Chapter 370
Inside the Tianju Palace
"Which direction are you facing?" Bai Yu looked at Tianju Gongzu and Si Biyang quite proudly, and said in his heart: See how you two answer? There are four directions in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, and you can only answer two, which is easy to deal with, hmph, if you answer to the east, I will say that the answer is to the west; if you answer to the north, I will say that the answer is to the south, anyway, it is the opposite of you.
"Have you thought about it? I've already thought about it, but I can't tell you. Tianju Gongzu asked Sibiyang with confidence, as if he already knew the correct answer.
"Actually, hehe. Sibiyang smiled secretly: "Actually, the widow has thought about it for a long time, but I just can't tell you." ”
"Oh? Bai Yu couldn't help but feel funny when he looked at these two monsters pretending to be mysterious, he forced back a smile and urged: "Since you both have the answer, let's talk about it, see who is right, and I can judge for you?"
"That's right, Mu Mu, you just go with the widow, aren't you?" Sibiyang looked at Bai Yu with a smile, as if he was already victorious.
"And" Tianju Gongzu pouted disdainfully: "This sect leader is right, Brother Xiaomi, you will stay, right?"
"Here it is again" Bai Yu said angrily: "Which of you two is right, I will talk to whom, enough, quickly say the answer, which of you two will say it first?" Wait, you two say it together, see if it's right, I guess, it's not right." ”
"Not necessarily," Spyon yelled.
"yes, not really. Tianju Gongzu echoed.
"The point is, you two have to say it. Bai Yu urged impatiently.
"Just say it," Spyan roared, "the widow has been a corpse for countless years. I really wasn't scared by anything, the widow said, tell you, listen well, that Xiao Ming, it's a male baby. ”
"No, it's a girl, okay?" Tianju Gongzu corrected.
"How is it possible, absolutely, a male baby. Spyan argued.
"You old corpse, the more you live, the more confused you become. Hi ......" Tianju Gongzu slapped his mouth in front of him. said self-deprecatingly: "At all, you are a dead man, and the more you live, the more confused you become, you have to be." I don't have that much nonsense for you. Let's be honest. That Xiao Ming, who is clean and thorough, is a female baby. ”
Of course, Sibiyang couldn't be frightened by Tianju Gongzu's momentum. It said stubbornly: "Xiao Ming is a male baby, the widow corpse doesn't understand, you are the sect leader, why are you so tough? ”
"Fart" Tianju Gongzu was excited, his ladyboy handsome face was flushed, it seemed that he was really angry, but it was understandable that as the sect leader, in front of the chrysanthemum face of all the chrysanthemum cultists, his chrysanthemum dignity was still very tight, Tianju Gongzu was angry, pointed at Sibiyang's nose and shouted: "You stinky dead zombie who doesn't grow chrysanthemums, you know a fart, that Xiao Ming is a female baby, if she is not a beautiful female baby, is she still a stinky dead zombie like you?"
"If you say that, the widow can't leave you alone. Si Biyang's stinky temper was also mobilized, and he stood up like Tianju Gongzu, pointed at Tianju Gongzu's nose and shouted: "You stinky and shameless half-man and half-woman fake men and fake women are not men and women, then if Xiao Ming is not a standard, real male baby, is he still like you, a TM slut lady." ”
"What's wrong with the shemale?" Tianju Gongzu took the lead: "The shemale is also a human being, if Xiao Ming is really a shemale, it is her creation, this sect master, I will definitely train her well, and train her into the most beautiful, chrysanthemum." ”
"Ahh ”
Get......
Bai Yu looked at the scene in front of him, he was angry and funny, and he felt quite complicated, he really wondered: Xiao Ming, who had been arguing with these two monsters, was a fictional character in the question that Bai Yu gave them, how could it become the focus of the dispute between the two monsters? But these two monsters actually argued about whether Xiao Ming was a man or a woman, and the evil sect made Xiao Ming a zombie, or a shemale, grass, why is there such a ridiculous thing in the world?
Bai Yu watched the two monsters arguing violently, so he stepped forward and said with a smile: "Are you two mistaken?
"Towards, which direction ???" Tianju Gongzu and Sibi Yangden were stunned, arguing back and forth, it turned out to be the wrong text.
