Chapter 122: Is This Thing Really an Alien?
"Okay! I was wrong! Don't hit me!"
Seeing that he seemed to have done something terrible, the onlookers also knew what the alien was, according to the past practice, Huai Blade should have been beaten at this time, Huai Blade knew that he was in trouble, and he also raised his hand to surrender again and again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"I have a solution......
Drip! Drip! Drip!
With a few dialing sounds, the number of the cosmic complaint line was opened by Huai Blade......
"Wai, brother, I'm here to complain about what happened during the mission! What should I do if the alien in my mission runs away because of the ship's manipulation problem?"
"Sir, what is the number of the mission, and where is the location?"
"Location...... I don't know, the number ...... 12138?But I know it was a mission hundreds of years ago!"
"Sir, you're sent by a hostile corporation to find fault?"
"That's not right! I'm just here to find fault, not to be sent!"
"Fuck you mlb!Go eat s, silly x, why don't you feed the aliens with your underwear? still a few hundred years?Fuck it!Fuck it!"
In the midst of the insults on the other side, Huai Jian turned off the communicator in embarrassment, and looked at the people around him with an embarrassed face, no matter what world it is, there are so many scolding languages......
I said...... Can you lend me your underwear? I'll see if I can catch a ......."
……
After some discussion, Reimu placed a warning charm throughout the spaceship, and no one here was allowed to leave, so it can be said that he would not give up until he caught the alien.
And the Huai Blade ...... It is to continue to be crucified on the cross by Sakuya as his Jesus.
Just when Huai Blade was about to see through the red dust on the cross, sit on the spot, and go to the Western Elysium, Sakuya, who had a cold face, put Huai Blade down.
"Go and ...... spaceship"
"Okay......"
…… In-cockpit ......
"Finally found it!"
Holding up the booklet, Huai Jian laughed wildly, with this, no driving skills are a problem!
"This?"
"Manual!"The Void Teaching Ship Piloting Skills That Can Be Learned by Brain Pumping"!"
"I knew it was unreliable when I heard the name......"
"Ah, you still don't believe me, I'm very reliable!"
Huai Blade patted his chest confidently, indicating that he would reassure Sakiya.
"What else do you want from this manual?"
"If you can understand it, I'll take it!"
"Didn't you say you can learn brain pumping?"
"I can only say that in my eyes you are more brain-dead, poof!"
All right...... For the third time, Huai Blade was crucified by Sakuya......
But then again, where did Sakuya's cross come from?
Spreading out his hand, Huai Blade jumped down and easily pulled the nail off, and Sakuya had already left at this time, so there was no need to worry that she would find out.
"Tut-tut......"
Facing the manual, Huai Blade fiddled around in the cockpit......
"Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple buttons, right is the order...... Next should be...... Color? There's no color button, right?"
After rummaging for a long time, Huai Jian didn't find any colored buttons on it, and was silent for a while, considering that the book was written by himself...... According to their own urine sex ......
"Bang!"
Press all seven buttons at the same time, and sure enough, this is the real colored button.
"The surveillance system has been restarted!"
Turning on the surveillance system, Huai Blade began to search for the missing alien inside the spaceship.
Toilets, bedrooms, aisles, power compartments...... Wait, wait, wait, I didn't find the whereabouts of that alien, if it weren't for someone here, Huai Blade really wanted to turn on the whole ship's alert, and then there would be laser traps everywhere......
"Ahh
A scream resounded throughout the battleship.
Reimu?
Huai Blade almost didn't think about it, and rushed towards the place where the sound was sound, it wouldn't be wrong with her, right?
"Reimu, are you okay? What's there?"
Teleported to Reimu, patted the frightened Reimu on the shoulder, and saw Reimu pointing ahead and couldn't speak for a long time, Huai Blade was a little curious.
Look up...... Forehead...... Is this a puppy?
A puppy that looks like a strange breed is eating something, although it looks a little like a puppy, but if you look closely, you can still find some organs similar to aliens on its body.
For example, the internal molars that look like yellow eels, and the long claws.
"But...... Saying...... Why is this thing so small?"
Seriously, if it weren't for those god-like points, others would believe it when they say it's a dog Huai blade, after all, no alien looks like a teddy who sees anything......
Wait? What's that thing it's eating...... Looking at the familiar red and white color, and Reimu's blushing face, and the hand covering her lower body......
"Okay...... I know...... That's your fat ......."
"Don't say it!"
Rumble!
A barrage, fortunately, Reimu didn't really attack, but it wasn't light...... At least Gang Huai Blade has become a real African for free......
With a puff of black smoke, Huai Blade spread out his hand...... It's very helpless, women are like this, it's obviously a fact, but no one is allowed to say it, it's really domineering......
After some exploration of this alien cub, Huai Blade found this "terrifying" alien ...... Successful...... It has lost its characteristics as a weapon of war......
"But I think...... It's supposed to be hungry and stupid......"
"Nonsense! Aliens are meant to eat clothes!"
The alien cub lay in Youxiang's arms, purring steadily, as if enjoying it.
Since it was determined that this alien was not in any danger, Yuxiang happily adopted it, and said that it was so cute, I really don't know what Yuxiang's aesthetics are......
After testing, Huai Blade found this alien ...... Dogs, don't eat meat...... Even if he put the blood-stained raw meat in front of his eyes, he vomited a bunch of acid water in disgust to melt the meat, and did not forget to pee on it afterwards......
All right...... This poor xenomorph really seems to be hungry and stupid......
Eat nothing but cloth...... The alien was identified...... After the danger of the dog is almost 0, the Huai blade will be given to the young fragrance.
"I feel like I've lost face as an alien......"
Compared to the alien in memory, this alien seems to be the product of degeneration I don't know how many times, anyway, after staying in the gap of time for hundreds of years, the ghost knows how this wonderful change occurred......
Compared with this, Huai Blade was more concerned about why the eldest aunt of the eldest lady of the Red Devil Pavilion did not come, and the second young lady.
According to Saki, the night is because of the ability of the second lady, so she doesn't feel at ease to appear, and the big aunt is said to be unwell, so she didn't come, so it can't really be that the big aunt came?