Chapter 149: Laughing Everyone!
Boys and girls rush forward, since the boys are in front, then the first player to rush is undoubtedly a boy.
Indeed, the first player to enter the game is a pure master, he is Xie Hongliang, the host of Apple TV's public life channel "Humanistic Exploration"!
Xie Hongliang looks ordinary, not tall, not fat or thin, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he bent his two arms to show off his biceps, and he told all the audience inside and outside the stadium with his actions: "Don't underestimate my brother, my brother also has muscles, and it is just a trivial matter to climb on the high platform." ”
Xie Meina stepped forward and poked Xie Hongliang's biceps with her fingers, and exclaimed, "Wow, I can't see that Liangzi is so material!"
Immediately afterwards, Xie Meina went straight to the point: "I wonder if Liangzi has any declaration before rushing to the level?"
Xie Hongliang raised a finger and said confidently: "I only have one sentence in my declaration of rushing to the level, and my brother is just a legend!"
So dragging?
The audience at the scene was discussing, how many levels can this Xie Hongliang Xie anchor, who seems to be full of self-confidence, rush to the first level?
The great god onlookers were also discussing this issue, and Lin Tianbao directly became the prophet emperor: "The crab is not so delicious, I see that this Xie anchor is clearly here to drink water." ”
Isn't this a curse for people to drop water?
Yu Qingya gently pinched the soft flesh on her boyfriend's waist, leaned on her boyfriend's ear and said, "How can you be so bad?"
"Ahh
The genius brother deliberately sold cuteness, raised his hands to block in front of him, which also made a couple the focus of attention, Yu Qingya's face was thin-skinned, and her cheeks were dyed in an instant, so she was embarrassed to pinch her boyfriend hard, and said: "It's all you." ”
Lin Tianbao looked innocent, he just told the truth, can this also be blamed on him?
In the eyes of others, this scene has completely become flirting, reminiscent of the traditional Valentine's Day tomorrow in the land of China, isn't this the rhythm of abusing single dogs to death?
At this moment, an extremely sensual voice sounded: "My dear, fortunately I have you by my side, otherwise I would have been abused to death." ”
My mother, can it be less disgusting?
The gods had a tacit understanding, and they collectively shuddered, and Tang Youyou, who was one of the protagonists, roared loudly as if he had been stepped on his tail: "Jiang Datong, you get away from the old lady!"
Jiang Datong pleaded pitifully: "Wife, can you give me a little face when you go out?"
Tang Youyou snorted, tilted his head, and ignored Jiang Datong.
Seeing this, Lin Tianbao and Yu Qingya quickly glanced at each other, a couple can be said to have a good heart, how could they not know that this great god couple is not making trouble, but Tang Youyou is a thin-skinned girl, and it is inevitable that she will be a little embarrassed in front of everyone, and the only way to resolve the embarrassment is to use this image of a "strong girl".
Have you guessed who this couple is? They are so proud and excellent.
On the other end, the host Yang Le said with a smile on the stage: "Can Liangzi become a legendary brother? Then let's wait and see! Prepare - 3, 2, 1, GO!"
Before the rush, Xie Hongliang was full of confidence, and kept moving his body to warm up, which was quite a bit of an athlete.
The word "GO" sounded, Xie Hongliang rushed out like a gust of wind, and the surrounding audience saw it without hesitation and offered "come on", and Yang Le also reported the player's rush situation: "Liangzi came to the first level and leaped over the dragon ......"
Damn! Before Yang Le's word "door" could be spit out, I saw the anchor Xie of their Apple station pounce on the rolling log of the first level of "Flying Dragon Gate" with a very elegant image of, and then slid gorgeously into the pond.
With the sound of "poof", the audience was stunned, what the hell is going on? Why is the person gone?
In the next second, the audience who reacted burst into laughter, Nima, this is really funny, are you sure that this Xie anchor is a legendary brother and not a dog?
Jiang Datong heard the audience laughing, and said with a blank face: "What are these people laughing at?" Hey, what about the Xie anchor who put down his arrogance and wanted to rush through the pass just now? Why is there no figure in the blink of an eye, he shouldn't have already stepped onto the high platform, right?"
