Feng Hao took his mobile phone and sat on the toilet and watched it with relish. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Some people like to go to the toilet to read newspapers, some people like to go to the toilet to watch movies, and Feng Hao likes to go to the toilet and read novels.

Sometimes he was fascinated by it, and Feng Hao would even squat in the toilet for an hour, which made people suspect that he had serious constipation.

In any case, occupying the toilet for a long time is also one of Feng Hao's many shortcomings.

Of course, Feng Hao is not a stayable person after all, he is not an otaku, and he spends at least two hundred days a year fooling around outside.

When playing outside, most of the toilets in the public toilet are wall-hung and squatting. Feng Hao was also hastily done when the conditions were insufficient, but he was rarely discovered by his friends!

However, he is not now in a dirty and messy public entertainment place, but rarely broke the money and chartered a business suite in a five-star hotel.

As for the reason, it's because a female netizen I met when I was playing a game happened to come to see him today.

When netizens meet, I really don't know what to do if I don't do something, and anyone with a little experience understands this kind of thing.

To Feng Hao's surprise, the female netizen who met him this time looked quite good, and she barely had a first-level school flower.

Regardless of how many hands she has, whether she is black fungus or not, Feng Hao himself is not clean, and he does not practice any kung fu to collect yin and replenish yang, and the requirements for female companions in this regard are really not high.

Being beautiful, not dirty, and in good shape is all he requires!

Even if he doesn't live well, he is rusty and stupid, he can endure these. No matter how bad it is, you can't just train and train it yourself.

Compared with some juvenile pies who preach all day long that mature women have good lives and good personalities, Feng Hao still prefers to look at faces, likes young and beautiful beauties, and likes both visual and sensory enjoyment, especially the former!

It's not the same to say that you can't see when you turn off the lights, that's all.

Turning a sow into a sable cicada to play, and waking up to find that there is actually a pig lying next to him, normal people will chuckle in their hearts, and even have disgust with the previous happiness.

Besides, what is the purpose of doing this kind of thing? Is it purely for the sake of venting and creating people? No, it is for enjoyment! Since you want to enjoy it, it is the same as food, you must not get tired of eating, and you must have a mood!

If you can't see anything, you're still playing with a fart, so it's better to buy a piece of pork and poke a hole!

Feng Hao himself is good-looking, so he is also a little Yan Kong, and he can be regarded as supporting himself.

He thinks that this is an era of looking at faces, and nine out of ten girlfriends he has dated are willing to sleep with him because he is in good condition. Among them, his handsome appearance is obviously a big part, and even for some young girls, it is more important than money!

If the netizen who came was a dinosaur, then Feng Hao might be able to do anything about pretending to be a grandson hiding and walking around.

Since the netizen is a beauty, it is not enough for him to invite someone to live in the presidential suite and go to a luxury restaurant, but the basic face must also be filled.

Feng Hao is not a rich second generation, and of course his family conditions are not bad, so he can be regarded as a petty bourgeoisie.

This meeting and appointment, for Feng Hao, is just a little episode and a small surprise in the process of life. Therefore, when the surprise passed, he thought that he had done enough tricks and brushed up his good feelings, and before he had time to eat the meat in his mouth, his old problem was committed again.

This guy took a shower casually in the hotel, and then he was not in a hurry to go to bed with a female netizen, squatting on the toilet, taking the mobile phone, and the dick silk attribute was immediately exposed, and he was fascinated by reading the novel!

It's no wonder that Feng Hao can't bear to release the volume, it's really the author who is too talented.

Writing the same people to this point.,It's also a must.。

is a good protagonist, but it has been tampered with beyond recognition. The corpses that just fought with others were all over the field, killing all the teammates and enemies, and they didn't clean up and change places, just because of the reason of "going crazy", they wanted to correct the unconscious beauty followers on the spot.

This、This is too spoofed, isn't it?

The most deplorable thing is that this bastard's description is so realistic that Feng Hao can't help but substitute for it, as if he is there!

Then...

The expression on Feng Hao's face suddenly froze, not that he remembered the female netizen who was left out by him, but that he was horrified to find that in the mobile phone screen in front of him, the lines of text actually swam like tadpoles and began to rearrange and reorganize!

This is not the most bizarre, what is even more bizarre is that Feng Hao suddenly found that he couldn't move, just like being pressed by a ghost when he was half-asleep and half-awake!

The fear in his heart quickly overwhelmed all thoughts, but Feng Hao couldn't struggle, or even try to save it...

East China International Hotel, 1802 business suite, a beautiful woman boredly playing with the iPad in her hand.

The look on her face has changed from sunny to cloudy, and then from cloudy to cloudy!

A whole hour of waiting drained her already small patience!

If it weren't for Feng Hao's success in establishing a fairly stylish rich and handsome image in her mind before, I'm afraid she would have smashed the door with a chair by now!

Your sister can go to the toilet for an hour, is this going to the toilet, or hiding in the toilet to sleep?

