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"What are you laughing at? You gave me all your property for nothing, and you deserve to be so happy? Be careful that I don't give it back to you. ”

"WHO IS RARE YOU ALSO, IT'S JUST THAT YOU LEFT JUST NOW WHEN IT WAS TOO FUNNY, YOU DIDN'T SEE THE EXPRESSIONS OF THOSE PEOPLE, IT'S SO EXCITING, I'M AFRAID IT'S ALL GODBLESSYOU WHO CAN'T STAND IT, YOU'RE REALLY A TREASURE, I REALLY LOVE YOU." ”

The guy was still laughing and trembling with joy as he spoke.

I didn't expect to hear him say "I love you to death" but in such a situation, I couldn't cry or laugh, why didn't I think he was confessing, it was more like he was laughing at me.

I threw him a pair of big white eyeballs, hum, don't think I'm so stupid that I can't understand you.

"Didn't you teach me how to say what I wanted? Now you still laugh at me, do I remember a certain ghost said that if others laughed at me, he would pretend to be a ghost to scare others to death, and now you laugh at me yourself, then you scare yourself?"

"I don't dare to laugh at you, Liu-Dong-Shi-Chang. ”

I was so angry that I jumped up from the sofa while he wasn't paying attention, grimacing, and screamed at him.

"Then I'll pretend to be a ghost and scare you to death!"

I completely forgot that I couldn't pounce on him at all, and when I found my body falling through his body and losing its center of gravity and falling to the ground, it was too late to brake.

I screamed and closed my eyes in fright, thinking that I was about to make intimate contact with the floor, but I only felt a familiar coolness quickly envelop me, and I opened my eyes in horror to see a pair of eyes that were also frightened.

"You almost scared me to death without pretending to be a ghost, Chairman. ”

His voice was low, and although his tone was a little ridiculous like a joke, there was still some nervousness in his expression.

I'm embarrassed, I was scared out of the clouds by his joke just now.

"Hehe, if you make a mistake, I want to scare you with a sudden attack, who knows that your body is useless. ”

"My body is useless at all?"

He squinted, word by word, gritted his teeth, with a dangerous look in his eyes.

I was stunned for a moment, only to realize that he might have misunderstood, well, this guy has too big a brain, and even this can be misunderstood?

I hurriedly explained with a smile, after all, the lesson from the misunderstanding last time is still there.

"Hehe, I want to be crooked, you must be crooked, I'm not talking about the kind of uselessness, it's literal useless, you know, definitely not that you're useless. ”

The danger in his eyes was still there, just a little more heart-pounding smile.

"I don't understand, you make it clear, how I think crookedly, what kind of useless are you talking about, or which one is not mine. ”

I found out that I had dug another hole and buried myself, and how could I have forgotten that I could never get around him when it came to circumventing this issue, that he was a hooligan on this subject.

I tilted my head, and was ready not to look at him, nor to answer him, but my uncompetitive face had slowly burned from the root of my ears, alas, what a self-confession.

"You doubt that my body is useless, do you want to try it, is it really useless? You see that since I can hold you up now and not fall, it means that my power can act in your body, don't you think?"