He Xiangdong paused for a moment, and then said: "We should still stand on a critical standpoint in the matter of brothels. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAfter all, this place is too disrespectful to women, mutilating women's bodies and spirits, and it's smoky, don't go, it's not a good place. ”

"There are brothels from ancient times to the present, including some underground dance halls and hair salons, or something. In ancient times, this was not a problem, and it was blatantly opened in the green building, because in ancient times, the official allowed it, and the emperor had to visit the kiln. ”

"But at our moment, it is not allowed in our country, and it is also prohibited by the state. Because it is now a civilized country and a civilized society, brothels should have been abandoned in history a long time ago. ”

"As for why our story starts with a brothel?" He Xiangdong changed into a serious look and said: "First of all, to ensure the integrity of the story, Zhang Guangtai's return to the house originally started from the brothel, let's respect the story." Secondly, I would also like to use the beginning of this story to introduce you to some knowledge about brothels, including overt and covert prostitution. In case someone unfortunately strays into these places one day, there is a means to identify them, and sometimes they happen to find the traces of these secret prostitutes, so they can report to the public security organs in time. ”

"Good ......" the audience applauded enthusiastically.

Hou Sanye sat down again, and when he heard He Xiangdong's words, he was also happy, shook his head and admired He Xiangdong, and this decent and righteous awe-inspiring words were also thanks to what he could say.

Director Huang's eyes widened as well, and he muttered, "What this kid said is okay." ”

Hou Sanye shook his head even more.

The backstage actors also looked at each other, dumbfounded, they were all shocked by He Xiangdong's performance, these words were too beautiful.

As soon as these words came out, it was impossible for anyone to grasp his words. Some people who are determined to stir up trouble say that He Xiangdong is promoting brothels on stage, and He Xiangdong can completely explain that he is teaching the audience relevant knowledge in order to improve their ability to discern, and then they can better crack down on underground prostitution, and he does the same, no matter which audience you ask, the feedback from the audience is the same. In other words, He Xiangdong's words just now saved him a lot of trouble.

It is the same reason that Hou Sanye asked He Xiangdong to scold a few words before, and he scolded the brothel for a few words to show his attitude, just have this clear attitude, in case someone uses this to find fault in the future, Hou Sanye also has a way to help him exonerate. If you don't have any attitude, then it's hard to say clearly.

But even Hou Sanye himself didn't expect He Xiangdong to be able to say this so properly, and it would be difficult for others to find trouble even if they wanted to.

He Xiangdong's casual words really surprised the actors in the troupe, they didn't expect that He Xiangdong, an open-mouthed guy, could say such decent and seamless words.

In fact, for He Xiangdong, this is the simplest thing, he was originally engaged in the language industry, and he couldn't be more proficient in the use of language. In addition, he has been mixed in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and it is not difficult to make up for his own leaks and make others unable to grasp the handle.

As for his usual performances, he is open-mouthed, but it just seems to be like this in the eyes of others.

It's like this one tonight, he said let everyone not go to the Fengyue place, he said that if others don't go, they really won't go?

He Xiangdong thinks that he doesn't have that ability, if he can let others do what others do, then he will be amazing.

Although he thinks highly of himself, he also knows that with his own ability, he is just making other people happy, and when people come out of this door, they can't even remember what he said tonight.

Not to mention that I still have the ability to teach them badly or well, everyone is an adult, and they all have their own values and outlook on life.

Comedy, especially cross talk, has its particularity, people say that watching a literary work shocks people and changes their outlook on life, does anyone say that watching a cross talk shocks him and changes his values from then on?

It can let people unload all kinds of pressure in life, come here to listen to their own cross talk, haha, relax their body and mind, forget all their worries, and then go to work happily tomorrow, can do this, He Xiangdong already feels that he is very remarkable.

Returning to the text, He Xiangdong began to talk about Zhang Guangtai's homecoming, first of all, to introduce the relevant knowledge of brothels, the reason is very simple, to improve the audience's ability to distinguish: "The birth of brothels can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period, Qi Huan Gong, Qi Huan Gong has a prime minister named Guan Zhong, at that time, in order to increase the treasury income, a group of skilled women were found to be engaged in technical work in a place where they could display their skills. ”

"Hahaha......" The audience was also laughing.

This kind of little knowledge with He Xiangdong's casual little baggage is extremely vivid and interesting, the atmosphere is very good, and the audience also likes to listen to it, He Xiangdong is a live actor, the better the feedback from the audience, the better his performance state. And the beginning of this story was made up by Zhang Kuoru, and he attracted the audience with one mouth.

The story is told, and all the audience's attention is concentrated, this is the charm of the eight sticks, using the story to hook up people, as long as the story is cleverly left, people have to come tomorrow: "This Zhang Guangtai has a cousin, he didn't come out of five suits, called Zhang Advertisement." This person doesn't have any great skills, his family conditions are average, and he can't earn any money himself, but he has a craft, that is, to get others to spend money. ”

"He also has a good relationship with Zhang Guangtai, and this time Zhang Advertising is over for him. Seeing Guangtai, Zhang Advertising asked, "What have you been doing lately?" Zhang Guangtai replied, "Just practice single-string songs, octagonal drums or something", "Ouch, why are you so discouraged, go, my brother will take you to learn something elegant." ''What?''' Go to the kiln. ’”

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"The money hasn't arrived, and the red jade can't redeem it. The old bustard came up with an idea to ask him to write down the debt note and let him wrap the red jade first. Guangtai had no choice, and he didn't have any money in his pocket, so he agreed with the old bustard's statement, and let all the expenses in the brothel be counted on his head. ”

……

"Gave the money, Zhang Guangtai's eldest brother Zhang Guangju was very puzzled, how did the third child of his family use so much money, and when he asked someone, he knew that Guangtai had been mixed in the Qinglou during this time, and all this money was used by the Qinglou. ”

……

"Okay, if you are short of money, tell your brother that you are hiding what is going on, it is all your own brother's, isn't it just three hundred taels of silver, can I not give it to you? Okay, I'll go first, and you can hurry home. ”

After Zhang Guangju left, Zhang Guangtai was very moved in his heart, tears almost fell, he was disobedient and stayed in the brothel every day and didn't go home, and wasted so much money, I didn't expect my brother not only didn't blame himself, but also gave himself money to ransom Hongyu home, and his own brother was nothing more than that. Zhang Guangtai thought to himself, I must listen to my brother carefully and never mess around again. ”

Besides, after Zhang Guangju got out of Simeitang, he went directly to the pharmacy on the back street to buy two catties of rat medicine. ”

"Smack. Wake up, He Xiangdong said: "That's all for today's stand-up comedy, please be early tomorrow." ”

The audience is stupid, it's enjoyable here, why is it gone? He Xiangdong's button is too lacking in morality, why did Zhang Guangju go out to buy rat medicine?

(To be continued.) )