Even if she had ever seen the most dicked dick, she had never done this in front of her, because of this kind of shit, she waited for a full hour!

Although it is said that there is a network and a computer in the room, and even the configuration is not bad, you can download whatever you want to play. The problem is that for a woman like her, computers are simply dispensable beyond the necessary "business needs".

She's not obsessed with the internet or gaming!

Compared with Feng Hao, who plays games and hooks up with his sister by the way, this woman originally met Feng Hao because she played this game with a Kaizi.

In the game, there are not thirty but twenty people who are dating her at the same time, far more than Feng Hao.

It's a pity that most of them are poor dicks with swollen faces and fat people, and only a few of them are the same as Feng Hao, which is a bit interesting, so that she will not be completely uninterested.

But that faint feeling, after being invited to dinner and opening a room by him for the first time, reached the apex after seeing Feng Hao for the first time, but now it has fallen to the bottom in an instant!

The woman has already decided that if Feng Hao can't give her a reasonable explanation later, even if the other party admits that she has hemorrhoids and is often constipated, she also guarantees that this will definitely be the last time between them!

After another half an hour, the woman's face finally changed from cloudy to light rain, and then in a few minutes it changed from light rain to heavy rain!

Her anger made her face slightly deformed!

"Feng Hao, Feng Hao!"

The woman walked quickly to the bathroom door, knocking at first, which soon turned into a knock.

At this time, the woman's heart was not only angry, but also anxious.

Even if the average person goes to the toilet for too long, it shouldn't be so long, and there will always be a squeak.

There is no sound at all for such a long time, which is very strange in itself.

At this moment, the woman secretly annoyed that she was pretending to be too reserved, and chose a room where the bathroom was too well closed, and she couldn't see anything through the frosted glass door.

At the same time, she was even more surprised by her own reaction!

Since she had already started to be annoyed, according to her temper, she had already yelled. Even if you are embarrassed to destroy your image and pretend to care about greeting each other, how can you just endure it for more than an hour and ignore it, just because you are angry?

However, time could not be reversed, and the woman could only bang and kick the door harder, and then shout loudly.

However, as time passed, the fear in the woman's heart became heavier and heavier, and even overpowered the anger.

If it were a strong man, he might have slammed the door open, which is not a safety door after all.

But Li Minru is just a woman, even if she is more powerful than ordinary women because of her insistence on exercising, she can't be compared with a strong man.

And, more importantly, she didn't dare!

She didn't dare to face the unknown situation inside alone now, if it was Feng Hao's prank, at most, the two of them would break up because of this.

What if she slammed the door open and saw a dead body lying inside, or a dying person?

She and the other party are not serious relationships between men and women, which was not important at all before, and it did not affect the opening of the house, but the important thing is that because there is no too close relationship, she is not willing to get into trouble for a netizen!

Trouble has already appeared, but if she becomes the first and only person at the "crime scene", and that Feng Hao is really unlucky and can't be saved, or is simply dead, then what should she do? How should she face the other party's family?

In order not to escape trouble in the future, Li Minru chose to escape now!

She didn't even change her pajamas, she ran out of the room and began to ask the hotel staff for help.

This may be the most normal and correct choice, if she hadn't slammed the door loose and the lock was about to be undone.

Soon, in less than ten minutes, several waiters followed Li Minru back to the room.

These thin and tall luggage students were actually not stronger than Li Minru, but under the overwhelming crowd, they quickly smashed the thick glass door open.

The bathrooms of this hotel are not small, with a sink and a large bathtub two meters long, one meter wide and half a meter deep, which can be used for bathing. There are about a meter and a half of space next to the bathtub, and there are two small cubicles. It looks like one is for showering and the other is for toileting, both with glass doors!

The glass door of the cubicle is similar to the bathroom door, both are frosted glass, but the thickness is obviously very different, one is difficult to see through the figure, and the other can barely see the hazy scene inside!

It's hazy, but it's unbelievable at this time!

Because, the two cubicles, like the bathroom outside, seem to be empty!

"How can this !!?"

Facing the questioning eyes of the hotel staff, Li Minru had already exclaimed!

She hurriedly stepped forward to open the door of a cubicle, and she didn't even have time to suspect a previous guess, maybe this was Feng Hao's prank at all!

Her mind went blank, and all her actions were instinctual reactions.

In the stench, she saw a high-end mobile phone that had dropped on the ground and had a black screen, as well as a bunch of filthy* things in the toilet that had not had time to be disposed of!

Li Minru instinctively showed an expression of disgust, and naturally took a few steps back, but what she was thinking about was something unrelated, because she only thought of three words now-

Hallucinate it!

Seeing this, the other waiters also frowned, and one of the waiters opened the door of the other cubicle, and as expected, the shower room was also empty!

"Miss, your companion, will it be on your own?"

One of the waiters asked tentatively, though he was also a little confused.

Even if you are in a hurry, as for dropping your phone, you don't even have time to poop?

It can't be a prank!

This most reasonable thought appeared in the minds of everyone present almost at the same time. The difference is that Li Minru suspects only one object, while the waiters suspect two people.

