him a little ice water and fragrant pear, and asked someone to bring him a bottle of sesame oil, he wanted to open his throat and moisten his throat.
Sesame oil and fragrant pear are moisturizing the throat, which is the same as adding engine oil to the engine. Ice water stimulates the throat, so that the throat can be sharper, and it can be turned up in a high cavity later.
In the early years, He Xiangdong didn't drink this kind of ice water, which was too irritating to his throat. Now that the voice has long been set, it doesn't matter.
There is a lot of work tonight, and when he gets to the back, his throat will definitely be unbearable, and he will definitely need ice water to stimulate it.
This is the Seven Wounds Fist, and you hurt yourself before you hurt the enemy.
He Xiangdong ate a few fragrant pears, and then drank a little sesame oil to moisten it.
Since he knew that foreigners had bought tickets to watch the performance, He Xiangdong asked the box office people to help keep an eye on it, so that people could count how many foreigners came to watch the performance.
Now that the audience has basically all entered the show, the box office statistics have also come out, and a total of 120 foreigners have come to see the performance.
This theater is full of more than 4,000 people, and more than 100 people are naturally a minority among these 4,000 people, but they are very eye-catching.
Before going on the stage, He Xiangdong took everyone in the literary society to worship the ancestor master, as well as Fang Wenqi and Zhang Wenhai.
He Xiangdong also smiled bitterly in his heart, throughout the entire history of cross talk, no cross talk actor said cross talk to foreigners.
So did you give cross talk a long face, or did you embarrass cross talk?
He Xiangdong shook his head, shook off the messy thoughts in his mind, and bowed and saluted.
Then play.
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Opening.
This is the last stop of the American tour, He Xiangdong is still quite grand, and he also brought the band over.
As soon as the stage headlights came on, the band came out, sat down, and a few little guys still glanced into the crowd, and when they saw the foreigners, they couldn't help but look at each other.
The flute sounded.
The group of foreigners also raised their eyebrows, showing an interested look.
The actors appeared, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked in the front, and the others followed.
Coming to the stage, He Xiangdong bowed and thanked the audience, and the audience also applauded.
He Xiangdong got up, returned to his position, and looked at the foreigners sitting sparsely in the audience, he suddenly couldn't cry or laugh: "It's all here, there are tens of thousands of people sitting upstairs and downstairs." ”
Xue Guo smiled: "Where are so many people?" ”
He Xiangdong said: "There are several people surnamed Wan. ”
Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "This is also counted?"
He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course, the surname is Ivanov." ”
Xue Guo spread his hands: "Okay, it's still a foreign surname." ”
He Xiangdong was a little angry and said: "What can I do, there are so many foreigners sitting in the audience, I don't know why they came?"
"Woo ......" The audience let out gloating sounds, they naturally saw these foreigners, and they were holding back to watch the excitement in their hearts.
The foreigner sitting in the audience was all stunned, why didn't the group of people on the stage sing yet, why did they talk for a long time, they didn't understand a word.
The group of Chinese in the audience are still laughing, I lean, what are you laughing at? There are also a few gringos who are afraid of being seen as embarrassed, and as a result, they also follow silly.
When the audience shouted in unison, they were stunned again, I'll go, you can still play like this in Chinese performances?
He Xiangdong was also helpless on stage, he beckoned and shouted: "Xiao Tao, come here, explain to those foreign audiences in the audience." ”
Tao Fangbai came out and explained to the foreign audience, saying that they were talking about cross talk, which is a traditional Chinese language art and is based on language. But today, in order to take care of them, they will also try to sing some traditional things so that they can also listen to them.
Only then did many foreign audiences know that the person on the stage was talking about a talk show, but he wasn't singing, and they were also in pain, so they bought this ticket.
At that time, several foreigners stood up and wanted to go out.
He Xiangdong saw it, and he didn't stop it.
Seeing that Tao Fangbai had finished explaining, He Xiangdong also wanted to start quickly, so he said: "Then our performance is about to start, and the audience who is familiar with our Xiangwen Society knows that when we do large-scale performances, we will have an opening singing." ”
"There weren't a lot of actors coming today, but the band came with us. So let's sing a little bit too, sing a big west chamber, and there are people who can sing and sing along with us. Come, ten will not be idle. ”
The sound of gongs, drums and cymbals sounded.
He Xiangdong turned his sleeves over and raised his head, held a fan in his right hand, stared at his eyebrows, and sang in a high voice: "A round of bright moon shines on the West Chamber, two or eight beauties are Yingying and Red Lady, and the third invites Zhang Sheng to the banquet......"
He Xiangdong sang, but all the foreigners who stood up and wanted to leave were stopped, and they all turned their heads to look at He Xiangdong one by one.
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