There are no good people who talk about cross talk.

These two boys haven't entered the cross talk door yet, and they're already so bad, and when they really get started, they may have to make some noise.

Bai Dingtang came to participate in the enrollment of Nanzi last time, but his performance was so bad that he didn't get in, and it was normal for him not to be admitted, and Bai Dingtang himself took it for granted.

But he didn't know how high the recruitment standards of the Xiangwen Society were, and he deliberately said that the recruitment standards were very high for the sake of his own face.

didn't think about it, those guys were really frightened, and when they went in and out, their faces turned white, and Bai Dingtang thought that he had hurt them.

Now that he saw Jiang Ruda, he was embarrassed to cry, and he panicked in his heart, thinking about it again, there were tens of thousands of people who came to sign up this time, and only a few dozen were really selected, how difficult it was.

Bai Dingtang's heart suddenly had no bottom.

Jiang Ruda glanced at Bai Dingtang's face, and the cry was immediately released, he was crying.

Bai Dingtang gasped in fright, this can't be an unspoken rule, right?

Isn't it just language arts that are being examined, but also physical arts?

Bai Dingtang was so frightened that his legs and stomach were weak, this mixed up from the dance hall was really enough.

Jiang Ruda saw that the success scared Bai Dingtang, he smiled secretly in his heart, and then wiped his tears and left.

Bai Dingtang stood at the door of the classroom for a long time, taking a deep breath several times before he could barely suppress the ups and downs in his heart.

He raised his trembling hand and knocked on the door.

"Come in. ”

Someone shouted inside.

Bai Dingtang's palms were sweating, he unscrewed the door and stepped into this place of life and death.

He Xiangdong looked at the newcomer, looking at the sweaty appearance of the other party's head, he was secretly disappointed in his heart, this person was too nervous, and he was probably a kid who couldn't make a scene.

The first thing Bai Dingtang saw was these examiners, his face was white at that time, four people, he couldn't stand it, he was empty.

He looked around again, there was no place to lie here, couldn't it be on the ground?

Oh my God, it won't catch a cold, will it?

Bai Dingtang's gums were trembling.

He Xiangdong didn't know this guy's dirty thoughts, otherwise, he would definitely give this kid a fat beating, and then let him get out.

He Xiangdong looked at him, showed a little smile, and said, "Come, let's introduce myself." ”

He Xiangdong couldn't recognize the person in front of him anymore, after all, the last time Bai Dingtang came to the interview was two years ago, and two years have passed, Bai Dingtang's dress and temperament have changed a lot, and he can't recognize him if he is not an acquaintance.

Even Tao Fangbai just felt that he was a little familiar, as for He Xiangdong, Bai Dingtang didn't leave a deep impression on him at the beginning, more than two years have passed, He Xiangdong has long forgotten him to his heels.

Bai Dingtang took a few heavy breaths, expelled all the filth in his brain, and said: "Hello teachers, my name is Bai Dingtang, you can call me Xiaobai, I am from Jilin in Northeast China." ”

After saying that, Bai Dingtang's heart settled down a lot, and his self-introduction was exactly the same as what he said two years ago.

Where he fell, he got up from there, and he said that he fell here. Now, two years later, he said the same thing again, only this time, he wasn't going to fall again.

He Xiangdong bowed slightly, glanced at his registration form, and said, "Tell me, why do you want to apply for our Xiangwen Society." ”

Bai Dingtang looked at He Xiangdong's eyes and said word by word: "I like cross talk, I like you, I like Xiangwenshe." ”

He Xiangdong looked up at him, his eyebrows raised slightly, and he found that the kid in front of him didn't seem to be nervous, and he was much more confident.

He Xiangdong asked: "Do you like cross talk? ”

Bai Dingtang said: "Like is like, I can't talk about why, if it's like it for a reason, then it's not really liked." ”

As soon as Bai Dingtang's words came out, all the examiners sitting in the seat came to their senses, and they all looked at him.

Bai Dingtang looked at them calmly.

He Xiangdong was happy: "It's a little interesting." ”

After a pause, He Xiangdong looked at Bai Dingtang's eyes and said, "Young man, cowhide is not blown, and cross talk is not what you say you like or like." ”

Bai Dingtang replied: "Two years ago, I took 500 yuan from my family and came to Beijing from the Northeast alone, because at that time I knew that Xiangwen Society was recruiting cross talk students, so I came. ”

He Xiangdong was slightly surprised.

Bai Dingtang said: "I waited for three days, and it was finally my turn, but it was impossible for a child like me who couldn't even speak Mandarin to be admitted to the exam." I failed, I ran out of 500 yuan, I was so poor that I had to sleep on the streets, but fortunately there was a boss who was willing to take me in and let me stay in Beijing. ”

"Today, two years later, I have become a middle-level cadre in the unit, I now have a monthly salary of 7,000, I heard that I am recruiting students from the literary society again, I quit my current job with a monthly salary of 7,000, and I came here again, and I came to this classroom again, and I stood in front of you again. I like cross talk, I like Xiangwen She, so here I am again. ”

The examiners present were all shocked by Bai Dingtang's story, and they also felt Bai Dingtang's sincerity to cross talk.

Xue Guo sighed softly and turned his head to look at He Xiangdong.

He Xiangdong frowned, his eyes drooped, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

After a while, He Xiangdong looked up at Bai Dingtang, there was something different in his eyes, and he asked, "What if you don't pass the exam this time?"

Bai Dingtang looked at He Xiangdong and said with a smile: "Come on, but at that time, I may have a monthly salary of tens of thousands." After all, I'm that good. ”

The examiners all laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "We all know your love for cross talk, but the more this is the case, the more we dare not delay you, if you are really suitable for this profession, we will definitely accept you." If you are really not suitable, and Master Zu doesn't appreciate food, then don't delay, change your career as soon as possible, anyway, you are so good. ”

Bai Dingtang smiled and nodded: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong groaned a little and asked, "Then what will you order, cross talk pays attention to talking and singing, you can say anything, sing anything." ”

Bai Dingtang said: "Then I'll make an imitation." ”

He Xiangdong nodded: "It's okay, what are you going to imitate?"

Bai Dingtang narrowed his eyes slightly, sighed softly, showed a helpless expression of resentment on his face, and said, "I'll imitate Teacher Xue's daughter-in-law, and my Aunt Xue will sing." ”

Xue Guo was stunned.

He Xiangdong laughed and stretched out his hand: "Come." ”

Bai Dingtang smiled charmingly, and his voice was tactful.

"One wrong step is a lifelong mistake,

Go to the sea to dance for life.

Dancing girls are also people,

To whom do the anguish of the heart speak.

For the persecution of life,

Tears poured down my stomach......"