In the middle of the night, Sibiyang screamed: "In which direction can you do it? In which direction Xiao Ming is also a zombie, sooner or later, he will become a widowed male zombie." ”
"Do you still dare to talk nonsense?" Tianju Gongzu snorted angrily: "Xiao Ming is a shemale, he is a shemale in any direction, this is undeniable, you ugly zombie hurry up and leave my Tianju Palace, the sect leader, get away......"
"It's bearable, corpses can't bear it......" Spion's endurance has reached the extreme, and this time it's real......
'Huhu~~'The light in the Tianju Palace suddenly dimmed, the wind was raging, and the local climate deteriorated to the extreme in the blink of an eye......
Looking at Spian again, it had already returned to its original form at this time, and there was a super green zombie standing in front of everyone......
"Oh yes......" The chrysanthemum men were so frightened that they galloped away, all of them looking terrified......
"Wow, what the hell is this?" Dola Ho was so frightened that he drilled straight under the crotch of Tianju Gongzu, making himself the true color of a meat man.
Fortunately, Bai Yu didn't feel scared at all, the reason is that Bai Yu has seen Sibiyang's appearance many times, and he has been in close contact several times to a considerable extent, because he understands, so he is not afraid.
Looking at Tianju Gongzu again, he smiled and faced the troll zombie Sibiyang in front of him, as if he was watching a very interesting little animal. Calm and uncaring......
When Bai Yu saw it, he admired it, just like that.
Xindao: It seems that Tianju Gongzu's skills are by no means under Sibiyang, or I can't see that people are afraid of it, this demon is not easy to mess with, it is estimated that this Tianju Gongzu's ability is compared to my cold boundlessness, that, absolutely, it is difficult to explain clearly.
'Whoa~~~' Spyan stepped on the chrysanthemum under his feet. The anger was fierce and steadily came to Tianju Gongzu. If you open your big mouth, you will devour Tianju Gongzu......
"It's not good" Bai Yu was secretly worried, and said in his heart: If you really let Sibiyang eat it, then it will be troublesome. That's equivalent to. Go straight into the coffin.
'Oh~~'
The voice is heard. Bai Yu couldn't help but be surprised, closed his eyes first, and said in his heart: It is estimated that Tianju Gongzu was devoured by the corpse of Sibiyang......
Wait for Bai Yu to open his eyes. What I saw was that there was only one person standing in front of him......
"What's the matter, where is Spian?" Bai Yu asked Tianju Gongzu in front of him.
"Do you still need to ask?" Tianju Gongzu smiled confidently: "It scolds and wants to eat this sect master, hum, but I didn't expect to let this sect leader eat it first." ”
"Wow," Bai Yu admired the thumb brother: "I can't see that your ability is really not small, but I suggest you take some dysentery or berberine, after all, Sibiyang's yin qi is quite heavy, and it is not good to pull ......"
Before Bai Yu's words fell, he heard Tianju Gongzu let out a particularly stinky fart, and then Tianju Gongzu's stomach swelled......
'Poof~~', I didn't expect this Sibiyang to be 'pulled' out like......
"Hey, hey, hey, hey~~" Si Biyang laughed sharply, and then said proudly: "Tianju Gongzu, your chrysanthemum, isn't it time to cultivate, also, it's too loose, it's not at all, hum, I can't hold the widow." ”
"You wait......" Tianju Gongzu opened his big mouth and wanted to swallow Sibi Yang again, this time Sibi Yang reacted quickly, it actually opened its big mouth and swallowed Tianju Gongzu into its stomach......
"Hmph, do you see?" Si Biyang smiled proudly at Bai Yu: "The widow corpse is not easy to mess with, the widow corpse eats him is a small dish, the widow corpse ......"
Before Sibiyang finished speaking, he saw that his belly was also bigger, and after a while, Tianju Gongzu was 'pulled' out by it, just like......
As soon as Tianju Gongzu landed, he opened his mouth very quickly and swallowed Sibiyang into his stomach......
Then, Sibiyang was 'pulled' out and swallowed Tianju Gongzu into his stomach......
