Chapter 1473: Two Pigs' Heads
The two fought fiercely and didn't say a word.
Ye Qinghan's heart was also suffocated, Yaoyao locked him in the hairpin space, and he was not allowed to go out when he said the flowers.
He knew that Yaoyao was in a dangerous demon realm, but he couldn't come out to protect him, not to mention how aggrieved he was.
In the beginning, he was an injured man, unable to move, and unable to do anything.
But after his injuries healed, Yaoyao still didn't allow him to come out, but it was heartbreaking. Was he really that useless? His pride as a man was crushed.
But Yaoyao's excuse he couldn't refute at all, it was all a minefield.
He finally endured until Yaoyao let him out, but before he could see the situation clearly, he was attacked by the Night Emperor Xiu like a convulsive.
But Yaoyao actually hid aside and ate snacks, looking lively.
The night Qinghan was congested again, and the night emperor cultivated convulsions to vent. He was also beaten out of anger, so he simply ignored everything else and fought first.
In Yaoyao's hairpin space, he only had to be beaten, and there was no room for him to do it. It's different with the Night Emperor.
In order not to let the battle end too quickly, Ye Qinghan simply suppressed the cultivation to the Jindan stage, which was equivalent to the Night Emperor cultivation.
The continuous thunder of the two "crackling" was evenly matched. Until the spiritual power was exhausted, the two fell to the ground again and began to fight hand-to-hand.
Yun Yueyao and Helian Yuyan couldn't stand it anymore when they saw this.
Two big men, at this time, are like two bullfighting bulls, touching and separating countless times, and then touching and separating, a few back and forth, and they are all hanging on each other.
That's not embarrassing.
Helian Yuyan simply hugged Yun Yueyao's fluffy little body, gave her a melon seed shell, and teased her.
Yun Yueyao: ......
The corners of her mouth twitched violently, she looked like a little cub, yes, but she wasn't really a little milk baby?
Helian Yuyan ignored her protests and had fun on her own.
Yun Yueyao petrified.
On the other side, after about seven days and seven nights, the two finally stopped.
Yun Yueyao was hugged by Helian Yuyan and came to the side of the two, one big and one small twitched the corners of their mouths, Yun Yueyao asked speechlessly: "These two pig heads, do you still recognize which one belongs to your family?"
Helian Yuyan shook her head cooperatively, and asked instead, "Can Xiao Yueyao still recognize which pig's head belongs to your family?"
Yun Yueyao also cooperated with Yaoyao's head.
One big and one small said at the same time: "Is this called beating my parents and parents?"
One big and one small thought deeply at the same time, and nodded in agreement.
It was in a large font, wearing only tattered trousers and boots, and the outer robe had long been torn. Originally, they were still snorting and panting, glaring at each other.
As a result, after listening to his daughter-in-law and the other party's daughter-in-law, both of them had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.
Ye Qinghan was one step faster than the Night Emperor Xiu, and said: "Sigh (Yaoyao), Wosi Qihan (I am Qinghan)." ”
Yun Yueyao's eyes flashed with a smile and looked at Ye Qinghan on the ground.
Well, a very complete pig's head, two big dark circles, swollen eyes. The whole face was red and swollen, red to purple or even black in some places, and one mouth turned into two hanging sausages, no wonder he spoke like this.
On the other side, the Night Emperor Xiu also said eagerly: "Ya'er (Yan'er), Ehu is in Qian'er (here for the husband)." ”
Helian Yuyan was not as reserved as Yun Yueyao, and laughed directly with a "flutter", this smile was like turning on some strange switch, and it would be difficult to stop laughing.
Yun Yueyao seemed to be infected too, and she was embarrassed to laugh out loud to stimulate Ye Qinghan. So he turned his little hairy face, nested in Helian Yuyan's arms, and laughed silently.
If you hadn't seen her whole body shaking, you probably wouldn't have been able to tell that she was snickering, right?
Night Emperor Xiu: ......
His dignity was worse than the cold night, and the two girls watching the battle didn't pay much attention. He remembered that he punched the other party in the face forty-seven times. The kid hit him in the face with a black move, and he actually punched him more than sixty times.
He also reacted after being punched more than a dozen times, and greeted the other party in the face. It was because he was a step late when he saw the opportunity that he suffered this dumb loss.
Night Emperor Xiu secretly gritted his teeth, Ye Qinghan, that stinky boy, must be jealous of his face! jealous that his masculinity is stronger than him, so he was recruited to beat him in the face!
Bastard, he looks like a girl, who is to blame? Ye Qinghan glared at Ye Qinghan fiercely, hum, he was already full of manliness, so he didn't worry about his image.
