Chapter 575 There is no cheapest, only cheaper!
At the beginning of the movie, the first thing that caught the audience's eyes was the distinctive sign of the widely familiar "Film Bureau of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television", and then the special effects animation of "Shaoshuai Studio". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After more than ten seconds, the subtitles appeared!
With the subtitles of the producer, producer, producer, director, screenwriter, cinematographer, music, action director, leading actor and other subtitles full of festive colors, the title "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" also completely caught the audience's eyes.
About five seconds, the curtain slowly opened, and the first thing that entered the audience's sight was a plaque hanging high with two gold lacquer characters of "Tang Mansion" written on it.
This close-up shot also made the audience understand in seconds, there is no doubt that this mansion is the home of the protagonist of the film "Tang Bohu"!
The camera slowly zoomed out from near to far, and as the "Main Gate of the Tang Mansion" was fully presented, the audience saw a group of people gathered at the gate of the Tang Mansion, as if they were anxiously waiting for something?
"Oh, what's going on? I've been waiting for three hours, and I haven't seen it yet?"
Long Tao B: "Yes, it usually comes out in two hours." ”
The audience couldn't help but wonder, what were these people waiting for at the gate of the Tang Mansion? Could it be that they were waiting for Tang Yin and Tang Bohu, who were known as the "heads of the four great talents in Jiangnan"?
It's no wonder that the audience thinks so, "chasing stars" is not only the power of modern people, but also popular chasing stars in ancient times, but there was no concept of "star" in ancient times, but "talents" in ancient times were equivalent to stars.
Just when the audience thought so, the gate of the Tang Mansion opened, and only a few subordinates appeared carrying a basket of garbage!
Servant A pointed casually and commanded, "Put the garbage at the door." ”
The servants answered, "Yes!"
A group of people gathered outside the Tang Mansion saw this basket of garbage, their eyes glowed green, and they rushed up to grab the garbage!
I went, the audience thought that this group of people was waiting for Tang Bohu, wanting to see the demeanor of the talent, but they never expected that they were waiting for "garbage", oh my God, these people are inevitably too unpursued, right?
After robbing for a long time, the dragon suit grabbed a piece of paper with the word "inner" written on it from the garbage heap, and shouted excitedly: "Oh, haha, I finally grabbed Tang Bohu's ink treasure......!"
Seeing that the dragon suit armor grabbed Tang Bohu's Mobao, the dragon set saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of their feet, and all the dragon sets chased after it!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
At this moment, the audience who was drinking water was choked, I go, just such a "inner" word is also considered Mobao?
At the same time, the audience with low laughter and dirty thoughts was happy, they originally thought that the "grabbing garbage" section was very funny, and the word "inside" made people think about it, and the audience with dirty thoughts has already associated "underwear" and "underwear", how can they not be happy?
Insiders look at the doorway, laymen look at the excitement!
"Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" completely attracted the audience's attention in just a few tens of seconds when the protagonist did not appear at the beginning, which shows that the film is extraordinary.
Next, the camera switched!
At this time, what everyone saw was a row of pen holders, the camera from top to bottom, and then a "salty pig hand" appeared in everyone's field of vision, only to see that this suspected man's hand chose a thick brush.
Before you see it, you can see its hand!
The audience judged from the gorgeous fabric of the cuffs of this hand that the owner of the hand must be the protagonist of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" "Tang Bohu" Undoubtedly, thinking of the so-called "Mobao" that the dragon set of armor had just grabbed, everyone couldn't help but guess, is this Tang Bohu planning to splash ink?
In the next second, the audience was stunned, I'll go, this Tang Bohu (played by Stephen Zhao) is simply a genius, he would even think of holding a brush dipped in soy sauce and brushing grilled chicken wings!
The soy sauce is close to the color of the ink, and the audience saw Tang Bohu's serious hand-held brush dipped in soy sauce, and they thought that the soy sauce was ink, but the painting style came to a 360° rotation!
The audience with a low laugh point of "poof......" saw this scene and laughed directly!
A servant beside Tang Bohu asked, "Young Master, is a plate of soy sauce enough?"
Tang Bohu said while brushing the grilled chicken wings gracefully: "Take your time!"
