Seeing Su Qingyan and Sun Meili really walking off the stage like this, Zhang Yang was about to cry. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This is not what he imagined the festival to be!

He pitted Su Qingyan and Sun Meili to death, and wanted to cry without tears, which should be the right way to open it!

Now that he has been relayed by Su Qingyan and Sun Meimei, what does it mean over and over again?

After making trouble for a long time, he bothered to organize this grand ceremony to find abuse?

"Oh-"

"Oh-"

"Hahahaha......"

Seeing Zhang Yang as if he was greatly frightened, the audience tried their best to coax again.

The guests also laughed and bent over, and couldn't stop at all.

The audience watching the live broadcast looked at Zhang Yang's speechless little eyes, and even laughed directly to the ground.

The discussion area was directly swiped, and it was full of praise for Su Qingyan and Sun Meimei's voices.

Zhang Yang looked at the scene that had entered the state of madness speechlessly, and took the microphone to his mouth.

Everyone looked at him.

Zhang Yang's lips moved, but in the end, he didn't say a word, and put his hand down again, looking like he wanted to say something but didn't know how to speak.

"Hahahaha-"

The audience went crazy with laughter.

The guests also kept patting their thighs.

It's so funny!

This second cargo is so funny!

It's all a play!

Half a minute later, Zhang Yang raised the microphone again and said a little speechlessly: "I decided to retract the two sentences I just said." ”

"Hahahaha......"

The scene laughed.

Zhang Yang was speechless and turned his head to look backstage.

Su Qingyan and Sun Meili were also laughing so hard that they couldn't stand.

"......" Zhang Yang glanced at them angrily and said, "Can you be reliable? I kindly let you behave, and you will repay me like this?"

The audience laughed louder and louder.

Su Qingyan and Sun Meili both threw him a sympathetic look.

There is an opportunity to publicize it, and they will never let it go. Overall, they had a great evening tonight.

"Forget it......" Zhang Yang sighed helplessly, and said to the backstage: "Director Chen, come up, let's perform the show." ”

"......" and Chen Xiao, who was defenseless in the background, almost vomited blood.

What's going on?

Just let me go up like that?

Isn't that a little too hasty?

Shouldn't there be a grand welcome or something?

Even the audience almost burst out laughing.

Come up, right?

Do you dare to be more casual in this tone?

"Come up!" Seeing Chen Xiao stunned and not moving, Zhang Yang urged.

"......" Chen Xiao walked up with a black line and a black face, and scolded: "Can't you welcome me? I'm also a guest!"

"Hahahaha......"

The audience burst into laughter.

"yes, I'm all mad at them. Zhang Yang looked like he had just remembered, "Why don't you go down first, and I'll do it all over again?"

"Poof—"

The audience almost burst out laughing.

"......" Chen Xiao almost fell to the ground.

Go down?

Do it all over again?

What kind of routine are yours?

If I do go down, and you let me come up so casually? Am I going up or not?

"Forget it, let's put on a show. Chen Xiao was really a little speechless by him.

If he continues to talk to him, he is really afraid that he will be so angry that he will forget his words.

"Good. Zhang Yang didn't ramble anymore, and said to the audience: "Our sketch is called eating noodles, which mainly tells the story of a director interviewing actors. ”

When talking about the director, he pointed to himself. When talking about actors, he pointed to Chen Xiao again.

"Hahahaha......" the audience laughed again.

"......" Chen Xiao was also speechless for a while.

Need a narration?

Do you need it!!

Just start acting directly, such a simple and clear question, the audience can understand it at once, what is there to explain this?

"Can we begin?" he urged, impatiently.

"Yes, you can. Zhang Yang nodded quickly, and then looked straight at him.

"What's wrong?" Chen Xiao was inexplicably looked at by him.

"Should you go down first?" Zhang Yang asked cautiously, "You didn't play so quickly." ”

"Hahahaha......"

The audience almost died of laughter.

Netizens also laughed so hard that they almost couldn't get up.

Shameless, shameless!

Do you dare to be a little cheaper!

Do you dare to pit a little more!

Obviously, you called someone up yourself!

And he called people up with such a casual attitude!

Now that you're asking people to go down, are you making fun of them?

Chen Xiao was also stunned.

yes, I didn't come to power so soon!

Then what are you doing by yourself?

Cooperate with him to pit himself?

He's going crazy!

Is stupidity contagious?

He was also about to cry stupidly by himself.

"Director Chen?" Zhang Yang actually urged.

Chen Xiao looked at him expressionlessly.