But what about this stinky boy? Will being seen by his little fiancée leave a shadow when he sees this pig's head?
The Night Emperor corrected and thought, it is okay to coax his daughter-in-law to smile, and when the swelling is gone, she will still be handsome.
On that side, Ye Qinghan was already aggrieved, and he sat up tremblingly. With such a mouth, it would be too embarrassing to speak again, so he changed to the blood contract transmission and pretended to be pitiful with Yun Yueyao.
wants his family Yaoyao to feel sorry for him.
Sure enough, hearing his transmission, and seeing his miserable appearance now, Yun Yueyao jumped out of Helian Yuyan's arms.
Standing in front of Ye Qinghan, he took out the wound medicine to help him dispel stasis.
Ye Qinghan behaved like a large dog, and he almost didn't show his nine big tails wagging and wagging them.
When the Night Emperor Xiu saw this, he was so angry that he almost turned his back on it! In his heart, he secretly scolded the stinky boy for being shameless, it was simply too shameless!
But he was inexplicably envious, and he also wanted his little Yan'er to comfort him softly and give him medicine to remove stasis. But he didn't bother to learn from that stinky boy who was chirping.
So, Night Emperor Xiu just lay there like that, thinking about whether Yan'er would take the initiative to come over, feel sorry for him, and heal him.
Helian Yuyan really walked over and squatted down to see his face up close.
It's just that the distress that Night Emperor Xiu expected did not appear, and instead of it, Helian Yuyan couldn't help but laugh "haha".
Night Emperor Xiu was disgraced by his daughter-in-law and blackened his face directly. As a result, he failed to hold any majesty because of this.
After all, his heavy face and the appearance of the pig's head have become even more funny.
Helian Yuyan didn't treat Yun Yueyao's little fiancé as outsiders at all.
Therefore, she also made fun of Night Emperor Xiu unceremoniously: "Oh, if you don't make a sound, I can't tell who you are?" It's a pity that I didn't take a photo of Yu Jian, otherwise, I would have to record what you look like now, hahahaha, ouch, my stomach ......"
Night Emperor Xiu: ......
He suspected that his little Yan'er had been transferred, why did Xiao Yan'er, who has always been gentle and kind and calm and ladylike, suddenly change her painting style and become so cheerful?
Night Emperor Xiu felt that this must have been taken by the stinky boy's fiancée.
However, looking at the other side again, the girl has turned into an adult, wearing a water-blue dress, and has drugged the stinky boy. It's not enough to take the medicine, the tenderness and sweetness on that face, and carefully give the stinky boy a snort!
Night Emperor Xiu saw that it was a red eye, but he turned his face and looked at his little Yan'er again......
Still laughing, still laughing!
He really wanted to say, laugh again, laugh again, Lao Tzu get up and eat you, believe it or not?
But his two mouths hanging sausages, if he wants to say this, it may not necessarily become something.
After thinking about it, the Night Emperor Xiu was unwilling to give up the verbal threat. He's getting more and more distracted. Why don't you get rid of the pair of dead people in front of you? It's just a medicine, do you want to take it for so long? What a big pig face? Haven't finished wiping it yet?
The Night Emperor was indignant, it was really no harm if there was no comparison.
Night Emperor Xiu such an evil fire sprung up, and the pig-headed face looked even more funny.
Helian Yuyan couldn't hold back, and another round of "hahahahaha" lingered in this confined space.
Night Emperor Xiu was deflated all of a sudden, and just when he was depressed, he suddenly felt a chill on his face. He turned his head with difficulty, and saw Helian Yuyan holding a familiar small jar in his hand, applying medicine to him.
Out of the corner of his eye, Night Emperor Xiu glanced at Ye Qinghan's side, where the medicine had already been applied. The little jar in the girl's hand was gone.
looked at the small jar in Helian Yuyan's hand again, okay, it's the one in someone's hand.
Night Emperor Xiu understood that the girl handed it to Yan'er, and secretly pouted, so he didn't appreciate it.
However, when Yan'er's smooth fingers were dipped in ointment and applied to his face, the cool feeling was too comfortable.
Moreover, he could sense that in the process of applying the ointment, Yan'er released her unique medicinal qi to moisturize his bruises.
Night Emperor Xiu's originally depressed mood fluttered again.
Therefore, he ignored the fact that the ointment belonged to someone else, and enjoyed Yan'er's medicated massage with all his heart.
Yun Yueyao on the side looked at the small movements of the pair over there and secretly smiled. Ye Qinghan didn't know how many white eyes he rolled in his heart, naturally, these white eyes were all turned at the Night Emperor.