"It's... This..."

Li Minru couldn't speak, instinctively felt that things might not be so simple, and even looking at the tribe's mobile phone on the ground, there would be a heartfelt fear and trembling, as if it was not a mobile phone, but some kind of man-eating devil, the entrance to hell.

A moment later, when the waiter hesitated to leave first, the reason in Li Minru's heart finally overcame her panic and worry.

"Your hotel, there should be surveillance video!"

"I saw the camera outside the door, just around the corner of the hallway, right in front of this room!"

Li Minru asked tentatively.

A waiter, dressed more formally and looking like a foreman, frowned and said:

"There's no need, maybe it's just a harmless prank, a lot of people are like this now, thinking it's going to be funny, maybe your friends are hiding outside right now. ”

There was already a slight impatience in his tone, though he couldn't hear it if he wasn't careful. Perhaps this attitude would be more obvious if he was not facing a beautiful girl, but someone else.

No one likes to make a fuss, let alone picking bones in the eggs within the scope of their own work, and doing their best to cause trouble for themselves!

Li Minru turned around and looked coldly at the waiter foreman, who was younger and more handsome than Feng Hao, but said word by word without emotion:

"I'm going to see the surveillance footage soon, or you can help me contact your manager!"

Li Minru's words made the surrounding waiters look at each other, and the smile on the foreman's face faded, but he was not stubborn.

"Then come with me!"

Although it seemed that he recognized Li Minru's words, the ridicule and disdain on his face could not be hidden.

In the past, when encountering this situation, Li Minru definitely remembered it and would definitely complain about this little foreman.

At this time, she didn't care, and a question kept echoing in her mind, where did he go?

Ten minutes later, several people stood in front of the replayed surveillance video with each other looking at each other, and the faces of all those in the know began to turn pale!

The picture clearly recorded the scene of Li Minru and Feng Hao entering the house arm in arm, and then with fast forward, about two hours later, Li Minru ran out in a panic in her pajamas, and after a few minutes, she entered the room with a few waiters, until soon after, the group left again with a calm face...

In the process, everything was recorded very clearly, there were no breakpoints, no snowflakes, and no scene of Feng Hao leaving.

This man doesn't go through the door and disappears, does he hide in the cupboard, or simply climb the window?

The large closet in the room was open when a few people entered, a detail that even the little foreman had an impression of.

And the beds in this hotel, like most hotels, have baffles on all sides, so you can't drill in from underneath. There are other places where people can be hidden, such as some small cabinets, corners at the top of curtains, and air conditioning vents, but ordinary people really don't have the ability to hide. In addition, although the business suite is not small, it is not the same as the mansion, and you can see the head at a glance, and it is easy to find the tracks.

The most important thing is, if it's just a prank, as for doing it to this extent?

The room is with a window, but probably no one will suspect that Feng Hao will drill the window to be Spider-Man!

Due to the high floors, the windows could not be fully opened at all.

Even if he can barely get out, where can Feng Hao go? Hide under the window? Pull the window edge? Play the pendulum man?

This is the eighteenth floor!

The hotel itself is a lonely building that stands out from the crowd!

At such a height, whoever falls will die!

"Lost... Missing? No... Can't you, is this a joke?"

A waitress who looked more like a part-time student stammered, but no one paid any attention to him at all.

The waiter's face turned pale, as if angry as if it were frightened, but it soon turned as pale as the others, and for some reason, it looked extremely frightened.

Lao Wang, who has been a monitor for more than 20 years, fell to the ground with cigarette butts, and he was still smashing and smoking, and he didn't know what he was smoking.

The biggest reaction was Li Minru, who staggered to the chair, with a crying and laughing expression on her face, like crazy.

When Feng Hao regained consciousness again, he found that he was fighting with someone!

It's a real fight, not a group fight with hooligans, and the knives rarely move. He was now holding a blitz in his hand, and the bullets on the opposite side flew over suddenly, and not far away there was a man standing in the rain of bullets and bullets, and a Russian girl dressed like Iron Man was lying at his feet.

The most important thing is, what is the black shadow that is swooping around him? Birdman? This birdman still wants to cut him with bone wings?

"It's a dog!"

Before Feng Hao could think about whether this was a fantasy world, a science fiction world, or some kind of familiar fiction world, he was hit by the strong wind blowing in his chest, and a fishy sweet smell was stuffed in his throat, which made people irritated!

"Damn! It's still a dead trick after it's crossed! And it's a dead trick that's about to die!"

At this moment, death is so close to him, but what Feng Hao thinks of is not fear, not his parents, or his past life, but a scene in a movie called "The King of Comedy" when Stephen Chow played the role of a dragon and made a film!

"If I become a corpse, will my corpse still move?"

Soon, these nonsensical thoughts all disappeared, and the cold texture of the bone wings had fallen into his throat, and Feng Hao was left with only the last and purest thoughts-

Don't want to die!

That's not fear, it's not fear, it's just simple unwillingness and reluctance!