"You saw me undressed, too. The jade pipa was said to Lou Yuandai, but his words were able to pass through the book into Lu Mian's ears, and when he heard the jade pipa say this, his face boiled all of a sudden, and he covered the sheets that were covered with his hands again, and now he can finally understand Lou Yuandai's good intentions in throwing the sheets over.

"What is that old man shy about?" seemed to notice Lu Mian's clenched hands, and the jade pipa glanced over there: "Why are you still shivering." ”

"Maybe excited," Lou Yuandai pulled the hair on the side of the jade pipa and forcibly pulled his gaze back from Lu Mian: "Tell me why you came to this place to sleep naked." ”

"I'm genderless. Yu Pipa very calmly lifted the sheets that wrapped her, and Lou Yuandai also looked at his naked body again very indifferently.

"Even if you don't have a gender, you don't have to look at me with a righteous and heroic gaze," Yu Pipa felt insulted when she saw Lou Yuandai's upright gaze: "Could it be that you don't react at all to such a beautiful person like me in front of you?"

"Yes" Lou Yuan Dai nodded righteously: "How could it not be." ”

"I'll just say," Yu Pipa smirked, "I'm very attractive......"

As soon as he finished boasting about his charm, he was slapped in the face by Lou Yuandai: "I feel a little like vomiting when I see it." ”

Jade Pipa: "......"

"So you haven't told me so far why you are sleeping naked under this bed" Lou Yuandai broke the awkward atmosphere between the three of them: "Give me an explanation, Mr. Yu Pipa." ”

"It's all said that I've been genderless so far," Yu Pipa twitched the corner of her mouth: "Don't define me casually." ”

"Does that mean that it won't be long before you can have a gender?" Lou Yuandai felt that it was not easy to talk to people without their names, so she added a nickname at the end: "Miss Jade Pipa." ”

Is it a man or a woman?, Midorimian thought quietly as she covered her face with the sheets she had covered.

"Forget it, don't worry about these things with you" Yu Pipa didn't seem to want to discuss more indifferent things with Lou Yuandai, and directly pulled the topic into the right track: "I told you the story of ancient mythology, do you remember?" ”

"Remember," Lou Yuandai nodded seriously: "It seems to include the invasion of the extraterritorial demon clan, and the loss of a bead by an adult, something or something." ”

"At that time, I also accidentally leaked my ......" Yu Pipa glanced at Lou Yuandai silently: "Don't tell me you forgot." ”

"Nuwa mends the remaining stones in the sky," Lou Yuandai replied quickly: "It is said that there is a miserable and lingering love and hatred between him and the general of the rolling shutter. ”

"......" Yu Pipa was silent for a while, and Lou Yuandai said, "You don't have to talk so literary about him breaking me." ”

"In the end, I was picked up by my life-saving benefactor, Daji, and used a lot of other stones to help you repair the traces, so it caused a lot of impurities in your prototype to be mixed with pure multicolored stones. ”

"In short, if the sky leaks, you can't be used to make up for it again. Lou Yuandai estimated the use value of the jade pipa and then spoke.

"It's pretty beautiful to think," Yu Pipa hurriedly retorted: "Even if I can, I can't wait obediently for Nuwa to take me away." ”

"Could it be that the sky has opened another big hole, so you are here to hide from Nuwa's pursuit?" Lou Yuandai touched her chin and imagined such a reason.

"I haven't seen you for so many years, your imagination has enriched a lot, right" Lou Yuandai could hear Yu Pipa's forbearance tone, if it wasn't for the fact that everyone had known each other for a long time, Yu Pipa might have come over to beat people: "There is no Nuwa in the Shang and Zhou matches, after all, if she appears, no matter which camp she throws in, it will be a fiasco on the other side." ”

"Even if there are a lot of players in that world," Jade Pipa continued, "no one can challenge the authority of this goddess. ”

"I'm hiding here purely because I want to evolve. Yu Pipa lifted the sheet wrapped around her body again, and Lou Yuandai feasted her eyes again.

"Look at my body, it's about to evolve," Yu Pipa said to Lou Yuandai proudly, "Do you know what I mean?"