The posture of the husband just now was not slapped in the face in the blink of an eye, and he was beaten into a pig's head twice inside and out.
Cut, if it weren't for Yaoyao's kindness, where would he get the benefits he could enjoy?
Ye Qinghan was disdainful in his heart, his face was not swollen yet, and it was in vain to think of any expression, whether he was secretly sending Qiubo to his Yaoyao, or disdainful of his cheap little uncle's actions.
No matter how much the inner drama is, the face is still a big pig's head that is swollen to shine, especially after applying the medicine, it is still red, and when I worship my ancestors, I put the roasted oil on the table for the pig's head to fight.
The night is cold, and the night emperor is even more so.
Therefore, after the ointment was evenly applied by Helian Yuyan and the massage was completed, Helian Yuyan returned the ointment. Turning his head, he watched as the Night Emperor Xiu sat up and pointed the pig's head face at her. She couldn't hold back and burst out laughing again.
Night Emperor Xiu: ......
This cliff is an unbearable black history, and his little Yan'er has laughed several times.
His first famous name~!
The night on the side was gloating, but unfortunately he couldn't see it. He has grabbed a lot of black history and has long been used to it.
Therefore, he is much calmer than Night Emperor Xiu.
However, Night Emperor Xiu looked at the calm pig's head on the side, and his heart was on fire.
So, after the two generals recovered, they fought again.
Yun Yueyao and Helian Yuyan didn't fight. Helian Yuyan's saying is: "Women don't understand the world of men, so don't get involved." ”
Yun Yueyao nodded approvingly, and added: "Yes~ The relationship between this uncle and nephew is so good~!"
Night Emperor Xiu turned his head and retorted at that time: "What a p......"
But before his last word was settled, he was punched by Ye Qinghan in his mouth. Although Ye Qinghan didn't agree with his own Yaoyao's point of view, he couldn't tolerate the guy in front of him who didn't look pleasing to the eye, and opened his mouth like scolding Yaoyao.
His Yaoyao, he is reluctant to say a heavy word! How can he allow others to have room for beaks?
Night Emperor Xiu was punched, his mouth instantly swollen, and he felt that his teeth were showing signs of loosening.
His attention was suddenly pulled back, and he and Ye Qinghan fought each other again. Both sides don't attack elsewhere anymore, and the moves are only aimed at each other's faces.
Yun Yueyao couldn't bear to look at it directly, and covered her face directly.
Helian Yuyan doesn't care, it can't be broken anyway. She also agrees with Xiao Yueyao's words, the relationship between these two is really good.
If you are someone else, you dare to hurt even a trace of their demonic face. I'm afraid that those two people have already burst out and killed people, where will there be a one-punch calculation like now, who will hit each other's face with a higher hit rate?
The two women let them vent, and no one was fighting, and they didn't even look bored. They will also learn from each other.
And the gluttonous Zichen, who was forgotten by the four of them, was hiding in the corner at this time, nibbling on the snacks he had stolen from the two girls.
It's like a big mouse, pouting and gnawing happily there, and every now and then it will look back.
Or look at the miserable way the two of them fought, and then giggle and snicker. I feel that I was bullied by the big demon king a while ago, and someone helped it avenge it!
Or just look at the two women's side, wait for the two of them to come up with new food, and then because when discussing Danshu, it is too engrossed and forgets the food at hand, and then it steps forward to steal its mouth.
There is something to see on one side, and there is food on the other.
Zi Chen felt very comfortable.
But it didn't last long, and suddenly, the battle circle of the two burned to its side.
It turned out that it was the spiritual power of the two that recovered, and a new round of lightning bombardment was carried out.
The two inevitably injured their little daughter-in-law, deliberately avoided that side, and naturally approached the corner. And the side they were approaching happened to be where Zi Chen was hiding with his mouth.
Zi Chen, who was gnawing happily, suddenly exploded on the top of his head, and his whole body was hairy. When you want to hide with food, it's too late.
A dense thunderstorm fell, and it was fine. It's a divine beast, and this little spell can't hurt it.
But what makes it want to cry without tears, but what hurts is.
The plates under its claws, along with the food inside, had all turned into black scum.
Its food was ruined by those two bastards! Eating is its life! Those two bastards ruined its food, which is equivalent to killing it!
After Zi Chen's petrification for a moment, the expression on his face gradually became hideous.
Its size also skyrocketed, and its momentum climbed inch by inch.
Seeing that Zi Chen was about to go berserk and eat those two bastards to avenge his food, Helian Yuyan realized that something was wrong here!