Chapter 82 Confiscation of Payroll Cards
If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your head, which is a popular classic saying among colleagues in the project department.
Nearly half an hour before the meal time, colleagues began to look forward to it, and some colleagues sneaked out of the office early and sneaked into the canteen, just to seize the opportunity.
Comrade Xiong Erwei, deputy minister of the Ministry of Materials, is the most active one to eat, this Comrade Xiong Erwei is not a foodie, but he is a foodie, and the amount of food is unmatched by the people of the entire project department, and five or six big white steamed buns in the north are not a problem.
The big guys are suspicious, where Xiong Erwei eats, the more he can eat, the thinner he becomes, he is also the envy of all female compatriots, if he can be like Vice Minister Xiong, then there is no need to bother to lose weight at all, and there is no need to worry about eating a piece of braised pork and drinking some braised pork soup will make you fat.
There was still an hour before the meal time, and the deputy minister Xiong of the Ministry of Materials was waiting early in the canteen, and he had to ensure that he was the first person to eat every day, and of course he was also the last person to leave the canteen, eating in front of people and walking behind people.
It's no wonder that Vice Minister Xiong, who made him born to eat, if he didn't seize the opportunity, he might be hungry, and he couldn't do anything hungry.
Every time Vice Minister Xiong goes to the canteen in the morning, he also pulls a person to go, this person is Comrade Gao Feng, since Comrade Gao Feng came, the two of them are almost inseparable, two people go in and out together, like a pair of twins, but the appearance is very different.
Today's lunch, the two people of the material department are the first to come out on top, the first deputy minister Xiong, the second place of the executive manager Comrade Gao Feng, when the colleagues rushed to the canteen, they did not sigh that the people of the material department are fast, and they won the first and second places every time they eat, and it seems that the people of the material department are powerful.
As soon as Gao Feng finished eating and sat down, a girl stood next to him with her waist crossed, and ordered him with a distempered face: "The surname is Gao, hurry up and cook for the old lady, don't just take care of yourself." β
This girl with a big temper is Wang Shangliang, it used to be Wang Shangliang who helped Gao Feng cook, but yesterday she put on that new dress, and she was not praised by Gao Feng, but was ridiculed by Comrade Gao Feng as a street girl, Wang Shangliang was angry, she Wang Shangliang is such a pure girl, how can she be compared with a street girl, so angry that Wang Shangliang girl cut the sundress into pieces, scattered it into the toilet like a fairy scattered flowers, and flushed down the toilet flush valve.
Women are not easy to mess with, Comrade Gao Feng has a deep understanding, if you annoy a woman, you will annoy a tigress, and the consequences will be extremely severe, and their sudden attack will also make you unguarded.
As soon as Gao Feng wanted to stand up and go to fight for Wang Shangliang, Vice Minister Xiong, another leader of the Ministry of Materials, came to Wang Shangliang, and said with a big smile and flattery: "Shangliang, I'll help you go to eat, I can also help you cut the line, my speed is much faster than Gao Feng, I'll help you fight!"
"Get out, Xiong Erwei, did the old lady let you cook?"
Wang Shangliang waved his hand and covered his face with the iron rice plate served by Vice Minister Xiong, who was full of oil at that time, with two chicken feet stuffed in both noses and a big chicken head in his mouth, and Vice Minister Xiong liked to eat chicken heads and chicken feet.
The project department implements a meal ticket system, and when he receives a meal ticket, Vice Minister Xiong wants to be courteous to Wang Shangliang, but the pot of food just made was covered by Wang Shangliang on his face, and all of them were completely ruined, and Vice Minister Xiong had to pay six yuan if he wanted to eat again.
Gao Feng brought Wang Shangliang's food and soup over, and reverently placed it in front of Wang Shangliang's girl who was crossing Erlang's legs, and before he could sit down and take a bite of rice, at this time, a girl rushed to him, and ordered him with her hands crossed and her head crooked.
"The surname is Gao, what do you mean, why didn't the old lady's meal be cooked, you just have this attitude, do you still want a salary!"
The girl who rushed over is Zhang Aiqing, a small cashier of the finance department of the project department, don't look at it as a small cashier, as long as it is a person from the finance department, it is all bullish, usually take down the chin to face people, and the reimbursement of wages has to go from the finance department.
Zhang Aiqing, like Wang Shangliang, finally found a new sundress, and finally dressed herself up as plump and abnormal, and spent a lot of effort to get Comrade Gao Feng to praise him, but the dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, and compared her with the girl standing on the street, but the little cashier Zhang Aiqing was ruined.
I didn't sleep all night last night, and in the middle of the night, she lurked out of the dormitory, found a small peach orchard, dug a pit with her hands under the largest peach tree, cut the sundress into pieces, and then buried it under the peach tree.
Zhang Aiqing's eyes are still swollen, which shows that she is very sad.
Gao Feng saw Zhang Aiqing's swollen eyes, he quickly got up and was about to help her cook, at this time Vice Minister Xiong came over with a rice plate again, and he smiled at Zhang Aiqing: "Hehe, Aiqing, your eyes are crying and swollen, you are really pitiful, I feel very sorry for you, I'll help you go to eat, I can help you cook more good dishes, you just give me a chance!"