The servant asked, "Now that many people have come from outside asking for paintings, do you really ignore them?"
Tang Bohu said: "Young master is not in the mood to paint today, take a few bags of garbage for them!"
The servant replied, "Yes!"
After finishing speaking, the servant left, and when he walked out of the courtyard, he happened to meet Zhu Zhishan (played by Chen Yuanxiang), who was also the "Four Great Talents of Jiangnan" with his young master, and the servant shouted: "Zhu Gongzi." ”
Zhu Zhishan nodded slightly, walked into the courtyard, and when he saw Tang Bohu, who was roasting chicken wings happily, he shouted with an exaggerated face: "Ah~ Brother Tang!"
"Hey~ Brother Zhu!" Tang Bohu saw that his good friend was visiting, put down the brush in his hand, and stood up to greet him.
Zhu Zhishan bowed down and shouted, "Brother Tang, help!"
"Hey, hey~" Tang Bohu hurriedly helped Zhu Zhishan up, and said with a determined face: "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?"
Zhu Zhishan said: "Ah~ The parents of the one who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!"
Tang Bohu said: "Among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows eggshells, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it?"
Zhu Zhishan said: "I have won awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruliness, the younger brother can only be out of reach!"
"Hahahaha~" Tang Bohu looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, his face changed suddenly, and said: "It's just that Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose it all, you will come to call for help, and you will always do it...... It's not a way, is it?"
Zhu Zhishan gave a thumbs up and said: "Insightful! The little brother is in view of this, this time he broke the axe and sunk the boat, and lost everything that he could lose in his life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will paint 30 paintings for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life!"
Chen Yuanxiang's exaggerated acting skills and rich body language have been confirmed in the role of "director" in "The King of Comedy", of course, this is also the effect that the film needs, just look at Chen Yuanxiang's "cheap into the bone marrow" to show Zhu Zhishan to the fullest!
"Damn! This Zhu Zhishan is too brazen!"
"I'll go, did Tang Bohu owe you in his previous life?"
"In the past, I only knew that Zeng Xiaoxian was very cheap, but today I finally have a long experience. ”
"Nima, it is so natural to ask for people, I don't know what it is to be red-faced and red-eared?
"There is no cheapest, only more cheap! Zhu Zhishan, you have refreshed my new understanding of 'cheap', you have won!"
If the audience were Tang Bohu, they would have cut off contact with this kind of bad friend a long time ago, but then again, Stephen Zhao deserves to be Stephen Zhao, and his facial expressions are so rich!
"Yes, yes. Tang Bohu first smiled and nodded, and then said to a servant who led Zhu Zhishan to the courtyard: "Ah Shui, you go out first!"
"Yes, young master. ”
After Tang Bohu saw the servant Ah Shui bow down and retreat, his face changed instantly, and he pointed at Zhu Zhishan and scolded angrily: "Bastard, do you treat this place as a good hall?
Zhu Zhishan saw Tang Bohu's refusal, knelt on his knees, hugged Tang Bohu's thighs tightly, snorted and cried, and begged bitterly: "Don't be like this, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm not good, I'm kowtowing now to admit my mistake." Don't you think about the pleasure I gave you by borrowing "Jade Bo Tuan", but also think about the fact that I have made a lot of money selling paintings for you in the past few years! Now those Dao brothers outside say that if you don't get 30 paintings after the three pillars of incense, you will have to dismantle me for eight yuan! You can help me quickly!"
"Three pillars of incense?" Tang Bohu first widened his eyes, and then sneered: "Hmph, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall, one is 'death is more than innocent', and the other is 'death is not a pity', you have chosen it yourself!"
After finishing speaking, Tang Bohu shook off Zhu Zhishan, who was hugging his thighs tightly.
"Oh yes~ Bohu, don't be so good, isn't it? It's a big deal, I swear a poisonous oath, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world turn night and night until her body is incomplete and crumbling!
"Huh?" Tang Bohu was stunned by the poisonous oath of his good friend, and the audience was the same, sure enough, there is no cheapest, only cheaper! Except for "sluts", who would make such a "poisonous oath"?
In other words, will Tang Bohu help Zhu Zhishan again? or will he not save him when he dies? )