Chapter 002: Yin Zhiping was bitter in his heart

"You're going to start again, I'm not afraid that Yang Guo will beat you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Let's start, start your sister, don't you say that you can die? Let me transform into you first and then enlarge the move? Torture me like this without taking a single blood, or am you not human...... Yin Zhiping felt bitter in his heart.

"Who the hell is it! Yin someone is fighting with you today!"

wipe, ruined my brother's tools of crime, I'm afraid that I will remember it as soon as I do things in the future, and I won't be alive in the future.

Yo, a temperamental artificial intelligence, 666. It's fun, this liar's brain hole is first-class, it's such a thing, praise!

"The little dragon girl can't move, you're so boring, it's like a dead person. ”

Feng Ning was not convinced, could it really be Yin Zhiping and Xiaolongnu on the other side?

When he said this, Yin Zhiping really felt that it was a little interesting, the dumb holes were all sealed, at least he had to be able to speak, otherwise he was really no different from that dead man......

"You can manage it, Lao Tzu is willing!"

Yin Zhiping pondered carefully, is it good to be a dragon knight, regardless of whether she can move. Besides, the goddess who unlocked the acupoint doesn't seem to be able to beat herself......

Hey, you have a good temper, even if it's not true, you can't be cheap, isn't there Yang Daxia, just talk to him, delay for a while. Ahh

"How about this, if you can answer a question to me, I will give you a pill and promise to let the little dragon girl take the initiative to give me a hug, how about it?"

Artificial intelligence is awesome, I want to see how awesome you are, can you do multiple-choice questions? It seems to ...... Really......

"Really, it's as simple as answering a question?"

Yin Zhiping took the bait instantly, it's no wonder if he didn't agree to this big thing. Thinking that the goddess has ignored her love over the years, but she has a soft spot for Yang Guo's kid, it is really an uncle who can't bear it and an aunt can't bear it.

"Of course, but you can't check Baidu!"

Feng Ning replied to the past, it is estimated that there is a big joke on the other side who is chatting with him, pretending to be Yin Zhiping and pretending to be quite energetic? Yang Daxia is not happy!

"Okay, you ask!"

Yin Zhiping said to the air, he doesn't care what the hell Baidu is, maybe it's some kind of book. However, with the temptation of the goddess taking the initiative to throw herself into her arms, he didn't care about what Feng Ning said.

"Ask, why do frogs jump higher than trees?"

Feng Ning sent it speechlessly, my profound brain teaser can't cure you artificial intelligence......?

As soon as he heard this question, Yin Zhiping only felt a mist in his head. Why does a frog jump higher than a tree? Why? How can a frog jump higher than a tree......

Of course, Feng Ning will not wait for him to give an answer, and immediately found Yang Guo's name at the bottom of the contact, and you should deal with it by yourself as a daughter-in-law. Brother is also helpful, and he has to help someone find a daughter-in-law before he has a daughter-in-law, although he is not necessarily a human ......

It's definitely not a person, it's a chivalry! Yang Daxia, you know, the left-handed man is invincible in the world. A unicorn arm has become a left-handed super god, pitiful......

Yang Guo, after the end of the South Mountain, learned toad skills......

Your daughter-in-law is about to be ridden, and you still have kung fu to practice, and you can fly away. complained fiercely about the artificial intelligence Xiansen, and Feng Ning entered a sentence speechlessly:

"Yang Guo, go and rescue your aunt!"

As soon as he spoke here, Yang Guo was messy, save his aunt? Wasn't she sealed by her father-in-law and stayed in the tomb of the living dead? There are only a bunch of Taoist priests over there, although they are not very empathetic, but they are not extremely evil!

"Who is the master!"

Your sister, the master, is really artificial intelligence, and the greetings are the same.

"I'll say it again, go and rescue your aunt!"

Feng Ning slapped his head speechlessly, he was bored to death, and the liar was tired after playing for a long time. Stretched, he didn't care what happened to Yang Guo over there, he had to go on a date tomorrow after washing and sleeping, and he made an appointment with the goddess to meet tomorrow in Century Park, and the busy man said!

He is no longer a bird, Yang Guo's side is even more messy, to go or not to go, who is that person just now, there is no one around here, only Ouyang Feng, the father-in-law. Could it be that the long-rumored rumors on the rivers and lakes have entered the secret? I don't know who it is...

Seeing that his father-in-law still looked stupid, thinking that he was sick again, Yang Guo turned around and ran towards the tomb of the living dead. Regardless of whether what the man said was right or not, it was better to believe this kind of thing than not, in case something really happened to my aunt, it would be too late.

Sure enough, as soon as he arrived at the tomb of the living dead, he saw an extremely unbearable scene, Yin Zhiping was trying to untie the clothes of the little dragon girl. That's right, he can't contact Feng Ning, so he's about to go crazy, so it's okay to just leave it like this, at least there is temperature, and he is half a dead man.

"What man!?"

I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I was disturbed three times in a row, and I won't lift it in my next life this time...... Yin Zhiping touched his crotch and stepped softly. Find the size of the psychological shadow area......

Brother doesn't play anymore, there will be a chance to keep the guy in the future, and he really won't be saved if he comes back a few more times. It's a pity that Yang Guo won't let him slip away, it's his beloved aunt, someone actually took advantage of his absence to defile her, unforgivable!

"Little thief!

Flashing his long sword, Yang Guo flew away. However, the current Yang Guo was not enough to defeat Yin Zhiping, so he slipped away with his sword and escaped dozens of meters away.

"Come on!"

Unraveling the acupoint of the little dragon girl, Yang Guo only felt that there were two big balls of meat in front of him, which were obviously the little dragon girl's...... That feeling, not to mention, there was no secret in ancient times......

Intoxicated, Yang Guo believes it now, that master must have been sent by God to help me. Originally, there was a layer of tissue paper with my aunt that was not pierced, but now I still need to stab it, it has long been gone!

At this time, the status information of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in Feng Ning's mobile phone became ......

Xiaolongnu: And Yang Guo, the tomb of the living dead, greasy.

Yang Guo: And Xiaolongnu, the tomb of the living dead, greasy.

It's just that Feng Ning, who has no heart and no lungs, has fallen asleep, he hasn't seen anything, and he is going on a date tomorrow and said, how can he have time to play liars. Of course, he didn't expect that this was not a liar at all.

When I woke up, the red sun was rising.

There are a few more familiar figures in the dormitory, of course, the roommates who are fighting pens, it is estimated that they came to the paper all night last night, and they are all stuffed in the bed, bitter~

After a simple wash, Feng Ning put on the ...... that marked his identity Short-sleeved T-shirt and shorts.

"Feng Da handsome guy, don't go to the personnel department yet, the teacher is going to scold the street, call the beast early in the morning, Lao Tzu was woken up by her......"

reminded the fat man of the shop, because only Feng Ning had not gone in the dormitory.

"Got it, go right away. ”