Zhang Yang didn't seem to see his innocent little eyes, and made a gesture of invitation to him to the audience.

"......" Chen Xiao silently stepped off the stage, leaving the audience with a seriously injured back.

"Hahahaha......"

The audience laughed and leaned back and forth.

Please enjoy the sketch "Eating Noodles" below. Zhang Yang reported himself to a curtain, and then tidied up a little, and directly entered the state of the sketch.

The background of the sketch is the filming site, and the actor is in a situation and needs to find an actor temporarily.

Su Qingyan cooperated with Zhang Yang to finish this opening performance.

Then, Chen Xiao took the stage.

"Do you need to find an actor here?" now he has changed out of that brand new suit and is wearing a very ordinary outfit.

I don't know what's going on, but seeing the two of them meet on stage again, the audience wants to laugh.

None of them forgot the little episode that happened on the red carpet.

With their knowledge of Zhang Yang, he will definitely retaliate.

The director played by Zhang Yang looked Chen Xiao up and down with a look of disgust.

Chen Xiao was angry, but he still had to keep smiling.

The two talked for a few words and decided that he would play the role.

"This scene is actually very simple, that is, you and your girlfriend have made an appointment to go out to watch a movie at eight o'clock......" Halfway through, Zhang Yang suddenly stopped.

Chen Xiao, who had just entered the state, was a little confused, looked at him with a stunned face, and said in his heart You can't forget the words, right?

That's too unprofessional, isn't it?

The audience was also puzzled and didn't know what was going on.

"Director Chen, that ......" Zhang Yang coughed lightly and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Hahahaha......" The audience couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

"......" Chen Xiao almost vomited blood.

What kind of mess is this?

At this point, can you stop improvising?

Are you reliable?

He really wants to squirt his spit!

"Okay, okay, don't talk about this. Seeing Chen Xiao staring at him, Zhang Yang hurriedly begged for mercy.

What's worse is that he also turned his head and lowered his voice to add to the camera, "He doesn't have a girlfriend, I poked him in the sore spot." ”

"Poof—"

"Hahahaha......"

"Oh-"

The audience burst out laughing!

Don't be so cheap!

Don't you want to be so cheap!!

Still deliberately muffling your voice?

Who can't hear you with wheat!

"......" Chen Xiao was like being slapped on the head, and he almost didn't vomit blood.

"I can't act yet!!"

He's going crazy too!

"Act, act, act, continue, continue. Zhang Yang hurriedly continued, "Make an appointment to go to the movie at eight o'clock......"

"Eight o'clock to watch a movie, it's zero o'clock now!" Chen Xiao also learned to improvise.

Zhang Yang, who was suddenly interrupted, was a little confused.

"I made an appointment to go to the movies at eight o'clock, and I haven't gone out yet? What kind of script are you? Look at this situation...... You don't have a girlfriend too, huh?"

"Boom!"

The scene was boiling in an instant.

I don't know what's going on, everyone looks at Su Qingyan with a malicious gaze, and guests like Huang Xiaobo and Zhang Guoqiang are no exception.

Su Qingyan jumped in his heart, knowing that it was going to be bad.

Sure enough, Zhang Yang laughed in the next second, looked at Su Qingyan in the audience very shamelessly, and said seriously: "What are you talking nonsense? My girlfriend is standing in the audience, don't interrupt." ”

"Oh-"

The cheers rose again, and everyone coaxed desperately.

"......" Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, obviously stunned by his shamelessness.

"Are you sure she's your girlfriend?" he asked incredulously, "she's so pretty, she's not worthy of you." ”

"Sure, everybody knows. Zhang Yang stretched out his hand to signal to the audience.

The audience cheered very cooperatively.

It's been a long time since I've seen him take advantage of Su Da's beauty, and suddenly coming like this, everyone is really a little excited.

"Listen to ......" Zhang Yang looked smug, "If you still don't believe me, I'll let her come up and tell you in person." ”

While talking, he actually really walked off the stage.

"Forget it, forget it. Chen Xiao was startled and grabbed him, "You don't have a face, people still want it." ”

"Hahahaha......" The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Let's continue to act in sketches, play sketches and sketches. Chen Xiao was really speechless to the extreme.

"You made an appointment with your girlfriend to go to the movies at midnight. Zhang Yang changed the time very indifferently.

"Zero...... Zero?" Chen Xiao was really a little uncomfortable when he suddenly changed the time like this, "Are you sure that any girlfriend will go to watch a movie with you?"