Chapter 716: Mung Bean Soup is the Antidote
Gao Feng saw that Zheng Youcai's whole person was hard, and the old woman smashed it with a thick wooden stick at the mouth of the bowl, Zheng Youcai didn't react at all, and the wooden stick was broken into four pieces, which showed that Zheng Youcai's poisoning was serious.
Gao Feng thought that Zheng Youcai was afraid of spending money, so he didn't go to the hospital for rescue by himself, but wanted to find Gao Feng to pay for him.
Gao Feng told Zheng Youcai to rest assured, he would pay for the rescue for him, and you would go to the hospital with confidence, and Gao Feng would not let Zheng Youcai pay back.
Gao Feng picked up his mobile phone to call the emergency center, but was stopped by Zheng Youcai, Zheng Youcai told Gao Feng that in a case of poisoning like him, even if he went to the hospital, it would be useless, and the doctors in the hospital would only be helpless, and Gao Feng was surprised.
"Zheng Youcai, what you said is also interesting, you are not ashamed to speak, your hospital can't see it, the doctors are helpless, what is the hospital still open, then where are you going to see, you are too underestimated of the hospital and the doctors." ”
Gao Feng scolded Zheng Youcai, of course he went to the hospital to see him when he was sick, and he was still waiting for death at home.
"Brother Gao, it's not that I said the hospital, it's not that I look down on the level of doctors, they really can't see my disease, I know my disease myself, I don't have the hospital to see it, I said they are helpless. ”
"Yes, Brother Zheng, don't think that there is chaos in the hospital, you doubt the hospital's ability to treat, don't think that the medical costs are too high, you won't go to the hospital for treatment, you must go to the hospital for rescue in this case, or you will wait here to die, let me watch you ascend to heaven, your yellow and hungry appearance, I am still scared when I look at it, I also told you, you don't have to pay back the money for this rescue, you just put one hundred and twenty hearts, do you want me to give you a guarantee?"
Zheng Youcai insisted that the hospital couldn't see his disease, the doctor couldn't cure his disease, Gao Feng refuted him that this was ignorance, although there was a lot of chaos in the hospital, the doctor-patient relationship was also very tense, and the medical expenses remained high, but we still have to believe in the hospital, or believe in the doctor, and only the doctor can cure the disease, and only the hospital can cure the disease.
Zheng Youcai insisted again: "Brother Gao, I Zheng Youcai really don't believe in hospitals, I Zheng Youcai really don't believe in doctors, what kind of fart hospital, so a high-grade hospital is controlled by a few rivers and lakes, the bull is bigger than the sky, and the money is spent a lot, people can't be saved, this is a hospital, this is a group of bullshit doctors." ”
Zheng Youcai was quite angry when he said it, choking himself so much that he rolled his eyes, and he almost didn't lose his breath and really hung up.
"Hey, Zheng Youcai, don't be angry, I know everyone is very disappointed in the hospital, but that's just an isolated phenomenon, that doesn't mean that most hospitals are not credible, isn't there a public hospital, let's go to Xiaoyue City People's Hospital to rescue, it's a public hospital, we don't go to a private hospital for treatment, I also know that going to the hospital for treatment is equivalent to burning money, but you are sick like this, we have to save you." ”
Gao Feng said that he had to call the emergency center, and he couldn't delay any longer, even if everyone didn't trust the hospital, it was important to treat the disease, not to mention that this public hospital was still more honest.
"Brother Gao, I'm not killed with a stick, I don't believe in the hospital, I'm not afraid of spending money, it's all life-threatening, I can still care about the money, I just know that I have this disease, it's not cost-effective to go to the hospital, it's useless to go to the hospital, I can treat it myself." ”
"What, Brother Zheng, I heard you right, you can cure the disease yourself, you are kidding, have you ever been a doctor, I don't think it is possible, what a good profession a doctor, you can give up being a doctor and not do construction, unless you are a veterinarian, even if you are a veterinarian, it is also a money-making job, now there are many pets, and it is a sky-high price for pets to see a doctor, those rich lords do not bargain at all, and regard pets as more precious than people. ”
Zheng Youcai said that he could cure the disease, and he laughed so much that his big teeth were about to fall off, and he couldn't see that Zheng Youcai was a doctor's material, not even a veterinarian.
Now it's different, the veterinarian is very simple, just look at diseases such as cows, horses, pigs and chickens, there is almost no business, and now rich people are piling up, especially some rich female compatriots, now there are three hobbies, one is to raise this pet, the second is to raise a little white face, and the third is to watch Korean dramas.
In today's society, pets have a higher status than people, and giving her husband pocket money is given piece by piece, and you have to prevent it from coming and going, and spending money on this pet is not stingy, it is really like spending money, eating and living together and chasing Korean dramas.
Once the pet has a small illness and disaster, it is even more terrible, even if the husband's life is exchanged, those veterinarians have gradually transformed into pet doctors, that is a lot of money, this pet hospital is not worse than the car 4S shop profiteering.
"Oh, Brother Gao, what kind of veterinarian am I, I'm not a doctor, I'm just a doctor after a long illness, and my current medical skills are no worse than ordinary doctors." ”
"I'll go, Zheng Youcai, why have you been sick for a long time to become a doctor, you are not sick at all, you are sick in your head, you have a good body, but you have to take this medicine and that medicine, and you have made yourself into this situation, don't say it anymore, I must send you to the hospital to rescue, I don't know if there is anything in my hospital, then as long as you say a word, you will be given the fastest treatment." ”
Gao Feng is someone in the hospital, he knows Diao Xiaochan, a senior nurse in the hospital, don't look at Diao Xiaochan as a nurse, she is an eight-sided spirit dragon in the first hospital of Xiaoyue City, even the dean has to give her three points of face, Gao Feng doesn't know what Diao Xiaochan's origin is, she has such a big background, is it just her excellent appearance?