Speaking of this, Jiang Datong tilted his head and looked hard in the direction of the high platform.
The gods couldn't help it, and laughed regardless of their demeanor, it turned out that Jiangshan could be so cute.
Tang Youyou couldn't stand it anymore, so she grabbed her husband's ear and said, "What were you thinking just now?
How many seconds has it been?
Jiang Datong couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this picture, is this Xie anchor here to be funny?
Quack Quack ......
At this moment, Xie Hongliang, who is the person concerned, is infinitely congested, he feels that there is a group of crows flying above his head, the beginning is beautiful, but the ending is not what he wants.
Xie Hongliang couldn't figure it out, how could he not even pass the first level?
Yang Le stretched out his hand to pull Xie Hongliang back to the stage from the pool and asked, "Liangzi, how do you feel?" Can you teach the brothers behind you a little experience, so that they don't repeat the mistakes of the past." ”
Xie Hongliang shook his head and sighed: "This ending is not what I want, I think I should be able to rush to the high platform, why did I fall into the water at the first level?"
Yang Le saw that Xie Hongliang was extremely annoyed, and he couldn't say a little experience, so he said with a smile: "It seems that our Xie anchor hasn't recovered from falling into the water yet, so let's take a look at the table on the girls' team!"
Who will be the first player on the girls' team?
Xie Hongliang's falling into the water also made the members of the girls' team extremely humble, Gao Fei saw that the girls had been pushing me, and directly called out: "Fu Na, it's you!"
Yao Funa, the host of Apple's public channel "News Tracking and Watching", was named in public, but she had to bite the bullet.
Tian Feifei smiled and asked, "Fu Na, is there any declaration to rush the customs?"
Yao Funa said into the microphone: "If I rush over, it will be a good start! If I don't rush over, it will be a brick throw, I believe that the sisters in the back will be better than me!"
With Xie Hongliang's experience, Yao Funa didn't dare to talk too much, and because of this, Yao Funa won full applause.
"Ready-3, 2, 1, GO!"
Yao Funa stepped on small steps and rushed out, and the first level flew over the rainbow, and Yao Funa was very smooth. The second level of the lucky wheel tests the center of gravity and balance, Yao Funa slowed down the speed of the ****, which took thirty seconds to clear the customs successfully. In the third level, Yao Funa rode on the crossbar and fell into the water, which made the audience laugh.
After that, it's the boys' team's turn to send players to rush through the level!
This time, the boys' team sent a heavyweight, the fattest host of the entire TV station - Ling Dahai!
Ling Dahai's declaration is: "Don't underestimate the fat man, the fat man can also rush to the high platform!"
Obviously, everyone present ignored Ling Dahai's declaration of rushing to the pass, and with the size of this fat man, he could also rush to the high platform?
Sure enough, Ling Dahai flew into the water at the first level of the Dragon Gate!
Jiang Datong laughed so much that tears flowed: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this host is really funny, so fat and still coming to rush the level, isn't this funny?"
"It's important to participate!" Lin Tianbao became the prophetic emperor again: "Jiangshan, don't laugh at others here, saying that you may not be able to stop at the first level when you will play." ”
"How is that possible? The first level is so simple, I have passed it in one step. ”
Jiang Datong didn't take Lin Tianbao's advice to heart at all, in his opinion, the two male anchors who rushed through the level were really weak.
The second female anchor sent by the girls' team also has a pair of long legs, just now Yao Funa Yao anchor rushed to the third level with a pair of long legs, and the girls' team is ready to give full play to the advantage of long legs to get off to a good start!
Leg length is indeed an advantage, the problem is that the female anchor has no balance ability, no, the female anchor rushed to the leaping rainbow and sat down because of the unstable center of gravity, playing the slide upside down, and "poofed" into the water.
Seeing this scene, the audience laughed!
Next, the male and female anchors took turns to stage tricks and laugh all over the audience!
This morning, the gods laughed sourly, but sooner or later, they will have to pay it back, and in the afternoon, it will be the turn of the gods to go on the stage to record the second episode of "Boys and Girls Rush Forward"! )