There are evolutions in various senses, and Lou Yuandai doesn't know which aspect of evolution he is referring to, but there is one thing she cares about very much.

Suddenly, the distance between him and the jade pipa was narrowed by a large distance, and Lou Yuandai stretched his neck and asked, "Will your breasts get bigger?"

The jade pipa was silent, and so was the green sleep. No matter how small Lou Yuandai's voice is, as an elf, Lu Mian can hear what she is saying secretly, and when she says this, Lu Mian even stretched out his hand and touched his flat chest, and there is no sign of getting bigger.

originally thought that Yu Pipa would refute Lou Yuandai after being silent, but who would have thought that he would open his mouth a little tangled: "I still think about whether to get bigger." ”

Lu Mian: "......" Why does he always feel that he can't understand these two people?

"Really?" It was also Lou Yuandai who asked if her chest would get bigger, and it was Lou Yuandai who was so surprised to know that Yu Pipa was thinking about this matter, as if the question she asked just now was really just a casual question, not a matter of heart.

"Can you really change between men and women at will?" Lou Yuandai looked very excited, Yu Pipa didn't know why she was so excited when she heard this kind of thing that was not good for her.

Lu Mian was in the clouds on the side, he didn't quite understand why Lou Yuandai came to the conclusion that the jade pipa should have a gender and be able to change at will after hearing that his chest would get bigger, but now he was embarrassed to open his mouth in this situation, so he could only hold down the sheet covering his head tightly, as if someone would lift the cloth on his head in the next second and let him see something inappropriate for children.

"Of course it's not just a casual change" Yu Pipa was a little disgusted and stayed away from Lou Dai: "There is only one chance, and there will be no chance to change sex after using it." ”

"I turned out to be a stone and didn't have a gender.,It's not like those monsters that animals or plants turn into naturally have a gender.,But after cultivation, you can also forcibly have a gender.,I'm looking for a quiet place to think about whether to become a man or a woman.,You pressed it all at once.。 ”

When Yu Pipa said this, she glared at Lou Yuandai fiercely: "It almost made me vomit blood." ”

Can stones vomit blood, after listening to Yu Pipa's accusation, Lou Yuandai did not express deep sympathy or remorse for his actions, but such a question appeared in his heart.

"But then again" Yu Pipa suddenly didn't dislike Lou Yuandai again, he suddenly approached Lou Yuandai and asked, "Who is the man who threw you in?"

"It seems to be very violent and impatient, as if you are just a burden to him outside, how can you be your top boss?"

"It's not. Lou Yuandai changed her face and denied it, so far no one except Agares knows that Solomon is her brother, and even the group of people who are green and fat don't know, firstly, Lou Yuandai does not have the habit of showing off her brother, and secondly, Solomon doesn't seem to want others to know about it, so other people's perception of Solomon is "Lou Yuandai's realized uncle".

And looking at his usual expression, it is indeed like the expression of a person who owes him eight million, which is very consistent with the image of other people's perception of him.

"It's my servant. Lou Yuandai grinded her teeth and spoke viciously.

"It doesn't look like it," Yu Pipa was frightened by Lou Yuandai's expression and moved away from her, and muttered in a low voice: "It seems that it should be the other way around." ”

"What did you say?" Lou Yuandai didn't hear what Yu Pipa was muttering clearly, so she leaned closer and asked.

"No" Yu Pipa hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm thinking about whether to become a man or a woman, it's really difficult." ”

This sounds weird, but Lou Yuandai has experienced too many weird things, so just some weird words are not very weird in her heart.

"This is easy to do" Lou Yuandai patted her chest and said: "I'll let you know if you want to become a man or a woman." ”

"You?" Yu Pipa's heart refused, but since it was just a way to listen, it didn't hurt: "How do you let me know?"

"Ahem" Lou Yuandai straightened up, sat straight on the bed, and spoke with her head held high: "Are you Lou Yuandai's little sister who likes to see people, loves flowers, and has a flat tire in the workshop......"