"Brother Gao, don't, I know you have a relationship, I not only know that you have a relationship in the hospital, but you also have a relationship with the TV station and the Public Security Bureau, whether you have anything to do with the army, because you look as handsome as a Korean star, and you have a lot of girlfriends." ”
"Go, Zheng Youcai, you mention Korean stars to me, I am a handsome local guy at the peak, and I don't have a side with Korean stars at all, I doubt it now, why are there so many people, there are handsome Korean guys at every turn, I am an authentic local handsome guy, I am an upright handsome Chinese guy, then South Korea was just a small vassal of us hundreds of years ago. ”
When it comes to Korean stars, Gao Feng does not object, but when he is associated with Korean stars, Gao Feng is very unhappy, it should be said that Korean stars are as handsome as he is Gao Feng.
"Brother Gao, I made a mistake, you won't say that you are like a Korean star in the future, and you will say that you are like a Thai ladyboy in the future. ”
"Fuck you, Zheng Youcai, don't you want to live for a long time, then the Thai ladyboy is not as good as a Korean star, you can also save some effort, when the car from the emergency center comes, you can tell the doctor about the symptoms." ”
"Brother Gao, I mean it really, I am determined not to go to the hospital for rescue, I know that I don't need to go to the hospital for this disease, I know that this is just a poisoning phenomenon, I know that I only need a bowl of antidote to solve the problem, I know that I need a bowl of mung bean soup to solve the problem. ”
Gao Feng insisted on sending Zheng Youcai to the hospital for rescue, Zheng Youcai was in a hurry, and told Gao Feng that he didn't need to go to the hospital at all, just a bowl of mung bean soup was needed.
"Oh, Zheng Youcai, why are you bothering so much, why don't you just say it directly, you just need to drink a bowl of mung bean soup to detoxify." ”
"That's right, Brother Gao, that's what I mean, I just need a bowl of mung bean soup to drink, do I still need to go to the hospital? If I go to the hospital, it will be the money for a few bowls of mung bean soup?"
"Oh, Zheng Youcai, I remembered, I used to have a comrade-in-arms, he was changed from the bottom of the island, he suffered from severe arthritis because of the perennial humidity of the island, he also looked around a lot of hospitals, and also found a lot of doctors in the rivers and lakes, but not only did it not cure, but it became more serious, and it also cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars, and he had to take tens of thousands of yuan of medicine every year.
Later, my comrade-in-arms learned to dispense medicine by himself, and read a lot of medical books, just like you said, he is the kind of doctor who has been ill for a long time, and the one medicine he takes the most is to eat ants raw.
Once, he also took too much medicine and caused poisoning, the situation was the same as you, it was not me on the spot at that time, it was another comrade-in-arms of mine who was on the spot, and he was also scared a lot, and he wanted to send this comrade-in-arms to the hospital for first aid, this comrade-in-arms was killed and did not go to the hospital, this comrade-in-arms asked him to get a bowl of mung bean soup to drink, and the result was really mung bean soup rescued. ”
Gao Feng had heard about it, he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, and he thought it was a joke, a story that his comrades had deliberately made up.
Today, when Gao Feng encountered Zheng Youcai's situation, when Zheng Youcai insisted on not going to the hospital for rescue and only needed to drink a bowl of mung bean soup, Gao Feng naturally remembered that wonderful comrade-in-arms, it seems that that thing is a real thing.
"Brother Gao, is your comrade-in-arms called Zheng No?"
After Gao Feng finished this story, Zheng Youcai asked him: "Yes, Brother Zheng, how do you know, can't he be your brother?"
"Hehe, Brother Gao, you're really right, he's my brother, my name is Zheng Youcai, his name is Zheng No. ”
"I'm going, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, it turns out that you are a family, that's really a strange family, no wonder you also dispense medicine yourself, could it be that this method of dispensing medicine was taught by your brother, and the method of this antidote was also taught by him!"
Gao Feng felt that this world was too wonderful, his comrade-in-arms Zheng Bu was still Zheng Youcai's younger brother, these brothers were really a perfect match, and it would be a great loss if they didn't become brothers in this life.
"Zheng Youcai, I believe you now, you don't have to go to the hospital for rescue at all, it's a waste of money for you to go to the hospital, you don't have to give birth to this first aid, it is estimated that you won't be able to get mung bean soup in the middle of the night?"
Zheng Youcai said: "Brother Gao, it's not just eight thousand, maybe it will cost hundreds of thousands, maybe you can't find out the cause, and you will die as a result."
Brother Gao, first of all, you have to plug in oxygen when you go to the hospital for rescue, the oxygen is a mouthful, how much does it cost to inhale, and you have to have a blood transfusion, the blood is charged by the milliliter, how much is it to transfuse me with thirty catties of blood.
Brother Gao, this mung bean soup is easy to do, I know that your project department drinks mung bean soup almost every day in the summer, you go to your canteen to steal some mung bean soup. ”
"Zheng Youcai, our project department is in the summer, and we drink mung bean soup almost every day, and I can't get it when I drink mung bean soup twice a day, but our project department doesn't drink the rest of the soup, so where can I get it for you." ”
Zheng Youcai said: "Brother Gao, there is nothing left, the swill bucket is fine, you can go to the swill bucket to get a bowl." ”