"Cry your mother's bear head, you're swollen, did my mother let you cook, you get out of the way!"
Zhang Aiqing is a temper tantrum, Xiong Erwei's kindness, she didn't appreciate it at all, she didn't take a shot coldly, snatched the rice plate in Xiong Erwei's hand, and completely covered the face of Vice Minister Xiong, and suddenly the food and soup were all pasted on Xiong Erwei's face, and at the same time flowed down his neck all over his body, when the iron rice plate fell from Xiong Erwei's face, Xiong Erwei's two noses had two chicken feet inserted in his nose, and he bit a big chicken head in his mouth.
Poor Vice Minister Xiong failed to please him twice for his courtesy, but wasted another six yuan, and also made a meal paste, and it is estimated that the clothes need 300 grams of laundry detergent to be cleaned.
Gao Feng patiently called the meal again, and brought it to Zhang Aiqing, when he sat on the bench, the food he had made at the beginning was already cold, he picked up the chopsticks and was about to take a bite, when a beautiful policewoman rushed over and threw Comrade Gao Feng to the ground with a swing of his buttocks.
"The surname is Gao, this is the old lady's meal, how can you eat it!"
This beautiful policewoman is Wang Xiaoyue, a police officer from the Tulou Town Police Station, Wang Xiaoyue doesn't believe in buying things online, there are many people around her who are shopping for things on the Internet, saying that things on the Internet are much cheaper than things in supermarkets and physical stores, and things are the same things, genuine.
Wang Xiaoyue was on a whim, and spent a day searching on the Internet, and finally found the sundress, Comrade Wang Xiaoyue rarely wears skirts, I only remember wearing them once or twice when I was a child, and I have never worn a skirt when I grew up, and I have never worn such a revealing sundress, which is the first time in the world.
Women are pleasing to the eye.
Wang Xiaoyue wants to wear a sundress, she is in the same mood as Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, or even better, she wants to show the most beautiful Wang Xiaoyue in front of Gao Feng, and also let Gao Feng take a look at her Wang Xiaoyue is a girl with goods, people say that men like to look at women's breasts at first sight, and then go to look at other parts.
I, Wang Xiaoyue, am also a person with breasts, and I am not smaller than other women, I can be called the most beautiful breasts, unlike those stars who are exaggeratedly squeezed out, some still have things, and even fake breasts.
Wang Xiaoyue, who was carefully dressed, thought that she could surprise Comrade Gao Feng, so that his eyes would brighten up and the words of praise would flow out like a surging river, and Comrade Gao Feng would become a great poet as soon as possible, such as a great poet like Wang Guozhen, who would immediately become a poem.
But it backfired, Wang Xiaoyue's appearance not only collided with the two big girls in the project department, Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, but also did not get the praise of Comrade Gao Feng, but Comrade Gao Feng sneered at her and equated her with the girl standing on the street.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Wang Xiaoyue was so angry that his lungs exploded, he hung the suspender skirt on the wall of the dormitory, tied the skirt with a dart, and every time he threw a dart, Wang Xiaoyue gritted her teeth and scolded: "The surname is Gao, you dare to say that the old lady is a woman standing on the street, and the old lady will stab you to death!"
Wang Xiaoyue stabbed one hundred and eight times in one breath, piercing the sundress with a thousand holes, and her anger slowly calmed down.
As soon as Wang Xiaoyue sat down, Vice Minister Xiong squeezed over with a smile on his face: "Xiaoyue, you eat my food, my food is freshly beaten, or is it hot, it's good for your stomach!"
"Get out, hot your grandmother's size, did the old lady say she was going to eat your meal?"
Wang Xiaoyue made a move at that time, and the poor deputy minister Xiong suffered another split on his head and face, with two chicken feet in his two nostrils and a big chicken head in his mouth.
Wang Xiaoyue not only ate Gao Feng's meal, but also confiscated Gao Feng's salary card on the spot, and asked for the password, Comrade Gao Feng cried with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoyue, you confiscated my salary card, you have to give some pocket money!"
Wang Xiaoyue told Comrade SΓΉ Gao Feng that of course I would give you pocket money, three yuan a month.
Comrade Gao Feng was confiscated his salary card, Comrade Xiong Erwei gloated, he held his salary card high, and dangled proudly in front of the three beauties: "Hehe, beauties, I also have a salary card, if you have the ability, you will confiscate it, I like a girl to confiscate the salary card, but unfortunately I don't have this opportunity!"
Wang Xiaoyue stood up and smiled at Vice Minister Xiong Erwei: "Hehe, Vice Minister Xiong, this girl will give you this opportunity!"
Wang Xiaoyue took the salary card held high in Vice Minister Xiong's hand, turned around and walked to the swill bucket in the cafeteria, and threw the salary card into the swill bucket.
The salary card was thrown into the swill bucket by the beautiful policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and the cute deputy minister Xiong jumped into the swill bucket almost like a diver on the ten-meter platform, and he wanted to salvage his salary card.