"Wait" Yu Pipa hurriedly interrupted Lou Yuandai's words: "I'll slow down first, I don't know why I'm suddenly a little nauseous." ”

Lou Yuandai: "......"

"Yes" didn't get angry, but said with a smile: "It seems that you don't like women, so you can't become a woman, you can become a man." ”

Wait?Even if Lu Mian is covered by a sheet and can't see the current situation, he thinks that Lou Yuandai's reasoning is not normal, if you don't like women, don't you like men, if you like men, you must become a woman, right?

Otherwise, if you become a man who likes men, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find good friends who are like-minded.

In fact, Lou Yuandai's initial idea was at a glance with Lu Mian, if she likes a woman, she will become a man, and if she likes a man, she will become a woman, but Yu Pipa stimulated her like this, and she felt that it was better not to give him any correct advice, you should go blindly.

"I also think it's good to become a man," Yu Pipa smiled proudly, "You can also see that I am full of masculinity." ”

Forget it, Lou Yuandai silently twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at the jade pipa full of masculinity in front of her: "I think it's better for you to become a woman." ”

"Actually, I also want to try what it's like to be a woman," Yu Pipa lowered her head and reached out to touch her flat chest: "I don't know what it's like to be the same as Daji." ”

Come on, even if you become a woman, you will be an A, Lou Yuandai thought to herself, and she will not experience what kind of feeling D's Daji will have.

"Is it possible to change how you want to change in your heart?" Lou Yuandai, who thought of her figure, suddenly asked, if she really wanted to change how she wanted, it was also possible for two bulges to bulge out of this flat stone.

"Of course not" Yu Pipa seemed to misunderstand Lou Yuandai's meaning: "This requires an environment, just like the estrogen and male hormones in your creatures, if you want to become a woman, you have to go to a place with more estrogen, and if you want to become a man, you have to go to a place with more male hormones, it doesn't take a long time, it can be completed in a minute or two." ”

"I'm afraid it's a little difficult to find these two hormones," Lou Yuandai said, "Do you want to soak in?"

"Idiot" Yu Pipa rolled her eyes: "It means to pierce more places with more men or more places with more women, so I found a secluded mansion where no one is hiding, if there are more people, maybe I will be infected at some point." ”

In this way, Lou Yuandai nodded as if she didn't understand.

"So you stay away from me," Yu Pipa waved her hand with disgust: "If you infect me into a woman, it will be troublesome." ”

"It seems that between men and women, you are more inclined to become a man" Lou Yuandai crawled towards the jade pipa with his sneaky hands and feet: "Actually, it's good to become a woman, and you can also seduce Feng Jiu." ”

"Who wants to seduce him" Yu Pipa's expression as if he had eaten: "Forget it, I'll still become a man, you can imagine how Feng Jiu's guy will tease me if I become a woman." ”

By the way, do you know ...... "Where are the places where there are many men?"

"You, you...... What are you doing?!" There is no need to ask where the place with more men is, Lou Yuandai will let him become a woman on the spot.

"Hahaha" Lou Yuandai hugged the jade pipa in her arms: "Let you be sarcastic about me, and you will be able to experience what Daji feels like later." ”

"Ahh

"Hahahaha" Lou Yuandai still smiled very treacherously: "You scream, even if you scream, no one will come to save you even if you cut your throat." "As long as you go to a place where there are many women, you can be infected into a woman, Lou Yuandai doesn't believe that she can still become a man if she hugs him for a minute or two.

"I'll tell you that it's very happy to become a woman" Lou Yuandai said ruthlessly while smiling treacherously: "I can still flirt with Feng Jiu, it's really a joy to run." ”

Lu Mian: "......" doesn't talk about whether Xida Puben is used like this, and doesn't think about what the two of them are doing. Judging from Lou Yuandai's treacherous cry alone, Lu Mian felt a little bad, such a loud cry was not easy to attract anything, she was indeed right, even if Yu Pipa shouted and broke his throat, no one would come to save him, but it was not certain whether someone would come to save Lou Yuandai.

"Help, don't!" the more Jade Pipa screamed, the more like a girl who had been forced to become a prostitute.