It was like this and repeated 'swallowing' eighteen times, and finally, Bai Yu looked really greasy, so he shouted: "You two just ate and pulled each other like this, don't you feel disgusting?"
Thinking in his heart, Yubo's hand didn't stop, and he put the delicious food in front of his future daughter-in-law one by one, but as soon as the daughter-in-law ate a few bites, a little boy next to her came over and grabbed the nuts on his daughter-in-law's plate.
Pulled Yubo aside: "Don't give them pickup, don't let them eat." ”
Speaking from the heart, Leng Ge really fell in love with Yubo, the people who came down from their heavenly realm have a bearing in their bodies, and when people see it, they want to be close to him, which is why Yubi and Yuqing can meet each other with Li Ao and Li Can, although it is Yubi and the two of them who take the initiative.
But if Li Ao and Li Can and the two of them are not moved by him, it is useless for them to chase, Li Ao and their group of children are more than 100 or ten, and the adults are also interesting, and they want them to be together, but they only become a knot between Li Laosan and the little parrot, which can be said to be one in a hundred.
Now Yubo and the three of them appeared in front of everyone again, Old Man Li just teased a few words, and three little teenagers fell in love with them, but after they passed, Yuyuan's reaction made several little teenagers angry, and they all returned to their seats one by one, but fortunately, Yubo and they chased after them.
Now looking at the few people who love each other together, Yuyuan felt indescribably uncomfortable in his heart, he was a little anxious just now, but he really didn't think about looking for a daughter-in-law here on the earth, just now he was fast-talking, but he dared to guarantee that several other brothers and sisters were of the same idea as him.
But what is the situation now, the two brothers who were still confused with him just now have now run to curry favor with others, leaving themselves alone. This style of painting is wrong.
Yuyuan felt awkward in his heart but when he saw Bai Ya standing diagonally opposite him with an envious expression on his face, he couldn t sit still when he said anything, the young man likes himself, he should be happy, when he was in the sect before, he often thought about it, and when his ability was higher,.
Looking for a Taoist companion who knows each other?
But now the little boy took the initiative to find himself, although he didn't know him, but the little boy's appearance is what he likes, and the child's ability is also extraordinary, it is the Jindan period, if he really becomes his own Taoist companion, there is nothing wrong, and the child's heart is also very good.
In front of so many people just now, he didn't give face, and the little boy just left angrily, without saying anything serious, let alone doing irrational things. Looking at him now, there was only a little uncomfortable expression, but from his eyes, there was no resentment in them.
Seeing the little boy stubbornly standing there, Yuyuan felt particularly eye-burning, Yuyuan also followed the example of his senior brother, moved the chair to the little boy's side, Bai Ya glanced at him, hid his body to the side, and snorted in his nose: "What are you doing here?"
Seeing that the little boy obviously disliked himself, but he just took a step to the side, but did not leave, Yu Yuanhe had some confidence in his heart, and smiled at Bai Ya: "I came to find you, I want to talk to you properly." ”
Bai Ya glared at him: "What do I have to say to you?" ”
Yuyuan didn't quarrel with the young man, and said: "I have been sent to the sect since I was a child, and I have been in it for hundreds of years, and I have been practicing non-stop every day, and I don't think about other things, and in our sect, that is, there are people around the senior brother and the second senior brother who follow, so I don't know much about **** or anything." ”
Speaking of this, he saw a slight twitch on the little boy's face, and he was bold enough to grab Bai Ya's hand: "Can you teach me?" Although I don't understand, I will learn it very well. ”
Bai Ya pulled his hand out of Yuyuan's hand, and his little face flushed: "You talk well, what are you doing?"
Yulin and Yubo, who were watching on the side, both looked down at their hands, Yulin was the first to go to the calf's side, and after talking for so long, he didn't dare to do it, but he just coaxed the little boy to laugh a few times, and Yubo did the same, just dialed a lot of nuts for the little boy, but he didn't hold the little hand.
Li Ao looked at Yu Hui: "I really don't know, you people in the heavenly realm are so good at chasing your daughter-in-law, at that time, you and Yuqing were stalking us Li Can, and now these three junior brothers of yours, needless to say, you can see for yourself, they are chasing their wives like this in this hall." (To be continued.) )